Save that bat! [Comprehensive British and American]

Although Injustice Superman had given his Batman a piece of kryptonite, Injustice Bat secretly asked Clark for the piece of kryptonite he brought.

Clark sincerely sighed: As expected of Bruce, there is always a foolproof plan B!

I heard that the Batmen in the DC Theater World next door, from Bruce to Barbara to the four Robins, everyone has a piece of kryptonite, which is already a standard configuration. When Superman is brain-controlled, he stabs his kidney. Everyone always thinks that Superman is The most powerful fighters in the alliance, they didn't even notice the see-through smiles of Batman and Damian!

When the unrighteous bat finished handling the official duties left by Superman, sent the unjust Superman into the red sun room, and personally moved a sofa in to accompany him, Clark left the space-time communication coordinates and bid him farewell.

Because of the support of the unjust superman, Aquaman has turned to Bruce, and the resistance of the unjust woman is useless. No one can fight against two supermen at the same time. She is imprisoned and is about to face a trial against the gods.

The follow-up of this world has been handed over to the unjust bat, and Clark also decided to return to the Marvel world. Before leaving, he hesitated and thought: Am I a little redundant?

When he returned to the Avengers Tower, Clark's feeling of "actually I'm a bit redundant" became even stronger.

His good friend Steve is sitting on the sofa upright. On the left is the handsomely dressed (Clark smells him and wears perfume! Usually he is always covered in motor oil!) Tony exudes charm, and on the right is Tony who looks The Winter Soldier who's rounded up a bit again but insists on covering half of his "I'm not happy" face with a mid-part hairstyle.

On his knees is still squatting on the Stark logo collar, but the three legs still have a face of "I'm not happy".

Seeing Clark return, Captain America gave a genuine smile and tried to stand up to greet him.

But he was held back by two iron arms, one from his best friend Bucky and the other from his ex-crush and current boyfriend Iron Man.

For some reason, Clark felt that Steve's smile seemed a little stiff, like a big golden retriever surrounded by three cats.

He instantly remembered the "shield iron", "shield winter", "cat play", "children" and "Sura field" that had been popularized by Hawkeye.

Clark: "..."

No, stop thinking about Clark!

Clark put his mind away and greeted him cautiously: "Long time no see, cap."

Seeing Eunchao, who had been away for a few days, the savior, Sidi Meow was so excited that he moved to his lap and meowed.

Clark picks it up, and immediately notices that Steve (the big one) is relieved, while Tony's and the Winter Soldier's eyes are on him.

Clark:? ? ? ? ? ?

Stie Mew nestled in Clark's broad chest and started pumping milk against his firm pectoral muscles.

The Winter Soldier's eyes were even more terrifying.

Clark:? ? ? ? ? ?

What the hell happened when I didn't know?

He was rescued by Black Widow, a beautiful red-haired female agent who made both Iron Man and Winter Soldier look away quietly with just one look.

She hugged the puppet with the big breasts of the AFC, and brushed its hair skillfully: "It's just the childish thoughts of little boys, don't worry about it."

This tone is really very heroine.

Clark looked at her trustingly, and then heard the sensible and mature woman say, "Cap and Tony are together."

Clark nodded blankly, he knew this the day he left.

The black widow turned to Stein Meow's "I'm not happy" chubby face to show him. By the way, she gestured to the dark-eyed baby-faced killer Winter Soldier, and said meaningfully: "Like who?"

Clark: ………! ! ! !

He said how this cat is so familiar!Isn't this the Winter Soldier? ? ? ?

"Stark thinks it's his and Cap's... son, but the Winter Soldier insists it's his cat self, so there's a little disagreement."

She pinched Stie Meow's soft kitten paws, and Stie Meow rubbed against her chest with a happy face, and Clark noticed the envious crying eyes of the Winter Soldier's expressionless expression.

Natasha tapped the tip of its nose lightly: "Little villain."

The gossip buddy Hawkeye immediately came over, and after a lot of recommendation from CP Amway of Shield Tieshengzi and the cat-like cuteness of Winter Soldier, Clark finally realized what happened.

As a 40-year-old man who just got a boyfriend, Tony, who is keen to show his affection, must not let Captain America remain in the state of an underground lover, so he decided to make public his baby Steven Stark first, and circle around Shield iron fan, guide the public opinion to prepare for coming out in the future, and give him the favor of the big breasts of the AFC by the way.

As a result, when Captain America tweeted, there were no Iron Man fans, but a bunch of Iron Man fans exploded out. Annoyed, Tony also tweeted himself, and the little fans immediately replied: Iron Man Dad is also on Shield!It's official!Annoyed Tony slammed the phone angrily.

On the other side, the straight man of steel, Winter Soldier, can hold a grudge against even an ordinary princess like Superman, and he must not be able to accept a cat that looks so much like him (and is also called a cat that looks like Steve and Steve) The fact that Tucker’s boy’s name) actually stepped on Captain America’s big breasts, but Steve just likes these guys with big breasts, such as Steve, Natasha, Clark, and the Winter Soldier There is no way to control a cat from stepping on a man's tits. Once Tony posted this tweet, the Winter Soldier who automatically became gay became even more aggrieved.

The Winter Soldier proposed: Meow can stay, but it must be renamed, and he and Natasha must take care of it.

Tony disagrees: Meow is mine, Natasha is mine, you are mine, I raise them.

They both regard each other as lifelong enemies, but because the two old Popsicles both know Tony's father, and their friend Steve has an eldest nephew, the Winter Soldier is overwhelmed in terms of momentum, which is reasonable and unreasonable .

In the end, the two discussed it, and both wanted Steve to make a decision: who will raise this cat.

Steve, caught between his best friend who just got back and his boyfriend who just confessed his love: "..."

Clark looked at him with sympathetic eyes: Thank you for your hard work, captain.