Save that bat! [Comprehensive British and American]

Captain America was preparing lunch in the kitchen. He said it was lunch, but it was already two o'clock in the afternoon. God knows how many things he experienced in one morning.

From the Winter Soldier to Clark, his amnesiac comrades and superheroes from an alternate universe, everything wears him down.

Clark didn't sit in the lobby waiting like Hawkeye and the others. He was a gentle and careful person. He knew that his presence would make them unconsciously alert and nervous, so he got up and ran to the kitchen to help after just a few words. .

Clark is the same as Captain America. If you only look at the appearance, no one would think that these two tall sweethearts with big breasts are actually good at housework.

Clark isn't just good at it, he's even passionate about it.

Bruce's living habits are very irregular, and Afu and Clark are almost worried about it. When Clark moved into Wayne Manor, Afu has completely stood on the same front with him.The true mastermind of the Justice League world is prescient, turning Clark, who can only bake apple pie, into a new all-around butler who can make cookies and supervise Bruce's meals on time.

Clark loves the good life of holding a cookie and occasionally threatening Bruce—such as not being able to stay in bed to attend the board meeting (although it usually doesn't work and ends up super-speeding Bruce to the company).

Clark stood at the door of the kitchen, watching the tall blond-haired and blue-eyed man skillfully prepare lunch, while Tony standing next to him was like a corgi who was interested in disturbing the master's every action, pinching it for a while in the name of helping Squeezing his shoulder (Clark saw the muscles under Captain America's tight T-shirt tense quickly) and then stole a piece of raw material and put it in his mouth, which perfectly explained what it meant to be a disservice.

Captain America didn't seem to care about it. His emotions, which were immersed in sadness and pain, slowly eased, which allowed him to return to that confident and firm state.

He first gently coaxed Iron Man to continue his physical exercise, and told him euphemistically after Tony blew up that it was not because he disliked his little belly, but because he was worried that he might not be able to continue to exercise himself after eating so many high-calorie foods. Tucked into the battle armor (Clark really thinks this sentence sounds familiar).

Then he tried to get his teammate, who seemed to be impatient to wait, to wash his hands first, and then steal food when he came back, but Tony refused to leave and began to ask him to feed, so he pinched a piece of ham and put it in the rich man with a mustache mouth.

Clark: ...

This strange sense of familiarity emerged again.

He was so eager to survive that he didn't interrupt the harmonious couple. He washed his hands first, then scanned the refrigerator and kitchen with x-sight, found all the raw materials, and silently began to prepare cookies.

He has noticed that his new friends seem to love desserts, and Ah Fu's special cookies are sure to please them very much.

as predicted.

After lunch, everyone formed a circle with a small plate of cookies and sincerely praised Clark's craftsmanship.

Clark felt that Hawkeye's favorability for him must have increased by more than ten percentage points. He quickly grabbed the stack that seemed to be more, and gave Clark a thumbs up without hesitation after taking a bite: "I Starting to like you, Superman... oh my god, have you ever been a pastry chef?"

Clark accepted the compliment very happily, clasping his hands on his knees, blinking his beautiful blue eyes: "No, sir. I'm glad you like this, in fact, I'm not a superhero." Time to be a reporter."

Tony has already gnawed off two small cookies very quickly, and even hid a donut. He pulled a tissue, wiped his mouth gracefully, and picked up a cup of coffee: "Interview yourself? Use your Exclusive interview with Superman made headlines?"

"I'm afraid that's unlikely, Tony."

Clark laughed: "I'm in charge of the current affairs page. If you were in my world, you might be on my interview list."

"Then you should be very honored."

Tony Billionaire Playboy Genius Stark, he propped his chin and raised the corners of his lips proudly: "Not every reporter has the opportunity to interview me."

Hawkeye added meaningfully for him: "It must be those beautiful girls with blond hair, blue eyes, big breasts and long legs. After interviewing them, they can have a hot night by the way."

Clark: ...

He said dryly, "Rao, this sounds really familiar."

Isn't that what Gotham baby Brucey is doing every day when Bruce isn't Batman?

He and Captain America looked at each other, and the two upright old virgins showed exactly the same, extremely sad expressions.

Tony was glanced at by the captain's condemning gaze, and immediately, like a cat with a blown fur, sharply accused Hawkeye of changing the subject: "You look envious?"

Hawkeye, who has a wife and a daughter, immediately sat upright: "I am envious of the captain. You see, he has been single for 90 years. Natasha introduced him to a partner before. Now, is he out of singles? Natasha Sarah gave up on saving him!"

Captain America covered his face, looking very headache: "Clint Button!"

Hawkeye: "I'm telling the truth! How does it feel to be single for 90 years? Share it with everyone cap!"

Steve said helplessly: "It's not bad, Agent Patton. You must know that I have been asleep for many years... And, I don't have any thoughts on this yet."

Tony coughed lightly, and gave Steve a "help you out" look, he reached out and made a gesture of invitation to Clark, and said with a smile: "We are both virgins, why don't you ask our small town boy, At least there is no generation gap between his age and ours?"

Clark, who has been single for 70 years: "..."

Thank you, it feels good.

He said with some embarrassment: "It doesn't actually have any effect? ​​God, why are we discussing this, maybe I would rather talk about other things... And I need to correct it, Tony, I am really too old to be called As a boy, I was only 12 years younger than Bruce."

Tony thought of Bruce, who was at least 70 years old in the recuperation barn, with a collapsed world view: "!!!"

He was shocked: "But you look like you are only 30 years old?! You have been frozen like the captain? Or is it the alien's racial advantage, the longer you are, the younger you are or something?"

"Calm down, Tony." Clark said frankly, "Under the yellow sun's rays, I'm close to immortality."

"..."

Handsome, powerful, and immortal.

He's got everything a human could hope for, but Tony just thinks that, for a moment, this mighty Kryptonian looks hopeless and alone.But soon, some scattered things gathered on him again, and he was as gentle and hopeful as before.

No one except him seemed to notice this, and they all marveled at his immortality, ranging from envy to horror.

After the envy for the first time, everyone realized the sadness and horror of eternal life.As if forgotten by time, Steve especially understands this.

But Clark doesn't need sympathy, he doesn't need help, he has enough will and ability to keep going, he's just telling them a fact, that's all.

Tony was stunned, and after a while, he tugged at his tie and said deeply, "About you and your world, maybe you should tell us more... Also, you overturned all my moving feelings." ! Now I'm breaking up with you for 5 minutes!"

The author has something to say:

Stupid me, I forgot that Jarvis was still there before Ultron, and it wasn't Friday yet.Silently changed it, you guys didn't see it...

Jiyou: I had a dream, traveled to Marvel and dragged Baji who was being brainwashed down and asked him to sign an autograph for me

Me: What did the Winter Soldier sign you, Winter Soldier?Another hydra stamp?

Friends: No, I will let him sign Sebastian Stan, otherwise no one will recognize him when he comes back and shows it

I:? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ?

Don't worry!Master will wake up!It's only been a month!It's only half a day to enter the main line!Mo Fang! ! ! ! !Love still has to be talked about!Can you take a look at the shield iron first!Although US team 3 is about to be abused, it is still very harmonious now!

There is also this article, which will not blacken every character, and will try to make up for my regrets about Marvel DC, such as the Red Hood of Rocky Winter Soldier (except Thanos is right, I just want to neng him)

(And I really can't write what I think in my head, I'm a pure science dog!)

Tony may be even angrier in US Team 3 because Steve chose to hide from him. It would be great if the US team chooses to believe that he can accept all this. Tony will be angry, but he is rational. The captain attaches too much importance to Bucky. Instead, it made Tony even more sad. He was not worth it for his father. It can only be said that it was caused by the character and experience of the characters. Wait for them to calm down.

I'm thinking about restoring this part of the plot, the civil war is definitely inevitable, but I want to be nicer to Tony, at least when he sees the video/knows the truth, it's not just the captain and the winter soldier by his side.

I like all the characters, Captain and Tony... Is it true that only marriage can avoid civil war?