Anecdotes with facial paralyzed subordinates

Wen Tiandong has thick eyebrows and big eyes, a square mouth and a broad nose, giving him the appearance of a rough warrior.

Lin Jue looked like he was about to faint from anger: "I told you to look good!"

"Isn't this pretty?" Wen Tiandong raised thick eyebrows, looking puzzled.This expression let this face do it, showing a bit of honesty.

"I figured it out," Lin Jue sighed, staring at Wen Tiandong, "Brother Wen, in your eyes, this is a good-looking appearance."

He pointed to himself with his finger: "Then I am not very ugly?"

Although Lin Jue is young, but his appearance is very delicate and handsome, it can be said that he is quite good-looking.However, Wen Tiandong's aesthetics was obviously different from others. He looked at Lin Jue, hesitated for a while, and did not speak.

Zhao Xuehan held back her laughter, and took a sip of tea with her head sullen.He could see Wen Tiandong's mental activities and knew that he really thought so.Lin Jue is extremely ugly, Zhao Xuehan is also very ugly, Yan Ke is not bad looking.

How could such a beautiful person have such a strange aesthetic.Zhao Xuehan thought.When he saw Lin Jue's face turn pale for a while, he knew that Wen Tiandong was silent, and Lin Jue guessed that he was acquiescing that he was ugly.

"Anyway, you can't look like this!" Lin Jue shouted loudly, he directed Wen Tiandong to change his tune, until the sun turned to the west, and finally he changed into a look he was satisfied with.

Lin Jue took two steps back.Zhao Xuehan looked at Wen Tiandong, he still had the appearance of a peerless beauty, but compared to his original face, this one was obviously of a different type.

"Mr. Wen," Yan Ke said suddenly, "I'm not familiar with the transformation technique, please help Mozun change his appearance." He paused, "If he is recognized by the immortals in the city, it will be troublesome."

"Okay." Wen Tiandong was tossed by Lin Jue for a while, and took a slight breath.He raised Zhao Xuehan's face and asked him with a smile: "What kind of appearance do you want to change?"

The ugliest face in your opinion.Zhao Xuehan thought, the uglier the better.

Yan Ke coughed lightly. "Almond-eyed, round face and upturned nose," he said, "please help him change into this look."

Wen Tiandong froze for a moment, then laughed. "So specific?" He teased, "Whose appearance is this?"

Zhao Xuehan also turned to look at Yan Ke.Yan Ke didn't speak, and a line of small characters appeared next to his head: "It's best to become like Liangliang."

Zhao Xuehan was startled: Wait, wait, no matter how I change, I am still a human being!It's impossible to become a dog's face!

Wen Tiandong pinched Zhao Xuehan's cheek, and Zhao Xuehan felt a heat surge on his face, and his facial features softened and deformed like plasticine.After a while, the heat disappeared, and Wen Tiandong turned Zhao Xuehan's face to Yan Ke.

"How?" he asked.

Something lit up in Yan Ke's eyes. "Please make the bridge of the nose higher and the lips thinner," he said.

After Wen Tiandong changed according to what Yan Ke said, he asked the boss to borrow a mirror for Zhao Xuehan.Looking through the mirror, Zhao Xuehan saw a gentle and lovely face that was harmless to humans and animals.

He stared at the mirror suspiciously for a while, then looked up at Yan Ke again.

It doesn't look like a dog anymore.He thought, does Yan Ke's Liangliang look so anthropomorphic?

Yan Ke stared at Zhao Xuehan closely, with an inexplicable light in his eyes.Zhao Xuehan coughed lightly.Yan Ke quickly realized her gaze, and slightly averted her gaze.

"Aren't you going to change your appearance?" Zhao Xuehan asked Yan Ke.

"No need." Yan Ke replied, turning his face away, "No one recognizes me."

At this time, the sun was about to set, and Lin Jue began to urge the three of them to get on the road and enter the city.After leaving the inn, Wen Tiandong took out runes, and except for Lin Jue, everyone posted one, and the four of them walked towards Huaicheng.

Nahuai City is located at the foot of Shihong Mountain, and a small river flows through the south of the city.Shihong Mountain is towering into the clouds, surrounded by mist, like a dream, but it is so close to the city, which makes people feel a little subtle.

"Yuancheng Sect is a sect very close to the mortal world." Wen Tiandong seemed to see Zhao Xuehan's thoughts, and explained carefully, "Master... the founder of the sect was born in Huaicheng. The mountain is beautiful and he is far away from home. Soon, the sect will be built on the mountain."

"That immortal has too much contact with mortals, won't there be any problems?" Zhao Xuehan asked.

"Because most of the monks concentrate on cultivation, they don't actually go to the city very often." Wen Tiandong replied, "It's once every ten or twenty years at most." His parents passed away, and he didn't have many opportunities to go home and visit."

"It's not easy for a fairy." Zhao Xuehan looked at the peak hidden above the clouds, thinking silently.

The whole city is surrounded by blue city walls, with one gate in the east, west, north and south.Lin Jue brought the three of them to the south gate.After he showed the natal card to the guard for a look, the guard let him in.The other three clung to Lin Jue and walked quickly into the city, but no one noticed.

As soon as you enter the city gate, it is a different world from outside the city.Although the sun was setting, the city was still very lively.The shops on the street are lit up, the stalls are hawking, and the children are running around laughing.On the side of the road, street lamps turned on automatically, and countless elegant monks, with fluttering clothes, blended into the crowd in twos and threes on the street.

After entering the city, Lin Jue took the three of them to find an empty corner and tore off the invisibility rune on his body.Under the guidance of Lin Jue, the four of them shuttled along the streets and alleys of the city. After walking for a while, they finally stopped in front of a rather imposing gate.

Zhao Xuehan looked up, and there was a plaque hanging on the door, with two large characters written on it: "Lin Fu".

Lin Jue stepped forward in two steps, grabbed the knocker and knocked on the door. "Plum! Cui Cui! Dad! Come and open the door for me!" he shouted loudly.

After knocking for a while, there was a sound from inside the door. "Oh, oh, stop knocking, who is so annoying." The door creaked open, and a servant with slender eyebrows and small eyes poked his head out. When he saw Lin Jue, he immediately widened his small eyes.He quickly retracted and swung the door wide open.

"Master! Ma'am!" Zhao Xuehan heard the servant shout, "Master...Young Master is back!"

Zhao Xuehan heard a loud noise coming from the courtyard, a middle-aged woman ran out pulling another middle-aged man, and when she saw Lin Jue, she hugged him tightly in her arms.

"Oh, it's really him, he's back! I just said he's not that cruel!" The woman blushed with joy, and kissed Lin Jue's head forcefully.Then as if realizing something, he quickly pushed him away from his arms, raised his hand and slapped Lin Jue hard.

"You still have the nerve to come back!" She stared at Lin Jue angrily.

"Mother!" Lin Jue was obviously confused by this swift and swift transition, covered his face and said aggrievedly, "I know I was wrong! Can't I come back to see your second child?"

The middle-aged man next to him was obviously very happy to see Lin Jue, but he kept silent.He pulled Lin Jue to his side, patted Lin Jue's head, held the woman's arm, and said slowly: "Just come back. Don't be self-willed in the future, look how sad your mother is."

Lin Jue's mother looked at Lin Jue with her mouth pursed, tears in her eyes.

"Mother..." Lin Jue acted softly, wrapped his hands around the woman's neck, and rubbed her face, "I was wrong, I admit my mistake to you, and I will never run away from home casually again."

The woman stared at Lin Jue. "You still know it's wrong?" She said angrily, "Leave as soon as you say, I have never raised such a heartless and ungrateful son!"

Seeing the family reunion of these three people, Zhao Xuehan felt a strange feeling in his heart.He pursed his lips and looked carefully at Lin Jue's parents.

Lin Jue's parents were just like ordinary parents who saw a son returning from afar, pulling Lin Jue to cry and laugh.Fortunately, the family reunion was not long, so Father Lin noticed the three people who were left hanging outside the door.He nodded slightly towards the three, then turned around and asked Lin Jue: "Are these three..."

"This is my friend," Lin Jue quickly let go of Lin's mother's hand, and introduced to Lin's father, "They are all loose cultivators I made friends with. In our house."

"Are you okay, Dad?" He looked up at Father Lin.

"Of course," Father Lin said with a smile, "my son's friends are my friends." He turned slightly and invited the three of them into the hospital. "I don't know the names of the three gentlemen."

"This tall one is named Yan Baiyu." Lin Jue rolled his eyes and gave the three of them temporary new names. "This handsome one is Wenhuzhu."

"And this one," Lin Jue looked at Zhao Xuehan and blinked, "It's called Zhao Leng."

Zhao Xuehan: ... so casual.

"There are two vacant rooms at home," Mother Lin said, "I asked the servant to clean out one of their bedrooms and let the husband live in it."

"Don't bother!" Lin Jue said with a smile, pointing to Yan Ke and Zhao Xuehan, "One room is enough for the two of them." He said, "Mr. Those who sleep will go crazy as soon as they lie on the bed."

As soon as they heard of the madness, the Lin family's parents were startled, and they all turned their heads to look at Yan Ke.Yan Ke nodded slightly, expressing his acquiescence.

This is unheard of.Zhao Xuehan glanced at Yan Ke, Yan Ke frowned, and whispered to Zhao Xuehan: "He's talking nonsense."

"Then Mr. Wen," he put his hand on Wen Tiandong's arm, and said with a smile, "It's enough for him to share a room with me! Anyway, my room is bigger."

"This..." Father Lin looked at Wen Tiandong with a look of embarrassment on his face.Wen Tiandong smiled slightly: "It doesn't matter, I can share a room with Lin Jue."

"Thank you, Mr. Lin." Father Lin said apologetically, "I offend you for not being well entertained. I blame my son for not saying hello when he brought the guests. He is still young, so gentlemen, please bear with me."

"I'm not young anymore!" Lin Jue pouted, "You don't know how many years I have been practicing..."

"You still said," Lin's mother poked Lin Jue's forehead with her finger, "I guess you must be thinking about being lazy all day long, and you haven't made any progress in your cultivation, so you retreated and thought about going home!"

"I didn't," Lin Jue defended, clutching his forehead, "I've made great progress, and now I've cultivated the primordial spirit..."

"Really?" Lin's mother curled her lips in disdain, "Then your brothers and sisters are all preparing for the winter meeting and are very busy. Why did you suddenly run home alone?"

Lin Jue was poked in the sore foot, obediently closed his mouth, and was instructed by Lin's mother to take the guest to his room.

Zhao Xuehan looked at Lin Jue leading the way in front of him. He followed the figure of the young man walking quickly, and fell into deep thought involuntarily. He couldn't help calling Lin Jue to stop, and asked, "How many years have you been practicing?"

Lin Jue broke off a dry branch from the tree, shook it left and right, and answered absently, "It's been many years, what's wrong?"

Zhao Xuehan was silent for a while, then said cautiously: "Your parents... look quite young."

With a flash in Lin Jue's eyes, he bent the wooden strip between his fingers, snapped it into several sections, and threw it into the flower pond.

"None of your business." He laughed.