Kudo

When Su Wan came out of the examination room, he saw his family's car stretched across the school gate. His parents both came out, smiling at him warmly in the car, and waving at him.

Sure enough, the big test reveals the truth.he thought.

Su Wan walked quickly to the car door, and looked back before getting in the car: there was a huge crowd of people, and all the sunny faces, as if they finally got rid of the old constipation, and danced to the Brave New World - obviously even worse than the Spring Festival Gala During the festive scene, Su Wan suddenly felt sour in the corners of his eyes.At this time last year, the summer vacation hadn’t even started yet, and the teenagers had just been exposed to the gravel-filled puzzle, and they knew nothing about the dangers of the future. .In the end, the filming continued until the end of the college entrance examination. Not only did the main scene not end, but the protagonist might even lose his life in it.

"What are your plans for the summer vacation?" Mom asked.

"I decided to continue my studies with that teacher," Su Wan said seriously. "Through the teacher's tutoring, I not only have full confidence in my college entrance examination results, but also ignited new hope in life."

Crawling out of the grave to review, Kao Shen will also be moved by him.

After returning home, Su Wan threw himself on the bed, rolled over a few times, pinched his thigh hard, and gasped in pain: "It's not a dream, he is already an upright high school graduate, and all the days after returning to Beijing It's all real.These more than 200 days have been peaceful as if they have never changed, but there are flaws everywhere.For example, almost overnight, he felt as if many eyes had grown around him, all glaring at his back.

It was a long time later that Su Wan realized that since he returned from the desert with the black glasses, he had stood in an extremely eye-catching position.

The phone rang, and SF Express delivered exactly what he wanted to the door of the black glasses shop.

Su Wan started to prepare to go out.He groomed himself very carefully, and with his hair pushed back, he looked refreshed, but there was also a deliberate disguise of being overwrought.

"I am coming."

"Oh." Sitting on the sofa, the black glasses responded indifferently, and the replay of the cross talk was playing on the TV.

For nearly a year, Su Wan didn't know anything about the progress of Wu Xie's plan, but Black Glasses seemed to be more leisurely, almost devoting his entire life to the sofa and TV, whether it was cross talk, talk shows, or even soap operas Can make him sit for a day.If Li Cu hadn't come back, Su Wan almost thought that everything was over.

"When will we go into the desert again?" There was a huge express cardboard box beside the coffee table, and only Su Wan knew what was inside.

The black glasses stared at the TV without moving, making people think that he was a TV.Su Wan waited for a while, scratching his hair boredly: "I ordered [-] sets of special rice with green pepper and shredded pork, but the manufacturer still refused to send it free, so I specially added three cans of cod liver oil for you."

"Oh—" the black glasses dragged on, "I don't have night blindness."

Nonsense, almost blind, and a fart night blind.Su Wan said in his heart.Before he could continue complaining, the black glasses smacked his lips: "I've been forgetting to say, I'm afraid what you've learned will be in vain."

Su Wan was taken aback when he heard that.

The black glasses raised Erlang's legs, and turned to look at him: "Wu Xie is dead. Wu Xie has been dead for more than half a year, and no one can add a role to this scene for him, or you think I am so free, ready to give it to you at any time." Doing private tutoring? You can call it a day, do you want a lunch?"

Su Wan was dazed for a few seconds, trying to digest the information received in his brain, and the blood rushing to his brain cooled down a little bit: "You have taught me for so long just to tell me this? Do you still want to tell me, your Teaching is psychological counseling before the results are announced?"

"Now it seems that it is really necessary," the black glasses said leisurely, "You look stupid."

If it were Yang Hao, he might have started to curse now, but Su Wan didn't.He calmly sat down on the sofa, recalling the excitement when he came here, and a sentence suddenly appeared in his mind: I have taken off my pants, so you just show me this?

"People always do some meaningless things in their life. Who told you that you will be rewarded if you pay? If everything you do can be meaningful," the black glasses spread out their hands and made an onomatopoeic gesture. "Then your life has long been - bang - bang - filled with all kinds of meanings."

"Yali didn't come back." Su Wan took out a handful of melon seeds from his pocket, his voice was muffled, "The matter is still going on, don't fool me."

"Li Cu is studying in Zambia. Wu Xie fell off a cliff after his throat was cut, and encountered a small avalanche. It is estimated that he is still frozen at the bottom of the mountain and cannot be dug out."

Only fools believed that Li Cu would go to Africa to learn hunting.Su Wan curled his lips: "Look for Yali, Boss Wu's gold-medal trumpet."

"What's wrong with being your second generation ancestor honestly," Black Glasses asked strangely, "You don't have to worry about anything when you're outside the game, why do you have to risk your life? You're free?"

Su Wan thought to himself that of course I am not idle, a man will never be idle until he finds a wife.

At this time, the sound of flushing water suddenly came from the bathroom. Immediately after the door opened, a middle-aged fat man pushed the door and came out. When he saw Su Wanshi, he was stunned: "Blind man, my son is already this old?"

Su Wan thought this joke was really funny, he gritted his teeth and smashed the melon seeds in his mouth, including the shells and kernels, and spit them out.He pondered for a while, and seeing the familiarity of this fat man, he didn't seem like someone who came to borrow the bathroom, he should be one of his own, so he continued: "Master, I'm all ready, you have to take me to the desert to save Yali."

The black glasses didn't answer, and the fat man first laughed "haha" twice: "Master? You are free, blind man. If it weren't for the fat man, I would rarely come here today. I don't know that you have such a research on education, one-on-one sincere counseling, Master and apprentice love each other deeply."

"What day is today?" Black Glasses grabbed half a handful of melon seeds from Su Wan's hand.

"The college entrance examination just ended, June [-]th."

"Time is running out. Go play while you play. The adults have business to do." Hei Glasses cracked melon seeds very quickly, as hard as peeling beetles underground, and snatched the rest from Su Wan's hand in a short while. half a handful.

"If Boss Wu really dies, where did you get the role?" Su Wan looked at his stolen melon seeds indignantly, "Your deceit will leave huge psychological trauma to the teenagers."

"Kids are very interesting. If the blind man doesn't take you with me, why don't you go for a walk in the snow-capped mountains with me?" The fat man said suddenly, "Master Fatty, I walk around the world in a fat body, and I'm known as the little prince of blasting. I definitely don't suffer from being my little brother. The weather is hot, Wu Xie has been frozen for so long, digging it out must be a magic weapon to relieve the heat. If he knows that he can benefit the people after his death, he must be very happy."

Why does everyone say that Wu Xie is dead?Su Wan thought.Wu Xie's insanity should last forever and cause harm to the world. If he died, he would be a ghost, and the king of Hades would not dare accept him.

"This kid has nothing to do with Wu Xie's plan," Black Glasses spat out two melon seed shells, "You add drama without authorization, so be careful not to spoil it."

"It's okay, you still accept apprentices?" the fat man said, "Fatty man, I'm going to ride thousands of miles alone today, flying across the snowy mountains, what's wrong with finding a companion on the road, who can blame me? You planted good seedlings, and it would be a pity if people didn't make good use of them."

The black glasses smiled and said nothing.

"That little bastard, Li Cu, is quite a mastermind. He messed up Wang Wangjiao's side. Coupled with the disappearance of his brothers, those bird people are going crazy. But the innocent comrade turned into a missing popsicle, seeing the turnaround It’s been a few months, and there’s still no news, so I can only go to the battle personally. Tsk tsk tsk, blind man, you can’t do too much, and the director is screwed, so how can you perform the script.”

The black glasses took out a few peanuts from Su Wan's pocket with ease: "Okay, what do you like to do, anyway, you can only play freely now."

"Hey, wait, this one—" Su Wan clutched his pockets in pain, "Uh, Fat Master, how is Li Cu?"

The fat man grinned when he called out "Fat Master", "I don't know about Li Cu, but if you go with me, you will definitely know when you find Wu Xie."

Could it be that Yali was buried with Wu Xie as a human sacrifice?Are these people so savage?Su Wan's heart skipped a beat: "Boss Wu is really dead?"

The fat man waved his hand: "The people sent out by the Wang family cut their throats and jumped off the cliff. It is said that a snow block just collapsed and there is no need to bury it. When I see the body, I will avenge him Yes, there is an explanation when you meet a ghost, so don’t be afraid.”

Sure enough, old men are crazy.Su Wan thought in his heart.When a companion dies, everyone is like talking about cross talk. If he is the boss, everyone will be fined to make a comprehensive version of Wusan. If he disobeys, Wang Houxiong will serve him.

Hei Glasses finished eating those peanuts, stood up and turned off the TV: "You can do whatever you want, pack up and go if you want to go, show off whatever skills you have, don't embarrass me."

"Master," Su Wan suddenly called out seriously, "What about you?"

"Want to know?" The black glasses turned his head to look at him, "Kids, please don't meddle in your own business."

Su Wan originally thought that there would be a parting order anyway, but he could only hehe upon hearing that.Is the fat man really going to dig up Wu Xie's body? Don't be kidding, it sounds like a fantasy. Look at these people, who seems to believe that Wu Xie is dead?

However, if there is such a person, no one believes that he will die, then how awesome he must be.Su Wan thought.

Cutting one's throat and jumping off a cliff is nothing, but resurrection with full blood is truly amazing.

***

Before leaving, Su Wan decided to say hello to his parents.He dragged the suitcase, with deep eyes and a deep expression, his eyes looked into the endless distance: "Goodbye, Mom and Dad, I will sail far tonight, don't worry about me, I have happy and wise oars."

The old man dropped the flower scissors, and knocked on his head casually: "I tell you to watch "Happy Planet" less, Su Kaile."

So Su Wan took the bag on his head and set off on the journey.

Accompanied by the rumbling noise of the train, Su Wan fell asleep and woke up. After more than 40 hours, he was so dizzy that he even forgot who he was.He sat up in a daze, and saw the fat man watching "Friends", on the cover was written something about the worries of the blooming season, the sorrow of the rainy season, and "That night, we who were confused".

good taste.

"Yo, are you awake?" Fatty finally finished watching "Friends", and seeing Su Wan awake, he asked casually.

The two started chatting one after another.Su Wan tried several times to get the words out of the fat man's mouth, but failed without any surprise.He found that although the fat man looked funny, he was actually even more funny, but he was so smart that he went around a few big circles without revealing any important information.

Could this be the difference between an adult and a kid?Run the train with your mouth full but never turn over?

Speaking of which, taking the train to Tibet was really too slow, and Su Wan couldn't understand why these tomb robbers loved the train so much. Traveling in a long iron dragon was really not in line with the principle that time is precious and efficiency is paramount.If he really wanted to explain, he could only think of a very literary word: train plot.But this word doesn't seem to fit the fat man's temperament.

"Why is there no one here?" There were four beds in the sleeper box, and Su Wan found that the other two were always empty. "It's obviously the peak tourist season."

The fat man triumphantly took out three tickets from his pocket.

"No wonder I didn't buy it." It was the first time in Su Wan's life that someone robbed him of being a local tyrant. After thinking about it, he asked, "Why did you bring me with you? Just because you don't have a companion?"

The fat man was a little dissatisfied: "Don't fucking say it seems that I'm not popular. I can meet a dozen of acquaintances when I go to the public restroom in the big city of Beijing. If I take you with me, it's just to flatter you. If you talk too much, be careful that I'll put you in the wrong place." You throw it down."

Su Wan recalled the horrifying moment when he was thrown out of the car window by Xie Yuchen, and immediately shut up obediently.But he really couldn't figure it out, what is there to be proud of meeting acquaintances in the toilet?If you meet an enemy, you can pretend that the bird is bent and pee on the other person's shoes. If you meet an acquaintance, can you still be bigger than the bird side by side?

Su Wan was still thinking about it, but the fat man's expression suddenly changed: "Is the stop coming soon?"

Su Wan looked at his watch and replied, "There is still about an hour and a half." The fat man nodded, very satisfied: "Fortunately, we didn't go too far, and we can catch up. You are ready, hurry up."

what to prepare?Su Wan looked at the fat man packing his luggage suspiciously: "Uncle Fat, did you hear me wrong, there is at least one and a half hours before we arrive at the station. We are not smuggling arms, why are we making preparations in advance?"

"Who said we have to sit until we stand?" The fat man squinted at him, "Go to Lei Zi's arms? Or spread your wings and pounce on the bark?"

With a "click", the window opened, and Su Wan was instantly blown into a big back by the wind.As soon as he had time to cover his eyes, he felt his body lighten, as if he was in a space capsule and suddenly overcame the gravity of the earth.

Damn, it really is a person all the way.Su Wan recalled the last ecstasy experience, and fell out in a daze.