Diary of a male god

Narcissus is completely on fire.

To say how popular it is, just look at the hundreds of pages of comments under the voting page.Although there are dozens of pages completely created by sunspots, in just a few days, the number of comments has increased by more than ten times... This kind of growth rate is really exciting to think about.

Of course, Su Xiaoxiao is no exception. She sits in front of the computer and frantically presses F5, refreshing the page almost every minute.Tang Nanshen persuaded her a few words, but seeing that it didn't help, he went back to his room.

There's no way, shopkeeper Tang is now a person who costs hundreds of dollars every minute.Although his small Taobao store is supported by those few old customers, but they are all local tyrants.If you like it, you can buy it. You are not a person who is short of money.Moreover, most of the local tyrants' friends are also local tyrants. With friends and friends, Shopkeeper Tang's business is booming and he is making a lot of money.

Compared with Shopkeeper Tang's prosperity, Director Su's life is obviously not as satisfactory.In the more than a hundred pages of comments, each one was kneeling and licking the male god, and none of them paid attention to the heroine.There are quite a few screenwriters mentioned, but...

——Hehe, I want to leave a message to the screenwriter express blade...

Su Xiaoxiao looked at a newly posted message with a bitter face, and couldn't help shivering.Here's what this excited viewer wrote:

"Hello screenwriter, although I like this kind of literary and artistic plot, I have to say, you are enough! You are so cruel to my male god! Do you want to die?! If you want to die, just say I will fulfill you! !!!The poor male god has made you suffer from amnesia, you still don’t let him go! If he can’t remember, it’s over? Why do you have to make people so uncomfortable! Watching a micro movie will be abused like a dog! Will we still be able to play together happily in the future? Ah?! Curse you for the rest of your life, you only have seasoning packets in large sizes! You only have sandpaper in instant noodles! Scratch prizes are always thankful! Thank you! Hui! Gu! Regardless of your gender, I wish you The blue friends you're looking for are all gay!!! They get fucked a hundred times a day!!!!"

Σ(っ°Д°;)っ

Su Xiaoxiao was completely shocked!Then she subconsciously turned her head to look at Tang Nanshen's room...

— But speaking of it...

——God Tang is not really gay, is he?

As the only Tang Lingsu who could be regarded as Su's boyfriend at present, he had no idea that he was lying on the gun gorgeously.He is now working hard to expand his business on Taobao.

"Customization of TV drama props? Require as much simulation as possible? You can rest assured! These are not problems! As long as you place an order according to the process, I will help you solve all problems! Guaranteed to complete the quality and quantity on time for you! Friendly reminder: According to the relevant Law, controlled knives are not sold in this store! If you have special needs, there are other simulation models for sale in the store. The appearance is enough to be fake, but the performance is extremely safe, even if it is used as a toy, you don’t have to worry about hurting your baby~【Blow Kiss】 "

"..."

The customer who was about to place an order was stunned for a moment, then turned around to see his three-year-old son playing happily with a pony.

——How about buying something for Xiao Chuan?

......

--etc!Who the hell would buy a toy like this for a child? (╯‵ ′)╯︵┻━┻

The client's name is Liang Dachui and he is a director.Recently, I am planning to take over the filming of a martial arts TV series with a small cost and a large production.He, Huang Erchui and Deng Sanchui will jointly direct this huge production costing xx billion yuan.But a large part of the budget will be spent on inviting handsome men and beautiful women, props and so on, so it can only be hehe...

There is no way, handsome men and beautiful women are not cheap now, but these are the facades of movies, so you can’t find a bunch of steamed buns to act in it ╮(╯-╰)╭

In desperation, Director Liang Dachui took advantage of Double Twelve to turn to the almighty Taobao, and then under the instructions of Mr. Taobao, he plunged into Tang Nanshen's small shop.

Although Director Liang is usually busy with work and doesn't have time to shop online, but there is a prodigal woman in his family, and he knows the quality of Taobao's uneven quality.Originally, he was well prepared, even if he saw a pair of tattered ones, he would not frown, but unexpectedly, the goods in this small shop seemed to be quite good?

If you don't think so after looking at the photos of the products posted by the store, it may be made by ps retouching.But the picture posted by the buyer is exactly the same as the photo, which makes Director Liang look forward to this small shop a little more.

"Does the owner have any cosplay props for the ancient sword?"

"In addition to clothing, all kinds of accessories and props can be customized in the store, but the price will vary according to the material!"

Director Liang quickly looked at the prices of the goods in the store again, and had to say that compared to other cos shops, this price really made him feel a little bit pained.Is it expensive?Compared with hiring a professional artist to make it, the cheap one is not a star, and the quality is even worse.

However, this film is just a new project of the company this year, investors have not been found yet, props and so on are not in a hurry.

"I...shall I take another look?"

He hesitated to get off Want Want, planning to find someone to discuss it with. Even if he really wanted to buy props here, he would have to listen to the opinions of the other two directors.

Tang Nanshen on the other end of the network raised his eyebrows indifferently.Although the other party didn't make a decision right away, Tang Lingsu could tell from his tone that the other party had already wavered.

He didn't take advantage of the victory to pursue, that would only scare the opponent away.But Tang Nanshen believes that this big bill has entered his pocket, and he can't escape it...

Shopkeeper Tang, who caught the big fish, was in a good mood at the moment, but he still had the same iceberg face as before.As a high-cold male god, Taishan collapsed in front of him without changing his face, which is a necessary skill.

After tidying up some messy things in the house, Shopkeeper Tang still packed the new props and called the courier brother.As soon as he walked out of the room, he saw Su Xiaoxiao twitching in front of the computer, as if she had epilepsy.

"Little, you?"

As soon as he walked behind Su Xiaoxiao, he saw Su Xiaoxiao turning her head with tears on her face.

"what happened to you?"

Su Xiaoxiao was always heartless, no matter how hard or tired she was, Tang Lingsu never saw her shed a single tear.But now I haven't seen you for a while, why...

"I'm fine...just, just..."

Su Xiaoxiao wiped away the tears all over her face, and said in an imperceptibly trembling voice:

"It's just... I'm going to laugh out my eight-pack abs! Hahahahaha, this girl is so good. Hahahaha... Hey, hey? It hurts... Belly cramps provoke!!!!"

——Hehe, if I believe in this joke again, I will take her last name...

by: Tang Lingsu