Anecdotes with facial paralyzed subordinates

Early the next morning, Hao Liang came to Yan Ke's room and brought him breakfast.Although the porridge was boiled until the rice soup was clear, it looked like Hao Liang made it himself, but Yan Ke still drank it all.

Watching Yan Ke finish his breakfast, Hao Liang gathered three people—he, Yan Ke and Hao Fan, to go to the town to buy some seasonings, then hunt rabbits, and then barbecue together.

Yan Ke saw Hao Liang's plan for a picnic in the suburbs, and also roughly understood that Hao Liang should have lived a carefree life in Yuhuzhuang for 60 years.He knew that the pace of life in Zhuangzhong was slow, but it was absolutely safe.If possible, he never wanted to keep Hao Liang here for the rest of his life.

But it doesn't work.

Zhao Xuehan's dying words came to his ears again: "If he stays there, he will only die. If he comes to my side, he may still survive."

Yan Ke silently followed Hao Liang and Hao Fan out of the city gate, thinking about how to persuade him to leave.Seeing that Hao Liang was going to hunt rabbits again, the little boys in the village coaxed him to bring back some prey.Hao Liang clicked back one by one.

The three of them left the village and walked through the woods to a small town by the woods.Hao Liang seemed to be wandering around this town a lot, and when he appeared, several people greeted him.

After Hao Liang returned the gift, he walked towards a stall selling spices and roasted seeds and nuts.The stall owner was a middle-aged man. When he saw Hao Liang, he greeted him with a smile.

"The fairy came to buy fried seeds again?" he said.

Hao Liangliang nodded. "I want some seasoning this time." Hao Liang said, "Scallion, ginger, star anise, pepper and so on."

The stall owner scratched his head, "What a coincidence," he said, "the onion and ginger are all sold out. There is still some star anise left, and the pepper is gone."

"It's all gone?" Hao Liang couldn't believe it, "How could it be sold so quickly?"

"Immortals don't know, many people have come to the town these days." The stall owner said, "They live in the inn on the south side of the town. Although they don't eat much, they eat every day. The inn comes to us to buy, There is not enough stuff."

"Strange, who will come to this town? Tourist?" Hao Liang muttered.

"I don't know." The stall owner smiled, "The forest next to us is very nice, there are always rumors that there is some treasure in it. I think those people may be going for the forest."

Hao Liang snorted softly. "The woods can go in and out, except for Hao Fan and me, anyone who goes in can only come out sideways. Didn't you tell those people?"

"Why not." The stall owner lowered his voice. "Those people don't know where they came from. When they heard the persuasion from the people in the inn, they just smiled and said 'it has nothing to do with your Excellency'."

Hao Liang frowned. "Forget it, don't worry about it." He took out a few copper coins from his sleeve, "Do you still have melon seeds or something? Give me two catties."

"Okay." The stall owner took the copper plate, weighed two catties of melon seeds, and handed it directly to Hao Fan instead of giving it to Hao Liang.Hao Fan rolled his eyes.

"Father, I also want to eat fried broad beans and fried soybeans." Hao Fan said.

Hao Liang cast a glance at Hao Fan, and before he could say anything, the stall owner smiled and said, "Little girl, it's not good to eat fried soybeans." He turned to look at Hao Liang: "How old is your daughter? You pull him alone." It's not easy, should I find a husband's family too?"

"Yes, yes." Hao Liang handed another copper coin to the stall owner, grabbed a handful of fried soybeans and stuffed them into Hao Fan's hands, "This kid eats so much and makes too much noise, it's going to annoy me to death, find me quickly." a son-in-law."

"Don't!" Hao Fan hugged Hao Liang when he heard that Hao Liang wanted to find a partner for her, "I don't want to get married!" She blinked: "I want to be my father's little padded jacket for the rest of my life!"

Hao Liang couldn't help but smiled slightly, and then put on a disgusted expression.Seeing this, Yan Ke felt his scalp go numb. Before he could react, his hand had already grabbed Hao Fan's shoulder and pulled her off Hao Liang's body.

Hao Liang and Hao Fan were stunned at the same time, looking at Yan Ke.Yan Ke couldn't help coughing lightly, and looked away.

"It's really indecent for a girl to be so close to her father in public." Yan Ke concealed it.

Hao Liang scratched his head. "The old man is right." He patted the back of Hao Fan's head: "Did you hear that? Stop hugging your father all the time, it's indecent!"

Hao Fan pursed his mouth and muttered a few words, Hao Liang stuffed a few soybeans into her mouth.

"Let's go." He said to Yan Ke, "Let's go catch rabbits in the woods."

The three of them returned to the forest. After choosing a location, Hao Fan took out a hemp rope and laid it on the ground according to yesterday's situation, while he wound the other end of the rope towards the branch.

"We're waiting on the tree." He said, looking at Yan Ke again, "Hao Fan, please help me."

"Okay." Hao Fan watched Hao Liang busy, knocking the melon seeds again and again, and when he heard Hao Liang speak, he immediately clapped his hands and grabbed Yan Ke's shoulder from behind.

After Yan Ke heard the sound of flapping wings, he and Hao Fan landed on a thick branch.Seeing that the two of them were sitting still, Hao Liang lightly jumped onto another tree.

Hao Fan sat beside Yan Ke, opened the paper bag containing melon seeds and continued to nibble.Yan Ke looked at Hao Liang's position without saying a word.Hao Liang's figure was completely covered by the branches and leaves, and he couldn't see a trace of it.

The three of them hadn't spent half a cup of tea in the tree when they heard a rustling under the tree.After a while, a man looked around, walked under the tree, stepped on the trap designed by Hao Liang, yelled, and was immediately hung up.

Hao Liang poked his head out from the branches, Yan Ke saw him frown, and then signaled Yan Ke and Hao Fan to stay on the tree with his eyes, jumped down by himself, and rescued the man who was hung up.

"Why did you come into this forest? Don't go any further, go back quickly." Yan Ke heard Hao Liang's voice persuading the man under the tree.The man didn't explain too much, he simply thanked Hao Liang, explained that he was lost, and then walked back to the town.

"It's so strange." Hao Liang muttered in a low voice, and then rearranged the trap.Waving to Yan Ke and Hao Fan who were on the tree, they went back to hide among the branches and leaves.

Yan Ke sat quietly on the tree.The breeze in the forest blows, only the leaves rustle, and there is no trace of animal activity.He began to wonder if there really were rabbits that would take the bait.

Hao Fan sat beside him and finally finished eating the two catties of melon seeds.She carefully put away the melon seeds, then clapped her hands, carefully glanced in Hao Liang's direction, and stood up.

"He can't catch the rabbit like this." Hao Fan whispered to Yan Ke, "I have to help him. You stay here and don't move, I'll be back in a while."

Before Yan Ke could answer, Hao Liang beside him turned into a small red shadow and flew away quietly.In just one stick of incense, she gently fell back to Yan Ke's side from nowhere, holding a rabbit in her hand.But it's dead.

"There are no animals in this forest at all." Faced with Yan Ke's questioning eyes, she raised the corner of her mouth and said in a low voice, "I just went to the town to buy them. But I can't buy live ones, only dead ones."

"Hao Liang has always been clumsy," she looked at the canopy where Hao Liang was hiding, showing a little distasteful expression, but there was some tenderness in that expression, "Let's not say whether there are rabbits in this forest, let's say he does This trap can only catch people, but can't catch animals at all. If it weren't for me, he wouldn't be able to eat meat in his life."

Yan Ke watched Hao Fan talking about Hao Liang, with mixed feelings in his heart.He turned his head away from Hao Fan.

Hao Liang is indeed clumsy.But originally only I knew, and only I could take care of him.Yan Ke thought a little awkwardly.

Hao Fan didn't notice Yan Ke's mood.She gently tapped the rabbit's buttocks, and the rabbit fell under the tree and fell from the grass into the trap designed by Hao Liang.The rope was pulled up instantly, and the rabbit's body was hung in mid-air.

Hao Liang jumped down from the tree with a surprised expression, and when he saw the rabbit, his expression instantly became puzzled.

"Why is it only dead?" Hao Liang scratched his head and said.

"You tightened the rope too tightly, you strangled to death." Hao Fan said nonsense without changing his face, and led Yan Ke to fall from the tree. "It's alright, alright, it's been a long time since I have a rabbit." She took the rabbit off the rope and handed it to Hao Liang, "Hurry up and deal with it."

Hao Liang stared at the rabbit for a while, but finally decided not to think about it.He picked up a stone and sat down, took out a small knife from his waist, and gestured at the rabbit, as if he wanted to peel and pluck the hair, but he didn't know how to do it.

Seeing this scene, Yan Ke felt a little softer in his heart.He recalled the time when Hao Liang hid behind him and carefully watched him handling live chickens on the chopping board.He was about to ask Hao Liang to give him the knife when he came to help, but before he could stretch out his hand, another person grabbed him first.

"Look at you stupid." Hao Fan took the rabbit over, waved his hand and cast a spell, and the fur on the rabbit's body was clean without a trace left. "Just like you, you still want me to marry? Can you do it yourself?"

"No, no. My daughter is better." Hao Liang said with a smile, reaching out to take the fluffed rabbit.Yan Ke silently took two steps back, and slowly swallowed the breath in his heart.He watched Hao Liang pick up the knife, carefully cut the rabbit into several pieces, put them in the bowl he brought, and took out a bottle of rice wine from his bag. go in.

Hao Fan was startled: "What are you doing?"

"Someone told me before that it would be better to marinate the meat with wine and seasonings before grilling." Hao Fan said, throwing a few star anises into the bowl, "I want to try it myself."

Yan Ke's heart moved slightly.When Hao Liang watched him cook, he also asked the same question.He did answer Hao Liang in this way.

Hao Liang still remembered such trivial things.So what else did he remember?

But I didn't pour so much wine.Yan Ke looked at the half-empty can of rice wine and shook his head helplessly.

"How long will it take to marinate...one hour should be enough..." Hao Liang touched the back of his head.

"So long?" Hao Fan narrowed his eyes, "I still need to bake..."

"Yeah, but it's delicious this way." Hao Liang said, "There's nothing else to do anyway." He looked up at the sky, and stretched out his hand to Hao Fan, "Bring me a few melon seeds."

"I'm done eating!" Hao Fan waved a bag of melon seeds in his hand.

However, Hao Liang did not laugh at Hao Fan for eating too fast.He nodded absently, staring at the rope on the ground in a daze.

Hao Fan looked at Hao Liang with a strange look, and tried to exchange eyes with Yan Ke. "What's wrong?" she asked.

"Not quite right." Hao Liang said in a low voice, then raised his head, "I have to go back to Yuhu Manor first. You wait for me here."

He drew out the sword at his waist, put it under his feet, and before leaving, he turned his head and instructed Hao Fan.

"Protect him for me." He pointed to Yan Ke, "I'll be right back."