Difficult office romance

It was already approaching ten o'clock in the evening, but for the owl Yuan Yuan, his nightlife had just begun.

Ke Ran, who has been together for many years and is well versed in Yuan Yuan's daily routine, dialed the phone without any scruples.

Sure enough, Yuan Yuan connected instantly.

After a meal of pleasantries that both parties knew were insincere, Yuan Yuan finally couldn't bear it anymore.

Yuan Yuan: "Friend, so why are you making this call tonight...?"

Even when he wanted to borrow money, Ke Ran didn't circle as many circles as today, are you Xiang Piaopiao!

The nonsense uttered in one night can circle the earth!

Ke Ran was still hesitating, as if he didn't know how to speak.

Yuan Yuan was furious, so he left the chicken to accompany this person in circles?

Could Ke Ran be in menopause?

No, he is a man.

……

No way, you guys even have menopause?

This is too invincible, right?

For the first time, Yuan Yuan, a straight man of steel, has a strong curiosity about human psychological gender cognition.

But this is not the reason for him to waste my time, the sympathy that Yuan Yuan fed the dog has long gone, he spoke directly, ready to end this unnutritious conversation: "Say it quickly, if you don't say it, I'll die. "

Ke Ran actually wanted to get away with it, but he was famous for being cowardly.

But Cen Jing turned on the hands-free phone from the very beginning, and now the way Cen Jing looks at him...

a bit dangerious.

After weighing the pros and cons, Ke Ran closed his eyes and became more courageous. He asked this question like a nuclear weapon in a tragic tone: "Have Lu Qingyu chased you?"

The nuclear bomb directly exploded in Yuan Yuan's brain, the mushroom cloud transpired into the sky, the night was as bright as day, and the gamma photons quickly penetrated, evaporated, and ionized all the substances in his body, and he did not have time to find the bunker... .

Yuan Yuan felt as if he had seen the revolving lantern of life in just a few seconds.

Hearing that there was no response from the other side of the phone, Ke Ran panicked and said anxiously: "Yuan Yuan? Did you hear Yuan Yuan? Are you still alive? Hey, don't scare me."

Just listen to disaster movies with proper sound.

After being silent for about a minute, Yuan Yuan's voice came faintly, "You scared me..."

Clearing his throat, he continued: "Ke Ran, I think I need to give you some popular science, the word 'chasing', we generally don't use it to describe friendship..."

Yuan Yuan was completely paralyzing himself, and Ke Ran decided to slam the can and let the cruel reality slap on the face of this pretending sleeper more violently.

Clearing his throat imitating Yuan Yuan, he said solemnly: "The 'chasing' I just said is the 'chasing' you understand... Yes, I 'chasing' Cen Jing's chasing."

Cen Jing, who was quietly sitting on the side as a "supervisor", raised his eyebrows when he heard this, and couldn't help stretching out his hand to gently touch Ke Ran's face.

Ke Ran frowned and brushed his hand away, saying that it's business, didn't you see, annoying.

"Are you serious?" Yuan Yuan's voice sounded a little trembling.

Ke Ran said firmly, "Really."

Then, without giving Yuan Yuan a chance to speak, he continued: "However, judging from your reaction now, it's safe to say that Lu Qingyu hasn't said anything yet."

Yuan Yuan gritted his teeth and said, "Yes, I was spoiled by you."

"Are you still looking forward to it?"

"I'm looking forward to a ghost! Am I straight!"

"You can still say this with such certainty now?... Tsk, Lu Qingyu can't do it."

When things have nothing to do with him, Ke Ran is often the one who can draw hatred the most.

Sure enough, Yuan Yuan was already on the verge of collapse, "None of his business!"

"Don't you think the way you get along together is quite... um... that?"

"Which?!" Yuan Yuan was almost breathing fire, "You are hesitating what you want to say! No matter which one you want to say! It's not the one you want to say!"

The Chinese department is awesome.

Ke Ran from the law department was amazed at Yuan Yuan's language organization ability.

"You calm down..."

Ke Ran felt that the current Yuan Yuan was going to explode for him every minute, so he had to speak out to control the other party's emotions.

Yuan Yuan was indeed blown up, he increased the decibel and said, "Do I look like a gay man!"

"Like."

"..."

Ke Ran swore that he really wanted to calm down Yuanyuan's emotions.

However, the country is easy to change and the nature is hard to change.

Cen Jing looked at him with a complicated face, and from Cen Jing's expression, he read the meaning that a dog can't change eating X.

Tsk, can't you be civilized?

Yuan Yuan on the other end finally controlled his emotions, and stopped arguing with Ke Ran, a person who pretended to be X in his head. He took two deep breaths and asked seriously: "What you said is true? Are you When did you know?"

Ke Ran also replied seriously: "What I said is absolutely true. I also know that soon, look, I'm here to ask you..."

In the blink of an eye, a few months should be counted as "soon", right?

Ke Ran comforted himself without a conscience.

Yuan Yuan asked: "Did Lu Qingyu tell you?"

Ke Ran: "Cen Jing told me...but this is absolutely true! I guarantee it with my character!"

Yuan Yuan sneered: "Originally, I could still believe you if you didn't say the last sentence, but adding that would be really dangerous, your character is really—"

Thinking that Cen Jing was still sitting and listening, Ke Ran stopped Yuan Yuan's next hurtful words in time: "If you don't believe it, pull it down!"

Yuan Yuan ignored his angry words, and asked, "Lu Qingyu also knows that you know about this, right?"

Can you stop talking like this, Ke Ran complained in his heart, then turned his gaze to Cen Jing.

Seeing Cen Ding nodded, he said, "Yes, I know."

As expected, Yuan Yuan exploded again: "Then you are not an accessory!"

Ke Ran also showed him: "What accomplice! Don't spit blood! I'm at most... at most I'm an accomplice!"

Yuan Yuan was about to be laughed at by this popularity, why is murder illegal?

With a cold snort, he said, "Goodbye!"

Without giving Ke Ran any chance to speak, he hung up the phone directly.

Listening to the "beep-beep-beep" sound coming from the phone, Ke Ran turned to look at Cen Jing, spread his hands and shrugged.

The meaning is obvious, I'm done calling, what do you want to say?

Cen Jing reached out to help him hang up the phone, turned on the Do Not Disturb mode, locked the screen, and a set of actions flowed smoothly.

After doing this, I simply cleaned up the coffee table and sofa a few times.

Ke Ran looked at Cen Jing suspiciously, wasn't what I just meant obvious enough?He had no choice but to ask directly: "You don't have anything to say?"

Cen Jing glanced at him and said, "I have nothing to say. But you, now you have figured out whether they are together or not?"

Ke Ran nodded, "I figured it out."

Didn't the two of you use the hands-free together just now?

"That's good." Cen Jing put down the last pillow and said with satisfaction: "Then it's time to enter the next link."

Pulling up Ke Ran who was still stunned on the sofa, he said, "I've been waiting for a long time."

It was only at this time that Ke Ran realized what Cen Jing was saying. Looking at the frowning man in front of him, he was a little childish and a little cute.

The lines from the large number of "textbooks" I read when I wanted to chase Cen Jing flashed across my mind: Very good, your actions have successfully caught my attention.

no no!Ke Ran!Hurry up!

It's important to do business!

"Then what are you waiting for!" The moment he finished speaking, he jumped onto Cen Jing's body, his legs tightly wrapped around Cen Jing's waist.

Cen Jing reacted quickly, immediately caught him, took half a step back, stretched out his hand to hold Ke Ran's butt, and squeezed it twice by the way.

Reminiscing about the various scenes, Cen Jing narrowed his eyes and said in a low voice, "Now I will let you feel whether I am old or not."

This childish ghost still remembered this, Ke Ran was amused, tightened his legs, and said meaningfully: "Even... that can only be old and strong."

Cen Jing strode towards the bedroom with Ke Ran in his arms, and whispered in his ear in a very dangerous voice: "Honey, your mouth should really be educated."

A chill flashed through Ke Ran's heart, feeling that tonight would not be peaceful.

That night, he was tossed and entered by Cen Jing on the bed, crying "Enough" and "Stop" but it didn't bring any gentle treatment.

It was clearly late autumn, but both of them were covered in sweat, beads of sweat running down Cen Jing's jawline, surprisingly, a little sexy.

Bewitched, Ke Ran stretched out his hand to touch one, put it in his mouth and tasted it.

Could it be "this man smells so damn sweet"?

Pooh, it's tasteless.

After watching the whole process, the flame that Cen Jing forced to extinguish a little because he felt sorry for Ke Ran's voice was ignited by Ke Ran again, and it intensified.

Gritting his teeth, he leaned over, "You asked for it."

"Ok?"

In fact, Ke Ran couldn't hear clearly, Cen Jing kissed the servant repeatedly | rubbing his ears, the tip of his tongue passed over his ear, and he opened his mouth to hold it again, he could only hear the bigger and bigger sound of water.

What did Cen Jing say just now?

But Cen Jing didn't have the energy to repeat it, he didn't even want to hear Ke Ran's complete voice now.

Ke Ran's voice should be broken, intermittent, and panting.

So he acted presumptuously, lingering between Ke Ran's legs repeatedly, and finally forced out the sentence he wanted to hear, "Hurry up, don't want this", and switched to another deeper combination.

When they reached the apex, he and Ke Ran kissed again, their tongues entangled with each other, and it was impossible to tell whose saliva slid down his chin in a silky shape, and the messy picture gave people more pleasure.

Ke Ran finally understood the truth that misfortune comes from mouth.

That night, Ke Ran didn't sleep well.

Neither did Yuan Yuan.

His brain froze as soon as he hung up the phone.

After sorting out the details of myself and Lu Qingyu's acquaintance, I found——

There is nothing wrong with it?

Isn't it normal?

I have to say that the straight man's operation is the most coquettish.

The author has something to say:

The title should be: Earth-flavored Brain Hole and Earth-flavored Tricycle (. It’s decided! The next article, Country Love Story: The love-hate relationship between Laifu and Zhaocai. Laifu opened a breeding farm this year and transferred a lot of money, so he hired The agricultural university graduate from the aunt's house next door recruited money to help him grow scientifically, and the money was so white and tender that it attracted people to commit crimes, so Laifu embarked on the road of chasing his wife with agricultural products.

Just started the business period:

"Daughter-in-law, 520 today! Everyone in the city will give gifts! I have prepared 520 carefully selected tomatoes for you! If you don't like it, we can replace it with red peppers!"

"Daughter-in-law, the roses in our yard are blooming so beautifully, I'll send you two pots tomorrow so we can chase romance!"

The later wealthy period:

"Man, what do you want? Roses? It's just roses."

"Have you seen this greenhouse? It exists to please you."

"Listen to me at ease, half of the eighty acres of land will be yours in the future."

Sorry, I'm off.