Save that bat! [Comprehensive British and American]

Clark arrived at the Avengers Tower in three seconds. He pushed open the window of his room, took a look at Bruce first, and completed the daily task-kissing the sleeping Batman, then changed his shirt and went downstairs.

Steve still stayed in S.H.I.E.L.D. and did not come back. Clark's super hearing told him that Hawkeye was riding a horse with his daughter, and Black Widow went to the beauty salon.

In the empty hall, there were only Tony and another tall blond man. They were sitting at the dining table. Tony had red wine in one hand and donuts in the other, happily stealing sweets behind Captain America’s back, while the blond man with big breasts had no image. Some are eating chicken legs.

Hearing the sound of Clark coming downstairs, they looked up from the food at the same time, and Tony hid the half-eaten donut in a second.

He reacted quickly and preemptively: "Clark, why didn't you accompany Old Popsicle No. [-] to watch your head, but ran back halfway? I want to tell the captain!"

Why?Because the honest Superman is too embarrassed to eat.

Clark floated over and confiscated his donuts, disapproving: "Steve knows about this, and he told me to watch your sugar intake, Tony, you really can't eat donuts anymore , I scanned it, and your waistline has increased by at least three centimeters compared to when I first moved in."

"This is impossible!!!" Tony sat up straight for a second, took a deep breath, and said firmly: "Even if Tony Stark has a small belly, it is the most perfect! What's more, they are still abdominal muscles now."

"What? I clearly saw—"

"Shut up, Clark, 'yes that's right' is enough at this point."

That line is damn Batman!

Clark subconsciously held back: "...Yes, that's right."

On the other side, the blond man had already finished his dinner, and he watched with great interest as Tony knocked Clark out of his voice, and then he laughed: "My friend, this is our new member, Superman?"

Clark had seen his materials and videos before, and immediately realized that this was Thor, a god from Northern Europe. He had a handsome appearance and a rough outline. He wore medieval armor and a red cloak. His body was strong and fit, almost the same as Clark On par.He still had blond hair that was over his shoulders, loosely tied in half at the back of his head, and a few strands hung down from his temples, the color was brilliant like wheat waves in the sun.Clark noticed that their eyes were similar in color, both deep royal blue, a sexy man who was slovenly and constantly radiating hormones.

Clark himself was gay and started to wander subconsciously when he saw others: Tony is right, he really prefers the blonde hair, blue eyes, big breasts and long legs...

In fact, he is not considered gay. Batman is a rib extracted from Superman by the Creator. They are light and darkness, the junction and the opposite.Clark simply couldn't imagine being with anyone other than Batman.

There is no Superman who doesn't love Batman.

"Keep your eyes under control, Clark."

Clark came back to his senses, and Tony was looking at him thoughtfully with a red wine glass: "I know I'm really hot, but you look like you're going to come out to me in the next second, although I don't really mind it. , but you are really not my aesthetic, even if you are a sweetheart with big breasts."

...well, I know you like blondes.

Clark recalled "Batman's disapproving look" [-] times in his mind to calm himself down completely.

Tony waved the goblet casually to the side, and motioned, "Come on, let me introduce you, this is Thor, one of our avengers, the God of Thor in Norse mythology, PS: single for a thousand years, straight man in the universe."

Saul: "Excuse me, I remember saying that I have a girlfriend?"

Tony sneered unceremoniously: "Girlfriend you haven't seen for three years? I bet she will give you a slap next time we meet... Also, do you have any other topics with her besides your brother? I If it's her, beating you is not enough, you have to beat your brother to vent your anger."

Sol: "..."

He said in embarrassment: "My friend, Loki has realized his mistake, he—"

Tony raised his eyebrows at him: "Still a child over 1000 years old?"

Saul shut up for a second.

Clark was amazed.

When the person being attacked is not yourself, it's cool.

"And you, Clark." Tony snorted, "You old Popsicle's accomplice, thanks to me asking Sol about the Infinity Gem, you still dare to despise my belly, the captain dare not say that !"

Clark: ...

He struggled in his mind for a long time: "Tony, how about tomorrow, you really can't eat sweets today, I can bake you some sugar-free cookies, how about it?"

Thinking of Clark's special cookies, Tony nodded reservedly, brought the red wine to his lips and took a sip: "Well, for the cookies' sake."

Then he said sternly to Clark: "I asked Saul and collected some information. Two of the Infinity Stones meet your requirements, namely the Reality Stone and the Time Stone, but according to the existing records, the ability of the Time Stone It is usually made to act on the user, so don't have too much hope for it, and the reality gem is your goal now, fortunately, there is a record about it in Asgard, Sol will help you get it later come over."

"But don't get too excited. The Reality Gem is the most difficult to use. All scientific codes and laws of nature are meaningless in front of it, and... what I am most worried about is that the power of the Gem may only be applied to our world " Tony said seriously: "If you leave this universe, its power may be deprived by your universe rules, that is to say, only by staying in this universe can your partner be resurrected."

"I can stay here, or travel through the universe." Clark's expression became serious, and he said slowly: "As long as Bruce stays with me, these are not problems. But I have to go back to my universe, there is another Superman, he's waiting for the same news as I am."

Sol: "??"

He said blankly: "My friend, should you explain to me what is this universe?"

"...Actually, we happened to be talking about this topic just now." Tony stood on tiptoe and grabbed his shoulder with difficulty: "Come on, let me give you a popular science about our superman, and talk to your middle school second brother later." , the next time we die, we will use the ultimate weapon - the steel carat rabbit, and give him a special favor with 360 degrees without dead ends."

Steel Carat Rabbit: ...

Speaking of which, he obviously sent a message, why didn't he get a share of the takeaway?

Clark went into the kitchen and baked double cookies. He saved one for Tony and Sol, and packed one for Professor X. As for the Winter Soldier...he would remember to order takeaway for him.

Clark kissed Bruce one more time, then soared into the air.

His eyes brightened, and his heart seemed to be immersed in warm water, allowing the warm current of strength to flow through his limbs and bones.

Because he already has a clear enough goal, for Batman.

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Amitabha, woke up at seven o'clock, the noise refreshed me.