Overlord makes people smart

As soon as the car stopped at the entrance of the villa, Noah quickly opened the door and jumped out, and ran into the villa like a rabbit.

As soon as Murong God walked into the villa, the little angel slipped into his room and closed the door.

Then Noah threw himself onto the bed.

The sky slowly became darker, and the thick curtains blocked the only glimmer of light from the window.

The whole room was pitch black, the little angel moved his body, slowly got into the quilt, and wrapped himself into a huge silkworm chrysalis.

He really didn't know how to stimulate Murong God, he took him back home and met his human parents, but Murong Longtian not only failed to occupy the body, but let God get a treasure book.

Omg this is a nightmare!

The little angel thought for a long time, and finally activated the database.

Although the captains tried their best to prevent him from entering the database to look up everything about the human overlord for some reason, the little angel felt that the database was very useful!Finding the exact solution to the puzzle every time is awesome!

Noah searched for the key word "stimulus" seriously, and immediately a variety of words flooded in, filling his mind to the brim.

Before the little angel could read it, the warning sound of "beep beep" sounded immediately, and a line of familiar characters came to mind——

[For your physical and mental health, sensitive words will be blocked]

Sensitive words...

Noah remembered the eclectic jokes listed in the database in those years, the pure little angel burrowed his head under the pillow, and silently opened the database.

After all, the little angel just looked up some formal information to solve the problem of the human overlord, and didn't want to read anything indecent!

As a result, after the line of words dispersed, the gradually clear words were mixed with [beep——] that filled the screen.

Noah: "..."

It's hard to imagine how evil humans are!

But with such a blurry screen, there is no way to understand what is stimulating the boss!Can't the coded place be removed?

Just as Noah was thinking, a line of small characters jumped out again.

[It is detected that the user is an adult, do you want to choose the unshielded mode?whether】

Noah scratched his chin, and decisively chose yes. The barrier in front of him was dispelled. Before the characters became clear, the little angel saw the prominent title at the top——

Sweet escape wife is too hot (R18 direction)

...what the hell is R18.

The pure little angel said that he couldn't understand a single word, so he continued to read calmly.

【Long Yetian snorted coldly, and pushed the little escaped wife onto the bed. He unbuttoned his clothes, and his slow movements were like a cheetah dormant in the dark, with the power to tear everything apart in his calmness.

"You, what do you want?"

Noah raised his weeping little face, and the crystal tears in his pure and innocent eyes caused great excitement and pleasure in Long Yetian's heart.

"Since you want to escape so much, I will fulfill you!" After Long Yetian finished speaking, a nasty smile appeared on the corner of his mouth, he pulled off his pants suddenly, and ordered to Noah, naked, "Satisfy me ! As long as you are willing to sacrifice your body, after tonight, I will let you go back to the Nuo family!"

"You bad guy!"

Noah shed tears of grievance, he lay humiliated on the bed, shyly and obediently revealed his...]

"Snapped!"

Noah turned over suddenly, buried his head in the pillow and remained motionless.

The little angel felt like he was suffocating from the heat.

After a while, he quietly turned around and wrapped up the small quilt tightly, and called up another file again.

That one just now...was not very serious, it didn't suit the principles of little angels!Or see if there is anything else...

【Ruo Yaya screamed, and begged with a flushed face: "No, don't...ah!"】

"Snapped!"

[Long Yetian grinned grimly, ferociously...]

"Snapped!"

[The two are entangled together, the sound of "popping" on the flexible water bed...]

"Snapped!"

"what!!!"

Noah collapsed into the pillow, his face flushed.

Why are there so many embarrassing things in the database!Did the colleagues in charge of the clean network really review it properly? !

The little angel calmed down for a while lying in the warm quilt. Although the temperature of the face had been lowered by the blowing of the air-conditioning wind, the heat all over the body could not be dispelled. Instead, it became hotter and hotter.

Noah stared at the roof for a while, his eyes drifted, he licked his lips, and couldn't help stretching out his hand to touch a certain place.

The hand is getting closer and closer to the destination, and the little angel's heart is very tangled.

He is a holy little angel, he shouldn't think about these things!

But...it's really uncomfortable!

Besides, the angels sometimes giggle by themselves, right?

Noah thought for a while, stretched out a hand with difficulty and dialed the captain, and listened to the ring tone played back on the other side of the phone several times. The always good-tempered little angel was a little irritable at the moment. Waiting for the other party to speak first, he hurriedly said:

"Captain, do you usually giggle by yourself?"

"...What hehe?"

The voice on the other end of the phone was a bit noisy, the captain seemed to be squatting on the main road talking, and the sounds of the surrounding cars and people were clearly transmitted through the screen of the phone, which gave the little angel a sense of shame that he was surrounded by everyone Feel.

Noah resisted the hotness and shame, lowered his voice and asked:

"That's... well, just like human beings, give yourself hehehe..."

The captain was very puzzled by the little angel's upside-down words, what are you talking about?It wasn't until Noah gave a vague and embarrassing explanation that the captain realized that he turned to look at Secretary Li.

Secretary Li was walking along the congested traffic. Under the dim light, his unsmiling face, wearing glasses, was as soft and white as an egg shell just out of water. If it wasn't for his straight and abstinent suit, others would not be able to see this at all. In fact, human beings are already in their twenties and have been tempered in society for five or six years.

The captain took out a lollipop, put it in his mouth, and said vicissitudes:

"alright."

The little angel immediately asked puzzledly, "What does that mean?"

"...It's just that sometimes we can hey by ourselves, and we angels can't do it." Then, the captain looked at the congested traffic, and began to tell the little angel, "By the way, we shouldn't be able to go home tonight, remember to lock it up." Doors and windows, don't let that beast..."

"Dudu..."

The other end of the phone hung up immediately.

The captain immediately frowned, he hasn't finished yet!

However, Noah, who was in the villa, didn't understand the captain's grandpa's love and protection at all. He threw the phone far away, and stretched out his hand to make a victory gesture.

The captain said that angels can also do it!And it's very good!Then it shouldn't be a big deal for him to hey now!

The little angel immediately moved her right hand, moving towards a certain place bit by bit.

After all, it was the first attempt, and Noah was still very nervous, which made him even more excited. He could even feel that his body was already excited. This kind of strange and primitive stimulation made the little angel so addicted to it that he couldn't stop. Forget to pay attention to the surrounding environment.

The little angel's hand had already touched the hem of his trousers, and seeing that something indescribable was about to happen, the door suddenly made a soft "creak".

Oh my god, someone will find out!

Noah trembled all over, quickly closed his eyes and pretended to sleep.

A faint light flashed in front of him, and then it returned to darkness.

God Murong stood at the door, seeing that the little lover was already sound asleep, he closed the door with confidence, and tiptoed to the big bed, standing one meter away from the bed, God crossed his arms, and swept his burning eyes over the little lover's black hair , swept across his forehead and delicate facial features, and finally settled on Noah's pink and tender lips like petals.

Murong God is no longer the inexperienced man who only does things with love. He has accepted the magical inheritance from thousands of families in Huaguo——"Chrysanthemum Treasure"!

When I was in the castle, I was only listening to the clear yellow chicken soup from the former President of the universe, Murong God restrained the idea of ​​opening this book, just now, Murong God finally opened the first page calmly.

At that moment, the holy light of wisdom dazzled God's eyes.

He never thought that the mere crystallization of human wisdom would make him, a god, tremble!

God at this moment sees the world so completely new, he even thinks human beings are so cute!

After receiving the baptism of the Holy Light of the New World, God Murong couldn't wait to share it with his little lover. He slowly turned the first page, and saw the words "Fancy Kissing" written on the top edge. The detailed illustration below is simply Let God's mind flow.

Hey, so evil!Humans don't even wear clothes when they kiss!

Murong Long's obscene and evil eyes fell on the simple figure, and he couldn't help but glance around the silkworm baby on the bed from the corner of his eye.

Well, every part of the little lover is perfect, it's time to use practice to test the truth!

Murong Longtian couldn't wait to unlock the new pose, he hurriedly saw a kissing pose named "Hua Die", he immediately approached the bed, got on the bed, lowered his head, and got close to his little lover.

Well, the prep work is done.

Murong God lowered his head and glanced at Xiao Huang Shu seriously.

["Butterfly" - a flower-shaped kissing method based on the French deep kiss, the two parties get close to each other mouth to mouth, and join the difficult posture of tying a bow on the tip of the tongue, which is poetic and picturesque, and it will come naturally.

Advantages: high aesthetic value

Disadvantages: requires a strong technical foundation, not suitable for beginners

Cultivation Difficulty: Four Stars]

... Wonderful.Forget it, let's have a good kiss on the rare first night.

Wait, first night? !

As soon as this word appeared in his mind, Murong Longtian suddenly became excited, he rubbed his hands excitedly, knelt down on the little angel in a very rogue manner, pouted and moved his lips together.

Suddenly a flustered and soft breath caressed his face, God Murong frowned, and opened his eyes suspiciously, at a very close distance, God Murong saw the little angel's eyes closed, and a look of bewilderment flashed across his white and tender face .

Murong God: "..."

Young birthday!The hooligan was caught on the spot!

The author has something to say:

The villain of Baodian said - we don't take the blame for not wearing clothes!

In addition, the strange kissing pose mentioned by the author is called "Liang Zhu Huadie", which was written in the WeChat public account "Cold Joke", and also introduced other new kissing poses Hehehe~

The next chapter drives an impure car~ little angels come up!