Overlord makes people smart

The little angel was lying on a park bench surrounded by concerned doctors and nurses.

Some of the white-clothed angels held scalpels, some held glucose water, and some adjusted their glasses, carefully shaking the small flashlights, trying to observe the mental state of the little angels from various angles.

Noah felt that his life value had reached its peak at this moment.

After all, the previous little angels had never caused such a big stir!

"Doctor, how is Baby Noah's condition? Is it serious?!"

Mr. Murong Ba asked tremblingly, he was the one who watched the little angel get into a car accident, and at this moment, he was more worried than all the people in the audience combined!

Seeing him so nervous, Noah immediately sat up and grabbed Murong Longtian's arm and said in surprise:

"Murong Longtian, have you occupied your body?"

"No, I am God!"

God Murong, who had already kept this unreliable rhetoric firmly in his heart, immediately refuted seriously, and a bewildered look appeared on the little angel's face.

Now this is Murong God... Could it be that his car accident stimulus didn't work at all?But God is clearly worried about his appearance...

The worried little angel frowned.

The attending doctor immediately uttered a cry of surprise:

"Oh my god, the situation is getting worse! The patient's family members, please don't stimulate his emotions! The patient can't stand any shock now!"

"Okay, okay!"

The boss of the universe and God was scolded by an ordinary human being. Murong God stood beside the bench, his tall body seemed to be shaking a bit. He stared intently at the little angel, and occasionally shifted his gaze to the doctor. Full of anxiety and pleading.

"Doctor, if there is anything I can do to help, please tell me!"

"You... are so sincere, you are his lover!"

The doctor was moved by this great love. Although he was not willing to order the anxious family members of the patient to do anything, but... the doctor turned his head to look at the dumbfounded patient on the bench, sighed, and pointed to the little girl in the distance. supermarket, says:

"Your lover's life is not in danger, but he continues to replenish energy in his body, go quickly and buy him some food!"

"it is good!"

Murong Longtian glanced at his little lover with reluctance and nostalgia, he turned around and ran resolutely towards the small supermarket with his gold card in his pocket.

In order to let his little lover get nutrition quickly, he decided to take over the supermarket!

Murong God's back quickly left everyone's sight. Seeing him go away, the little angel Noah immediately jumped off the bench, stroking his whole body anxiously.

"Oh my God! This patient, please don't act so frivolously in front of the doctor!" The attending doctor exclaimed and reprimanded severely, "We will never have any unreasonable thoughts about the patient!"

This sentence is full of slots, but the little angel has no spare time to care about them now.

"Mobile phone... where is my mobile phone?"

Noah groped all over his body, and finally found his mobile phone in his trouser pocket. He quickly clicked on the social software. The appearance of this deeply addicted teenager made the attending doctor shake his head.

"Hey, you say that the young people nowadays can't put down their electronic products after such a serious car accident. Lie down quickly, and we will test your vital signs for you."

As they said that, the angels in white took out mini electric drills, mini kitchen knives, mini leather whips and other tools.

little angel:"……"

Even for the sake of his own mental health, he felt that he should use his mobile phone to divert his attention.

Noah lay down again, he blocked his sight with his mobile phone, and the "buzzing" roar of the machines during the doctor's diagnosis and treatment came from his ears.

It's so realistic, isn't it!

The little angel tried his best to ignore the noise, clicked on the social software, he opened the "Ex-Girlfriend Information Exchange Alliance", and couldn't wait to add [Green Tea Sister].

[Little Princess] Hurry up!I tried the car accident stalk, why didn't it work?

A reply popped up in the blink of an eye.

[Green Tea Sister] Tried it?According to my experience, it should be very smooth!After I used this trick, my ex-boyfriend dumped me without hesitation!

... dump?

Noah blinked, and finally realized what was wrong, and he typed a line of reply.

[Little Princess] I don't want to break up with my boyfriend...

[Green Tea Sister] Don't break up?Didn't you say you wanted to become a boyfriend?

[Little Princess]... There is still a big difference between changing a boyfriend and changing a boyfriend.

[Little Princess] I mean, I want my current boyfriend to change his soul.

Looking at this reply, Noah himself felt that it was some kind of great witchcraft... But it wasn't, he just wanted to stimulate God and let him return the control of his body to Murong Longtian!

The little angel frowned in distress.

What is surprising is that his nonsense theory that he can't stand it has been understood by the other party.

[Sister Green Tea] I understand.

[Green Tea Sister] Let one of your boyfriend's personality dominate, isn't it?

... In this way, Murong Longtian seems like a problem child.

But the principle is also... more or less the same?

Noah thought about the difference carefully, and found that there seemed to be no difference, so he firmly sent an affirmative expression, and the other party replied at the speed of light.

[Sister Green Tea] Very good, the way to deal with this kind of person is to have more severe symptoms than him.Isn't your boyfriend smart?Just be smarter than him.He has two personalities, and you have two too!And you not only split two personalities, but your personality is more powerful and shocking than his!

As soon as this remark came out, there was a sound of "prprprpr" licking the screen in the group. The little angel was shocked, and could almost see the crystal saliva flowing into his mobile phone screen along the network cable from the compatible words of thousands of netizens...

Noah silently moved the phone further away and asked humbly.

[Little Princess] How can it be more shocking than his personality?

[Sister Green Tea] Nonsense, isn't it just pretending!For example...you are more manly than him!Shirtless, eat barbecue, drink draft beer and pick your feet!Remember that when pure men drink draft beer, they must pretend to be very hot and roll up their clothes by three quarters to show your chest muscles!

Can this stimulate Murong Longtian? !

The little angel's eyes lit up immediately.

Pure man or something, he is exactly that!

"Baby Noah!"

Murong God came out of the small supermarket carrying big bags and small bags, and went straight to the bench.

Seeing this, Noah frantically stuffed his phone back into his pocket. He watched the action of the miniature chainsaw seriously, pretending that he hadn't been paddling for fish secretly, so the little angel didn't see the latest information in the group.

The relatives and friends of Long Tian’s family screamed and licked [Green Tea Sister] from the beginning to the end, and finally Xiao Mengxin, who joined the group, asked intoxicatedly:

"Oh my god! You can come up with such a professional and rigorous solution. You are worthy of being a close sister! What major and school did your sister graduate from?"

The old people in the group immediately jumped out and scolded the young people:

"Stupid! Haven't you heard of this? Sister Zhixin is a high-level talent who came out of the famous national university Lvxiang! You must have never even heard of the professional name-sister, she was a first-class animal psychology major back then. Talent! The kind with a professional graduation certificate!"

——However, the little angel doesn't know all this!

Noah looked at God Murong and the snacks in his hands seriously, and decided to implement this seamless plan immediately!So God Murong rushed back full of expectations, and just stopped, what he greeted was not the news that his little lover was safe and sound——

When the doctors were busy with their work, Noah sat up suddenly, he waved his hand seriously and pushed everyone away, and shot Murong Longtian straight with his sharp eyes.

"Who are you?" The little angel asked seriously, her eyes turned red as she hugged her head suddenly, her frail body was on the verge of falling, "I, I lost my memory!"

"What?!" Murong Longtian was startled, and the mineral water in the plastic bag dropped to the ground.

Before everyone could react, Noah suddenly threw another thunder:

"My name is not Noah!"

At this moment, Murong God suddenly had a bad premonition in his heart, he endured the panic in his heart, and asked softly:

"Then baby... you, your name is..."

God really took the bait!

The corner of the little angel's mouth curled into a triumphant smile.

That's right, this is Noah's purpose!He wants to use a car accident to induce amnesia, and then change his identity logically. Only in this way, can he quietly produce another completely different personality, and this new personality will eat shirtless as [Green Tea Sister] said. Barbecue, drink draft beer, pick your feet, and roll up your clothes to show your chest muscles. It is more difficult to conquer than the stingy and strict Murong God!

Thinking of this, the little angel smiled evilly, opened his mouth, and said word by word:

"My name is - Ruo Yaya!"

Yes!The name of the new personality is Ruo Yaya, let's decide it happily!

The little angel was very happy and looking forward to it. Looking at the speechless people, he felt that it was time to show his masculine charm!But now there is neither barbecue nor draft beer, what should we do?

Noah thought for two seconds, then decisively reached out and started to unbutton his clothes.

Today's little angel is the same as usual, wearing a snow-white shirt with no wrinkles at all, and only a pair of black suit pants on the lower body, so she looks thin and elegant. The most important thing is that her legs are very long and her buttocks are particularly upturned!

As soon as he made a move at this moment, the angels in white couldn't stand the beauty. Temptations looked over one after another. Murong God, who opened his mouth so wide that he could stuff an egg, immediately turned his head and stared back viciously, until everyone hurriedly turned their backs. Facing them, Murong God breathed a sigh of relief and turned around.

However, as soon as he turned around, he was stunned.

The very active little angel has already unbuttoned five or six buttons at this moment, and even the pink and tender chest and bright red spots can be seen from the open shirt!

"Baby?!"

Murong God looked astonished, and he couldn't help screaming.

Hearing the trembling in God's voice, the little angel looked up at him, feeling a little smug in his heart.

but!This is not the ultimate trick!

The little angel had a serious face, and he shot quickly, pulling up the open shirt by three quarters!

"Shh!"

Murong God felt that he had experienced an illusion, as if he had encountered an oasis in the thirsty desert.

In that oasis, his little angel lifted up the hem of his shirt, the bare, seductive thin texture on his thin body was still slightly shining, and the milky white skin made people want to lean over and lick it, There are two points that are full of temptation...

Murong God is ready to move.

Seeing his appearance, the little angel couldn't be more proud!

Noah couldn't help puffing out his chest. Under Murong God's scorching gaze, he was finally able to say the domineering quotation that he had been brewing for a long time.

That's right, it's a classic statement from a pure man!

The little angel held his shirt between his shirts, and gave a serious thumbs up:

"Brother dei, do you want to drink draft beer together after get off work?"

The author has something to say:

The author has wanted to write an amnesia meme for a long time!

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