Diary of a male god

No need to ask, except for Su Xiaoxiao herself, the only one who has the key to this house is that scumbag Ruan Yifan.

——This guy has a face?

Tang Lingsu only saw Su Xiaoxiao, who was still smiling to welcome people just now, his face twisted into a glaring King Kong in an instant.

"Yo~ Isn't this the little king of Ruanfan?" A certain Su squeezed his throat and said in a strange way, "Isn't it fun enough to run naked last night?"

This one word turns three accents, just like the old altar sauerkraut beef noodles, so sour and refreshing that people can't believe it.

"Do you still dare to mention it?! I'm naked and blocked by a group of paparazzi. Isn't it thanks to you? Do you still dare to mention it???"

When Su Xiaoxiao is not a nympho, her IQ is still normal.But now, there is a male god Tang beside her.Even if he is infatuated, he won't look at that little boy face.

So when a certain Su spoke venomously, he was firing on all cylinders without any pressure.Although she is not particularly good at this, but she has a best friend with a poisonous tongue by her side.He has been constantly refurbished with a poisonous tongue for more than ten years, and he has learned his ability to succeed no matter what.It's more than enough to deal with a little boy with ease.

"Hey~ Then you still dare to go out now? It seems that the fighting power of 88 Gua Daily is not very good... Do you want to try Spicy Weekly next time?"

"You, you might as well give it a try... Let's see who dares to write gossip about GC company?" Ruan Yifan said firmly, but obviously lacked confidence.

"Oh~ so the company came forward to suppress it?" Su Xiaoxiao gave him a meaningful look, took out her phone and shook it.

"Do you want me to try it now and see if gc will help you suppress it again?"

Su Xiaoxiao put her finger on the corner of her forehead, making a gesture of thinking and thinking.

"Let me think about it, what kind of title would be more appropriate...'Little Heavenly King is in love with Cinderella bitterly, and he blocked the door in the morning to complain about his deep love.'...It's not good, it's not hot enough! How about this?" Former lovers turned against each other What's the point of fighting? Today's rival in love, King Ruan Xiaotian came out in secret!'"

Ruan Yifan was so angry that he almost vomited blood, but with the lesson from last time, he knew that Su Xiaoxiao would definitely do it. The gc company can help him suppress it once, but it won't give him a second chance.He knows this better than anyone else.

So he decisively turned his spearhead and pulled Tang Nanshen, who was watching the battle, into the battle group.

"Don't talk nonsense, Su Xiaoxiao, tell me clearly, who is this shameless guy? Why is he still wearing my clothes?!"

"Your? Can you call to see if they agree?" Su Xiaoxiao pretended to straighten Tang Nanshen's collar, "Even if these are just a piece of cloth... have you paid for it? How dare you say it was you?" of?"

"Su Xiaoxiao, don't go too far! Is this guy your mistress?!"

Ruan Yifan was so angry that he was about to die, but Su Xiaoxiao didn't even look at him.She looked at Tang Lingsu's clothes to herself, shook her head, and sighed pretendingly.

"Ananda, this LV still doesn't suit you... just buy Armani."

"Su Xiaoxiao!!!"

"What are you calling, I'm not deaf yet!"

Su Xiaoxiao embraced Tang Lingsu's arm, feeling his body stiffen, quickly lowered her voice, pretending to threaten him intimately.

"Do me a favor, don't be cowardly!"

Maintaining a one-sided cuddling posture, Su Xiaoxiao finally gave him a positive face.

"What concubine... You put it so harshly, this is my boyfriend, Tang Lingsu. Ruan Yifan, don't feel inferior, and don't be jealous that he is more handsome than you..." She gave him a pitiful look, and said reluctantly, " If you look like this, you are still... very fond of those teachers who are full of motherly love and brain-dead loli."

"I'm jealous of him? Is he worthy of an ugly monster who doesn't even dare to show his face?!"

"Hey, there's no way... who called Anada so handsome! If you don't wear a mask, I'm afraid you guys won't have the courage to live... But obviously, Anada only needs one chin to explode You have a pretty face... besides, there are so many wild bees, waves and butterflies. Although I am not afraid, it is very troublesome to clean them up one by one..."

Su Xiaoxiao looked at Tang Lingsu submissively and affectionately. This expression, which was learned from Her Majesty's Queen, made Mr. Killer's hair stand on end, and she shuddered slightly.

"How about we make a full-face mask and put it on? Anada doesn't want to be surrounded by a group of women, does she?"

"When... of course."

Of course, this sentence came from the bottom of my heart. God Tang always thought that women were scary.

In Tangjiabao, from the grandma of the Tang family at the top of the food chain, down to the short-legged loli who just started, each one is so cruel that he can tear down Han and Tang with his bare hands.From the proud senior uncle to the pink and tender junior, who hasn't been molested by them?They didn't even let the castle owner with a broken leg go! ! !Because the little junior brother was molested too much, he went directly to the forbidden area to retreat, and he still refuses to come out...

Even in a different world, the power of women should not be underestimated.Look at this girl Su who has no power to restrain a chicken (compared to girls from Tangmen)... Isn't the two-finger meditation also amazing?

He was suddenly glad that he wasn't wearing a certain black uniform... Otherwise, it would be easier for her to start, right?

……

——Wait, I heard that the senior sister in charge of the garment workshop was arguing with his man?

……

— Do I know too much?

Not to mention that Tang Nanshen suddenly touched the dusty truth.On Su Xiaoxiao's side, it's obvious that she has completely torn skins with Ruan Yifan.

"Ruan Yifan, you have to lose face and get out of here yourself! You're such an adult, and you're still playing and rolling around? Should I say you're still a child at heart, or should I say you bitch, get out of here?"

"Su Xiaoxiao, don't be too arrogant! You want money, no money, no good looks, no breasts, no buttocks, and a washboard who wants someone to want it? Let's have a good pregnancy in your next life!"

"Great!" Vital attack!

Tang Lingsu could almost clearly see that Su Xiaoxiao's blood strips were shedding like hemorrhage due to dystocia, leaving only a trace of blood in an instant.

But Su Xiaoxiao is not a mortal after all, he immediately opened the mountain and laughed drunkenly, his blood volume returned to full and his combat power doubled!

"Washboard? Did your eyes see that my mother is a washboard? Isn't a cup a cup? Ah? Do you think that only your gc company is like a gcup, where all men, women, and children are called breasts?! Breast augmentation, hip augmentation, and so on. Hiccups smell like silicone!!! Are you afraid of breast hyperplasia and breast cancer? No wonder everyone is afraid to get married and have children. If Nima was breastfeeding, wouldn’t she suck out a mouthful of silicone!!!”

After Su Xiaoxiao yelled, he waved his hand with a broken chest, and gave the highest order to the male god Tang:

"Throw this thing out to me!"

Tang Lingsu only felt that Su Xiaoxiao's figure in front of him seemed to overlap with his grandma's mighty and domineering figure.He nodded involuntarily, stepped forward to pick up Ruan Yifan's collar, and threw him directly out the door.

When Xiaobailian finally got up and wanted to rush in again.Su Tyrannosaurus, who had been waiting by the door for a long time, showed a ferocious smile.

Timed well, the moment Ruan Yifan stepped over the threshold, she forcefully...

Slapped on the door...

Hearing the miserable howl, she shook her head refreshed and locked the door completely.

"Looks like the lock has been changed..." she said.