Save that bat! [Comprehensive British and American]

After Clark finished dealing with the despicable raiders, Sol also suppressed the unrest in the dungeon.

As soon as he pushed the door, the mother and ex-girlfriend were in a harmonious atmosphere, discussing the dark history of little Rocky and little Sol.

After listening to a few sentences, Sol actually included the part where Loki announced that he would marry his brother in the future because he was too cute because he was blond and blue-eyed, and even his naive wish to become a Valkyrie when he was a child.

And three meters away, his good teammate Superman Clark is like an upright and vigilant Labrador, patrolling and guarding is more competent than his real son/ex-boyfriend, but his distorted facial expression and slightly twitching mouth are perfectly exposed It got rid of the entanglement that he wanted to laugh but couldn't laugh at the moment.

Thor: "..."

He stepped forward and said to Frigg: "Mother, the dark elves have sneaked into the hall, and father is very worried about you."

Frigg gave him a tender kiss: "I'll go see him, Saul, and entertain your friends well."

After the elegant queen left, Sol helplessly covered his forehead with his palm: "Laugh, laugh, I don't care about this, I just thought Valkyrie was beautiful and powerful, and could protect everyone, how could I know A man cannot be a Valkyrie."

The upright Clark tried hard to press the corners of his mouth: "Of course I won't laugh at you. I was much naive when I was a child. Children are always so innocent and cute... Well, I mean, you have become stronger since you were a child." belief, which is admirable, well, that's it."

Sol: "...Thank you."

Clark asked again: "How is the battle going? I used my super hearing, and it seems that I heard some bad news. I was just worried about the safety of the ladies, so I couldn't help."

"Malekis fled, and he had a fragment of a part of the aether from which Doom was created, and he planned his escape."

He added: "There is another very unfortunate news. I proposed to my father to take Jane into the dark world, meet Malekith, take out the ether particles in her body, and destroy the dark elves in one fell swoop, but my father refused me. He It's too risky."

"Is there no other way?"

Thor shook his head helplessly: "I plan to ask Loki for help. She is good at illusions and can take us out of Asgard. The ether particles must leave her body."

Clark said firmly, "I'll help you too, Saul."

- Loki's hairline -

Sol's younger brother was a tall, lean, handsome young man with black hair and green eyes (Clark discovered that he actually had a lovely, very rare hairline with cat ears!). Unlike Bucky's gray-green pupils, Loki's pupils were That kind of vibrant new green, this green color is simply unreal, like a watery gemstone, in short, it's a mess of beauty.

Forgive Clark for using the words handsome and beautiful to describe him. After all, from his former teammates such as Bruce Arthur to his current teammates such as Steve Logan, including Clark himself, they are all tall and muscular It is obvious that they look like fighters, and although Hawkeye and Tony have a little fat accumulation, the muscle lines of their arms can still be seen, and they can only be described as handsome and fit.

But Loki is like a little prince raised in a palace, noble and elegant with a hint of melancholy, tall and thin with a thin waist and slender legs, and wearing an abstinent attire, basically no obvious muscle direction, he It is suitable for being tall and beautiful, so that everyone who sees him can't help wanting to keep him in captivity.

Of course, this is on the premise that he doesn't speak.

Clark has learned from Saul how naughty, arrogant, smart, cute and rebellious his younger brother is (Saul's original words). He is the same as Jason, they are both insecure and unscrupulous. Children who need to use special methods to attract the attention of adults.

Clark knows they're not bad, it's just the way he expresses it, although that idea lasts until a second before Thor says Loki wants to rule the world.

"You actually have time to see me? Why, why don't you have time to go on a date with your girlfriend?"

"We have broken up."

Loki's eyes brightened in an instant.

Clarke found that Thor's brother Loki showed great enthusiasm for his brother and sister-in-law's breakup.

He tried his best to restrain his joy, but the smile on the corner of his mouth betrayed him. The proud and beautiful little prince raised his chin reservedly even in the dungeon: "Oh? Are you finally tired of that stupid woman in the courtyard?"

The green-eyed little villain rolled his eyes, put his arm on his brother's shoulder with a childish smirk, opened his mouth, and the evil god's silver tongue began to provoke Sol, who could not remember? Which pot to mention, from the inevitability of man-god pairing BE to the 360 ​​five shortcomings of the woman in the atrium, Clark was stunned and dizzy, and almost believed his evil.

After seeing Sol's complexion, he reacted quickly and said in disbelief: "Could it be that she dumped you? How dare she! This stupid ant in the courtyard has no taste or appreciation!"

After finishing speaking, he snorted coldly with a bad complexion, and gritted his teeth unconsciously.

He looked even angrier than his brother who was dumped.

He was even angrier when he heard that his brother asked him to help with troubles, so he went to the dark elves' territory to take out the ether particles in Jian's body.

"You are really nostalgic, brother, whether it's Jane or me."

Clark: Excuse me, is there something wrong with this comparison?

Loki didn't feel that something was wrong, he continued:

"Oh no, I'm not your brother, what did you say, I was adopted."

"Is this woman so important to you?"

Sol repeated one sentence: "You are my brother and always will be."

It works really well.

When the pair of god brothers bickered all the way to Asgard, they finally encountered a wave of patrolling guards. Clark just wanted to remind him, but when he turned his head, he saw that Sol had his brother covered his mouth and pressed him against the wall with a standard wall dong , and paid special attention to putting his hands behind his brother's head to prevent him from bumping his head.

Then, in a few sentences, he put on a special handcuff that looked very delicate and interesting to his brother.

Clark: "..."

Rotten eyes look at people.

Clark could barely hold back his eyes.

The author has something to say:

Charles: Huh?Why are there two IOUs on the table

Open it up and take a look:

On x month x, x year, the battle against Hydra lost xxxxxxxx US dollars, and the money is not enough, so I owe it first.

— Superman Clark

On x month x, year x, a hardcover lounge was destroyed by the caretaker Winter Soldier. The money is not enough, so I owe it first.

- Caretaker Clark

Charles: With tears in my eyes, this kid is too honest, no need, I have money, Scott, send these two IOUs back to him, and the delivery address is Stark Tower

The next day

Superman went on a mission early in the morning, and the courier was delivered to his room first.

Bruce, who has just woken up for two days and adjusted to his new life, is about to raise Clark again from scratch: What happened to the alien?

Open it and take a look

Bruce: ...

Bruce: Break up!