Save that bat! [Comprehensive British and American]

What kind of experience is it to pursue an ex-girlfriend again?

Six Plums: @星格格繁暴起，Thanks for the invitation, Steve, since we moved back to Stark Tower from Wakanda, you have become more proficient with the operation of the smartphone, I am very happy, but why would you Aite me under this question?I'm not broken up with Natasha, and by the way, Sam and Clint think you're more qualified to answer this question.

——Here is the original answer——

The answerer is a straight man, a straight man of steel.

There is a reason why I put this sentence in the first sentence. After all, my girlfriend and my boy friend thought that I got together with me for a long time, and gave me a rough and rough life. Another bunch of roadblocks were erected on the way to chase my wife, fucking faggot.

It’s like this, the respondent and the respondent’s Fa Xiao grew up together and served as soldiers together, but then something happened, he became a vegetable and I lost my memory (don’t say I’m bloody, Korean dramas don’t even dare So write), we are also unlucky, after he woke up, the goddess got married and gave birth to a baby, and after I recovered my memory, I found that my girlfriend broke up with me unilaterally.The reason is very good, because after I lost my memory, I remembered that I made someone younger, and I didn’t say anything when I saw anyone, and I shot her, leaving a very ugly scar (I swear I think she is beautiful all over), she I have never been able to wear a bikini since.

It’s not me bragging, you guys don’t know how beautiful my girlfriend is, she is the prettiest girl in our team, with red hair and green eyes, big breasts, slender waist, hips and long legs, she looks so charming, just like a little fox Like, who can break up with such a beautiful girlfriend?

And I’m a little bit worse. Although I think I’m pretty handsome, and I was called the little prince of Brooklyn when I was not discharged from the army, but my colleagues are jealous of my beauty and always say that I’m fat like a panda, so I’m not very confident. , Fortunately, I sent a small message to comfort me, saying that I have a baby face with smoky makeup, and they don’t have taste and don’t know how to appreciate it, so I can rest assured that my girlfriend has good taste, and she must know how to appreciate my beauty.

But just after I got rid of the control of my opponent and recovered my memory by relying on my obsession with Fa Xiao, before I had time to confess again, the way my girlfriend looked at me changed.

At first I didn’t understand what it meant until I saw the XX forum page on my girlfriend’s mobile phone. On the page she clicked on, there were two big characters on it——Dundong, and the small label R18 bathroom on the lower row □□Amnesia Bundled Play .

I felt a little familiar, so I googled it, but I was shocked at the time.

joke!Not to mention that I used to be a boobless chicken with no breasts and butt, even if he has breasts and a butt cup bigger than my girlfriend, I am still a straight man of steel!

Besides, even if Dundong is the CP of me and I, why am I the one below!I've never lost a fight!Goblin fights should be the same!

I was terrified. After training at night, I called out to take a shower, but I didn’t dare to answer. I was puzzled, and rushed with our eldest nephew.

My mother, since I discovered this, I suddenly see the path of my pursuit!I have to be straight!I can't hide it with my eyes!My girlfriend thought I was gay!If this is not explained clearly, I am afraid that I will be single to death!

However it was of no use.

I gave my girlfriend a small gift of love, and she handed it to me as soon as she changed hands. (What’s even more annoying is that I was afraid that someone would misunderstand and then gave it to his nephew. Damn, I’m the innocent straight man , he is gay)

Sad, sad, plums are not tasty anymore.

Then one day I came back from a mission to relax, just in time for the movie night and everyone was there. I had a particularly troublesome colleague (that is, my eldest nephew) who proposed to play two truths or dares, and told @史蒂 next door My husband’s Diana borrowed the lasso of truth. Since I lost my memory, I have been unconscious and done a lot of bad things. I am a little depressed. I didn’t want to play at first, but my girlfriend participated. What to do with your girlfriend!My girlfriend is so innocent, weak and helpless, she must be scared, so I also participated.

Me and I were young, we were really unlucky, no one lost in one night except the two of us, I sent a small honesty, with a lasso of truth, I dared to choose the truth, it made my nephew blush when he asked, to be honest , I never thought that when I was young, I wanted to play uniform play with my eldest nephew, fucking gay, a beast in clothes!Even his eldest nephew, who is only in his 40s, is innocent and weak!Everyone was obviously surprised, and I heard my girlfriend say something thoughtful: So it's shield iron.

Then I changed my luck when I was young, and I was tied up by a mantra lasso.

Depend on!I haven't chosen yet!If I tell my girlfriend those xx and xx fantasies, my girlfriend might want a scissors leg to cut off my head!She must never have imagined that I'm usually an aloof male god, but I'm actually an idiot in private!I can't catch up with her in my life!

Seriously, I would rather kiss a gay guy for 10 minutes than choose the truth!

It may be that my expression was too chaste, but they actually asked me: Do I choose big adventure and small tongue kisses or the truth?

I still have a mantra lasso tied to me...

When I said that I would rather choose the big adventure, the world was quiet.Judging by my eldest nephew's expression, it's his father's good education that he didn't throw me out of the building on the spot.

At this time, my girlfriend was calmer, and she asked why.

…………… As soon as I followed my tongue, I emptied all the sexual fantasies that had been piled up in my mind for five or sixty years.

Ah, I'm done.

In the end, my girlfriend wasn't angry, or maybe she was, and I couldn't see it. Anyway, she dragged me into the small dark room with a blank expression on my neckline, and fucked me up, literally.

Then I didn’t dare to fight back, and hugged her thigh with a bruised nose and a swollen face. I told her that I didn’t want to lose her at all. I really liked her. When I lost my memory, I felt like I lost something. , or I will give her a shot.

As a result, as soon as I took out the gun, she kicked it away.

She kissed me.

I seem to cry.

Then we got back together.

I still have her name on my new robotic arm and I swear I will love her forever.

My little fox, I will be your (panda) cat for the rest of my life.