Raiders run to the fairy with the ball

Donglai Inn is full of guests and friends.

Yun Zhang and Ming Ge picked up a hardwood square table in the corner of the hall and sat down. The young man with a white cotton cloth on his shoulders immediately leaned over and nodded and bowed with a smile on his face. "What do you two want to eat? The shop has everything you need."

Yunzhang's face was serious, and he said with confidence: "Rice rice, rice, yellow beams, turtles, Pao lamb, Zhe pulp, fat beef tendon, fried scorpion."

"What, what?!" The boy stammered and dug his ears, looking at Yun Zhang strangely.

"Rice rice cakes, millet wheat, yellow beams, soft-shelled turtles, pao lambs, zhe pulp, fat beef tendon, fried hong zhi." Yunzhang returned a serious look, "Didn't you say that you have everything you need?"

Boy: "..." Finding fault on purpose?

Mingo suppressed a smile in his heart, and said: "Steamed mandarin fish, white jade shrimp soup, marinated beef, refreshing seasonal vegetables, and a pot of chrysanthemum wine."

The boy's face finally became normal, he nodded again and again, said "I'll be here soon", turned around and shouted the name of the dish, and went to the back kitchen, but he thought in his heart, isn't that beautiful young man in green shirt crazy?

Yun Zhang rested his hands on his knees, pinched his fingers, and pursed his mouth slightly, showing a bit of unwillingness.Mingo stretched out his fingers and made a "two" at him, proudly said: "The second one."

The corners of Yun Zhang's lips pursed more obviously, and his left cheek bulged slightly.

Mingo said in a low voice: "The book you read is at least 1000 years old. It's all from the past, so they naturally don't understand it."

Yun Zhang lowered his eyelids depressedly.

"The book taught you to come to the inn to inquire about news?" Mingo noticed that Yunzhang had been staring at the plaques on both sides of the street before, and would slow down when he found the word "inn". Not only did he slow down his pace, but the tip of his nose moved, and then he came in.

Although Donglai Inn is not the best in the capital, it is also among the top five, which shows that this young Nine Heavens Immortal is very keen.

"It's urgent, so I'm not prepared enough." Yunzhang whispered, with a slight grievance in his tone, "But in the final analysis, it's because I'm inexperienced and didn't think carefully."

Mingo laughed. It seems that not all the gods and gods are superior, and not all the phoenixes are domineering. For example, this one is not only sharp, but also very sincere, and knows how to reflect on himself.

Really good.

In particular, he was born with a delicate face, but he spoke with gentleness and sincerity, which immediately reduced the usual coldness and alienation of this beautiful woman, appearing kind and natural, and arousing pity.

After a while, the dishes came.

Steamed mandarin fish is a whole fish, steamed in boiling water at high temperature, the eyes of the fish burst out, the tail is raised, and the body of the fish is separated three times with a kitchen knife. At this time, the cracks are more open, stuffed with shredded ginger and spring onion, and then mixed with sauce and As soon as the boiling oil is poured, the fish body is crystal clear, and the fragrance is overflowing.

White jade shrimp soup is soft tofu and shrimp boiled, thickened with salt and pepper, the soup is as thick as jade, the tofu and shrimp are white and red, and the grains are full.

The marinated beef slices are as thin as crystal, and piled up like peony petals into hillocks. The center of the hill is decorated with coriander, and the sauce on the side can be dipped or poured.

Refreshing Seasonal Vegetables is a plate of crispy bamboo shoots. The shredded green bamboo shoots are covered with red oil, sprinkled with pepper, sesame, and crushed peanuts. The color is bright and the smell is refreshing.

"Steamed mandarin fish, salty, fresh and nutritious. The cold dish is hot and sour, and the beef sauce is slightly spicy. If you don't like spicy, you can leave it alone. The soup is slightly numb." Able to take care of the Nine Heavens Immortal, who has never seen the world, and take care of him to have a bite of every kind, and immediately fall in love with the fireworks in the human world.

However, Yun Zhang did not move.

Mingo's chopsticks reaching for the beef stopped in mid-air.

He leaned forward, and said in a low voice: "I know that you, Phoenix, are picky. These are signature dishes, with fresh ingredients and exquisite craftsmanship, so you won't be able to eat them. They're all here, you can try them."

The resignation and depression on Yunzhang's face are still there, but Mingo's persuasion is fruitless.He had no choice but to sigh, and said earnestly: "Good Fenghuang, if you want to inquire about news, you must go to the countryside and do as the Romans do."

After a while, Yunzhang frowned with difficulty, as if he had made a very painful decision, then stretched out his slender fingers slowly, picked up the chopsticks stiffly, and started with the steamed mandarin fish with great inexperience. Each dish wheel picks up a little bit and puts them into the mouth one by one.

The Dragon Clan often laughed at the Feng Clan's hypocrisy in private, Mingo saw it very funny, and deliberately asked: "How?"

Yunzhang finished chewing slowly, swallowed slowly, picked up the chrysanthemum wine glass slowly, touched it to his lips, put down his chopsticks slowly, and put his hands back on his knees.

"But err."

Mingo smiled to himself, drank and ate vegetables, and remained silent.

Suddenly, there was a slap on the sounding wood, and the storyteller of the inn appeared on the stage, telling a story about King Wu defeating Zhou.

The extravagance of wine ponds and meat forests, the temptation of glamorous fox demons, the generosity of the righteous teacher, and the consummation of victory and conferred gods are all unfolded one by one in the ups and downs of the tone, full of high-spirited emotions and just the right setting.

The diners applauded repeatedly, Mingo listened with a smile while sipping his beer, while Yunzhang secretly explored in his indifferent expression.

After the book is finished, the diners are still full of ideas, from the ancient discussions to the present——

"Daji, who charms the king, probably exists in the palace now. The Holy Majesty suddenly cast the queen into the cold palace, it must be a monster!"

"At the beginning of next month, there will be a ceremony to worship heaven. The admiral will come to the outskirts of Beijing to thank God for his heir, but a distant cousin of mine has been selected for the ceremony of offering sacrifices to heaven. He has lived in the palace for the past two months. There is no concubine pregnant at all!"

"Think about it, the queen's mother's family is an important official of the court, and her elder brother, Lord Su Tingwei, is now the Minister of Rites. If there were no evildoers, how could the queen be sent down at will!"

The voices of several people were extremely low, no one could hear them when they left the table, but Yun Zhang and Mingo could hear them clearly.Hearing Su Tingwei's name, Yunzhang looked at Mingo in surprise, and Mingo gave him a knowing smile, and said, "Didn't lie to you, Su Tingwei is indeed my old friend. You sit down first Son, I'm going out to deliver the letter, and I'll see him early tomorrow morning to make things clear."

Yun Zhang was noncommittal, but after confirming that Mingo had left, he looked at the food and wine left on the table, and moved his fingers on his lap.

When Mingo returned to the lobby of the inn, the night was dark, the guests had almost dispersed, and the boys went back and forth to clean up the leftovers. At a glance, there were no clouds.

When he walked to his table, he was startled, "The shopkeeper! Dude! Where are my, my dishes?!"

There is a large crowd, and someone steals the food and wine? !

"What's your order?" The waiter came up to meet him, "What? Your food? Didn't you eat your food?"

Minge was taken aback, and then looked carefully at the table: the steamed mandarin fish and white jade shrimp soup was empty, the main thorn in the middle of the mandarin fish was as clean as new, without a single crumb of meat, the chrysanthemum wine was empty, not a single drop was left, The beef in sauce and the crispy bamboo shoots in cold sauce are each reduced by half.

Mingo's brows instantly relaxed: This phoenix is ​​really naughty.

It is said that Yunzhang went back to the guest room, and Mingo lamented that this phoenix learned so fast that he would ask for a guest room by himself. He went up to the second floor, but he saw that the room that the clerk said was dark, couldn't help but be puzzled.

Trying to push the door, the door opened with a "squeak", and the dragon's eyes were bright. At a glance, he saw Yun Zhang in a blue shirt bent down with a slender waist in the darkness, frowning and studying at the corner lampstand.

Mingo smiled mercilessly.

"I didn't expect, I didn't expect that such a big Qingfeng Shangxian was stumped by mere Fan Deng. Could it be that he was too full and his brain was blocked by eating?"

Yun Zhang hastily stood up straight and turned around, looked at Mingo, who was handsome but had a distorted smile under the warm yellow light in the corridor, opened his mouth, and let out a clear and full belch first.

Mingo suddenly laughed louder.

Touching the small table by the door, he stepped forward with long legs, raised the small object in his hand, pulled off the hat, and blew lightly on the top.

The sparks of fire light up gently.

Mingo held Yunzhang by the cuff, pulled him close to the lampstand, and touched the wick with the torch, and the harmonious flame jumped, and the room was half lit.

"The reasoning buddy should be able to send the guests up, and leave after the arrangements are made." Mingo said.

Yun Zhang raised his arm, took his sleeve back from Mingo's hand, and said coldly, "I refuse."

If I knew it earlier, I wouldn't refuse it.

Mingo pointed to the lampstand in the opposite corner of the room, and signaled with a fire pocket, "Go and try."

Yunzhang didn't obey, he waved his hand blankly, and the lampstand opposite was lit, filling the room with light.

Mingo covered the fire-folded hat, and asked with a smile, "Cast spells at will, so you're not afraid of being discovered by the lurking monster?"

"I can't detect it with just an ignition technique."

"Then you still..."

Yun Zhang raised his eyes and glanced at him, the grievance and unwillingness on his face were almost overflowing, Mingo shut up in time, but he was so happy that he stretched out three fingers to add fuel to the fire.

"The third thing. According to the bet, can I stay by your side and help you investigate the matter of the big demon?"

Yun Zhang didn't speak, walked to the large carved bed and sat down, pulled down one side of the curtain, looked at the dark pattern of peonies embroidered on it and thought: I promised you to deliver the letter, didn't you just agree and ask? .

In fact, he would rather have a helper who is familiar with the human world, and it's not that he's not easy to get along with, it's just that this mysterious dragon is too bullying, and actually let him drink his dragon's gold.However, as time went by, the previous disgusting mood seemed to have faded a bit.

The curtain covered half of the bed, Yunzhang poked his head out and asked, "Do you want to open another room?"

"No need." Mingo put his hands on his hips and moved his long legs to one side, making a chic and hearty gesture, "I don't need to sleep."

Yunzhang said, "I don't need it either."

Mingo smiled, "You are new to the human world, so it's good to feel the taste of the inn."

He knew that Yunzhang was actually very interested in the human world.

"What about you?" Yun Zhang's delicate eyes flickered.

"I'm Xuanlong, I'm bored in such a small house. I'll go out and find a hilltop to lie down on. I'll come to you tomorrow morning." He turned around and went out, leaving Yunzhang to satisfy his curiosity to his heart's content, no need to worry anymore Being laughed at.

After a while, Yunzhang got up and walked around——

After touching all the tea utensils one by one, carefully looking at the details of the landscape screens in the room, the freehand banners hanging on the walls, and the hollowed-out tables and stools scattered around, and fiddled with the arty guqin in the corner, and finally felt a little satisfied. Laughed.

Sit back on the side of the bed, let out the lower abdomen that was closed by the confinement technique, lowered his head and stretched out his fingers to poke on the small protruding arc.There has been no movement since seeing Mingo's pain for the first time.

Puzzled on his delicate face, he lay down on his side, pulled the brand new brocade quilt over a corner, and covered his waist and abdomen.I closed my eyes for a moment, suddenly felt something was wrong, frowned and thought about it, and pointed to the two lampstands, the room was suddenly dark and quiet.

He found a comfortable position, and fell asleep for the first time when he came to the human world with a little discomfort and excitement.

However, there was an omission. In the early morning of the next day, the penniless Nine Heavens Immortal Yunzhang stood in front of the counter in the lobby of the inn, and was treated as someone who ate the king's meal and slept in the king's sleep.

The shopkeeper and the boys rushed forward, and the thugs were waiting behind the counter through a small, cracked door.

However, the Nine Heavens Immortal is worthy of being the Nine Heavens Immortal, Mount Tai collapsed in front of him without changing his face, Yun Zhang looked calm, moved his finger hidden in the sleeve of the blue shirt, raised it, and revealed a brilliant blue feather.

"This feather is precious, you can exchange it for silver." Yun Zhang put the feather on the counter.

"This..." Everyone was stunned, the shopkeeper pulled a young man to him and whispered.The little guy nodded desperately, grabbed his feathers and ran away.

Yunzhang asked: "Can I go?"

The shopkeeper raised his hand to stop him, and said with a smirk: "It's early in the morning, the bearers haven't come out, and it's not convenient for you to go out, so you might as well wait here and drink some water."

Yunzhang found an empty table nearby and sat down calmly, said: "The feathers are really precious, so, can I have the steamed mandarin fish, white jade shrimp soup, and chrysanthemum wine yesterday?"

"Ah?" The shopkeeper's big mouth opened.

He is well-informed, rich and powerful but has nothing to do and loves to pretend to be poor. It is not uncommon for Yunzhang to pretend to be poor. Soothe Yunzhang: "Of course you can." Passed a glass of white water, "It's just early in the morning, the ingredients are not ready yet, I'm afraid slow down, the young master will take care of it."

Yunzhang didn't understand the hypocrisy of secular contacts, so he nodded and took a sip of water.

Not long after, the guy who went to inspect the feathers came back panting, held the feather trembling like a treasure in his palm, looked at Yunzhang who was sitting and drinking water with a complicated face, then rushed to the counter, approached the shopkeeper, and held the feather in his palm. Cover your mouth, wink and lower your voice.

I saw the shopkeeper's half-open mouth opened wider and wider, and his eyes staring at Yunzhang became more and more shocked. He was dumbfounded for a long time, and finally stammered and shouted: "Quick! Serve the wine and food for the young master! Serve the most expensive ones! Go! Personally, rent a rich and noble sedan chair with 16 people carrying splendid flowers!"

The author has something to say: Thank you for following the article!Tomorrow night at 9 o'clock ~ I tried to use the function of sending red envelopes in batches today, everyone should have received it