The call was quickly connected. Qi Yue had been waiting in the background with trepidation. When he saw the caller ID, he immediately picked up the call, and slammed his head and face with a bunch of words: "Xiao Yun? You finished filming? Didn't you get bullied? Did you get bullied? Take advantage of malicious intentions?"
As soon as Qi Yue's voice came out, the audience burst into laughter.
Is this a broker or an old lady?
And that... People with malicious intentions take advantage... Listen, is this a human thing?
Xie Yun was so blocked by him that he couldn't speak, finally found a free time, and said quickly: "Brother Qi, we haven't finished recording yet, and now I am receiving punishment, and I need to call you."
Qi Yue: "What? Accept the punishment? Whoever punished you, tell me and I will help you."
Xie Yun: ...Brother, let's stop talking about it first, you will lose face if you talk about it any further.
Seeing Xie Yun's extremely aggrieved expression, the audience became even more joyful.
After Qi Yue said this sentence filled with righteous indignation, he was suddenly silent for a while, and then asked in a low voice: "Are you still recording?"
Xie Yun: "That's right."
Qi Yue: ...
After a while, Qi Yue's enthusiastic, hearty and normal voice suddenly came from inside: "Hahaha, hello, audience friends, I was joking with our family Xiao Yun just now, and Xiao Yun likes to joke. This is his first time Once in a variety show on Chengzi Channel, I would like to ask the host and audience friends to take care of me, thank you everyone!"
Xie Yun: ... No, it's not me, I don't like to joke.
After speaking, he hung up the phone in a hurry.
The speed is so fast, it seems that the opponent is not an artist under his hands, but a strange alien species that can hunt and kill him through the mobile phone signal.
The audience in the audience, especially Xie Yun's fans, almost burst out laughing.
Xie Yun himself is very salty, and Qi Yue helped him with many things. Over time, Xie Yun's fans became very familiar with this explosive and mournful manager.
Brother Qi, don't be cowardly, just keep going if you have the ability.
Xie Yun looked at the phone he was hung up on, and vaguely felt that he might be beaten to death after returning.
Seeing that Xie Yun's side was over, Wang Meng let him go for the time being, and went to Yunchu: "Yun Da Actor has never published the WeChat list, and I will be the first one to eat crabs this time because of the program group's help." people."
Yun Chu didn't make a decision either, and handed over the phone directly.
When Wang Meng saw the one on the top, his face changed.
The things in this circle, the CP hype and hype are all just a play on the spot, which you know and the audience knows well, but once it is taken seriously, the nature is different.
When he raised his head, he saw Yun Chu was looking at him indifferently.
Wang Meng returned the phone back calmly, and said with a smile: "Yo, it's a coincidence this time, did the Emperor Yun and Xiao Yun just chat before they came to our show?"
Xie Yun seemed to realize something, raised his head to look at Yun Chu's face, and then turned his head hastily.
The two of them hadn't chatted at all during this time, and he didn't even know that he could come this time before he came.
Wang Meng dutifully showed a embarrassed expression: "What should we do? How about we replace someone?"
Holding the phone, Yun Chu tapped it a few times with his slender fingers, and said, "No need, since the rule is the first person, then call the first person."
As soon as the words fell, the phone in Xie Yun's hand rang.
Xie Yun's cell phone ringtone was originally a soothing piano piece. A few days ago, Shen Yang said that he was tired of listening to the ringtone, so he changed it for him. He hadn't heard it himself.
So at this moment, the whole recording venue resounded with a well-known erhu - Erquan Yingyue.
How miserable.
Xie Yun no longer knew whether it was more insane to make a face-to-face phone call, or if the ringtone of the phone was Erquan Yingyue and it was released publicly at the recording site, which was more frustrating.
Xie Yun said that he couldn't answer this question and was already in a daze.
The only thought was to go back and kill Shen Yang and deduct all his bonuses for this month.
To a certain extent, this song still fits his current state of mind very well.
In the end, Xie Yun answered the phone with trembling hands: "Hello?"
Yun Chu couldn't help laughing.
Face-to-face phone calls are a very magical thing, just like two mirrors facing each other, a voice is received and transmitted back and forth by two mobile phones, like countless echoes echoing in the ears, and it seems to be connected to another world.
His own voice was mixed with Yun Chu's laughter, and it rang in Xie Yun's ears clearly and vaguely.
Xie Yun's heart twitched slightly, as if recalling some long-awaited and blurred pictures.
"...The mission failed, the world collapsed..."
"Repeated redemption content... Request to leave... Are you sure..."
"confirm."
But these pictures were too blurry, Xie Yun desperately tried to catch them, but it was all in vain.
The two stood facing each other, and neither of them continued to speak.
Luo Zilin couldn't stand it anymore, and reminded: "Tell me, both of you."
Xie Yun thought for a while, and dryly squeezed out an omnipotent greeting: "...Have you eaten yet?"
"Not yet," Yunchu replied, and invited, "Do you want to have dinner together after the recording?"
The audience in the audience: Hey, this is not accepting punishment, it is clearly an excuse to seduce people.
Xie Yun politely declined: "No need, brother Qi is still waiting for me in the background."
It's very similar to when a puppy fell in love, the boy asked the girl out for dinner, but the girl said that her mother told her to go home on time.
Qi Yue: Universal Shield jpg
Yun Chu said without hesitation: "It's okay, let him go back by himself, and I'll take you back."
Yunyun cp fan: Hello, 120?Someone here got stoned to death with sugar.Several people?Many people, you remember to send a few more cars.
Seeing that the film king of Yunda is becoming less and less human, Wang Meng, the only one who knows the truth, can only come out bitterly to smooth things over: "Okay, okay, you two want to eat and talk elsewhere, we are all hungry to record the show, talk about eating It's so immoral."
Luo Zilin also followed her partner closely: "By the way, is there a midnight snack tonight? If not, I'll complain to the leader tomorrow."
Wang Meng immediately seized the clue and shouted in the direction of the camera: "Brother Camera, did you record it? From now on, it will be a testimony in court."
After being made such a fuss by the two hosts, the two of them hung up the phone without saying anything.
Several people were noisy for a while, and the two hosts saw that the time was almost up, and announced that they had entered the last game of the night.
The name of the last game is finally not so literal, it is very concise, it is called "Placement Thinking".
In fact, it is to let a few guests try to play roles that do not belong to them in "Ruji".
After hearing the rules, Lingyue jumped out excitedly: "Me! I want to switch roles with Director Lu!"
And immediately used the same pre-emptive tactics as Jiang Yu: "There is no rule that says you can't switch roles with the director!"
Wang Meng: ...why are the guests this year so naughty?It's too difficult to carry.
Seeing the host nodding his head with difficulty, Lingyue immediately felt happy.
Finally, I can take my revenge openly and honestly, hehehehe.
Jiang Yu glanced at Lingyue enviously.
He also really wanted to try his hand at directing.
Lu Cheng originally wanted to continue to eat melons off the stage, and by the way, give a spur of love to the actors who came out of his hands, but he didn't expect that he would be involved in it, and he was deprived of his identity as a director with Ling Yue's few words .
So angry.
He decided to fight for it, and reasoned it out: "Well, Xiao Ling, if you are the director, then what should I be?"
Lingyue has already entered the director's state at this time: "Of course it is the heroine!"
Lu Cheng: ...
The people around were laughing like crazy.
The remaining three people switched with each other, Jiang Yu played the leading actor Gongsun Moyan, Xie Yun played Luo Jin, and Yun Chu played the leading actor Xie Yao.
Anyway, it wasn't Lingyue who acted by herself, so Lingyue started to play up to her heart's content. The first scene she chose was the one where the hero confessed to the heroine.
The scripts are all prepared by the show long ago, and variety shows pursue a sense of variety, so there is no need to be too obsessed with acting skills
Jiang Yu and the vicissitudes-faced Lu Cheng looked at each other for a while, thinking of those lingering lines and Lu Cheng's disrespect towards them on the set, Jiang Yu finally couldn't help but discuss with Ling Yue with a disheveled face: "Sister Ling Yue, how about we change one game?"
Lingyue was already laughing beside her so much that she couldn't take care of herself. Hearing this, she reluctantly stopped laughing, showing the majesty of the director: "As an actor, the first thing to do is to respect the script, and you can't let any external factors affect your restoration of the script! "
Lu Cheng felt a toothache and a headache when he heard the familiar lines coming out of the girl's mouth.
Jiang Yu could only read his lines to Lu Cheng bitterly: "I have followed me all these years, thank you for your hard work."
Lu Cheng cheered blankly: "It's not hard, left and right is for our original promise."
Jiang Yu looked at Lu Cheng's face and continued to read: "I remember that you were only 16 years old when you first entered the WTO, and it was the time when your daughter's family was the most delicate. Now more than ten years have passed. How time flies."
Comparing the two, it seems that Jiang Yu is more delicate.
Lu Cheng said angrily: "Could it be that Your Majesty despises me for being old?"
When Jiang Yu heard this line that was not in the script, and then saw Lu Chengfei's winking eyes, his expression gradually panicked and collapsed.
So, he finally turned black.
He nodded: "That's right, you are old and not fit to serve me. I heard that the Leng Palace is very beautiful, and there is a big black dog with smooth fur inside, why don't you move in someday. "
Lu Cheng gave him a look of "a child can be taught", and continued to talk nonsense: "You can't sleep without your majesty's concubines, why don't your majesty move in with me, how about it?"
Variety show, it's over if you're happy, what kind of bicycle do you want.
The subsequent lines gradually collapsed to the point of being unhearable, and the audience laughed louder and louder.When the two of them started to think about the dog meat hot pot issue of the dog in the Lenggong, director Lingyue, the instigator, finally got over his breath and announced the pass of the show.
The author has something to say: When everyone sees the update, the stupid author has already rushed to the front line of the all-night paper. Let us wish her not to die suddenly and her hair is black and thick, amen!
As soon as Qi Yue's voice came out, the audience burst into laughter.
Is this a broker or an old lady?
And that... People with malicious intentions take advantage... Listen, is this a human thing?
Xie Yun was so blocked by him that he couldn't speak, finally found a free time, and said quickly: "Brother Qi, we haven't finished recording yet, and now I am receiving punishment, and I need to call you."
Qi Yue: "What? Accept the punishment? Whoever punished you, tell me and I will help you."
Xie Yun: ...Brother, let's stop talking about it first, you will lose face if you talk about it any further.
Seeing Xie Yun's extremely aggrieved expression, the audience became even more joyful.
After Qi Yue said this sentence filled with righteous indignation, he was suddenly silent for a while, and then asked in a low voice: "Are you still recording?"
Xie Yun: "That's right."
Qi Yue: ...
After a while, Qi Yue's enthusiastic, hearty and normal voice suddenly came from inside: "Hahaha, hello, audience friends, I was joking with our family Xiao Yun just now, and Xiao Yun likes to joke. This is his first time Once in a variety show on Chengzi Channel, I would like to ask the host and audience friends to take care of me, thank you everyone!"
Xie Yun: ... No, it's not me, I don't like to joke.
After speaking, he hung up the phone in a hurry.
The speed is so fast, it seems that the opponent is not an artist under his hands, but a strange alien species that can hunt and kill him through the mobile phone signal.
The audience in the audience, especially Xie Yun's fans, almost burst out laughing.
Xie Yun himself is very salty, and Qi Yue helped him with many things. Over time, Xie Yun's fans became very familiar with this explosive and mournful manager.
Brother Qi, don't be cowardly, just keep going if you have the ability.
Xie Yun looked at the phone he was hung up on, and vaguely felt that he might be beaten to death after returning.
Seeing that Xie Yun's side was over, Wang Meng let him go for the time being, and went to Yunchu: "Yun Da Actor has never published the WeChat list, and I will be the first one to eat crabs this time because of the program group's help." people."
Yun Chu didn't make a decision either, and handed over the phone directly.
When Wang Meng saw the one on the top, his face changed.
The things in this circle, the CP hype and hype are all just a play on the spot, which you know and the audience knows well, but once it is taken seriously, the nature is different.
When he raised his head, he saw Yun Chu was looking at him indifferently.
Wang Meng returned the phone back calmly, and said with a smile: "Yo, it's a coincidence this time, did the Emperor Yun and Xiao Yun just chat before they came to our show?"
Xie Yun seemed to realize something, raised his head to look at Yun Chu's face, and then turned his head hastily.
The two of them hadn't chatted at all during this time, and he didn't even know that he could come this time before he came.
Wang Meng dutifully showed a embarrassed expression: "What should we do? How about we replace someone?"
Holding the phone, Yun Chu tapped it a few times with his slender fingers, and said, "No need, since the rule is the first person, then call the first person."
As soon as the words fell, the phone in Xie Yun's hand rang.
Xie Yun's cell phone ringtone was originally a soothing piano piece. A few days ago, Shen Yang said that he was tired of listening to the ringtone, so he changed it for him. He hadn't heard it himself.
So at this moment, the whole recording venue resounded with a well-known erhu - Erquan Yingyue.
How miserable.
Xie Yun no longer knew whether it was more insane to make a face-to-face phone call, or if the ringtone of the phone was Erquan Yingyue and it was released publicly at the recording site, which was more frustrating.
Xie Yun said that he couldn't answer this question and was already in a daze.
The only thought was to go back and kill Shen Yang and deduct all his bonuses for this month.
To a certain extent, this song still fits his current state of mind very well.
In the end, Xie Yun answered the phone with trembling hands: "Hello?"
Yun Chu couldn't help laughing.
Face-to-face phone calls are a very magical thing, just like two mirrors facing each other, a voice is received and transmitted back and forth by two mobile phones, like countless echoes echoing in the ears, and it seems to be connected to another world.
His own voice was mixed with Yun Chu's laughter, and it rang in Xie Yun's ears clearly and vaguely.
Xie Yun's heart twitched slightly, as if recalling some long-awaited and blurred pictures.
"...The mission failed, the world collapsed..."
"Repeated redemption content... Request to leave... Are you sure..."
"confirm."
But these pictures were too blurry, Xie Yun desperately tried to catch them, but it was all in vain.
The two stood facing each other, and neither of them continued to speak.
Luo Zilin couldn't stand it anymore, and reminded: "Tell me, both of you."
Xie Yun thought for a while, and dryly squeezed out an omnipotent greeting: "...Have you eaten yet?"
"Not yet," Yunchu replied, and invited, "Do you want to have dinner together after the recording?"
The audience in the audience: Hey, this is not accepting punishment, it is clearly an excuse to seduce people.
Xie Yun politely declined: "No need, brother Qi is still waiting for me in the background."
It's very similar to when a puppy fell in love, the boy asked the girl out for dinner, but the girl said that her mother told her to go home on time.
Qi Yue: Universal Shield jpg
Yun Chu said without hesitation: "It's okay, let him go back by himself, and I'll take you back."
Yunyun cp fan: Hello, 120?Someone here got stoned to death with sugar.Several people?Many people, you remember to send a few more cars.
Seeing that the film king of Yunda is becoming less and less human, Wang Meng, the only one who knows the truth, can only come out bitterly to smooth things over: "Okay, okay, you two want to eat and talk elsewhere, we are all hungry to record the show, talk about eating It's so immoral."
Luo Zilin also followed her partner closely: "By the way, is there a midnight snack tonight? If not, I'll complain to the leader tomorrow."
Wang Meng immediately seized the clue and shouted in the direction of the camera: "Brother Camera, did you record it? From now on, it will be a testimony in court."
After being made such a fuss by the two hosts, the two of them hung up the phone without saying anything.
Several people were noisy for a while, and the two hosts saw that the time was almost up, and announced that they had entered the last game of the night.
The name of the last game is finally not so literal, it is very concise, it is called "Placement Thinking".
In fact, it is to let a few guests try to play roles that do not belong to them in "Ruji".
After hearing the rules, Lingyue jumped out excitedly: "Me! I want to switch roles with Director Lu!"
And immediately used the same pre-emptive tactics as Jiang Yu: "There is no rule that says you can't switch roles with the director!"
Wang Meng: ...why are the guests this year so naughty?It's too difficult to carry.
Seeing the host nodding his head with difficulty, Lingyue immediately felt happy.
Finally, I can take my revenge openly and honestly, hehehehe.
Jiang Yu glanced at Lingyue enviously.
He also really wanted to try his hand at directing.
Lu Cheng originally wanted to continue to eat melons off the stage, and by the way, give a spur of love to the actors who came out of his hands, but he didn't expect that he would be involved in it, and he was deprived of his identity as a director with Ling Yue's few words .
So angry.
He decided to fight for it, and reasoned it out: "Well, Xiao Ling, if you are the director, then what should I be?"
Lingyue has already entered the director's state at this time: "Of course it is the heroine!"
Lu Cheng: ...
The people around were laughing like crazy.
The remaining three people switched with each other, Jiang Yu played the leading actor Gongsun Moyan, Xie Yun played Luo Jin, and Yun Chu played the leading actor Xie Yao.
Anyway, it wasn't Lingyue who acted by herself, so Lingyue started to play up to her heart's content. The first scene she chose was the one where the hero confessed to the heroine.
The scripts are all prepared by the show long ago, and variety shows pursue a sense of variety, so there is no need to be too obsessed with acting skills
Jiang Yu and the vicissitudes-faced Lu Cheng looked at each other for a while, thinking of those lingering lines and Lu Cheng's disrespect towards them on the set, Jiang Yu finally couldn't help but discuss with Ling Yue with a disheveled face: "Sister Ling Yue, how about we change one game?"
Lingyue was already laughing beside her so much that she couldn't take care of herself. Hearing this, she reluctantly stopped laughing, showing the majesty of the director: "As an actor, the first thing to do is to respect the script, and you can't let any external factors affect your restoration of the script! "
Lu Cheng felt a toothache and a headache when he heard the familiar lines coming out of the girl's mouth.
Jiang Yu could only read his lines to Lu Cheng bitterly: "I have followed me all these years, thank you for your hard work."
Lu Cheng cheered blankly: "It's not hard, left and right is for our original promise."
Jiang Yu looked at Lu Cheng's face and continued to read: "I remember that you were only 16 years old when you first entered the WTO, and it was the time when your daughter's family was the most delicate. Now more than ten years have passed. How time flies."
Comparing the two, it seems that Jiang Yu is more delicate.
Lu Cheng said angrily: "Could it be that Your Majesty despises me for being old?"
When Jiang Yu heard this line that was not in the script, and then saw Lu Chengfei's winking eyes, his expression gradually panicked and collapsed.
So, he finally turned black.
He nodded: "That's right, you are old and not fit to serve me. I heard that the Leng Palace is very beautiful, and there is a big black dog with smooth fur inside, why don't you move in someday. "
Lu Cheng gave him a look of "a child can be taught", and continued to talk nonsense: "You can't sleep without your majesty's concubines, why don't your majesty move in with me, how about it?"
Variety show, it's over if you're happy, what kind of bicycle do you want.
The subsequent lines gradually collapsed to the point of being unhearable, and the audience laughed louder and louder.When the two of them started to think about the dog meat hot pot issue of the dog in the Lenggong, director Lingyue, the instigator, finally got over his breath and announced the pass of the show.
The author has something to say: When everyone sees the update, the stupid author has already rushed to the front line of the all-night paper. Let us wish her not to die suddenly and her hair is black and thick, amen!
You'll Also Like
-
Datang: My Pokémon was discovered by Li Shimin
Chapter 427 8 hours ago -
Do you think I have poor talent? Don't cry when I become a super saiyan!
Chapter 223 8 hours ago -
Before graduation, the pure school beauty was pregnant with twins for me
Chapter 412 8 hours ago -
Honghuang: The underworld is in a tyrant state, and Hou Tu is going crazy!
Chapter 208 8 hours ago -
Elf: Flying Man
Chapter 504 8 hours ago -
Violators of the Doomsday Game
Chapter 303 8 hours ago -
Longevity Through the Path of Survival: Starting with Playing the Suona, Funeral Cultivation Begins
Chapter 1202 8 hours ago -
Back in the 1990s, she became rich through scientific research
Chapter 1799 8 hours ago -
Despite Having God-Level Talent, I Ended Up Living Off My Partner.
Chapter 422 18 hours ago -
Global Exploration: Starting from Decrypting Chernobyl
Chapter 218 18 hours ago