Kudo
Chapter 3 False alarm
Many junior high school girls are very fascinated by Tarot cards, amazed by the mysterious patterns and complicated formations.Su Wan had a crush on a girl once, so he had read a lot of books about tarot cards.Although the secret love ended in secret love, the memory of the book is still there. What impressed him most was a card called "The Hanged Man", which means "sacrifice".
Even so, Su Wan never thought that one day he would pose this pose himself.
——At this moment, he is like a freshly stuffed sausage, strangled into sections by ropes, and hung on a high place waiting to dry.The fat man was also tied up, and his mouth was blocked by a piece of cloth, but I don't know if it was because of his weight. He was not hung up, but lay on his side and kept struggling, a bit like a restless pig waiting to be slaughtered.
Sure enough, fat people have fat blessings. In adversity, how many fragile lives have been saved by being fat.Su Wan sighed sadly in his heart.
The tent that originally belonged to them has now been surrounded by seven or eight Tibetans.The Tibetans were all in blue Tibetan robes, holding Tibetan knives in their hands, mumbling words that Su Wan could not understand, and pointing at Su Wan and the fat man.
The pain in his head made Su Wan unable to think too much. He was groggy, his ears were buzzing, and his hands and feet were cold.It is said that handstand is good for blood supply to the brain. Su Wan once wanted to try it to improve his IQ.However, at this moment, when he really felt the blood in his whole body pouring into his head, he would rather cry loudly to Uncle Wang Houxiong's handsome face: "I'm sorry, I'm just so stupid, I don't want to become smarter. Is it true?" Yes, I am not arrogant."
It's over, he's about to roll his eyes.Su Wan felt black shadows constantly appearing in front of his eyes, and his tinnitus became more and more serious.Would he not only be blind before the black glasses, but also become deaf?The master and the apprentice are really fucking right.
"Damn it," the fat man cursed majesticly, and the cloth strip was finally removed from his mouth, "What the hell is a sneak attack, I have the guts to fight the fat man one-on-one!"
Immediately afterwards, Su Wan's body sank, and he finally fell into Mother Earth's arms again.
The discussion among the Tibetans finally came to fruition. They sent a representative to communicate with the fat man.To Su Wan's surprise, the fat man looked illiterate, but he was able to talk and gesture with Tibetans.Finally the Tibetan representative nodded and began to untie the fat man.
And me and me!Su Wan saw that there was a connection, and quickly twisted his body to show his presence, but he was completely ignored by the Tibetans.After the fat man was untied, he was led by a Tibetan and left cursing.
The Tibetans didn't finally turn their attention back to Su Wan until they watched them disappear completely. Those eyes were definitely not kind.
Su Wan's mind went blank, what an idiot.
Damn it, I'm really going to go to Huangquan Road now. Sure enough, you can eat more food, but you can't talk too much.
***
When Su Wan woke up, the Tibetans had disappeared without a trace.He sat up in a daze, thinking that he had a nightmare at first, but his buttocks were covered with ice for thousands of miles, and the snow drifted for thousands of miles when he looked up, it was obvious that he had traveled through time.
"Don't be in a daze when you wake up, copy the guy to work." Fatty's voice sounded from behind.
It turned out that it wasn't time travel, it was really a nightmare.As soon as Su Wan turned his head, he became angry when he saw the fat man: "I said, you—"
"What are you, are you really a fat man and I'm your father? Let me tell you, I've done my best to you. If I come out to trap lamas, an unreliable young man like you, a hundred times will not be enough to die."
Before Su Wan breathed out, he was held back in a daze, and his face flushed instantly.In his mind, he wondered whether it was a mistake to come out with the fat man, and then remembered the phrase "don't embarrass me" in the black glasses, and he didn't know what it was like for a while.At this time, a hand patted his shoulder.
Su Wan turned his head and saw that Wu Xie was wearing a bright red lama suit, standing in the snow, with a red dress on a white background, if he hadn't shaved his head, he would look like a bride, a beautiful flower.
Su Wan stayed for a while before recovering.What's going on, didn't you say that Wu Xie died?If Wu Xie is still alive, what is the fat man digging?Is this the f*cking fake corpse in the legend?The more he thought about it, the more terrifying he became. He took a step back and opened his mouth wide to start screaming.
Before he could scream, Wu Xie grabbed a ball of snow and blocked his mouth in time.
Time went back to about half a year ago.
Wu Xie walked in the snow and thought quietly, with wine in his arms.The wine is old wine, and people's hearts are no longer young, only the snow is still the same, cold and white.On the desolate snow field, he was walking alone, with no way out and no way out.
With a sudden movement behind him, Wu Xie's mouth was covered, the dagger mercilessly slashed across, warm blood rushed up the throat, and spilled out violently.He was staggered and pushed down in the snow, the blood and snow melted together and spread to the surroundings. For a while, except for the blood-spraying neck, there was still some body heat, and no other parts of him could feel the slightest warmth.
In front of him stood a young man in a white down jacket with cold eyes.The young man looked at it for a while, probably confirming his death. Blood dripped down the dagger from the hand with two missing fingers.
The fucking fat man is really unreliable, and he actually found a disabled person.
Wu Xie clutched her neck and crawled back a few steps in embarrassment.His strength was almost gone along with the blood, and the last bit of strength could not be revenged, it was only enough for him to stand up tremblingly and fall backwards off the cliff.
Time to return.
"Speaking of which, Wang Can's saber skills are pretty good," the fat man patted Wu Xie on the shoulder, "It's just what you want if it's dead but not dead. But you're fine, just like my little brother playing to disappear, I think it's true for Fat Master When something happened, the whole world looked for Wang Can to settle the score, and even came here in person."
"If you want to die, you have to die a little bit. After all, I am taking the line of strength," Wu Xie smiled. "Can the disabled hold a knife to pinch the head? If you bend it again and cut the carotid artery, I will never let you go." .”
Wu Xie has lost a lot of weight, and is also darker. The Lama suit looks very loose, which usually makes people look thin and helpless, but Wu Xie's gestures are domineering, and he looks even cooler. The high ground is far away as a lonely swordsman.Su Wan secretly looked at the ugly and hideous scar on Wu Xie's throat, then touched his own neck, took a breath, and respected Wu Xie: "Boss, can you secretly tell my younger brother that you cut your throat and fell off the cliff and buried it three times in the snow?" Kill, how did you survive?"
"Fate is hard, and idiots are covering me." Wu Xie threw out a sentence.
Is it worth showing off to be covered by an idiot?Su Wan didn't understand for a long time, and was dragged away by the fat man while yelling and working.
"What are we going to dig?" Su Wan asked strangely, "Isn't Boss Wu not inside?"
"I lost something when it fell." Wu Xie found a cigarette out of nowhere, but unfortunately he couldn't find a fire, so he could only pinch it to his ear. "Although it's a Xibei product, it's better to have it than nothing."
It's been like a groundhog lately.Su Wan picked up a shovel depressedly.Ever since I followed this fat man, I've been digging and digging. Can you still dig up ginseng in this damn place?Wu Xie was fine, he remained motionless and stood as a supervisor.
"Why, don't you like it?" Maybe because he noticed Su Wan's resentment, Wu Xie smiled, "If you don't like it, you can do it yourself, I don't have time to care about you."
When Wu Xie spoke, his throat rolled, and the scar was particularly terrifying. Coupled with the weird expression of smiling but not smiling, the effect was amazing.Su Wan was stunned, looked at the boundless snow field all around, bowed his head resignedly and worked obediently.
"Naively, the bones aren't healed yet," the fat man said while digging, "Tsk, look at your face, if Fatty and I hadn't come, just relying on a few old monks, I wouldn't be able to dig out what you want for hundreds of years. s things."
Wu Xie folded her arms and laughed a few times, but said nothing.
Su Wan looked up at the high cliff.Falling off a cliff is not just for fun, it hurts muscles and bones for a hundred days, not to mention a free fall from a high altitude, Wu Xie can still stand here, it is already a miracle in itself.
While digging down, he sized Wu Xie out of the corner of his eye: It's domineering, it's cool, it's dark and thin, but I don't think it's a weak chicken, on the contrary, it looks like a super handsome man.But when the handsome man lowered his head and exposed his neck, Su Wan suddenly found that the lines of this part were extremely soft, more feminine than a woman's.
Unlike Li Cu, Su Wan didn't have much contact with Wu Xie. The only impression he had was the white face of a Japanese geisha painted with stone powder.But at this moment, he suddenly had an understanding of Wu Xie: this person may not be born so aggressive and cool, just like the lines from his neck to his head are not uniformly tough, but rather Inch by inch, it gradually becomes angular.
What is it that can change a person so much?How did a granite head grow out of such a soft neck?
Wu Xie seemed to have sensed his gaze, and Su Wan immediately felt his eyes poked by the extremely sharp gaze, and hurriedly buried his head in his work.
On the silent snow field, only the sound of wind and snow plowing remained for a while.
It was getting dark.
"Are you sure you're digging here?" Thinking of Fatty's previous unreliability, Su Wan couldn't help asking.
"Not sure," Fatty said more confidently than before, "At worst, we'll dig all over this area."
Su Wan almost fainted when he heard this. He had a super GPS before, but he really didn't have a detector.When meeting this group of people, no matter how powerful Tinker Bell is, there will be times when his skills will run low.
"Forget it, let's stop here," Wu Xie let out a breath slowly, "Come with me, there is meat to eat."
Su Wan quickly threw away the shovel as if he was rescued, and supported the new boss with a bright smile, but found that the other party looked at him in a wrong way.
It's chill.Su Wan couldn't help shaking.It was probably because there was an unconscious search in his previous gaze, which aroused Wu Xie's instinctive hostility, although Wu Xie himself might not have realized it.
Instinct like a beast.I really don't know what this man has been through.
In front of the Lama Temple.
"Zhang Qiling, one of the iron triangle," the fat man said shaking his head, comparable to the king of stories, "but, the little brother always has his own reasons for doing things, if he doesn't say it, everyone else can only be a fool. Can't tell."
"Zhang Qiling?" Su Wan encountered an unfamiliar name at the beginning of the story, and Su Wan humbly asked for advice, "Who is Zhang Qiling?"
"Two Yangshen Fingers, Six Gods Precious Blood, Taoist people call him Dumb Zhang, who has been absent for 500 years." Fatty said with a deep expression, "Together with your master, he is called South Blind and North Dumb. Wu Xie and I both call him little brother."
It turned out that Zhang Qiling was the "little brother" who made the fat man stop suddenly, Su Wan moved his cheeks thoughtfully.As soon as this name appeared, he felt that the air pressure around him was a bit wrong. Not only did the fat man have a strange expression, but Wu Xie also put on a bad face along with him.Could it be that this so-called brother actually owed them a lot of money?
The three of them ate barbecue around the fire in the snow in front of the temple.After eating a few large cups of butter tea, Su Wan felt extremely refreshed. He took out his mobile phone and clicked to take a picture as a souvenir. Satisfied, I giggled endlessly.However, the fat man came over to take a look, and said, "Fuck, the taste is very unique, dripping with blood, like a sanitary napkin."
Su Wan was in a complicated mood, no matter how good his appetite was, he couldn't swallow it.Wu Xie wiped her mouth, she was probably full, she stood up and said slowly, "Fatty, take the kids to play, I have something to do."
"Hey—boss!" Seeing that he was about to leave, Su Wan immediately remembered the business, "Actually, I'm here to look for Yali, where is he?"
"If you want to find a lost child, please call the 110 hotline, or the short message service 12110."
Wu Xie walked into the temple without looking back.Su Wan found that his gait was unsteady, probably because of injuries, and thought he could chase him, but was grabbed by the fat man, and almost dropped his pants.
"What are you doing?" Su Wan lifted his trouser waist, furious, "If you didn't say that Boss Wu knew the whereabouts of Yali, why would I suffer along the way? What is this now?"
"Young people need to learn to be patient," the fat man smiled, "Do you know what will happen if you stay in Beijing by yourself?"
Su Wan couldn't respond to the fat man's words, he couldn't answer with his mouth open.He felt that some answers seemed to be on his lips, but when he thought about it carefully, his mind was blank.
While Su Wan's mind was still frozen, the fat man looked up at the sky, and said with a deep expression: "Come on, come on, Master Fatty will tell you a story."
Even so, Su Wan never thought that one day he would pose this pose himself.
——At this moment, he is like a freshly stuffed sausage, strangled into sections by ropes, and hung on a high place waiting to dry.The fat man was also tied up, and his mouth was blocked by a piece of cloth, but I don't know if it was because of his weight. He was not hung up, but lay on his side and kept struggling, a bit like a restless pig waiting to be slaughtered.
Sure enough, fat people have fat blessings. In adversity, how many fragile lives have been saved by being fat.Su Wan sighed sadly in his heart.
The tent that originally belonged to them has now been surrounded by seven or eight Tibetans.The Tibetans were all in blue Tibetan robes, holding Tibetan knives in their hands, mumbling words that Su Wan could not understand, and pointing at Su Wan and the fat man.
The pain in his head made Su Wan unable to think too much. He was groggy, his ears were buzzing, and his hands and feet were cold.It is said that handstand is good for blood supply to the brain. Su Wan once wanted to try it to improve his IQ.However, at this moment, when he really felt the blood in his whole body pouring into his head, he would rather cry loudly to Uncle Wang Houxiong's handsome face: "I'm sorry, I'm just so stupid, I don't want to become smarter. Is it true?" Yes, I am not arrogant."
It's over, he's about to roll his eyes.Su Wan felt black shadows constantly appearing in front of his eyes, and his tinnitus became more and more serious.Would he not only be blind before the black glasses, but also become deaf?The master and the apprentice are really fucking right.
"Damn it," the fat man cursed majesticly, and the cloth strip was finally removed from his mouth, "What the hell is a sneak attack, I have the guts to fight the fat man one-on-one!"
Immediately afterwards, Su Wan's body sank, and he finally fell into Mother Earth's arms again.
The discussion among the Tibetans finally came to fruition. They sent a representative to communicate with the fat man.To Su Wan's surprise, the fat man looked illiterate, but he was able to talk and gesture with Tibetans.Finally the Tibetan representative nodded and began to untie the fat man.
And me and me!Su Wan saw that there was a connection, and quickly twisted his body to show his presence, but he was completely ignored by the Tibetans.After the fat man was untied, he was led by a Tibetan and left cursing.
The Tibetans didn't finally turn their attention back to Su Wan until they watched them disappear completely. Those eyes were definitely not kind.
Su Wan's mind went blank, what an idiot.
Damn it, I'm really going to go to Huangquan Road now. Sure enough, you can eat more food, but you can't talk too much.
***
When Su Wan woke up, the Tibetans had disappeared without a trace.He sat up in a daze, thinking that he had a nightmare at first, but his buttocks were covered with ice for thousands of miles, and the snow drifted for thousands of miles when he looked up, it was obvious that he had traveled through time.
"Don't be in a daze when you wake up, copy the guy to work." Fatty's voice sounded from behind.
It turned out that it wasn't time travel, it was really a nightmare.As soon as Su Wan turned his head, he became angry when he saw the fat man: "I said, you—"
"What are you, are you really a fat man and I'm your father? Let me tell you, I've done my best to you. If I come out to trap lamas, an unreliable young man like you, a hundred times will not be enough to die."
Before Su Wan breathed out, he was held back in a daze, and his face flushed instantly.In his mind, he wondered whether it was a mistake to come out with the fat man, and then remembered the phrase "don't embarrass me" in the black glasses, and he didn't know what it was like for a while.At this time, a hand patted his shoulder.
Su Wan turned his head and saw that Wu Xie was wearing a bright red lama suit, standing in the snow, with a red dress on a white background, if he hadn't shaved his head, he would look like a bride, a beautiful flower.
Su Wan stayed for a while before recovering.What's going on, didn't you say that Wu Xie died?If Wu Xie is still alive, what is the fat man digging?Is this the f*cking fake corpse in the legend?The more he thought about it, the more terrifying he became. He took a step back and opened his mouth wide to start screaming.
Before he could scream, Wu Xie grabbed a ball of snow and blocked his mouth in time.
Time went back to about half a year ago.
Wu Xie walked in the snow and thought quietly, with wine in his arms.The wine is old wine, and people's hearts are no longer young, only the snow is still the same, cold and white.On the desolate snow field, he was walking alone, with no way out and no way out.
With a sudden movement behind him, Wu Xie's mouth was covered, the dagger mercilessly slashed across, warm blood rushed up the throat, and spilled out violently.He was staggered and pushed down in the snow, the blood and snow melted together and spread to the surroundings. For a while, except for the blood-spraying neck, there was still some body heat, and no other parts of him could feel the slightest warmth.
In front of him stood a young man in a white down jacket with cold eyes.The young man looked at it for a while, probably confirming his death. Blood dripped down the dagger from the hand with two missing fingers.
The fucking fat man is really unreliable, and he actually found a disabled person.
Wu Xie clutched her neck and crawled back a few steps in embarrassment.His strength was almost gone along with the blood, and the last bit of strength could not be revenged, it was only enough for him to stand up tremblingly and fall backwards off the cliff.
Time to return.
"Speaking of which, Wang Can's saber skills are pretty good," the fat man patted Wu Xie on the shoulder, "It's just what you want if it's dead but not dead. But you're fine, just like my little brother playing to disappear, I think it's true for Fat Master When something happened, the whole world looked for Wang Can to settle the score, and even came here in person."
"If you want to die, you have to die a little bit. After all, I am taking the line of strength," Wu Xie smiled. "Can the disabled hold a knife to pinch the head? If you bend it again and cut the carotid artery, I will never let you go." .”
Wu Xie has lost a lot of weight, and is also darker. The Lama suit looks very loose, which usually makes people look thin and helpless, but Wu Xie's gestures are domineering, and he looks even cooler. The high ground is far away as a lonely swordsman.Su Wan secretly looked at the ugly and hideous scar on Wu Xie's throat, then touched his own neck, took a breath, and respected Wu Xie: "Boss, can you secretly tell my younger brother that you cut your throat and fell off the cliff and buried it three times in the snow?" Kill, how did you survive?"
"Fate is hard, and idiots are covering me." Wu Xie threw out a sentence.
Is it worth showing off to be covered by an idiot?Su Wan didn't understand for a long time, and was dragged away by the fat man while yelling and working.
"What are we going to dig?" Su Wan asked strangely, "Isn't Boss Wu not inside?"
"I lost something when it fell." Wu Xie found a cigarette out of nowhere, but unfortunately he couldn't find a fire, so he could only pinch it to his ear. "Although it's a Xibei product, it's better to have it than nothing."
It's been like a groundhog lately.Su Wan picked up a shovel depressedly.Ever since I followed this fat man, I've been digging and digging. Can you still dig up ginseng in this damn place?Wu Xie was fine, he remained motionless and stood as a supervisor.
"Why, don't you like it?" Maybe because he noticed Su Wan's resentment, Wu Xie smiled, "If you don't like it, you can do it yourself, I don't have time to care about you."
When Wu Xie spoke, his throat rolled, and the scar was particularly terrifying. Coupled with the weird expression of smiling but not smiling, the effect was amazing.Su Wan was stunned, looked at the boundless snow field all around, bowed his head resignedly and worked obediently.
"Naively, the bones aren't healed yet," the fat man said while digging, "Tsk, look at your face, if Fatty and I hadn't come, just relying on a few old monks, I wouldn't be able to dig out what you want for hundreds of years. s things."
Wu Xie folded her arms and laughed a few times, but said nothing.
Su Wan looked up at the high cliff.Falling off a cliff is not just for fun, it hurts muscles and bones for a hundred days, not to mention a free fall from a high altitude, Wu Xie can still stand here, it is already a miracle in itself.
While digging down, he sized Wu Xie out of the corner of his eye: It's domineering, it's cool, it's dark and thin, but I don't think it's a weak chicken, on the contrary, it looks like a super handsome man.But when the handsome man lowered his head and exposed his neck, Su Wan suddenly found that the lines of this part were extremely soft, more feminine than a woman's.
Unlike Li Cu, Su Wan didn't have much contact with Wu Xie. The only impression he had was the white face of a Japanese geisha painted with stone powder.But at this moment, he suddenly had an understanding of Wu Xie: this person may not be born so aggressive and cool, just like the lines from his neck to his head are not uniformly tough, but rather Inch by inch, it gradually becomes angular.
What is it that can change a person so much?How did a granite head grow out of such a soft neck?
Wu Xie seemed to have sensed his gaze, and Su Wan immediately felt his eyes poked by the extremely sharp gaze, and hurriedly buried his head in his work.
On the silent snow field, only the sound of wind and snow plowing remained for a while.
It was getting dark.
"Are you sure you're digging here?" Thinking of Fatty's previous unreliability, Su Wan couldn't help asking.
"Not sure," Fatty said more confidently than before, "At worst, we'll dig all over this area."
Su Wan almost fainted when he heard this. He had a super GPS before, but he really didn't have a detector.When meeting this group of people, no matter how powerful Tinker Bell is, there will be times when his skills will run low.
"Forget it, let's stop here," Wu Xie let out a breath slowly, "Come with me, there is meat to eat."
Su Wan quickly threw away the shovel as if he was rescued, and supported the new boss with a bright smile, but found that the other party looked at him in a wrong way.
It's chill.Su Wan couldn't help shaking.It was probably because there was an unconscious search in his previous gaze, which aroused Wu Xie's instinctive hostility, although Wu Xie himself might not have realized it.
Instinct like a beast.I really don't know what this man has been through.
In front of the Lama Temple.
"Zhang Qiling, one of the iron triangle," the fat man said shaking his head, comparable to the king of stories, "but, the little brother always has his own reasons for doing things, if he doesn't say it, everyone else can only be a fool. Can't tell."
"Zhang Qiling?" Su Wan encountered an unfamiliar name at the beginning of the story, and Su Wan humbly asked for advice, "Who is Zhang Qiling?"
"Two Yangshen Fingers, Six Gods Precious Blood, Taoist people call him Dumb Zhang, who has been absent for 500 years." Fatty said with a deep expression, "Together with your master, he is called South Blind and North Dumb. Wu Xie and I both call him little brother."
It turned out that Zhang Qiling was the "little brother" who made the fat man stop suddenly, Su Wan moved his cheeks thoughtfully.As soon as this name appeared, he felt that the air pressure around him was a bit wrong. Not only did the fat man have a strange expression, but Wu Xie also put on a bad face along with him.Could it be that this so-called brother actually owed them a lot of money?
The three of them ate barbecue around the fire in the snow in front of the temple.After eating a few large cups of butter tea, Su Wan felt extremely refreshed. He took out his mobile phone and clicked to take a picture as a souvenir. Satisfied, I giggled endlessly.However, the fat man came over to take a look, and said, "Fuck, the taste is very unique, dripping with blood, like a sanitary napkin."
Su Wan was in a complicated mood, no matter how good his appetite was, he couldn't swallow it.Wu Xie wiped her mouth, she was probably full, she stood up and said slowly, "Fatty, take the kids to play, I have something to do."
"Hey—boss!" Seeing that he was about to leave, Su Wan immediately remembered the business, "Actually, I'm here to look for Yali, where is he?"
"If you want to find a lost child, please call the 110 hotline, or the short message service 12110."
Wu Xie walked into the temple without looking back.Su Wan found that his gait was unsteady, probably because of injuries, and thought he could chase him, but was grabbed by the fat man, and almost dropped his pants.
"What are you doing?" Su Wan lifted his trouser waist, furious, "If you didn't say that Boss Wu knew the whereabouts of Yali, why would I suffer along the way? What is this now?"
"Young people need to learn to be patient," the fat man smiled, "Do you know what will happen if you stay in Beijing by yourself?"
Su Wan couldn't respond to the fat man's words, he couldn't answer with his mouth open.He felt that some answers seemed to be on his lips, but when he thought about it carefully, his mind was blank.
While Su Wan's mind was still frozen, the fat man looked up at the sky, and said with a deep expression: "Come on, come on, Master Fatty will tell you a story."
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