Save that bat! [Comprehensive British and American]

Given enough time, cats will surely conquer the earth.

In fact, they only need to conquer Superman. This is really a very simple thing. As long as these little fluffy things raise their heads, open their watery eyes wide, and softly meow, Superman stuck in alien rescue dog mode is basically in a state of mind control.

"Rao, I can't believe it, I actually have my own cat!" Superman's ears were red, and a girlish heart and some indescribable fantasies filled his mind: "Call it Bruce, Brucey baby."

"Let me ask you a question."

Tony, who was shown his face, made a stop gesture, and he asked imposingly: "Cat food, cat litter, cat climbing frame, whose money are these spent on?"

Clark was at a loss: "...Um, yours?"

Tony: "Who made its prosthetics?"

He also pointed to the Stark-marked painting on the metal cat's claw by the way.

(This act of marking possessions makes Clark instantly think of Batman, and the two control freaks are just as cute.)

Tony hit it three times: "So who's raising this cat?"

Clark was dumbfounded: "...you are raising it."

Tony snapped his fingers: "Very well, from now on, it's called Steve, Steve Stark."

Then he hugged the puppet with "I'm not happy" written in its cold eyes, ignored its crazily rejecting little paw, kissed it forcefully, and said forcefully, "Come on, Steve, call Dad quickly. "

Clark was dumbfounded.

Captain America on the side: "..."

Never thought it would work like this.

Steve said with difficulty: "Tony, you have to reconsider this proposal...it was brought back by Clark, should we listen to his opinion?"

"He has no objection." Tony rolled his eyes, but when he saw the captain with a complicated face, he sighed reluctantly: "Okay, cap...Clark wants to call it Bruce, right? Now let's put it together and call it Bruce Steve Stark."

Clark: "..."

He thought desperately: Batman will kill me, he will surely shoot a kryptonite bullet through my head when he hears this name!

And, wouldn't Bruce Kent, or Bruce Al, sound better?

He said with a strong desire to survive: "Actually, I think Steve Stark is a good name... To prevent confusion, I will also call you cap in the future, Steve."

Tony proudly stroked the cat's tail twice. He looked at the flushed Captain America, deliberately, and said in a playboy-specific flirtatious tone: "Is it comfortable, Steve—I hope this prosthetic arm won't Affect your stepping on milk."

Steve was so ashamed and angry!

He got up quickly, and said dryly: "I'll go to see Bucky, and bring him some dinner by the way, he must be starving."

Tony stroked Stie Mew's fur, turned to look at Clark, and then showed a ambiguous, knowing smile: "You want to call him Bruce? Small town boy, don't think I don't know what you're thinking. Now come Tell me, is Bruce your nickname or a safe word?"

Before Steve went out, Clark quickly called out: "I'll accompany you, cap! My speed is very fast, I hope Sergeant Barnes can eat his dinner soon!"

The two busty sweethearts squeezed together on Steve's Harley.

Clark swears the back seat of the bike sank!

He looked back at the Stark Tower behind him with lingering fear, and then asked hesitantly, "...Is it a little crowded?"

"What? I think it's okay." Steve smiled and said, "Don't be so nervous, it's my first time bringing someone."

Clark floated up a little quietly, deciding to leave this first for Tony.

- Loki's cat ear hairline -

When they arrived at S.H.I.E.L.D., Fury just came out of the seminar room, and he patted Steve on the shoulder: "I have good news for you, Captain."

Steve reacted quickly: "Bucky's memory recovered?"

"Not so fast, cap, but we've got an idea."

Fury handed him a stack of materials: "Have you heard of Professor X? The one who is committed to making mutants and ordinary people live in peace. Let Superman go. No one but him can ensure that the Winter Soldier will not escape halfway. "

"I know him. His name is often heard in the news. He seems to be a noble and gentle scholar." Captain America took the stack of reports and flipped through them carefully, then said excitedly: "About spirit and memory. He's an expert—please, Clark."

Clark took a look. The photo on the profile showed a young man with thick hair and a handsome appearance. He definitely didn't look more than 25 years old. I couldn't imagine that he was already a professor.

Clark continued to look down.

Ability assessment: telepathy (preliminary judgment has the ability of mental manipulation)

Clark with negative magic resistance: ...

Clark said with difficulty: "...Okay, Steve."

They then walked into the brig where S.H.I.E.L.D. was holding the Winter Soldier.

The Winter Soldier had an unhappy face, and his gray-green eyes were fixed on Clark, obviously remembering the dark history of being caught in the air by Superman like a cat.

Seeing Clark look over, his metal left arm shook menacingly.

Clark noticed that the once ruthless, athletic, tall, lean Winter Soldier, with more than a week of inactivity and overfeeding, had visibly rounded cheeks, and when he was angry, he looked like a A hamster with puffy cheeks, or a chubby winter cat with eye makeup!

What's the matter with being a little familiar?

Clark refused to recall this weird sense of familiarity, he said in surprise: "He, has he gained weight!"

Steve was like an old father who was worried about his son. He said lovingly, "Is there any? I think he is really too thin. When he recovers his memory, I will make up for him."

Clark: "..."

He said with difficulty: "You're right, cap, I'm leaving now, I hope we can come back soon."

Captain America gave him a gentle smile: "Bon voyage, Clark."

"……thanks."

The author has something to say:

small theater

Steve Meow Stark grew bigger and bigger, and the broken leg and my unhappy face looked more and more familiar.

Tony: This meow...why does it look more and more like a baji?

Occasionally, Captain America tweets, and the comments explode in an instant, and a bunch of little fans shout: Wow!Shield winter!Dun Dong gave birth to a child!

Tony:? ? ? ? ?

The next day, he made a steel golden retriever with exactly the same blue eyes as Steve!I also specially chose red, blue and white three-color painting!

Tweeted with confidence.

Sure enough, the comments exploded again: Wow!super iron!Super iron hair candy!

Tony:? ? ? ? ?

Angry tablet!