[Comprehensive] Ability is not a problem

"アンアンアンとっても大好きドラえもん

(Ah, Doraemon, I like you so much~)"

Owning a Doraemon is the childhood dream of countless people, but what if...you yourself are a Doraemon-like existence?

...that is definitely the most unfortunate thing in the world.

Jiachun, who has been burdened with this unfortunate fate since birth, has always thought so. At this moment, when she heard "Song of Doraemon" set as the ringtone of her mobile phone, and saw the caller displayed on the screen, she felt There is already an ominous premonition.

"Now you need to save the world."

From the receiver came a little friend who seemed to be saying something in a calm voice, and Jiachun even automatically made up the 16-year-old coffin face of the other party when he said this.

"Why didn't you go?" Jiachun asked his little friend back, obviously he is more proficient in saving the world.

After three seconds of silence on the phone, he finally spoke again: "I just teleported to Zavodovski Island, and I can't come back for now. I originally planned to save the world by myself, but I happened to see it when I was preparing to act. A cockroach... You who bear the same fate as me can understand me, right?"

Jiachun: "..."

I'm sorry, I don't really understand it very well, we are different, at least I am not afraid of that kind of creature G that cannot interpret thoughts, but no matter what...

"Okay, I see."

Either way, the world still needs saving.

And, today, she still hates this unfortunate fate of being forced to become Doraemon.

……

Well, usually the main character should introduce himself when he comes on stage.

Her name is Murasakihara Kasumi, she is 16 years old, and she is a second-year student in the high school department of Hyotei Academy.

With average academic performance, average height and weight, and average appearance, she even looks unmotivated because of her ancestral dead fish eyes, but this is also in line with her lifelong goal... When a person falls into the No one in the crowd will look at the ordinary passerby for a second time, and then die happily alone.

The reason why she set up this ideal of life is because she is a person with natural superpowers.

An ordinary couple gave birth to her 16 years ago and named her "Jiachun".Her parents really gave her a good name, "Kasumi", if you remove the syllable "su" in the middle, it becomes "Kami" - "God".

God, ah no, it sounds unbelievable that she is a superpower, but she does exist in this world, and she is not the only one.As far as she knows so far, besides her, there is another superpower in this world, that is, the little friend who asked her to help save the world just now, Saiki Kusuo who was born in the same year, the same month and the same day as her... In other words, 16 Wasn't August NO.16 a year ago a day that was not suitable for having children, a day that was cursed?

Saiki Kusuo's superpowers are more powerful than hers, such as his pair of magic eyes that can turn people into stone. In order to seal this ability, he had to wear the invention of his perverted (crossed out) mad scientist brother. Special glasses... To be honest, she was actually quite thankful that she didn't have this ability, because she always thought that pair of green sealed glasses were simply outrageous.

For her, Saiki Kusuo is one of the few friends...or a companion is more appropriate.Because they have the same fate, they are the only people in this world who can understand each other. They understand that due to superpowers, they cannot communicate with other people like normal people, and they cannot experience happiness, surprise, sadness, fear and other emotions like normal people. misfortune.Moreover, it may be due to the mutual resistance between superpowers, so they can't hear each other's voice, that is, "telepathy", a superpower that is automatically turned on and cannot be turned off, is invalid for the other party. It is undoubtedly a great blessing.

She and Saiki Kusuo's three views are also very consistent. They are both committed to being an ordinary passerby, living an ordinary life, and agreeing to die alone together... huh?You ask why not just be with the other party directly?Excuse me, can you imagine what kind of end of the world it would be if two atomic bombs were bundled together, let's give the world a hope.

Apart from Saiki Kusuo, the only ones who know her identity as a superpower in this world are her closest family members—parents and younger brother.

She has a younger brother named Zi Yuan Atsushi who is three years younger than her and is still in middle school.

Saiki Kusuo also has an older brother, but compared with the pair of Saiki brothers who have loved and killed each other since they were young (Saiki Kusuo: Sorry, only mutual killing), the relationship between her and her younger brother Aton is still very harmonious.

Because although her younger brother looks fierce in appearance, he is actually a very innocent and childish boy... Well, the younger brother is actually a natural fool to some extent.And even if there is a big unhappiness, just pack a snack and it will be soothed in an instant. If one pack is not enough, then have another pack.

Although she doesn't like to get too close to people because of her unstoppable telepathic ability, she doesn't resist being with her brother, because half of her brother's brain capacity is filled with various snacks.Many sunny afternoons, my younger brother was sitting on the tatami mat holding a book and reviewing his homework before the exam, but his thoughts had already flown to his snack kingdom, and she listened to him saying "delicious sticks, cookies" in a lazy tone. Biscuits, potato chips, marshmallows..." It was like listening to a lullaby.Just basking in the warm sun and pillowing on my brother's broad back, I fell asleep without knowing it, and it felt pretty good.

She didn't go to the same school as her brother from elementary school to middle school, and despite his strong protests as a child, she resisted...because he was too conspicuous.

She has always used superpowers to control her height, weight, and body shape to be at the average level of women of the same age in Japan, making herself look unbearable, but her younger brother is a child with advanced development. The contempt from the king is conveyed by the peers around him.Because of his unique physical fitness, his younger brother has been playing basketball since elementary school. Although he himself has no interest in basketball, this does not prevent him from being the ace of the school's basketball team since he was a child. Invincible all over the country.Originally, her height was eye-catching enough, but she didn't want to be noticed by people in the school because of her status as "the older sister of Atsushi Zihara, the ace of the basketball team", so she was more willing to sit in the crowd in the crowd during the game Cheer up my brother.

Since she was a child, she has kept a low profile as much as possible, but she still gets troubled by individual boys who are in puberty.For example, "Saint Seiya" was on the air for a while in elementary school, and many young boys who are about to move towards a home are eager to have a goddess Athena... Unfortunately, she also happens to have purple hair and purple eyes , even though he has the same dead fish eyes as his younger brother, but it still has the color of the Mary Su heroine, which is very distressing.After receiving stares and confessions from little boys who seem to be looking at the low-profile version of the goddess Athena one after another, in order to solve this problem once and for all, she casually made up one of her own criteria for choosing a mate-"I am a boy who is shorter than my brother." Not interested in".

Although she got rid of those confessions because of this nonsense reason... It may also be that those little boys grow up and gradually realize that the gap between the low-profile version of the goddess and the original version of the goddess is actually like the gap between the Mariana Trench and Mount Everest, But since then, her younger brother has grown rapidly in height as if he had been cursed by her.If it is said that his younger brother's height was outstanding but still within the normal range before that, but since then his height has increased crazily as if he had been injected with hormones. Now he is still a junior high school student and his height is almost two He weighed more than two hundred catties... Even so, she was able to lift him up with one hand and drag him in a 360-degree circle in the air.Of course, she would not do such cruel things to her dear brother, well, she admits that she is a brother-in-law, and her brother is a treasure in the world!

And the younger brother listened to the captain of the basketball team named Akashi Seijuro for some reason after entering junior high school. Although her brother was smart and strong, he was a child at heart, which made her worry for a while whether he was given by the captain. She was deceived and played, so she always disliked too many people at home because of her telepathic ability, which was very noisy and annoying.As a result, after seeing the captain named Akashi Seijuro, her first reaction was... Saiki-kun, my best friend, didn't you really put on a vest on purpose to tease me?It's okay to look alike, but even the voice is exactly the same, and the expression that is occasionally shown when the face is expressionless is even more vivid.

And in the end, the decisive evidence that made her judge that it was not that her little friend deliberately put on a vest to play her was the temperament exuded by this young man named Akashi... and that guy Saiki Kusuo showed every time in front of coffee jelly The bliss of a moron is quite different.

Although her younger brother's colorful-haired teammates have their own unique personalities, they are all good boys, which reassures her.After entertaining them to play at home that time, she was enthusiastically invited by these children to watch their game and even left a VIP ticket for her brother, who has always been lazy and unhurried on the field because the opponent is too weak That day, because she rarely sat in the front row to watch the battle at close range, she ignited her fighting spirit and started the mode of complete abuse of opponents.Although she always knew that her brother was very good at basketball, but after that day's game... Well, my dear brother, tell me honestly, you are actually a superpower, right?And your group of friends, why can you play a bunch of light and shadow lightning when playing basketball? !

In short, she spent the past 16 years of her life working so hard and saving the world when Saiki Kusuo was unable to make a move due to various reasons.In order to avoid forming a long-term relationship with the classmates around her and being found out about her identity, she did not study in the same academy system from childhood to adulthood.I went to Teidan Primary School in elementary school. I remember that there were always various cases happening around me at that time, especially every time I teamed up with a boy named Kudo Shinichi for extracurricular investigations, I was always involved in various investigations. In this kind of murder case, even sometimes she couldn't avoid it by using her super powers. This time made her feel that Kudo Shinichi was a man favored by God, um, the god of death.

When she was in junior high school, in order to stay away from this man who was favored by the god of death, she resolutely ran away from the dangerous place of Mihua Town, and went to Bisheng Middle School in Nansheng Town, but because of the telepathic ability that could not be closed, she discovered this The big secret of the seemingly unremarkable school with a slightly violent discipline committee... This school has actually been developed into the base of the largest mafia family in Italy, and the future boss of the family will be at the same table as her good-for-nothing.

However, fortunately, she survived those three years as an ordinary junior high school student without incident. When she entered high school, she was very cautious in choosing a school, and after many investigations and comparisons, she chose Hyotei Academy.One reason is that Ice Emperor's "history" is clean enough and there have been no troublesome incidents, and the other reason is that this school is an aristocratic school, and there are too many high-profile and dazzling figures in the school, so naturally she can be ignored. Passerby A is a small shrimp.

She was also very satisfied with her high school life in the past year, and now she feels pretty good after the re-segmentation of the second year of high school, but at this moment in the first semester of the second year of high school, she is going to save the world again quietly.

The reason why Saiki Kusuo is the first to go first every time the world encounters a crisis, and she will take the lead when there is really no way to make a move, is because compared with the black hole-like energy on Saiki Kusuo...she is a little waste.To put it bluntly, the blue bar is short and the battery life is insufficient.

Every time she uses a lot of superpowers, her physical strength will be consumed, but this time, she successfully pushed back the meteorite that hit the neon in an instant and returned to the campus... She felt that her eyes were dark.

……

"Teacher! It's bad! Someone here has fainted!"

"Quick! Send it to the infirmary!"