Diary of a male god

At noon, it was the most deserted time of the day for Meng Miao Cafe.There were not many customers in the store, and the extremely boring cat men and cat women gathered together lazily, sharing the latest gossip with each other.

Among them is a cat man who likes horror stories, and he tells the latest urban ghost stories in Beijing vividly...

"Have you heard? There is a rumor recently... It is said that every midnight, near the panda house in the city zoo, there will always be strange sounds, like someone singing, or someone crying. But whether people No matter how hard I searched, I couldn’t find the source of the sound. The leaders of the zoo thought of many ways, and invited eminent monks to chant sutras, and even asked the priests with profound mana to exorcise ghosts, but nothing worked. Until more than ten days ago , the zoo became quiet, but ten days later, this mysterious voice sounded again... The security guards who were puzzled searched and searched and searched... Finally, one night, they found the voice that made the sound. 'Things'...that turned out to be-!!!"

"What?!"

Squeezed between the cat man and cat woman, Meng Meng and Meow Miao, with small cat ears and cat tails, urged them curiously.

"What is it... I don't know either. ╮(￣▽￣)╭" the cat man spread his hands, and said a little rascally.

"Cut~~" (﹔﹣)~~~

Everyone cast contemptuous glances at him.Seeing that, the cat man frowned instantly, and loudly distinguished: "If people know it clearly, how can it still be called urban ghost talk?!"

"Then what are you showing off?" The cat boy and cat girls laughed at that guy and then dispersed.

The two little lolis stood in place and looked at each other.Then, the same sly smile appeared on their faces...

"So, you plan to find out?"

Su Xiaoxiao looked at the twin little princesses with shining eyes, her shoulders drooped weakly.

"I said, isn't this too dangerous?"

Recently, rumors of haunted zoos have intensified, and even various bizarre versions have been derived: what is the breeder who was loyal to his duty but died unexpectedly, what is the child who was attacked to death by animals, what is the female ghost who fell in love with wild animals...

These rumors are a joke to adults, but to those children, they are full of mysterious attraction.Specifically, the sales of zoo tickets have increased by seven percent in the past few days.And this part of the growth is mostly all kinds of curious children.

As fighters among bear children, the two little princesses, Mengmeng and Miaomiao, are naturally full of curiosity about this new urban ghost story.But they are not like ordinary children, just go and see.They have a more daring plan - a night visit to the zoo.

However, the store manager is absolutely unwilling to let them go out.As a daughter slave, the store manager's principle of handling things is: no danger can get close to the two little princesses.Not to mention letting them take the initiative to approach the source of danger.

However, Mengmeng and Miaomiao didn't think so, full of curiosity drove them to find another helper - that is Li Zhonggou and Su Xiaoxiao.

"It's really okay..." Miaomiao's big eyes flickered, looking innocent, "Look, no one was even hurt in the rumors, at most they were frightened. Even if there was something There's nothing too dangerous about supernatural events."

Compared to Li Zhonggou who just nodded in front of the two little princesses, Su Xiaoxiao managed to maintain her rationality: "But... how do you sneak into the zoo at night? When the museum is closed, the gate will be locked .”

"Don't worry about that." Mengmeng seemed to have a plan in mind. She took out a piece of white paper and drew a simple map on it. "I have gone to survey the terrain in the past two days. To the northeast of the zoo, on the section of Tai'an Road , a small section of the wall collapsed. We can enter through that opening, and then walk 800 meters along the path, and we will see the legendary haunted Panda House.”

——It turned out to be a little better!Can I say no?

Su Xiaoxiao tried her best to carry out the final struggle: "Well, the store manager will be worried?"

"It's okay," Mengmeng smiled proudly, "These are all things Baba did when he was a child. He can definitely understand!"

"..."

——So the store manager was also so bearish when he was a child?Wait, that's not the point...

——The point is... understand what a ghost! (╯‵ ′)╯︵┻━┻

——No matter how bad the store manager was when he was a child, it was impossible for you two little girls to run out in the middle of the night! ! !

"Then since everyone has no objections, it's such a happy decision! Let's do it tonight!" Mengmeng clapped her hands happily, and ran away pulling Miaomiao.

——Wait, I have an opinion!Don't run away, speak clearly, hey! ! !

So, when Tang Lingsu returned home, he didn't see Su Xiaoxiao.Just found a message note on the desk:

"I'm going to play with Mengmeng and Miaomiao tonight, so I won't be going home. There are fried dishes in the microwave and rice in the rice cooker. You can eat them after heating them up."

Looking at the aggrieved words on the note, Tang Lingsu seemed to be able to see Su Xiaoxiao's frowning expression when writing.He raised the corners of his mouth unscrupulously, showing a rare smile.

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"So...why is Ba Ba here?"

At the gap in the wall of Tai'an Road Zoo, Mengmeng pointed to the smiling store manager with a gloomy face and asked.

"If Xiaoxiao hadn't told me, I wouldn't have known that I, an old man, would be disliked by little princesses..."

The store manager squeezed his eyes exaggeratedly, but he didn't shed a crocodile tear for a long time.

Miaomiao turned her face away angrily, and silently condemned Su Xiaoxiao.

"traitor!"

Judging by the shape of the mouth, it should be these two words.

Su Xiaoxiao lowered her eyebrows and pretended not to see it. She didn't have the courage to kidnap his precious daughter without telling the store manager.

——I also know that it will definitely not end well...

"Let's go, let's go early and return early. If you sleep too late, you won't grow taller!" Su Xiaoxiao changed the topic and walked forward immediately.

"Hmph! Meow, let's go!"

"Hush, keep your voice down! Be careful not to disturb the security guards on duty!"

Su Xiaoxiao couldn't help snickering.Just by listening to these words, one can tell that when the store manager was young, he probably did such mischievous things.