Kudo

Those of us who serve as soldiers are just different!

Su Wan watched a group of soldiers rushing aggressively into the Populus euphratica forest, his eyes were straightened, and cold sweat fell from his forehead.

Those guns were all fucking real guns, and he didn't even have scum left when they were all blasted.

Su Wan swallowed his saliva, released all the air in the raft, wrapped it with an air pump, and stuffed it all back into the waterproof bag.After sealing the mouth of the bag, he first put down his travel bag on his head, then grabbed the fat man's large rucksack that was temporarily placed on the shore, and hugged both of them tightly in his arms.After doing all this, he took a deep breath until he felt his lungs swelled and hurt, then he closed his eyes and dived into the water like a fat man.

Su Wan's bag is more expensive than everything in it combined. The dealer who sells the bag claims to have a secret recipe handed down from his ancestors. He made a super-magic waterproof cloth, and its waterproof performance is better than that of a famous brand of authentic raincoat. Acted as a submarine in a tsunami".

The words of market peddlers are as ethereal as those of X treasure sellers. Su Wan is not really a fool with a lot of money, but at that moment, he was really moved by a kind of aura. That proud tone of voice and confident look in his eyes, he is still I remember everything clearly.

True gold is not afraid of fire, true knowledge comes from practice, now is the time to test you, get on board, submarine.Su Wan held his breath and dived down.As for the fat man's bag, he could only recite Amitabha silently.

Diving was much more difficult than he had imagined. Despite the weight of two rucksacks, his sinking speed was very slow, which was very dangerous according to the visibility of this sea.

If I knew I was going to dive, I might as well go down just now, at least I can have a pair of diving goggles.Su Wan thought regretfully.The things in his bag didn't look like they came for a normal trip, not to mention Fatty, a detonator lover, if he was caught by Brother Bing, he would be regarded as a terrorist in all likelihood, and he might be executed immediately on the spot.

After adapting to the water for a while, he slowly opened his eyes.

Su Wan tried to see with the naked eye in the swimming pool and confirmed that he could see clearly, but every time his eyes became astringent due to too much copper sulfate.He only hoped that the water in this Haizi was not poisonous, so that it wouldn't hurt his newly healed eyes.

The feeling of observing things in the water, you can only know the subtlety after experiencing it: light, shadow, and water flow are mixed together, stretching out exquisite and graceful lines, and drawing deep and shallow sparkling waves. In a different world.Su Wan was almost suffocated by seeing this.

His ankle suddenly tightened, and then his whole body sank quickly.

In an instant, horror stories such as water ghosts, girlfriend's hair, and so on resurfaced in Su Wan's mind. His scalp was numb, and he couldn't help but began to struggle. Unexpectedly, the more he struggled, the more force he exerted on his feet, even viciously. grabbed him.

It's over, I met a heavy mouth.Su Wan thought in despair.The body is already in a state of hypoxia, and it was already unable to exert its strength. Coupled with the struggle just now, it was basically exhausted.He gritted his teeth and mustered up the courage to look down.

A big chubby hand, a big chubby face, a chubby...middle-aged man.

The fat man had two things resembling reed pipes stuck in his nose, and he was looking at him with an expression of "you son of a bitch is trying to cause trouble to others".

Su Wan was furious on the spot: "When did you insert the tube? I don't know if there will be a sound. Blessed and shared, do you understand?"

Facts have proved that the fat man is still righteous enough. When the two of them lurked to a similar depth, he pulled out a tube from his nostril and handed it to Su Wan generously.At this time, whoever cares about the unhygienic health is the master who can save lives.Su Wanxin said that this kind of original ecological place is good, the grass grows long enough and strong enough, and it will not lose the chain at critical moments.He took it without hesitation and inserted it into the left nostril.

Only then did he realize that this was not a reed pipe at all, the material seemed man-made, but it was well disguised.It seemed that Fatty had indeed come prepared.

Su Wan didn't know what was going on in the bag, so Su Wan tried his best to turn his attention away.At this point, rather than guessing how true or false what the peddler said, it is better to believe that it is true, at least it can make me feel a little relieved.

After diving another distance, the fat man squeezed his shoulder and pointed to his feet.

Is there any shipwreck treasure?Su Wan looked down puzzled.

——He probably will never forget the strange scene in front of him for the rest of his life.This picture is almost impossible to describe in words, it can only be said that there are monsters.

The sand is turning, driving the whole bottom of the water to turn together, but there is no water flow. The only explanation is that there are monsters.

The fat man covered Su Wan's mouth with his hand in time to prevent the latter from opening his mouth to kill him out of surprise.

Chasing soldiers on the shore, underwater monsters, if this was normal, Su Wan would probably be sweating profusely, and asked what to do while holding onto the hem of the fat man's clothes.It's a pity that he is in the water right now, not only can't show the visual impact of sweating profusely, but even his communication skills are limited, so he can only worry about it alone.

The fat man didn't panic at all, he floated calmly in the water all over his body, just like Patrick in "SpongeBob SquarePants".

Su Wan stared blankly at the high-tech waterproof watch on his wrist.He suddenly hated the accuracy of this watch: Dare you hurry up, if you want to die, I will have a good time.

The fat man leaned over to check the time.After about ten minutes, he pulled Su Wan and made a gesture of going up.

Su Wan returned the fat man's bag to the original owner, and while floating up, he was thinking about how he would explain it to Brother Bing later.He had just passed his eighteenth birthday last month, so he wondered if he could pretend to be a minor now, maybe he could be dealt with lightly.

After the sound of splashing water, two heads broke through the water.Su Wan wiped the water from his face, but he didn't see Brother Bing in the forecast, but he saw Hot Wheels.

To be precise, it is a wind and sand wheel, and they are in groups, driving side by side, and turning clouds and rain.

In just ten minutes, the Populus euphratica forest was no longer visible on the shore, but a rolling and twisting enchanting sand dune—Su Wan swore that this was the first time he had seen such a charming sand dune.

Oh, swift as lightning, loose as a horned bow.It was the girl's waist, as soft as a snake.

"Haizi... Haizi is moving..." Su Wan stretched out a finger tremblingly.

After all, this is not the scene of a supernatural movie. Of course, it cannot be the rolling sand dunes. What is moving is Haizi, which is moving at an astonishing speed and a frightening range. Although the water is calm, it is indeed moving fast as a whole.

"Stay dumb," the fat man pulled out the snorkel in his nose, "Where did you get the raft? Did you eat the fuck?"

In the end, the two worked together to fill the raft, and finally escaped the fate of being soaked in the water until they vomited.Although I was still wet when I first got on the raft, I wore light clothes in summer and basked in the sun, and my body dried out after a while.

Before Haizi stopped, they didn't try to go ashore. On the one hand, the conditions did not allow it, and Haizi's fringe area was too resistant;

The raft roamed spontaneously with Haizi's movement, and the noon sun was so bright that it made people dizzy, and Su Wan began to doze off not long after.

"Nothing." In just 2 minutes, Su Wan yawned for the fifth time, and the fat man slapped his cap, "Go to sleep, just sleep, fat master, I will throw you into the water sooner or later."

"Hey - don't," Su Wan rubbed his eyes and smiled apologetically, "Uncle Fat, this is the normal routine of teenagers, don't you think it's nap time now?"

The fat man gave a strange laugh: "I don't know if it's a nap or not, but the sun is shining now, and the water is so hot, it's just for you to experience the feeling of sleeping back in your mother's stomach."

Su Wan didn't understand at first, but later he realized that he was treating Haizi as amniotic fluid. The corners of his mouth froze immediately, not knowing what to say.

Since ancient times, scholars dare not make troubles, and Xiaoqing is afraid of heavy tastes.Although Su Wan is not a refined young man, but as the flower of the motherland and the rising sun of tomorrow, he firmly believes that his three views are normal and his aesthetics are noble.Just imagine, when in front of you is a vast desert, a gentle oasis, a sea of ​​transparent elves, graceful, natural, and unrefined, and suddenly someone says to you: Oh, fuck, these sand dunes look like shit Hey, those trees are fucking impotent, right?Hey, Haizi is not bad, steaming hot, fresh out of the palace...

This is how Su Wan feels now.

"The road is still long, and we can't stop for an hour," the fat man said solemnly, "We are also taking turns to change shifts, and you can sleep now if you like it. Fatty, I won't stop you. Taught you to learn to grasp the timing? When you get to the place, you will be exhausted and have no time to rest."

Su Wan's eyelids were too heavy to lift, he smacked his lips and fell asleep with his head tilted.The fat man glanced at him, shook his head, and pulled out a pack of cigarettes and a lighter from some waterproof compartment.

The moving Haizi, the crude raft, the lonely man, the lonely smoke.

If this scene is lucky enough to be captured by a camera, he can slowly tell a story to his grandchildren when he gets old. The name of the story is "Fatty King's Fantastic Drifting".

If so one day.

He smiled.

***

sunset.

Once again standing on the white desert, Su Wan always felt that he had been dreaming for nearly a year, as if he had never left here.He began to feel something called "fate".

It's just why in this "fate", he has been with old men like Fatty Wang in black glasses, while Li Cu has a doctor's sister as his companion?

"I was planning to wait in front of my little brother, but you messed it up, and I'm completely blind for nothing," the fat man said in an ugly way, "If I lag behind, I won't even catch a fart."

Su Wan was stunned for a moment: "Fill? What else do we have to fish for? Is there still gold left?"

"You're such a philistine at such a young age." The fat man glared at him, turned his head, and muttered in a low voice, "Why didn't Tianzhen tell me that there is gold here?"

Su Wan took out four fans from his bag, dumbfounded: "I'm not sure if there is any gold, but you must have fans."

"Can you fucking electric it?" The fat man cursed and took the two left and right bows, the sweat still dripping down his face, "Don't think that I don't know what 'a drop in the bucket' is without education."

Su Wan ignored him, sat down on the sand, and silently tied the fan to the sole of the shoe to fix it.The fat man noticed his movement, looked at the sandy ground again, was silent for a while, then gave a "tsk" anxiously, sat down without saying a word, and began to "fan" his hiking shoes.

At this time, Su Wan had already tied beautiful double bows on his feet.He stood up and looked down at the fat man's stinky face, gloating in his heart: shame on you, shame on you, fuck you.Do you understand quicksand, do you understand the area of ​​force, although I, Su Wan, am not a learned winner in life, I am definitely a master among you illiterates.

Of course, he can only fantasize about these feelings, unless he borrows Wu Xie's courage, otherwise he will never dare to speak out.

"Looking for the door," the fat man said in a rough voice while fastening the fan, "we'll wait by the door for a day, if we don't meet my little brother, this trip will be in vain."

To Su Wan's ears, this rough voice was a kind of embarrassment and embarrassment.He was immersed in the joy of victory, and he was no longer so timid when speaking, and said bluntly: "Why do you always destroy your own morale to boost the prestige of others? Although the godfather is awesome, we are not vegetarians."

The fat man fastened his fan and stood up quickly.Different from Su Wan's ugly posture of using hands and feet together and a little dangling, he is very flexible and has a chicness that doesn't match his body.

That's right, chic.Su Wan stared blankly. He never thought that this word could be used on a fat man.He was a little reconciled, trying to find some embarrassment from the fat man's face, but he found nothing.

The little joy just now was gone in an instant.Su Wan was a little frustrated.He found that no matter how he grew up, he was just a scumbag in front of people like Wu Xie with black glasses.

"Fatty, I never destroy my prestige," the fat man replied, "It's you who have the courage to compare yourself with my little brother in the field of underground exploration. I will consider posting it on your tombstone every year." A little red flower."

Isn't this cursing him to be short-lived?Su Wan was furious, but unfortunately he dared not speak out.He forced a smile and said, "If you want to go to the ground, I know the entrance is near a metal plate."

He was quite impressed with that metal plate, engraved with the words "Li Ren Bei", with a thin golden body, a strange physique, and profound strength, the person who engraved it was an expert.

The fat man rolled his eyes at him: "Tell me when you came to the desert last time."

"Go - last year." Su Wan replied hesitantly.He understood what the fat man meant, this place is very evil, who knows if there will be that monument in a year, or if the entrance is still near the board.

But Su Wan's luck has always been good.It is said that God likes to leave opportunities to those who are prepared. Su Wan never suffers from the word "preparation". Whether he is hypocritical or forced, in short, he just likes to do extremely detailed work. Prepare.

"I think it's better for us not to wait," Su Wan said suddenly, "According to the previous situation, we should hide."

"Hide what?"

"Godfather took my wallet, and there is a miniature GPS device in it." Su Wan looked down at the blinking red light on his watch, "Don't scold me, I just thought of it - because it was on."

The fat man stared at him for a while, then patted him on the shoulder: "In order to commend you, fat man, I decided to be generous, ten little red flowers a year, no more."

"If you have too many, you can save your ass." Su Wan complained happily, because he knew that his next sentence could successfully divert the fat man's attention, "Look there, and then quickly hide."

Haizi Ligulu rolled up a ball.

The red light on Su Wan's watch flashed wildly, and he involuntarily began to broadcast in a loop: high-energy warning ahead, high-energy warning ahead, this is not a drill, repeat, this is not a drill.

In the vast desert, there is nowhere to hide.Su Wan and Fatty stood there blankly, watching the "ball" split from the middle, and the unknown object inside turned into a familiar tall and straight figure after an exaggerated "click" sound.

The cracked ball was thrown aside deflated, and Su Wan finally realized that it was an extra-large waterproof bag.

The big waterproof bag couldn't hold it, and a walker popped out.

Zhang Xingzhe walked towards them slowly.