Overlord makes people smart
Chapter 48 traffic accident
During meal time, the angels trembled under the pressure of God.
After all, they were caught speaking ill of God just now!What to do, after returning to heaven, you won't be sent to the edge of hell, right?
Yet God did not speak until after breakfast.
The angels were very disturbed. In the end, the captain could only bite the bullet and asked before God went out:
"Is this world... still destroyed?"
The angels all pricked up their ears waiting for the result.
Destroy the world?God Murong snorted coldly, and glared at the captain. The world is destroyed, how can he get close to his little lover with his identity as the overlord?
"Noah, let's go to work!"
After finishing speaking, God Murong left the dining table and turned towards the door.
It seems that God is really occupying the body now.
The little angel felt melancholy for a while, and was even a little unaccustomed to hearing the other party call his name, but he still hurriedly chased after him. After all, before Murong Longtian could occupy the body, he had to follow the other party well!
The door of the villa opened, and a lively figure jumped in.
Murong Aotian looked at the crowd with a smile on his face, full of enthusiasm.
Mr. Elegant and Noble is here to pick up their Murong family's dragon species!
Yesterday he tried his best but failed to stop his brother. Thanks to Ah Fu's help, he was able to delay for a while and let his brother return to the villa after twelve o'clock.
Seeing everything my sister-in-law has painstakingly arranged, my brother must be very moved, right?In the dead of night, with a warm atmosphere, it is unreasonable not to come more than ten or twenty times [beep——] at this time!After a night of hard work, the sister-in-law must have successfully conceived and gave birth to twins. The eldest son is cold and handsome, who looks exactly like his elder brother, and the younger son is quiet and delicate, just like his sister-in-law. Being able to live this kind of life is a winner in life!
The elegant nobleman took out the baby bottle and the rattle, and walked carefully with his waist bowed, for fear of accidentally stepping on his little nephew's cute and tender hands.
Murong God easily read his mind, and at this moment a surge of anger rushed into his heart.
This human being!By making such a move, is it mocking him for not being able to complete the great harmony of life with his little lover? !
Murong God was enraged, he sneered at Mr. Elegant and noble:
"This is my stupid brother?"
"Brother, brother?!"
The elegant and noble son was too frightened by Murong God's strong hostility to raise his head.
Although my brother's aura was very strong before...but why is he even more aggressive today?
Murong Aotian was very puzzled.
Seeing this, Noah could only step forward to smooth things over. He patted Murong Aotian on the shoulder, thought for a while and only asked one question:
"Aotian, why are you here?"
Murong Aotian quickly glanced at Murong God, and whispered:
"Mom and Dad held a banquet, let me call you."
Yes, as the former president and wife of Universe Ba, the Murong couple spent every day in luxurious banquets.When they have nothing to do, they have to hold a banquet to adjust their mood, not to mention that today is their eldest son - Murong Longtian's birthday!
Of course, now their eldest son has become Murong God.
The little angel seriously thought about Murong God's current thinking mode, and was very worried whether he would blurt out a sentence to the Murong couple:
"Stupid humans!"
... This is obviously not possible!
The little angel hesitated, but after thinking for a while, he nodded and agreed.
Noah also watched TV!In this case, what Murong Longtian needs most is the stimulation of being familiar with the environment, so that he can perfectly occupy the human body!
"Humph!"
Murong God snorted coldly, turned around and sat in the back seat of the car.
The little angel looked at this scene with some doubts. He thought that according to God's temper, he would turn around and leave. Why didn't others persuade him today?Could it be that God felt embarrassed to refuse to borrow Murong Longtian's body?
... What a joke, when will God consider other people's feelings!
Noah shook his head, and just about to go around and sit down on the other side, he saw Murong God poking his head out from the back seat again, staring at him and Murong Aotian with a serious expression.
"Why don't you get in the car yet?"
"Get on it now!" Mr. Elegant and noble shuddered, and rushed to the front seat like a rabbit.
The little angel had to sit in the back seat.
The car door closed, Murong God immediately moved a long distance, and leaned firmly beside the little angel.
The thighs of the two were close together, only two thin layers of trousers were separated between them. The temperature was transmitted from the close skin. Noah felt a little uncomfortable, so he quietly sat down beside Murong Longtian's thighs. Immediately afterwards, it diverged, and it was still attached to the little angel's leg.
Noah's ears were a little red, he opened his mouth and said, "Longtian..."
"Call me God!"
Murong God is categorical.
The little angel fell silent for a moment.
He felt that his thoughts were really dirty!It is obvious that the other party is no longer Mr. Murong Ba but God, but it turns out that he has bad thoughts because of his face, it is really shameless!
Noah blushed, and when he looked at Murong God's move, he felt that he was thinking too much - after all, God's character is so arrogant and unreasonable!
Murong God didn't know that his image in the little lover's heart was a little shorter, he subconsciously followed the warmth of Noah's body, and couldn't help frowning as he watched the slow traffic.
The world is the world, and the traffic is so underdeveloped!
Of course, slowness in the eyes of God is actually a speed of two hundred yards.
Mr. A Fu still praised with satisfaction: "Today's expressway is really good, there is no traffic jam at all!"
Murong Aotian nodded in agreement.
The corner of Murong God's mouth couldn't help revealing a mocking arc.
Stupid human beings, are you satisfied with this speed? !
In the eyes of God, these humans are just wasting time in vain!Or let him shorten the distance!
Seeing that he was about to pass through a dark tunnel ahead, God Murong snorted coldly and snapped his fingers at the moment when the light was blocked by the tunnel.
Noah caught a glimpse of the golden light from the corner of his eye, and he turned his head in surprise.
"you……"
Before the words were spoken, a dazzling light suddenly came from the front, and the driver looked at the rear mirror happily and said:
"After leaving this tunnel and driving for another hour..."
"boom!"
A loud noise interrupted the driver's words, and at the same time the car body shook violently.
Noah's ribs were almost broken by the seat belt, his head was buzzing, and there was a sudden warmth on his cheeks. The little angel raised his head in a daze, and saw Murong Longtian's handsome face close in front of him. At this moment, his face was full of worry.
"Noah baby, are you okay?"
Murong God frowned and spoke.
Noah shook his head, was taken aback suddenly, and looked up at Murong Longtian suspiciously.
Why did he call him... baby?
The little angel was puzzled, and was about to ask the other party, when the panicked voice of Mr. Driver suddenly came from beside his ear.
"Master, Master..."
"Mr. Driver, are you all right?"
The kind little angel immediately turned his head and asked, the driver shook his head, and pointed to the front window with horror on his face:
"But Master Aotian, he..."
Noah immediately looked forward, Murong Aotian was no longer on the co-pilot, and there was a big hole in the front window, even the windshield wiper was broken.
"What about Aotian?"
The little angel immediately rolled down the car window and looked outside, only to see Murong Aotian lying there motionless not far from the front of the car.
At the same time, he saw the surrounding environment clearly, and Noah was immediately startled.
This is the castle of the Murong family, how could they arrive so soon?
Thinking of the golden light he had glimpsed before, Noah immediately turned his gaze to God.
God Murong didn't expect his divine power to have recovered to such a level. He was guilty and at the same time a little annoyed. Facing the little angel's reproachful gaze, he puffed up his chest like a child, shirking responsibility and saying:
"It's not my fault, it's Aotian who didn't fasten his seat belt!"
"The shortening of the distance is always done by you, right?"
The little angel resolutely pushed the pot to God Murong, and pointed to the motionless Murong Aotian and urged:
"Hurry up and use your divine power to help him, otherwise Aotian won't be able to get up!"
After all, he was also his younger brother for more than twenty years, God Murong groaned and concentrated his divine power seriously, a golden light cast on Murong Aotian, the elegant and noble son was still lying dead.
"Why is it useless?" The little angel was a little anxious.
Murong God waved his hand: "Don't worry."
As soon as the words finished, Murong Aotian suddenly jumped up, wiped the blood on his chin, and the elegant nobleman happily ran to the gate of the castle and rang the doorbell.
"Crack-"
The heavy door opened to both sides, and the cheerful servants came out surrounded by the well-dressed Mrs. Murong. When she saw Murong Aotian, Mrs. Murong's complexion suddenly changed.
"Aotian, why do you..."
"I?"
Murong Aotian looked down, and suddenly screamed and fainted to the ground. Suddenly, a group of people in white coats rushed up and used a thermometer like a mini chainsaw to conduct a physical examination on the elegant nobleman. Mrs. Murong He rushed towards the car with another team.
"How are the people inside?!"
Mrs. Murong yelled nervously and worriedly, she seemed to be rushing forward with her sleeves rolled up at any moment.
Noah opened his mouth and was about to answer when God Murong rolled down the window and replied calmly:
"pretty good."
"Then I'm relieved!" Mrs. Murong breathed a sigh of relief, and then said worriedly, "Don't be afraid, son, mom will find someone to rescue you right away!"
"Oh."
Murong God: A face of indifference.jpg.
Noah was embarrassed for a while, but finally couldn't help but pushed the car door and pulled Murong Longtian down, and helped the driver to open the car door. Unexpectedly, as soon as his foot landed, Mrs. Murong's face was suddenly shocked. The kind lady rushed up heroically and threw several people to the ground together.
"Get down, it will explode!"
……explode?Noah patted her shoulder dumbfoundedly.
"Calm down lady, we just hit the front of the car, at best..."
"boom!"
The colorful mushroom cloud rose slowly, accompanied by a loud noise, completely covering the little angel's voice.
Noah stared in disbelief for a few seconds before opening his mouth, and finished the rest of the sentence:
"The front of the car is just dented."
The author has something to say:
Warm reminder, there will be benefits in a few chapters~
【The lascivious bad bad】
After all, they were caught speaking ill of God just now!What to do, after returning to heaven, you won't be sent to the edge of hell, right?
Yet God did not speak until after breakfast.
The angels were very disturbed. In the end, the captain could only bite the bullet and asked before God went out:
"Is this world... still destroyed?"
The angels all pricked up their ears waiting for the result.
Destroy the world?God Murong snorted coldly, and glared at the captain. The world is destroyed, how can he get close to his little lover with his identity as the overlord?
"Noah, let's go to work!"
After finishing speaking, God Murong left the dining table and turned towards the door.
It seems that God is really occupying the body now.
The little angel felt melancholy for a while, and was even a little unaccustomed to hearing the other party call his name, but he still hurriedly chased after him. After all, before Murong Longtian could occupy the body, he had to follow the other party well!
The door of the villa opened, and a lively figure jumped in.
Murong Aotian looked at the crowd with a smile on his face, full of enthusiasm.
Mr. Elegant and Noble is here to pick up their Murong family's dragon species!
Yesterday he tried his best but failed to stop his brother. Thanks to Ah Fu's help, he was able to delay for a while and let his brother return to the villa after twelve o'clock.
Seeing everything my sister-in-law has painstakingly arranged, my brother must be very moved, right?In the dead of night, with a warm atmosphere, it is unreasonable not to come more than ten or twenty times [beep——] at this time!After a night of hard work, the sister-in-law must have successfully conceived and gave birth to twins. The eldest son is cold and handsome, who looks exactly like his elder brother, and the younger son is quiet and delicate, just like his sister-in-law. Being able to live this kind of life is a winner in life!
The elegant nobleman took out the baby bottle and the rattle, and walked carefully with his waist bowed, for fear of accidentally stepping on his little nephew's cute and tender hands.
Murong God easily read his mind, and at this moment a surge of anger rushed into his heart.
This human being!By making such a move, is it mocking him for not being able to complete the great harmony of life with his little lover? !
Murong God was enraged, he sneered at Mr. Elegant and noble:
"This is my stupid brother?"
"Brother, brother?!"
The elegant and noble son was too frightened by Murong God's strong hostility to raise his head.
Although my brother's aura was very strong before...but why is he even more aggressive today?
Murong Aotian was very puzzled.
Seeing this, Noah could only step forward to smooth things over. He patted Murong Aotian on the shoulder, thought for a while and only asked one question:
"Aotian, why are you here?"
Murong Aotian quickly glanced at Murong God, and whispered:
"Mom and Dad held a banquet, let me call you."
Yes, as the former president and wife of Universe Ba, the Murong couple spent every day in luxurious banquets.When they have nothing to do, they have to hold a banquet to adjust their mood, not to mention that today is their eldest son - Murong Longtian's birthday!
Of course, now their eldest son has become Murong God.
The little angel seriously thought about Murong God's current thinking mode, and was very worried whether he would blurt out a sentence to the Murong couple:
"Stupid humans!"
... This is obviously not possible!
The little angel hesitated, but after thinking for a while, he nodded and agreed.
Noah also watched TV!In this case, what Murong Longtian needs most is the stimulation of being familiar with the environment, so that he can perfectly occupy the human body!
"Humph!"
Murong God snorted coldly, turned around and sat in the back seat of the car.
The little angel looked at this scene with some doubts. He thought that according to God's temper, he would turn around and leave. Why didn't others persuade him today?Could it be that God felt embarrassed to refuse to borrow Murong Longtian's body?
... What a joke, when will God consider other people's feelings!
Noah shook his head, and just about to go around and sit down on the other side, he saw Murong God poking his head out from the back seat again, staring at him and Murong Aotian with a serious expression.
"Why don't you get in the car yet?"
"Get on it now!" Mr. Elegant and noble shuddered, and rushed to the front seat like a rabbit.
The little angel had to sit in the back seat.
The car door closed, Murong God immediately moved a long distance, and leaned firmly beside the little angel.
The thighs of the two were close together, only two thin layers of trousers were separated between them. The temperature was transmitted from the close skin. Noah felt a little uncomfortable, so he quietly sat down beside Murong Longtian's thighs. Immediately afterwards, it diverged, and it was still attached to the little angel's leg.
Noah's ears were a little red, he opened his mouth and said, "Longtian..."
"Call me God!"
Murong God is categorical.
The little angel fell silent for a moment.
He felt that his thoughts were really dirty!It is obvious that the other party is no longer Mr. Murong Ba but God, but it turns out that he has bad thoughts because of his face, it is really shameless!
Noah blushed, and when he looked at Murong God's move, he felt that he was thinking too much - after all, God's character is so arrogant and unreasonable!
Murong God didn't know that his image in the little lover's heart was a little shorter, he subconsciously followed the warmth of Noah's body, and couldn't help frowning as he watched the slow traffic.
The world is the world, and the traffic is so underdeveloped!
Of course, slowness in the eyes of God is actually a speed of two hundred yards.
Mr. A Fu still praised with satisfaction: "Today's expressway is really good, there is no traffic jam at all!"
Murong Aotian nodded in agreement.
The corner of Murong God's mouth couldn't help revealing a mocking arc.
Stupid human beings, are you satisfied with this speed? !
In the eyes of God, these humans are just wasting time in vain!Or let him shorten the distance!
Seeing that he was about to pass through a dark tunnel ahead, God Murong snorted coldly and snapped his fingers at the moment when the light was blocked by the tunnel.
Noah caught a glimpse of the golden light from the corner of his eye, and he turned his head in surprise.
"you……"
Before the words were spoken, a dazzling light suddenly came from the front, and the driver looked at the rear mirror happily and said:
"After leaving this tunnel and driving for another hour..."
"boom!"
A loud noise interrupted the driver's words, and at the same time the car body shook violently.
Noah's ribs were almost broken by the seat belt, his head was buzzing, and there was a sudden warmth on his cheeks. The little angel raised his head in a daze, and saw Murong Longtian's handsome face close in front of him. At this moment, his face was full of worry.
"Noah baby, are you okay?"
Murong God frowned and spoke.
Noah shook his head, was taken aback suddenly, and looked up at Murong Longtian suspiciously.
Why did he call him... baby?
The little angel was puzzled, and was about to ask the other party, when the panicked voice of Mr. Driver suddenly came from beside his ear.
"Master, Master..."
"Mr. Driver, are you all right?"
The kind little angel immediately turned his head and asked, the driver shook his head, and pointed to the front window with horror on his face:
"But Master Aotian, he..."
Noah immediately looked forward, Murong Aotian was no longer on the co-pilot, and there was a big hole in the front window, even the windshield wiper was broken.
"What about Aotian?"
The little angel immediately rolled down the car window and looked outside, only to see Murong Aotian lying there motionless not far from the front of the car.
At the same time, he saw the surrounding environment clearly, and Noah was immediately startled.
This is the castle of the Murong family, how could they arrive so soon?
Thinking of the golden light he had glimpsed before, Noah immediately turned his gaze to God.
God Murong didn't expect his divine power to have recovered to such a level. He was guilty and at the same time a little annoyed. Facing the little angel's reproachful gaze, he puffed up his chest like a child, shirking responsibility and saying:
"It's not my fault, it's Aotian who didn't fasten his seat belt!"
"The shortening of the distance is always done by you, right?"
The little angel resolutely pushed the pot to God Murong, and pointed to the motionless Murong Aotian and urged:
"Hurry up and use your divine power to help him, otherwise Aotian won't be able to get up!"
After all, he was also his younger brother for more than twenty years, God Murong groaned and concentrated his divine power seriously, a golden light cast on Murong Aotian, the elegant and noble son was still lying dead.
"Why is it useless?" The little angel was a little anxious.
Murong God waved his hand: "Don't worry."
As soon as the words finished, Murong Aotian suddenly jumped up, wiped the blood on his chin, and the elegant nobleman happily ran to the gate of the castle and rang the doorbell.
"Crack-"
The heavy door opened to both sides, and the cheerful servants came out surrounded by the well-dressed Mrs. Murong. When she saw Murong Aotian, Mrs. Murong's complexion suddenly changed.
"Aotian, why do you..."
"I?"
Murong Aotian looked down, and suddenly screamed and fainted to the ground. Suddenly, a group of people in white coats rushed up and used a thermometer like a mini chainsaw to conduct a physical examination on the elegant nobleman. Mrs. Murong He rushed towards the car with another team.
"How are the people inside?!"
Mrs. Murong yelled nervously and worriedly, she seemed to be rushing forward with her sleeves rolled up at any moment.
Noah opened his mouth and was about to answer when God Murong rolled down the window and replied calmly:
"pretty good."
"Then I'm relieved!" Mrs. Murong breathed a sigh of relief, and then said worriedly, "Don't be afraid, son, mom will find someone to rescue you right away!"
"Oh."
Murong God: A face of indifference.jpg.
Noah was embarrassed for a while, but finally couldn't help but pushed the car door and pulled Murong Longtian down, and helped the driver to open the car door. Unexpectedly, as soon as his foot landed, Mrs. Murong's face was suddenly shocked. The kind lady rushed up heroically and threw several people to the ground together.
"Get down, it will explode!"
……explode?Noah patted her shoulder dumbfoundedly.
"Calm down lady, we just hit the front of the car, at best..."
"boom!"
The colorful mushroom cloud rose slowly, accompanied by a loud noise, completely covering the little angel's voice.
Noah stared in disbelief for a few seconds before opening his mouth, and finished the rest of the sentence:
"The front of the car is just dented."
The author has something to say:
Warm reminder, there will be benefits in a few chapters~
【The lascivious bad bad】
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