Diary of a male god

"ing! ! ! "

This song is Ruan Yifan's hit single.At that time, with its explosive rhythm and strong addiction, it almost dominated all the charts at that time.

Brubold turned out this tune, not to sing a paean to Ruan Yi.He edited the video of Guobunmen to make special effects, interspersed a series of film and television clips such as the MV and idol drama that Ruan Yifan participated in, and finally added various spoof subtitles.After processing, the final video is almost a hilarious micro-movie.

Once this video was released, the number of clicks was like a rocket, and it exceeded one million within a day, and it kept rising.

Of course, Ruan Yifan's fans will definitely not be satisfied, but the newly promoted little heavenly king is always a "new" and also has a "little", whose popularity and foundation cannot be compared with those old heavenly kings.Those brainless fans only made a fuss twice before being submerged in the vast ocean of people's struggle.

Of course, the instigator of the Guobenmen incident, Su Xiaoxiao's shoes, had no idea that the Internet was making such a fuss about it.

She's actually pretty busy right now.

The mentor who has been in a hurry sent a congratulatory message, congratulating her on winning the limited-edition achievement of "Don't even think about graduating in this life" as long as she doesn't hand in her thesis next week.She was fired from two of the three places where she worked, and only one coffee shop kept her place, but informed her that she had to go to work this afternoon.There is also a male god Tang with strange interests at home...

In fact, a Tang male god is enough to make people burnt out.

Some people say that three years apart is enough to create a generation gap. Tang Lingsu and Su Xiaoxiao are separated by a thousand years, and that generation gap is so deep that even Mount Everest cannot fill it.

Su Xiaoxiao turned on the TV, intending to scare someone, but Tang Nanshen turned a blind eye to it.Su Xiaoxiao asked him, and he pointed at the door of Su Xiaoxiao's room.

"Didn't you just open this kind of thing?"

Su Xiaoxiaoxiang thought for 30 seconds before realizing that he was talking about the computer monitor.

——How to explain to an ancient man that computers and TVs are not the same thing?

However, it is true that daily necessities in modern society are better and better designed.

Su Xiaoxiao put him in Ruan Yifan's original room, and opened a small tablet for him to play by himself.Su Xiaoxiao herself corrected papers on her old computer.

At one o'clock in the afternoon, a certain Su finished revising his thesis and was about to go to work.

She saw noodle soup in the hall and a mess of metal parts.

"Noodle soup again?"

Su Xiaoxiao didn't mean to dislike her, but just drank noodle soup, and she couldn't support her afternoon work.

"...these are the last food."

Tang Menshen said with a serious face, "I have searched all the hidden compartments here, and there is nothing to enter."

--and many more!

——Leaving aside what that secret compartment is, what does he mean is that the family is going to run out of food? !

"It's impossible! When I go to work in the supermarket every Saturday..."

……

--Saturday……

"It says Sunday, right?"

Tang Nanshen leaned closer to look at the yellow calendar (heavy fog) on ​​the wall, and pointed to the relatively unfamiliar word on it, "Is it correct to read it that way?"

"No, that's right..."

--wipe!After beating up that scumbag yesterday, I forgot to take the bag! ! !

——Fortunately, I bought expensive meat and fruit yesterday!To celebrate the big sale of that scumbag album, I even bought champagne! ! !

"Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!"

While she was roaring, in another corner of the city, a down-and-out paparazzi who had just lost his job took a sip of the champagne he picked up yesterday and sneezed loudly.

Su Xiaoxiao, who lost Grandpa Mao, poured soup in two gulps, turned her grief and anger into strength, and was ready to go to work with high morale.

It's just that before she went out, she finally remembered the pile of metal parts on the table.How do you look at it... it looks like the alarm clock in Ruan Yifan's house?

For the safety of the large and small appliances at home, Su Xiaoxiao felt that it was better to keep this demolition maniac with him and keep him close to him.

I found a big toad mirror and put it on for Tang Lingsu. It was good, so that even without the mask, the lethality of that face would not be so powerful.

Su Xiaoxiao took this large package and went straight to the Meng Meow Cafe.

It is said that people rely on clothes and gold clothes, but there is a certain kind of person who can bring out a pair of inferior toad mirrors that cost ten yuan a pair into a Ray-Ban style.

After being watched all the way on the bus, the two finally arrived at their destination under the siege and interception of passers-by.

As soon as he entered, Tang Nanshen was startled.

——Sure enough, do all the legendary mountain spirits and monsters exist?

——But this breath... seems to be very weak?

Su Xiaoxiao couldn't care about Tang Lingsu anymore.She pushed him on the seat, ordered a glass of the cheapest ice water, and hurried to the staff room to change.

Of course, the employees here are not goblins. This is a cat-themed Two-dimensional anime cafe. Naturally, the waiters all wear cat ears and tails and dress up as cats.The cat girls are all sexy beauties with big breasts and explicit, while the cat boys are all healthy and cute.Occasionally, there are one or two monstrous ones, all of whom are painted with big cat-eye makeup, and their eyes are very seductive as they move around.

But today they are destined to become the foil of Tang Nanshen.

Ever since Tang Lingsu entered the door, all the male and female customers, the cat girl, and even the children in the store were all staring at Tang Nanshen.Every one of them walked over to strike up a conversation without thinking about it.And the rest of the cat men pretended to be disdainful, but in fact it was called envy, jealousy and hatred!My eyes are about to burst into flames!

For this kind of eye attack without any lethality, Tang Nanshen said that there was no pressure at all.As a Tangmen killer who danced on the tip of his knife all year round, Tang Lingsu's perception of killing intent and malice far surpassed that of ordinary people in the world.To him, this kind of weak malice was like a harmless cat.

He sat on the seat, took out a small tablet from his pocket, clicked on the ancient Chinese history, and looked at it seriously.Although he was wearing a big toad mirror, it did not detract from Tang Lingsu's male god aura in the slightest.The girls who were just passing by couldn't move anymore, and obediently took out their wallets and walked in.The reason is to take a close look at Tang Nanshen.

Although they accidentally advertised the store, in the eyes of the cat men, this product is purely here to smash the market.However, although the cat people are defeated, the Moe Meow Cafe is not just cat people.

The biggest signboard of our store is a super kawaii mascot - a cute meow doll.

Cute appearance, clumsy movements, and cute interactions with guests, it couldn't be more popular!

That's right!It's the pink doll that just came out in front of me...

——Mi sauce! ! ! ! !