Diary of a male god

"The packages for sending razor blades like to click in to see the address! "

This is really a long, eye-catching, cool and cool headline.

When Su Xiaoxiao saw this post, she felt a bad premonition again.But when she really poked into this hot post, she really realized that she seemed to be pulling male god Tang out of her 24-hour bodyguard.otherwise......

——She can open a blade factory...

"I don't know, after watching "Narcissus", there are probably a lot of people who want to send blades to the screenwriter and director? Who are the screenwriters and directors who are not even mentioned in the end credits? Come on, let me come Give you a risky report!

When I first saw this movie, I always felt that the protagonist's face was familiar.At first I thought it was an illusion, but I didn't realize it until I saw the swimming pool!It turned out that the filming location was the X Big Swimming Pool!

right!That's right, look at that 15-second close-up!It is the swimming pool of X University in Beijing!

At that time, brother, I had a bad feeling!Sure enough, when the broadcast reached the seventh minute and 39 seconds, my brother and I were completely shocked! ! ! !That stalwart boy in red swimming trunks!Isn't it my brother myself! ! !

Can't go wrong!Look at those muscular chest muscles!Tall figure!Straight up straight hairstyle!And those sharp and melancholy eyes!Girls, don't fall in love with me!Falling in love with a boy who is like the wind is destined to have no good results!Mushrooms!Hold back the surging emotions in your heart!Brother I will never belong to anyone, my name is Liberty!

Ahem, let’s get down to business.It was only when I saw this that I remembered that my brother was indeed a part-player in a short drama last week (I won’t tell you that I was doing it for the free swimming pool).When we entered the stage, the crew had already made preparations, and it was enough for us extras to swim freely.

At that time, my brother sternly refused.As Lun with professional ethics, even if it's just a swimming pool, brother is also professional, okay?The teacher taught us that to do one line of work is to love one line of work.Even if it's just a trick, brother, I have to show a different demeanor! ! !People me!But the man who is going to be the king of comedy! ! !

So my brother and I showed off my textbook-like swimming skills, and instantly made a group of handsome cry friends!How many parents looked at me full of hatred and jealousy, which made my brother feel guilty.Being too handsome is the biggest sin in my life! ! !

Of course! and!

While my brother and I were swimming, suddenly there was silence in the swimming pool!Even the little friend who was cried by his brother just now was silent!Brother quickly turned his head, and something actually took away his limelight, something big is about to happen!Are aliens invading Earth? !not good!Brother can't be so leisurely!Hurry up and save the world! ! !

As a result, when he turned his head, my brother swallowed a mouthful of swimming pool water.

Madan!Who is this guy who is more handsome than my brother in front of me!

Those guys who licked the screen, you are so cute! ! !This guy is so handsome that he angers people, but he is so handsome that he is miserable! ! ! !

As a man standing at the pinnacle of the earth's beauty, he was actually won by others for his handsomeness!This unscientific!

Is this guy really from Earth? !It's not some undercover agent from the stars! ! !

Brother, I was about to step forward to catch this alien spy, when I saw a little beauty and walked over!

Well, you can shut up if you say the heroine is ugly.Brother, I have confirmed it with my own eyes. The heroine is not ugly at all, but a delicate little girl... Well, but later I heard that she is a senior student... Or should we say yes Pretty old girl?Cough cough, in short, she is quite a lovely woman paper!

Female man paper? !right!That's right!It's a girl paper!

My brother and my daughter's countless piercing eyes have seen through her true nature!If she was really a soft girl, she wouldn't have been staring at the chest muscles of that alien spy!She must have seen through this guy's real body too!Get ready to grab his alien tail (yi) at any time!

At the beginning of the filming, it was not smooth, and the alien agent seriously hindered the filming process!Always leaning close to female men, it seems like a sample of plotting evil!Later, the mediocre man who had been hiding behind the camera came out and said something to the girl paper, and the two argued for a while.

Seeing that the man seemed a little excited, he said loudly:

"Changing the play? Where's your dignity as a screenwriter?!"

Well, it turns out that the female Han Zhi is the screenwriter?It really is an outstanding talent of my Blue Star!

"I'm still the director! It's not up to me to decide how to shoot!"

Oh Yo Yo!So this is still the director? !Disrespect, disrespect!The girl really has a strange skeleton and extraordinary bones!It is up to you to find out the alien spies and save the world!

In this way, my brother and I ended the day's work with great satisfaction.

When I left, I thought of running under the sunset that day, that was my lost youth...

result......

When I finished watching "Narcissus", I didn't realize how big a mistake I made! ! !

Judging people by their cover is a bad idea!It turns out that the one who is angry and angry is not an alien spy!

But the woman paper is the urgent need of the newspaper!First! !Front! ! !

My brother who was abused into a dog, I wiped away the tears, and told everyone this lesson with great pain...

Handsome Pot is not the enemy of mankind!Female man paper is! ! ! ! "

As soon as this post was published, it was like a stone that shocked thousands of waves, and the replies that followed were like going to be turned upside down!

"Hey, hey, this is a lie, right? How much hatred and grievance is needed to make the heroine receive lunch again and not have a part in the show? You tell me now that the screenwriter and director are all the heroine herself? People do things?!"

"The poster is older? Me too, I remembered it when you said that. A while ago, there seemed to be a small advertisement for extra performers on the entrance of the swimming pool. When I first saw it, I thought it was a scam!"

"University x? It seems that there is no film and television department in university x, right? So the main creators are non-professionals? It's really not easy to make it like this."

"The screenwriter, director and heroine are the same person? Isn't this too messy? Is it only me who pays attention to the sentence of Luzhu? 'I am a man! But the man who will become the king of comedy!!!' ...This, this, this makes me want Zhou Xingxing..."

"Σ(っ°Д°;)っThe upstairs said so, I really miss Zhou Xingxing..."

"Zhou Xingxing +1"

"Zhou Xingxing +2"

"Zhou Xingxing +3"

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"Am I the only one who thinks the hero looks familiar?"

"I have this feeling too! But I just can't remember where I saw it..."

"Speaking of which, x is big... Damn it! I remembered! Isn't this the handsome guy who cosplayed Wu Xian in the x Daqianzai Merry Club?!"

"No way?! The one selected for the Arowana Award?!"

"Looks like there's some new revelations?! Ask for popular science!!!"

"I did a serious comparison just now, and it's absolutely right! Post the link so you can see for yourself!!! I'll chew some medicine to calm down..."

"The one who took the medicine upstairs brought me one..."

"The nosebleed can't stop, I want to take medicine!!!"

"The mountain tiger has been handed over! Nanny loves me quickly!!!"

"Nurse has passed away, please wait for your own blessing..."