Diary of a male god
Chapter 99
Before Su Xiaoxiao could react in shock, reality gave her a double blow.
"There are so many benefits!" Mengmeng said with a look of contempt, "At least it will attract many curious tourists to come here to take risks! It can also expand the popularity!"
Mengmeng's words made Su Xiaoxiao realize the cruel reality - even the ten-year-old little Lolita has a higher EQ than her! ! !
——No, not right!It's not that I'm too simple and stupid, but that the current loli is too dark-bellied!The fault is not me... but the world! ! !
I don't know that someone has unknowingly awakened the secondary attribute, the store manager continued to analyze following Mengmeng's words.
"Nowadays, children have a lot of entertainment activities. There are playgrounds, game halls, theme parks, etc. all over the place, and even if they stay at home, they have the Internet, so they can have more fun. Zoos are a bit boring in comparison. Yes. Parents don’t like to come here either, they hope their children can learn more skills—such as painting, dancing, music, etc. The city zoo’s profits have been declining year by year, and it has been in a state of loss in recent years It would not be surprising even if he came up with such a surprise trick."
"Really?" Su Xiaoxiao repeated these two words, as if she had sensed something, her expression was a little subtle, "You mean... this is not actually an official zoo hype?"
"From the present point of view, the possibility is very small." The store manager smiled slightly, making people feel cold in the cold night, "Look, it's quiet here, except for this inexplicable flute sound, there is nothing strange about it. , obviously there is nothing to hype. If it were me, at least some ghosts, ghost fires, bloodstains, screams, etc... and such a clear and long flute sound is not suitable for ghost stories bgm."
The analysis of the store manager is well-organized and convincing.Li Liye, who was still trembling before, obviously believed his words, he was not so nervous, and even eager to come up with bad ideas.
"It seems to make sense, so should we go in and have a look?"
"Are you joking?"
This time it was her turn to be despised by the cute little princess.
And not only that, the little angel Miao Miao is still snapping her fingers to make up the knife: "The book says that the bite force of a panda bear is second only to polar bears, and is on par with brown bears. And even in the mountains at an altitude of 2000 meters, it is too slow to run." It can easily surpass the top speed of flying man Liu Xiangping! And giant pandas belong to the order Carnivora, Ursidae, and the genus Giant Panda. Besides bamboo, they also eat meat! They can also climb trees more than 20 meters high, and can hold three or four heads The wolves are used as cushions... With such a heaven-defying creature, Li Gegeni is sure to be in a closed environment with them? You can't escape even if you want to~~~"
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——How about cute and cute?Why is it so cruel? !The style of painting is wrong, dear!
Li Zhonggou was stunned for a moment, and looked down at the lazy and chubby creatures below, with a terrified expression on his face, as if those pandas would grow wings and fly up to eat him in a second. of.
"It's, it's terrible!" He choked his throat, imitating the squeaky voice of a frightened little girl, "Let's go back quickly! Don't stay in this place anymore!"
His exaggerated performance successfully amused the two little princesses. Even Su Xiaoxiao, who had been nervous all the time, couldn't help laughing, and the muscles on her face were not as stiff as before.
"But the sound is indeed coming from the bottom..." Su Xiaoxiao discerned the source of the sound in the wind, and suddenly had a flash of inspiration, "No! Someone else must have been here!"
She was a little excited, and her voice was louder. Zhonggou hurriedly made a "shh!" gesture to her, signaling her to keep her voice down so that no one would notice.
"How do you say?" The store manager asked calmly.
"Someone has definitely been here." Su Xiaoxiao repeated with certainty, "Don't you think it's strange? It's not that there have been documentaries on the Discovery Channel, which clearly stated that every night the breeder will take the animals They don’t get off work until they’re in their cages. So how did these giant pandas get out?!”
Almost instantly, everyone fell silent.
The rustling of bamboo leaves made people feel flustered, and gusts of cold wind blew, like a bucket of ice water poured down their necks, chilling people from the back to the heart.
"No, stop joking."
Li Zhonggou was a little nervous, his voice was trembling, and his eyes were frantically moving around. This kind of panic was obviously not feigned.
"Maybe these pandas have suddenly increased their IQ, and they learned to pick locks by themselves... Or maybe they awakened their abilities and turned into cats and ran out. After all, pandas also stick to the word cat... Ah ha ha ha ha ha ha……"
He laughed dryly twice, and stopped by himself.
Everyone was nervous, and no one was in the mood to go along with Li Zhonggou's unhealthy joke.
"Could it be that the breeder forgot to lock them in?"
Su Xiaoxiao raised a possibility, although she couldn't even convince herself.
"The possibility is extremely small and can be ignored." The store manager immediately rejected this possibility, "You know, there must be more than one breeder in the panda house. What's more, even if they all neglect their duties to this extent ...But how could it be such a coincidence that we bumped into each other?"
The store manager frowned, looking down at the panda house shrouded in moonlight.Under the silvery moonlight, the little natural enemy looked peaceful and elegant, with some tranquility and warmth.
"Even if there is such a coincidence, how can the sound of the flute be explained?"
"Then shall we go down and have a look?"
Su Xiaoxiao asked hesitantly. Although she didn't say it directly, she obviously held a negative attitude towards it.
"We... go back!"
The shop manager lowered his head, and the two little princesses were in his arms, rubbing their eyes sleepily.The purpose of his coming here is not to explore, why should he risk himself?And with two little daughters?
——How hard must he think about it to do such a bastard thing?
Li Zhonggou had long thought of quitting.Now the two little princesses have retreated, and as the number one loyal dog, he followed behind step by step, with a face full of loyalty.
Su Xiaoxiao also followed them and set foot on the return journey.It's just that she always feels a little weird, as if something is wrong.
As she walked, she looked back from time to time, and the Panda House in the night gradually blurred and disappeared from her sight.The sound of the flute gradually faded away, only the thick darkness crouched there like an ancient giant beast, watching them go away.
In the ear, the scream of the cold wind passed by again...
"There are so many benefits!" Mengmeng said with a look of contempt, "At least it will attract many curious tourists to come here to take risks! It can also expand the popularity!"
Mengmeng's words made Su Xiaoxiao realize the cruel reality - even the ten-year-old little Lolita has a higher EQ than her! ! !
——No, not right!It's not that I'm too simple and stupid, but that the current loli is too dark-bellied!The fault is not me... but the world! ! !
I don't know that someone has unknowingly awakened the secondary attribute, the store manager continued to analyze following Mengmeng's words.
"Nowadays, children have a lot of entertainment activities. There are playgrounds, game halls, theme parks, etc. all over the place, and even if they stay at home, they have the Internet, so they can have more fun. Zoos are a bit boring in comparison. Yes. Parents don’t like to come here either, they hope their children can learn more skills—such as painting, dancing, music, etc. The city zoo’s profits have been declining year by year, and it has been in a state of loss in recent years It would not be surprising even if he came up with such a surprise trick."
"Really?" Su Xiaoxiao repeated these two words, as if she had sensed something, her expression was a little subtle, "You mean... this is not actually an official zoo hype?"
"From the present point of view, the possibility is very small." The store manager smiled slightly, making people feel cold in the cold night, "Look, it's quiet here, except for this inexplicable flute sound, there is nothing strange about it. , obviously there is nothing to hype. If it were me, at least some ghosts, ghost fires, bloodstains, screams, etc... and such a clear and long flute sound is not suitable for ghost stories bgm."
The analysis of the store manager is well-organized and convincing.Li Liye, who was still trembling before, obviously believed his words, he was not so nervous, and even eager to come up with bad ideas.
"It seems to make sense, so should we go in and have a look?"
"Are you joking?"
This time it was her turn to be despised by the cute little princess.
And not only that, the little angel Miao Miao is still snapping her fingers to make up the knife: "The book says that the bite force of a panda bear is second only to polar bears, and is on par with brown bears. And even in the mountains at an altitude of 2000 meters, it is too slow to run." It can easily surpass the top speed of flying man Liu Xiangping! And giant pandas belong to the order Carnivora, Ursidae, and the genus Giant Panda. Besides bamboo, they also eat meat! They can also climb trees more than 20 meters high, and can hold three or four heads The wolves are used as cushions... With such a heaven-defying creature, Li Gegeni is sure to be in a closed environment with them? You can't escape even if you want to~~~"
( ̄_ ̄|||)
——How about cute and cute?Why is it so cruel? !The style of painting is wrong, dear!
Li Zhonggou was stunned for a moment, and looked down at the lazy and chubby creatures below, with a terrified expression on his face, as if those pandas would grow wings and fly up to eat him in a second. of.
"It's, it's terrible!" He choked his throat, imitating the squeaky voice of a frightened little girl, "Let's go back quickly! Don't stay in this place anymore!"
His exaggerated performance successfully amused the two little princesses. Even Su Xiaoxiao, who had been nervous all the time, couldn't help laughing, and the muscles on her face were not as stiff as before.
"But the sound is indeed coming from the bottom..." Su Xiaoxiao discerned the source of the sound in the wind, and suddenly had a flash of inspiration, "No! Someone else must have been here!"
She was a little excited, and her voice was louder. Zhonggou hurriedly made a "shh!" gesture to her, signaling her to keep her voice down so that no one would notice.
"How do you say?" The store manager asked calmly.
"Someone has definitely been here." Su Xiaoxiao repeated with certainty, "Don't you think it's strange? It's not that there have been documentaries on the Discovery Channel, which clearly stated that every night the breeder will take the animals They don’t get off work until they’re in their cages. So how did these giant pandas get out?!”
Almost instantly, everyone fell silent.
The rustling of bamboo leaves made people feel flustered, and gusts of cold wind blew, like a bucket of ice water poured down their necks, chilling people from the back to the heart.
"No, stop joking."
Li Zhonggou was a little nervous, his voice was trembling, and his eyes were frantically moving around. This kind of panic was obviously not feigned.
"Maybe these pandas have suddenly increased their IQ, and they learned to pick locks by themselves... Or maybe they awakened their abilities and turned into cats and ran out. After all, pandas also stick to the word cat... Ah ha ha ha ha ha ha……"
He laughed dryly twice, and stopped by himself.
Everyone was nervous, and no one was in the mood to go along with Li Zhonggou's unhealthy joke.
"Could it be that the breeder forgot to lock them in?"
Su Xiaoxiao raised a possibility, although she couldn't even convince herself.
"The possibility is extremely small and can be ignored." The store manager immediately rejected this possibility, "You know, there must be more than one breeder in the panda house. What's more, even if they all neglect their duties to this extent ...But how could it be such a coincidence that we bumped into each other?"
The store manager frowned, looking down at the panda house shrouded in moonlight.Under the silvery moonlight, the little natural enemy looked peaceful and elegant, with some tranquility and warmth.
"Even if there is such a coincidence, how can the sound of the flute be explained?"
"Then shall we go down and have a look?"
Su Xiaoxiao asked hesitantly. Although she didn't say it directly, she obviously held a negative attitude towards it.
"We... go back!"
The shop manager lowered his head, and the two little princesses were in his arms, rubbing their eyes sleepily.The purpose of his coming here is not to explore, why should he risk himself?And with two little daughters?
——How hard must he think about it to do such a bastard thing?
Li Zhonggou had long thought of quitting.Now the two little princesses have retreated, and as the number one loyal dog, he followed behind step by step, with a face full of loyalty.
Su Xiaoxiao also followed them and set foot on the return journey.It's just that she always feels a little weird, as if something is wrong.
As she walked, she looked back from time to time, and the Panda House in the night gradually blurred and disappeared from her sight.The sound of the flute gradually faded away, only the thick darkness crouched there like an ancient giant beast, watching them go away.
In the ear, the scream of the cold wind passed by again...
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