Overlord makes people smart

After Noah locked the door, he went straight to the big bed. He threw himself on the bed, buried his head in the soft pillow, and the little angel lay quietly for a while, then took out his mobile phone and started typing.

Crystal drops of water rolled down and landed on the fluorescent phone screen. Noah paused and wiped the screen vigorously. He almost poked [Sister Bailian] privately without even thinking about it.

[Little Princess] Didn't you say that the more you do it, the more exciting it will be?

Why did Murong Longtian suddenly seem to be a different person after he did it, neither like a god nor like a human overlord?

The little angel was puzzled. When he thought of Murong Longtian's indifferent words just now, he felt that his heart was in unbearable pain as if he had been attacked by a demon. Tears blurred his vision, and it was difficult to see the phone screen clearly.

The notification sound of "Ding Dong" came, and Noah looked at the screen with tears in his eyes.

[Sister Bailian] That's right, men, don't they all have such bad virtues?

But Murong Longtian is not!

The little angel just wanted to send this sentence when he typed it, but after thinking about it, he deleted it word by word.

If he really said that, the other party would definitely find out that he belonged to the little angel Noah!

In the end, there was only one sentence left in the post.

[Little Princess] But he was not stimulated!

Not only was he not stimulated, but he also fought back fiercely against the little angel!

Now Noah always felt that something was wrong in his heart, and what was even more terrible was that his eyes were sore and astringent, and the tears seemed to be unstoppable!

The little angel really wanted to know what was wrong with him, he stared at the screen, and the other party sent a message soon.

[Sister Bailian] I'm right, men will definitely be greatly stimulated in this situation!

[Sister Bailian] That rich man who pursues me is very, very angry!

……angry?

The little angel wiped away his tears and felt that something was wrong, so he calmed down and asked [Sister Bailian] patiently.

[Little Princess] Then... what happened?

[Sister Bailian] The result?

[Sister Bailian] Oh, man!

[Sister Bailian] He poured crucian carp soup on my face and told me to fuck off! ! /irritable

"..."

Noah patted his face, feeling a bit square.

From this point of view, Murong Longtian neither threw the small frying pan and eggshells in his face, nor told him to get out of the villa, his attitude should be considered very good... What a fart!Not gentle at all, okay? !That's not Murong Longtian, it's Murong Demon!

That's right, the demon must have occupied Murong Longtian's body!

The little angel complained wildly in his heart, he turned his head to look at the locked and motionless door, continued to lie on the soft big bed, wrapped the phone in his arms, and poked the keyboard on the screen with his slender fingers.

[Little Princess] So, is there any other way to stimulate the other party?

The phone flickered twice, and an inexplicable sentence suddenly popped up in the chat box of the other party.

[Sister Bailian] Does he love you?

……Love?

The moment Noah saw this word, he was stunned. He blinked, jumped up from the bed, and subconsciously cast his eyes on the door.

But nothing happened there.

...That's right, Murong Longtian probably wouldn't come looking for him at this time.

After all, it is still daytime, and it is the time dominated by the stingy God!

The little angel felt relieved, rubbed his ears, scratched his chin, walked around on the soft wool carpet with his bare feet, and then threw himself back on the bed, and typed out a sentence carefully and cautiously——

Maybe, love it.

The human Murong Longtian must be in love, after all, he helped him!But God... He has such an awkward personality, so he won't fall in love with the little angel!Even with the face of Murong Longtian, it is impossible to fall in love with the little angel!

Noah nodded firmly, but at this time the reply on the other side made him defenseless.

[Sister Bailian] Oh, then I can't help it.

Wait a minute, what about making a plan? !

Noah was stunned for a moment. He sent several messages to ask the other party, but got a very confusing reply.

[Sister Bailian] This monster must be seen by those who love you so that it will be effective. If a person doesn't love you and doesn't feel you at all, what's the use of stimulating him?

... I don't really understand this chicken soup.

The little angel blinked, thinking of the human overlord, and feeling a little embarrassed.

In fact, Murong Longtian actually loves him!

So the little angel simply followed up and asked.

[Little Princess] Then, if someone loves you, how should you stimulate him?

This time, the other side was silent for a while, just when Noah thought [Sister Bailian] would not reply, the phone screen turned on again.

[Sister Bailian] People who love you will be stimulated only when they see you hurt.

With this argument, the little angel immediately thought of the trick [Green Tea Sister] had used. He hesitated for a while, and finally deliberately hid Murong Longtian's identity, and told [Bai Lian Sister] about the "car accident" this morning. .

[Sister Bailian] There are too many uncertain factors in a car accident. If you want to be truly safe, you must take everything into your own hands!

She replied quickly and decisively, and the little angel looked at it with a strange feeling.

I always feel that Bai Lian's tone seems to have changed a bit... Is this white lotus going to mutate?

Before the little angel could figure out why, the latest reply popped up again. He quickly checked, and saw [Sister Bailian]'s reply also contained a string of numbers.

[Sister Bailian] If you make this call, you can find the world's top killer.Of course, you don't have to give your life to provoke a stinky man, just put on a show and scare your boyfriend.

Shocked, the little angel stuffed the phone under the pillow.

He felt that Bai Lian had really mutated... no, it had changed.

Looking for a killer or something... A kind little angel wouldn't do that!

This idea was still running in my mind, and the phone buzzed again. The little angel thought it was the persuasion from [Sister Bailian], but as soon as he turned on the screen, a chat box popped up.

[Overbearing President] Man, do you dare to leave without my permission? !

Noah: "..."

Yes, Murong Longtian not only has social software, but also successfully became friends with the kind and innocent little angel.

However, at the moment when the software account was handed over, the little angel never thought that one day he would be mercilessly sprayed by Murong Longtian on the social software!

[Overbearing CEO] Man, you are disobeying me!Have you forgotten your identity? !

The little angel Noah took a deep breath.

Calm down, calm down, this is not Murong Longtian, this is a vengeful God!

However, in the next second, the screen flashed, and a line of bold and enlarged characters caught the little angel's sight unexpectedly.

[Overbearing President] Man, don't challenge me easily!

[Overbearing President] Tonight I will make you deeply aware of the mistakes you made!

[Overbearing President] Don't try to leave my sight, I want your body to be stained with my smell, and you will never be able to escape for the rest of your life!

……

"are you crazy!"

The little angel couldn't help getting up, and he tapped a few times on the keyboard as if venting. Just as he was about to send the word "roll", the latest information of [Sister Bailian] popped up on the top of the screen.

[Sister Bailian] How are you thinking?

Noah bit his lip, and deleted the chat box with Murong Longtian. Looking at the string of numbers sent by [Sister Bailian], the little angel finally couldn't help but slowly move his finger to the top, and the hesitation on his face finally disappeared. In order to be firm, he dialed the phone, and after a busy ringing, the phone was connected, and a young voice rang from the other end.

"Hey?"

The little angel Noah turned his head to look at the window. The airtight curtains blocked the sunlight out of the window, and the light in the room gradually dimmed.

"Beep - the user you dialed is currently on the phone, please call again later..."

A sweet female voice came from the microphone, Murong God put down the phone, his face full of irritability.

Why didn't the little lover reply to his message?Not even answering the phone!Who is he on the phone with?Could it be... that online dating partner? !

Murong Longtian stood up abruptly, and walked around the room anxiously. After a few circles, he unconsciously moved to the door, and just as his hand was on the doorknob, his heart skipped a beat.

no!He just got angry with his little lover just now, if it goes by now, the little lover will definitely break up!What's more, he is still a god now, and there is absolutely no reason to keep his little lover!Yes, you can't go there!Or wait until it gets dark and pretend to be a human overlord... Damn it, why isn't it dark yet!

Murong God was restless, suddenly paused, and a strange look appeared on his face.

Isn't it all under his control?

"Shh!"

The sun set down on the mountain impatiently, and the night instantly occupied the whole world. God Murong raised the corners of his lips, unscrewed the doorknob cruelly, and moved towards the little angel's room.

"Ok, I see."

Finally, the things to be done and the rewards were negotiated, and the little angel was relieved. Before hanging up the phone, he couldn't help but say:

"I have one last condition."

"What conditions?"

The "killer" voice on the other end of the phone was not only not scary, but clean and fresh like a young man, which confused the little angel for a long time.

Didn't killers all have hairy legs running around in pajamas and beards?

Noah thought about it carefully, and decided to inquire carefully for his own business.

The little angel asked: "Excuse me, have you ever attended a special killer training institution?"

"...No. But don't worry, I graduated from a serious medical school, and I know the structure of the human body very well! I promise to be professional and clean!"

There is actually not much difference between the medical major and the killer major!

The little angel nodded in satisfaction, thought for a while, and couldn't help asking:

"Then how did you become a killer?"

"Ah, this..." The young killer was obviously a little embarrassed, and he paused for a long time before answering gently, "The work is too stressful, I saw a small advertisement posted on the bathroom partition, saying that it was recruiting novice apprentices, so I came to sign up gone."

"..."

The little angel suddenly felt that this Mr. Killer was not so reliable anymore.

After all, no one will believe the small advertisements posted everywhere!

The other end of the phone quickly explained: "But please believe in my professionalism, as long as you give me a chance, I will never let you down!"

no!How can a layman do the little angel's plan!If you are not careful, you will lose everything!

Noah was about to rebuff cruelly, and the young killer pleaded sincerely and urgently:

"As long as you give me a chance, I am willing to give you a [-]% discount... for free! Free is also possible!"

free!

Noah immediately swallowed back the words of rejection, and quickly replied: "Okay!"

It's not because she is greedy for petty gain, it's just that the little angel is still in the stage of adapting to the world, and she doesn't have much money!

The young killer breathed a sigh of relief, and he asked, "What else do you want?"

"A request? Well..." Noah thought about it seriously, and said, "Well, call me before you act, and I'll be ready."

After finishing speaking, Noah cut off the phone and took a deep breath.

As long as the other party notifies him, he can first release the angel's holy light to resist the other party's bullets, so that the little angel can be foolproof!

A sharp light flashed in Noah's eyes, the corners of his lips curled up, and the indifference on his exquisite face was nothing like that innocent little angel. At this moment, the cold moonlight penetrated into the room and cast a gleam on the little angel's face. Mottled black shadows and intertwined light, he slowly raised his phone, narrowing his eyes slightly——

"Crack!"

The little angel Noah looked at her delicate and glamorous self on the screen intoxicated.

So handsome!

It's completely unimaginable, but the little angel is actually a black-bellied attacker!

The doorknob turned slowly, and Noah woke up from the intoxication in a second, and quickly turned his head to look at the door.

The door was suddenly pushed open, Murong Longtian jumped in, opened his arms and cheered:

"Noah baby, the night is here, and I'm back!"

"Long Tian!"

The little angel's brain became hot, and before she jumped out of bed in time, she rushed towards Murong Longtian, and the latter quickly caught the sticky little cannonball.

Holding the passionate little lover in his arms, Murong Longtian's heart was sweet and at the same time, he quietly climbed up a bit sour.

If he tells the fact that he is also God, Little Love will definitely kick him out!

But... Didn't my little lover lose his memory?

Murong God looked at his little lover suspiciously. Noah was very excited. When he jumped down, he was embraced by the trend, and his slender legs were wrapped around Murong Longtian's waist. Murong Longtian said his plan.

Murong Longtian helplessly hugged the little angel and sat on the edge of the bed, after hearing the whole story, he was very shocked.

"So... the amnesia is just you pretending to stimulate me?"

"Uh-huh!"

Noah hadn't realized that President Ba and God were actually one person, he nodded repeatedly, and couldn't help but complained while leaning against Murong Longtian's arms.

"God is really bad! He is petty and holds grudges, and has a vicious tongue! He even said that I was adopted by him!"

The little angel looked aggrieved.

It's just that he has no place to live in the world, and it's not that he was taken care of by anyone!

The aggrieved Noah tried to pull Murong Longtian to crusade against God together, but saw Murong Longtian's face full of guilt.

"Long Tian, ​​what's wrong with you?" The little angel touched his face strangely, and was surprised to find that there were fine beads of sweat on his forehead!

"No, nothing..."

Murong Longtian's lips trembled.

Oh my god!At that time, he just recited a quote from the boss in his head!He didn't think that the little lover was taken care of by him, and he never thought that the little lover would be sad because of this!

Murong Longtian regretted it at the beginning, at this moment, he can only go along with his little lover against his conscience:

"I think God is really good and bad!"

The little angel's attention was immediately diverted.

Noah waved his fists and trembled with anger: "Yes, it's too bad!"

Shaking and shaking, Noah suddenly felt that there was something hard under his butt that was about to move.

Little Angel: "...Take it away!"

Murong Longtian's breathing was stagnant, and a dark color flashed in his eyes in the next second, he straightened his waist in a rogue manner, Murong Longtian rubbed against his beloved little man very righteously:

"I do not!"

After finishing speaking, Murong Longtian licked his lips, turned over abruptly and pressed the little angel under him.

A few hours later, the little angel who possessed the super strong non-weak X ability was lying on the bed again with sore body, staring blankly at the ceiling.

The Xia Liang covering his lower body was supported by Murong Longtian's tall body, and his warm hands finally left Noah's waist. Murong Longtian got out of the bed and pressed against the little angel, with a burst of pleasure and satisfaction in his throat. growl.

"Beast." Noah cursed with a red face.

Yes, the little angel has been forced to swear in front of Murong Longtian instead of imagining it!

It's not that the little angel is bad at learning, but that this human being is really bad!Last time Xiaotian insisted on helping him with his hands... forget it!This time, he went so far as to turn the little angel over... If the thigh hurts tomorrow, then this beast must be severely repaired by the little angel!After all, the little angel has not used Murong Longtian's legs so far...

There was an itch in his waist, Noah quickly turned his back to Murong Longtian, but he still couldn't escape the clutches of humans!

The solid chest against the back trembled slightly, and a hoarse voice sounded beside his ears:

"Honey, don't you need me to clean it up for you?"

Cleared up, of course, but why ask him?ah? !

Noah could hardly hold back the tears of grievance, but he couldn't!Because little angels love face very much!

Trying to ignore the sticky feeling between her legs, the little angel stammered her rejection and buried her head in the quilt!

A hand forcefully inserted between the two legs and touched it, and then pulled it out before Noah blushed and got angry—and at the same time took away most of Murong Longtian's [beep——].

The little angel secretly turned his head to take a look, just in time to see Murong Longtian taking out a few pieces of paper to wipe his hands.

Even, since he didn't do anything more extreme, then of course he forgives this human being!After all, he had worked so hard to serve the little angel just now!

That's right, to this day, Noah still firmly believes that he is an attacker!And what Murong Longtian did was all due to bowing down to the powerful X ability of the angel!

Murong Longtian turned over after finishing all this, hugged the little angel from behind and fell asleep quietly.

Noah didn't refuse, because he was really excited just now, several times in a row!But correspondingly, now I feel a little sore in my lower back...

The little angel thought about it naked for a while, and finally he secretly took out his mobile phone and clicked on the "Ex-Girlfriend Information Exchange Alliance".

[Little Princess] Help!What should I do if my boyfriend has too much energy?

[Little Princess] I'm a little embarrassed, but he seems to be a little too excited. Yesterday he heyed several times, and today he came into the room again and pestered me several times...

[Little Princess] I'm a little distressed, how should I reject him?

There was no reply in the group.

At this time, everyone should be asleep, right?

Noah was about to turn off the phone when a message popped up suddenly.

[Sister Green Tea] Hehe, are you showing off?

show off?No!

The little angel was full of confusion, but at this time the group had already lined up.

[Xiao Nei of Long Tian's family] +1

[Little padded jacket of Longtian's family] +10086

[Floor tiles of Longtian's house] + ID number

……

Humans are weird.

The little angel shook his head, put away his phone and fell asleep happily.

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