Save that bat! [Comprehensive British and American]

Zhihu Body: How to ease the tension between colleagues?

It’s really not S: Thank you for the invitation, I think @星格繁码暴起rise next door is suitable for answering this question besides me. Don’t forget to circle him.

——Here is the original answer——

The answerer is a small reporter from a newspaper in the metropolis. The gender male likes bats. He earns [-] a month from nine to five. He also has a part-time job in private, which is just enough to support him.

The colleague who has a tense relationship with me is actually my boss. In my eyes, he is basically the same as a passerby except that he is rich and handsome.It stands to reason that a small employee like me who catches a lot in the office should not have anything to do with the big boss of the company, but our boss is not an ordinary person and does not take an unusual path.

The thing is like this, some time ago, the editor-in-chief suddenly announced that our newspaper office was acquired by the XX company next door, and the new boss will come to inspect it soon. Let us (the point is me) tidy up, at least we can get out to meet people, but I will There were too many late arrivals every month, nearly a quarter of his salary was deducted, and he had no money to buy new clothes, so he wore an old plaid shirt to attend the welcome ceremony.

Then the new boss remembered me (in the words of another colleague of mine, I am so pure and unpretentious, which is different from the coquettish sluts he met before), and from time to time he would come over and pinch my shoulders, touch my chest, praise me for being good-looking, each Kind of bothering me from work.

It’s not me bragging, our boss is really good-looking. Men and women who want to sleep with him can line up from the door of our newspaper to the Atlantic Ocean. The technique of flirting with girls is top-notch, and the voice is very nice. He never calls me by my name seriously, or calls me Either sweetheart is dear Romeo, I was very embarrassed when I heard it, red from head to toe, told him my name is xxx and not Romeo, he didn't change it, just laughed, very angry.

My colleague also envied me, saying that I was going to change my luck, and actually got a big money, but I was about to cry, I don't like him at all, and our boss is still a man, a well-known playboy, who has slept with him The kind that can open a Victoria's Secret in a row of supermodels. I am also a man, and I am also a gay guy with a crush. I feel sorry for my crush when he flirts with him like this. If I pretend not to understand, I will have a headache.

But what bothers me even more is that everyone thinks my boss has taken care of my crush.

My crush is my part-time colleague who works as a consultant in our team. He has a very strong brain. He can beat the whole team without panting. My boss is the kind of playboy who teases me and my ex-crush just the same. It’s different, my crush is an abstinent guy, he’s dressed in black and is super cool, he can do it without being blind, when I first met him, he thought I wasn’t a good person, and almost crippled me, and I found out that this guy is so powerful So lonely, so different from other people I have ever met, and then we formed a team, I thought I was happy to be with him, but the next day my boss donated to our team in the name of my crush office building.

Donated one, the cost can buy ten newspaper offices, office buildings.

I was so confused at the time, I asked my crush if he was threatening my boss. I didn’t say that my crush’s clothes were a bit scary. If he stood in front of my boss in uniform, my boss wouldn’t use the table to count me. lose.

In the end, my crush said no, your boss voluntarily.

How can it be!Although my boss is a little stupid, a little stupid, and a little cowardly, but at least he didn't make the company lose money, which means that he is not mentally retarded!How could it be possible to send a building to our leather bag team with no reputation for nothing!Unless he wants to fuck xxx (our only female team member, goddess level)

The person I have a crush on is still so cool, I didn't dare to ask a glance of indifference, although he was very impatient, he still answered my question: Don't worry, it's all for me.

………I cried like a little krypton in my heart, and I was even more worried about me!

The result is now an extremely embarrassing situation.

I chased my crush, my crush told me to get out of his city, and then went to spread rumors with my boss, my boss ignored my crush (don’t ask me how I know, my boss can’t wait to sit on my lap during the day, but I cling to my crush every day at night, and there is no possibility of them meeting) Instead, they tease me every day.

In this way, the relationship between my full-time and part-time colleagues was quite tense. After more than a month, something happened.

I work part-time for this team and occasionally need to go out on missions. I have thick skin and no dodge. As a result, I lay down for several days. After waking up, my mind is not clear, wreaking havoc everywhere, and pinching the cheek of my crush (to be honest, I was lying dead and he was still fat, I was very sad) He looked at me very vigilantly, I wanted to say that I remembered his code name, but my teammates tied me with a rope that could only tell the truth, Then I opened my mouth and said: I know you, I miss you.

At that time, the whole team was watching from the sidelines, and I think I will never forget their expressions in my life... The breeze blew my curly hair and his cat ears, my crush smiled coldly, and gave me a vicious smile jio.

I guess I'm out of love.

I went to work the next day, and our boss hadn’t seen me for several days, so he got to know me better, because my workplace was relatively hidden, and he would pinch my waist right away, after two squeezes, it went down, and I I'm not in a good mood when I'm broken up in love, and my expression may be fierce when I refuse, and my boss's eyes are full of tears.It’s not me, our boss is really good-looking, he’s actually a nice person, and he doesn’t use his power to rule me. If I didn’t know my crush, he would have taken him to bed long ago. I’d be embarrassed if he cried like that. , apologized to him and asked him not to touch me, but he took the opportunity to kiss me, and said to me that I would definitely regret it, and he would not touch me if I begged him to touch me. What can I say, I can't laugh or cry I also think he is cute!Rao!I have the heart to resign!I can't be sorry for my crush!

When I was on duty at night, I wanted to confess to my love partner. Although it was impossible for him to agree to me, he still had to make an effort.

As a result, my usual conscientious crush is in the house!Of course!without!Come on, I guess I don’t want to see me, I’m so wronged that I’m about to cry.But our boss came, and he came out of my crush's room, holding my crush's uniform and underwear!

The blow was so great that I almost couldn't control myself. When I thought that my crush might be with someone else, I was very sad and wanted to cry. He is so good and worthy of all the most precious treasures in the world. Although I am not precious,但是好歹也算世上独一份，好想把自己给他，我肯定不会像我老板一样瞎撩，肯定好好爱他，而且我很能打，还抗揍，比我老板更能保护好他, he has no reason not to choose me.

But he just didn't choose me.

I guess I must have looked like a silly loser because my playboy boss came up to me with my crush's clothes and kissed me after teasing me and my crush at the same time.

I guess he wanted to tease me, because I took off my glasses and changed into a uniform, and I still look like a dog, and many people want to have a relationship with me.

I didn’t even bother to hide, so I looked at him quietly. Anyway, I took off my glasses and he couldn’t recognize who I was. I still had a bad idea: If he chases me, I’ll let him break up with my crush, But if I don't agree to him and continue to chase after my crush, that's fine.

In the end, my boss, using the voice and tone unique to my crush, said to me: Day?

...... Rao!How is this going! ! ! ! !

Then I watched in a daze as he changed into the uniform of my crush, finished the shift with me, and finally had a date, and it really was a good day.

You know, my boss is actually my crush. He recognized me a long time ago, but I didn’t recognize him. We are actually two-way crushes. Unfortunately, neither of us dared to confess, so he took advantage of another identity to flirt hard. Me, we got together later, and the tense relationship between colleagues was also resolved.

The only trouble is that now I really beg him to touch me and he doesn't touch me......

Don't say this routine doesn't apply to you!Let me tell you, next door @星样巴暴起rises, originally he also had a tense relationship with his colleagues, but then our direction turned out to be the same!He and his colleague finally got together (by the way, his colleague is also his eldest nephew), the relationship between colleagues does not need to be eased, just being together is fine!

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Zhihu user: Answerer, I just want to ask how you know that the underwear on your boss’s hand belongs to your crush?

It's really not S: ... I swear, I don't have clairvoyance.