Overlord makes people smart

At three o'clock in the morning, the captain stood at the top of the stairs with a dignified expression.

Secretary Li stomped up the stairs, and frowned beautifully upon seeing this:

"Why don't you go? What are you doing here?"

"Hmph, human, you don't understand!" The captain turned his head arrogantly.

Secretary Li was used to him saying similar words from time to time, so there was no wave in his heart at this moment, and he even wanted to laugh a little.

"Work starts at nine o'clock tomorrow morning, so get a good night's sleep."

After speaking, Secretary Li left, and before entering the room, he notified the team leader:

"Tomorrow morning, make eight-treasure porridge, soup dumplings and shrimp dumplings."

The door closed with a "bang", and at the same time the captain's throat moved in disappointment.

However, the captain is an angel with backbone and loyalty. After swallowing his saliva, he still stared at the door of Noah's room, refusing to leave.

The captain wanted to check it out.

The scene filmed this afternoon was a human tragedy. The heroine was pushed to the ground by the vicious old landlord and humiliated in every possible way. She was even forced to wear a foreign-style wedding dress rented from a bamboo horse and sell her kidneys. Her pretty face became more and more gloomy. , the light in her eyes was gradually replaced by despair, and finally escaped with great difficulty, but the bamboo horse who knew the truth left angrily. The heroine suffered from grief and rumors from her neighbors, so she had no choice but to choose to marry the old landlord, handsome and unrestrained After some setbacks, he finally forgave the old landlord, and added a fourth brother to the old landlord's eldest son, Yingjun. Everyone should have lived a happy life together, but at this time, it is impossible to love the heroine deeply. Zhuma sold his other kidney and came back with revenge. He used the savings from selling the kidney to buy a whole twenty boxes of Sky Monkey. In his depressed emotions, he smiled miserably and lit the fuse, and the old landlord's house suddenly burst into flames. ...

In fact, this tragedy could have been avoided, as long as the heroine's grandfather played by the captain could look down at the bullied heroine and the old landlord who was bullied under the table while eating!

After filming this movie, the captain suddenly thought of the little angel mascot at home, he had to take a look to feel at ease!

...but what if God was really in Noah's room?

The captain was lost in thought.

He was completely unaware that the little angel had already been moaned and moaned several times.

The captain's loving heart is about to move, but when he thinks of God's dog temper, the captain dare not go up to knock on the door directly, after all, he will be judged on his title when he returns to heaven.

Just when he was in a dilemma, the door of the little angel's room was suddenly opened, and the captain looked around quickly, just in time to see their incomparably pure little angel wrapped in a quilt and pushing a naked man out.

"Get out!"

As soon as Noah urged, he looked up and saw the captain standing outside the door with a messy face, and he suddenly felt ill.

Glancing at Murong Long's radiant body from the corner of the eye, Noah gasped, and quickly moved the quilt stacked around his waist to cover his important parts, but with this movement, the little angel's white thighs couldn't cover it again.

team leader:"……"

Fuck, the mascot of their team was taken away by God!

Facing the captain's extremely shocked gaze, Noah was filled with shame. He opened his mouth and lowered his head in shame.

The little angel was very disturbed, but Murong Longtian, who is a god, would not feel that way at all!

He cast his sharp eyes on the captain, and the meaning in his eyes was obvious:

Why are you still not leaving?

The captain trembled all over, quickly took out the sunglasses in his bag and put them on his face, turned around and groped toward the depths of the corridor, like a real blind man.

The little angel who happened to look up: "..."

Shock!

The captain actually has such a problem!

After watching the captain go away, Noah immediately changed the pain on his face, and he turned his head to stare at Murong Longtian with very serious eyes:

"Why haven't you left yet?"

Murong God opened his eyes wide, his face full of disbelief.

At this time, the little angel quickly bent down to pick up the scattered clothes on the ground, before even having time to see who it belonged to, he stuffed them all to Murong Longtian.

"Go back to your own room!"

After finishing speaking, Noah closed the door ruthlessly.

Murong God raised his eyes to look at the door, and then looked down at the twisted clothes in his arms. His eyes suddenly darkened, and he stretched out his right hand to draw out a pair of white men's shorts.

Little lover's... Hehehehe!

The sound of footsteps gradually faded away, and Noah, who was lying on the door panel and listening to the movement outside, finally breathed a sigh of relief. He rubbed against the door panel, and suddenly remembered that Murong Longtian had pressed him here just now... The little angel blushed and scratched Chin, turned and dashed back to the soft bed.

It seems that such stimulation is not enough!

The little angel's face was serious and flushed.

It's just that he saw him alone, and Murong Longtian suddenly became violent. If he followed the method in the database, maybe he would really be like the protagonist in the data, and be [beep——] out of tune Put your legs together!

Thinking of the serious consequences, Noah couldn't help but plunged his head into the quilt and stayed there for a while, until beads of sweat appeared on his forehead, before he re-rolled the quilt, looking solemnly - lost in thought.

The little angel's thoughts were boundless. Out of the corner of his eye, he caught a glimpse of the mobile phone next to him. After thinking about it, he couldn't help but take it and unlock it, swiped a few times, and clicked into his social software.

Yes, even carefree little angels sometimes worry about relationships and try to solve problems with the help of social networking!

And there is only one home field for him, and that is the mysterious ancient organization——

Ex-Girlfriend Information Exchange Alliance!

Noah has not paid attention to the news of this group for a long time. When he opened the software, he saw the dazzling red dot and the "99+" logo. The time stamp was just 3 minutes ago—

[Sister Bailian] A month ago, I made that wrong decision, and everyone said I was stupid!But today, I want to tell you that when I was pregnant with Murong's dragon seed, it took me ten days to break into the social circle of celebrities in the capital.Fifteen days later, I found a suitable blind date candidate. He is the CEO of a top ten international company, and he personally promised me to be responsible for me and my children!

I am pregnant with a dragon seed, and I, Bai Lian, will never beg anyone!

little angel:"……"

After so many days, Bai Lian still hasn't understood the truth about the baby?The child's father is not Murong Longtian!

Noah thought, the screen flashed, and another message came up——

[Sister Bailian] Hurry up and wait online!Please tell me the exact location of Longtian, the sisters, the child is about to be born and he can't live without his father! /shy/

Noah was really speechless now.

After thinking about it, he firmly typed a line of words on the keyboard and sent it out. As soon as the little angel's ID came out, the melon-eaters who had been hidden during [Sister Bailian]'s one-man show appeared one after another.

[Little Princess] Excuse me, for the happy life of my boyfriend and I, how should I stimulate him?

This is a sincere inquiry from the little angel.

However, the style of painting by netizens is a bit strange.

[Long Tianjia's Bathrobes] Excitement?Manual Aite Gold boss [Little Princess], I am ashamed of what you said~

[Longtianjia's Soap] Needless to say!Of course it is indescribable!Mr. Art, do I have some magic liquid here?Non-volatile and long-lasting pure plant extracts are absolutely natural and harmless, starting at 10 yuan for a [-]ml bottle, a must-have to conquer your ex-boyfriend!

[What about Long Tian's family] Let me teach you, big brother gold!Men are lower body animals, if you want to tie his heart, you must find a way to tie his lower body!I opened an online store, specializing in mailing all kinds of ropes. Pure silk is light, thin, breathable and does not hurt the body. Whether you like shame Play or leather whip wax oil, you can go in and pick it out. The treasure of our store is mysterious and glamorous sets ♂ The outfit also develops a variety of colors on the basis of pure black, and the colors are rich and gorgeous!Order now and get a colorful soft leather whip, plus a new type of scented candle!

[Longtian's Bath Towel] Don't talk so much upstairs, just go to the link!

【Long Tian Family's Grinding Stone】Link +1

[Longtian's Refrigerator] Link +2

【Longtianjia Shower Gel】link +10086

[Longtianjia Shampoo] link + ID number

……

Noah was a little embarrassed.

He didn't ask for a link to some dishonest store!

However, the finger went in without disappointment. The little angel looked at it with relish for half an hour. He raised his mobile phone until his hands were sore before he realized his main purpose. 】The masses of "sex ♂ happy life".

[Little Princess] It's not that kind of stimulation... that is, how can I make him feel his heart is touched?Can change a person immediately?

After Noah sent out these words, there was no sound in the group for a long time.

After a while, a message popped up.

[Bathtub in Long Tian's house] Boss, are you... stimulated?

Noah was confused.

He was not stimulated!

This time, the little angel hadn't had time to speak, and the group was already crooked.

Noah's mobile phone was bombarded indiscriminately, and the screen was full of various tortures. Some crazy netizens even offered to sit on it and then retreat at a critical moment, leaving the scumbag alone to comfort the terrible loneliness and emptiness. revenge.

Amidst the booing voices supporting "Don't sit down", a familiar ID jumped out. Her words were not only not hostile but extremely peaceful, like a clear stream injected into the filth, which made the little angel's eyes shine.

【Green Tea Sister】When my first boyfriend broke up with me, I thought about stimulating him...

The ellipsis at the back is very thought-provoking, Noah ignored many netizens chasing after [Green Tea Sister], and directly typed to ask.

[Little Princess] What happened next?What the hell did you do?

[Sister Green Tea] replied very quickly, almost a second later, the little angel saw her answer.

[Green Tea Sister] I took a risk and caused a car accident.When the [-]-mile Rolls-Royce came galloping, I finally saw his distorted face.

Twisted!face!

The little angel was stunned.

The little angel who has an entire database in her mind knows very well what a price it is for human beings to go two hundred yards!

But this is really nothing to the little angel!Things that can be avoided by flapping your wings!

So... this plan might work?

Noah's eyes were very bright.

He felt that this great plan could be implemented tomorrow. After all, cars are everywhere in the world!

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A cry of "Wow" came! !

No one cares about me!Super wronged!

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