Overlord makes people smart
Chapter 35 Hehehehe
So what if they are strong, their captain insists on exercising every day, how could they lose to a human!
Come on, captain, take off one more piece, and you will win if you take off another piece!
The little angel clenched his fists tightly, refusing to admit defeat. His gaze passed over contestant No. 160 and No. 160, ready to criticize mercilessly when the opponent took off the first piece of clothing.However, what caught Little Angel off guard was that after the No. [-] eighth player choked up and finished speaking, he walked off the stage during the host's commentary.
Then, No. 160 contestant No. 160 entered the stage in a wheelchair. Accompanied by exciting music, a miracle happened. No. [-] No. [-] contestant stood up suddenly, and he impromptu danced a section of disco!
While the audience was boiling, No. 160 No. 170 left with vigorous steps, and No. [-] contestant came up and performed a live performance of dismantling the wheelchair and putting it back together. The whole process took less than three hours!While the audience was amazed, something even more bizarre happened. He slowly took off his contact lenses and revealed the fact that he was a blind person.
My God, I am so strong!
The audience was moved by his inspirational story and asked about the brand of contact lenses.
The atmosphere at the scene was very enthusiastic, and it reached a climax after contestant No. 170 came to the stage to tell his story.
The story of No. 170 contestant No. 170 is more inspirational than that of the previous contestant. In the desperate adversity of terminal illness and no money for treatment, he resolutely left in order to reduce the burden on his family. Unexpectedly, he strayed into an unknown mountain. In the mountain, there was a An old miracle doctor who specializes in treating gynecological diseases, in order to get rid of the unsightly pimples on the face of the No. In this way, he was forced to eat all the herbs on the mountain. Unexpectedly, the acne was not cured, and he accidentally cured the terminal disease of this contestant!
This fantastic yet true story obviously won fans of all audiences. Contestant No. 170 lived up to expectations and got four passing tickets. He left the stage satisfied and left the stage for the next contestant.
The audience at the scene and in front of the TV are waiting for the performance of the next contestants. Hundreds of millions of eyes are fixed on the stage, which makes all the contestants feel great pressure.
Undoubtedly, No. 170 player No. [-] is the first dark horse that turned out today. His strong strength has already made all the contestants feel a sense of crisis.
Backstage, Secretary Li sighed, feeling that something was wrong.In order to prepare the dream-chasing Captain Grandpa well, he turned his head and said seriously:
"In this case, it may be a little dangerous for you to advance."
"Ah."
The captain couldn't deny it.
He didn't need to refute this stupid human being, after all, the result of the game would prove everything.
At the same time, the little angels in front of the TV are also very dissatisfied with human analysis.
"The captain will win."
Noah said seriously.
Mr. Murong Ba nodded: "Don't worry, Secretary Li will arrange for him to advance smoothly, but the process may be a bit thrilling."
It won't be a thrill!The little angel snorted coldly. After all, their captain is so strong and has such a good figure!
During the debate between the two, all the contestants had finished their performances and the results of the voting on the spot came out. The elegant host came to the stage with a letter, smiled at everyone, and then held the sealed letter up high and announced:
"The result is - 250 votes for the beautiful boy Ferrari, five votes each for the 170th contestant and the 170th contestant No. [-]! Let us congratulate the contestants who have advanced today, congratulations!"
The little angel has a blank face, is it thrilling?He felt that the result seemed a bit disparate...Wait, wasn't there [-] spectators at the scene?The number seems wrong!
Noah was about to ask his own question when he suddenly heard a loud gasp from his side. Mrs. Murong was already clutching her chest, tears welling up in her eyes:
"My God, this game is so exciting!"
Noah: "..."
I don't really understand the shady scenes of you humans!
Little Angel still wanted to watch the captain's game again, but at this time the host said goodbye to everyone "see you at the same time tomorrow" on the TV, and he looked blankly at the boss.
"Why not?"
The cute little appearance made Mr. Ba's heart flutter.
As the boss of the universe, Murong Longtian immediately wanted to make a phone call to buy the TV station!
But this is not allowed. After all, in the few hours just now, my little lover just watched TV and didn't even look at him. If the TV is full of grandpa's programs, maybe my little lover can watch it continuously for a day and a night!
Murong Ba will never allow the little fairy TV to compete with him for the favor of his little lover, even if the other person is just a soulless body, after all, the world of love is so cruel!
A cold light flashed in Murong Longtian's eyes. Rather than watching TV with his little lover, he would rather sit on the sofa in the villa with his little lover, cuddle up to each other and watch a zoo romance movie - the big bad wolf and the little one The story of the white rabbit's love at first sight.
The big bad wolf was walking on the tree-lined path full of fallen leaves in the zoo, and was suddenly knocked down by the little white rabbit holding a soy sauce bottle. In a panic, the little white rabbit nervously spilled soy sauce on the big bad wolf's pants, and the big bad wolf Looking down at the soy sauce on the waistband of his trousers, he frowned and asked coldly, "How are you going to compensate me?"
The little white rabbit blushed, "I'm sorry, Mr. Big Bad Wolf, I'll wipe it off for you..."
But it is impossible for the cliff to just wipe clean such evil, and there is a price to pay for doing something wrong!
So the big bad wolf straightened up, Xie Mei Xi Kuang slammed every word:
"Lick, dry, clean!"
……
Mr. Murong Ba is deeply aware of the evil of zoo romance movies.
He feels a little hard now.
The innocent profile of the little lover is close in front of his eyes, but he can't do anything.
Mr. Murong Huilang is in so much pain that he is going to explode now, he really wants to ignore everything and fly back to the villa with his little lover.
But it can't - the current Murong Longtian is not sure, if there are only the two of them in the villa, what crazy things he will do to his little lover.
No, you must not do anything to your little lover, otherwise you will regret it...
Murong Longtian was muttering in his heart, turned his head to look at the little angel, his eyes were full of pain, if he didn't pay attention, the words in his heart escaped from his mouth:
"He's still so young..."
"Whoosh!"
The keen little angel turned his head, staring at Mr. Murong Ba with a pair of shining and sharp eyes, the little angel asked suspiciously:
"What did you say?"
"...didn't say anything."
"Nonsense, I heard it clearly." The little angel's eyes sparkled, "You say I'm still young!"
He is not too young!
Noah scanned the prisoner with a strong and majestic gaze, hoping that Murong Longtian would take the initiative to admit his mistake.
However, in Mr. Ba's eyes, his little lover's dark eyes stared at him without blinking. Those pure and bright eyes were like a powerful booster. It made him even more excited somewhere. The blood all over the body began to flow backwards.
"Baby, don't look at me like that."
Murong Longtian's voice began to tremble with excitement.
Hmph, the prisoner has already started to feel guilty.
Instead, Noah was encouraged, he stared at Murong Longtian seriously, and at the same time gave him the last blow to his heart:
"I'm not young, I'm an adult!"
These words were like a thunderbolt from the blue sky, which stunned Murong Longtian in place.
At this moment, only three words echoed in President Ba's mind:
grown up... grown up... grown up...
That's right, baby Noah is an adult, so doesn't that mean... the story of the big bad wolf and the little white rabbit is actually possible? !
Boss Ba was instantly agitated, almost unable to restrain the savage power in his body, he could no longer care about other people's eyes, he dragged his little lover up from the sofa, and hugged him horizontally.
"Mother, I have to leave again so soon, please forgive me." Even at this moment, he is still the boss of the universe, he is civilized, polite, and respects his parents. The angel bowed deeply to Ms. Murong, and President Ba said earnestly, "Noah and I still have some urgent matters, so we'll go back to the villa first, and we'll bring our children back to see you next time."
Wait a minute, they don't have kids!
Noah instinctively sensed the crisis, and hurriedly struggled, but was suppressed by the gentle boss involuntarily.
"Hey baby, don't worry, we'll be home soon."
After finishing speaking, Murong Longtian turned around gracefully, walked toward the door with great strides and shouted loudly at the same time:
"Ah Fu, go fly the plane!"
"Okay, President."
The gate of the castle opened slowly, but what penetrated was not light, but unknown danger.
The little angel's heart was beating violently. He panickedly supported the boss's chest and wanted to jump off, but he was still rippling in Murong Longtian's arms back and forth. As soon as he was about to walk out of the gate, Ms. Murong's gentle voice suddenly came from behind him. call:
"Wait a moment."
Omg this lady she saved an angel!
Noah was so excited that tears filled his eyes. He looked expectantly at Ms. Murong who was walking slowly, and was about to ask for help, but he saw the lady's clear eyes, which were full of kindness.
Ms. Murong made a cheering gesture to the little angel: "Son, don't be nervous, take it easy!"
Then, she turned her head to look at Murong Longtian, with a clear smile on the corner of her mouth.
"Long Tian, you will be a real adult from now on, you must take good care of your significant other."
"I understand, mother." Murong Longtian nodded solemnly.
Wait a minute, what's going on with this popular science sex education conversation?Didn't this lady come to save him? !
At this moment, the little angel was dumbfounded.
In the next second, Noah saw only a pink light waving from Ms. Murong's hand, like an angel's holy light, flashing across the air and falling into his arms.
"Son, come on!"
Accompanied by Ms. Murong's cheerful voice, the little angel lowered her head in a daze, and the big square characters on the pink box caught her eyes unexpectedly, such as "passionate pretense", "enhanced sensitivity", "natural", "screaming" and ——
"Special XXXL number for the overlord".
A trace of haze suddenly appeared on the innocent face of the little angel.
The author has something to say:
The author never returns...
I think I was a pure author back then, and I threw away my integrity for the collection of little angels.
So is there any little angel willing to collect it~
Care for the author, start from me, refuse to prostitute for nothing!
Come on, captain, take off one more piece, and you will win if you take off another piece!
The little angel clenched his fists tightly, refusing to admit defeat. His gaze passed over contestant No. 160 and No. 160, ready to criticize mercilessly when the opponent took off the first piece of clothing.However, what caught Little Angel off guard was that after the No. [-] eighth player choked up and finished speaking, he walked off the stage during the host's commentary.
Then, No. 160 contestant No. 160 entered the stage in a wheelchair. Accompanied by exciting music, a miracle happened. No. [-] No. [-] contestant stood up suddenly, and he impromptu danced a section of disco!
While the audience was boiling, No. 160 No. 170 left with vigorous steps, and No. [-] contestant came up and performed a live performance of dismantling the wheelchair and putting it back together. The whole process took less than three hours!While the audience was amazed, something even more bizarre happened. He slowly took off his contact lenses and revealed the fact that he was a blind person.
My God, I am so strong!
The audience was moved by his inspirational story and asked about the brand of contact lenses.
The atmosphere at the scene was very enthusiastic, and it reached a climax after contestant No. 170 came to the stage to tell his story.
The story of No. 170 contestant No. 170 is more inspirational than that of the previous contestant. In the desperate adversity of terminal illness and no money for treatment, he resolutely left in order to reduce the burden on his family. Unexpectedly, he strayed into an unknown mountain. In the mountain, there was a An old miracle doctor who specializes in treating gynecological diseases, in order to get rid of the unsightly pimples on the face of the No. In this way, he was forced to eat all the herbs on the mountain. Unexpectedly, the acne was not cured, and he accidentally cured the terminal disease of this contestant!
This fantastic yet true story obviously won fans of all audiences. Contestant No. 170 lived up to expectations and got four passing tickets. He left the stage satisfied and left the stage for the next contestant.
The audience at the scene and in front of the TV are waiting for the performance of the next contestants. Hundreds of millions of eyes are fixed on the stage, which makes all the contestants feel great pressure.
Undoubtedly, No. 170 player No. [-] is the first dark horse that turned out today. His strong strength has already made all the contestants feel a sense of crisis.
Backstage, Secretary Li sighed, feeling that something was wrong.In order to prepare the dream-chasing Captain Grandpa well, he turned his head and said seriously:
"In this case, it may be a little dangerous for you to advance."
"Ah."
The captain couldn't deny it.
He didn't need to refute this stupid human being, after all, the result of the game would prove everything.
At the same time, the little angels in front of the TV are also very dissatisfied with human analysis.
"The captain will win."
Noah said seriously.
Mr. Murong Ba nodded: "Don't worry, Secretary Li will arrange for him to advance smoothly, but the process may be a bit thrilling."
It won't be a thrill!The little angel snorted coldly. After all, their captain is so strong and has such a good figure!
During the debate between the two, all the contestants had finished their performances and the results of the voting on the spot came out. The elegant host came to the stage with a letter, smiled at everyone, and then held the sealed letter up high and announced:
"The result is - 250 votes for the beautiful boy Ferrari, five votes each for the 170th contestant and the 170th contestant No. [-]! Let us congratulate the contestants who have advanced today, congratulations!"
The little angel has a blank face, is it thrilling?He felt that the result seemed a bit disparate...Wait, wasn't there [-] spectators at the scene?The number seems wrong!
Noah was about to ask his own question when he suddenly heard a loud gasp from his side. Mrs. Murong was already clutching her chest, tears welling up in her eyes:
"My God, this game is so exciting!"
Noah: "..."
I don't really understand the shady scenes of you humans!
Little Angel still wanted to watch the captain's game again, but at this time the host said goodbye to everyone "see you at the same time tomorrow" on the TV, and he looked blankly at the boss.
"Why not?"
The cute little appearance made Mr. Ba's heart flutter.
As the boss of the universe, Murong Longtian immediately wanted to make a phone call to buy the TV station!
But this is not allowed. After all, in the few hours just now, my little lover just watched TV and didn't even look at him. If the TV is full of grandpa's programs, maybe my little lover can watch it continuously for a day and a night!
Murong Ba will never allow the little fairy TV to compete with him for the favor of his little lover, even if the other person is just a soulless body, after all, the world of love is so cruel!
A cold light flashed in Murong Longtian's eyes. Rather than watching TV with his little lover, he would rather sit on the sofa in the villa with his little lover, cuddle up to each other and watch a zoo romance movie - the big bad wolf and the little one The story of the white rabbit's love at first sight.
The big bad wolf was walking on the tree-lined path full of fallen leaves in the zoo, and was suddenly knocked down by the little white rabbit holding a soy sauce bottle. In a panic, the little white rabbit nervously spilled soy sauce on the big bad wolf's pants, and the big bad wolf Looking down at the soy sauce on the waistband of his trousers, he frowned and asked coldly, "How are you going to compensate me?"
The little white rabbit blushed, "I'm sorry, Mr. Big Bad Wolf, I'll wipe it off for you..."
But it is impossible for the cliff to just wipe clean such evil, and there is a price to pay for doing something wrong!
So the big bad wolf straightened up, Xie Mei Xi Kuang slammed every word:
"Lick, dry, clean!"
……
Mr. Murong Ba is deeply aware of the evil of zoo romance movies.
He feels a little hard now.
The innocent profile of the little lover is close in front of his eyes, but he can't do anything.
Mr. Murong Huilang is in so much pain that he is going to explode now, he really wants to ignore everything and fly back to the villa with his little lover.
But it can't - the current Murong Longtian is not sure, if there are only the two of them in the villa, what crazy things he will do to his little lover.
No, you must not do anything to your little lover, otherwise you will regret it...
Murong Longtian was muttering in his heart, turned his head to look at the little angel, his eyes were full of pain, if he didn't pay attention, the words in his heart escaped from his mouth:
"He's still so young..."
"Whoosh!"
The keen little angel turned his head, staring at Mr. Murong Ba with a pair of shining and sharp eyes, the little angel asked suspiciously:
"What did you say?"
"...didn't say anything."
"Nonsense, I heard it clearly." The little angel's eyes sparkled, "You say I'm still young!"
He is not too young!
Noah scanned the prisoner with a strong and majestic gaze, hoping that Murong Longtian would take the initiative to admit his mistake.
However, in Mr. Ba's eyes, his little lover's dark eyes stared at him without blinking. Those pure and bright eyes were like a powerful booster. It made him even more excited somewhere. The blood all over the body began to flow backwards.
"Baby, don't look at me like that."
Murong Longtian's voice began to tremble with excitement.
Hmph, the prisoner has already started to feel guilty.
Instead, Noah was encouraged, he stared at Murong Longtian seriously, and at the same time gave him the last blow to his heart:
"I'm not young, I'm an adult!"
These words were like a thunderbolt from the blue sky, which stunned Murong Longtian in place.
At this moment, only three words echoed in President Ba's mind:
grown up... grown up... grown up...
That's right, baby Noah is an adult, so doesn't that mean... the story of the big bad wolf and the little white rabbit is actually possible? !
Boss Ba was instantly agitated, almost unable to restrain the savage power in his body, he could no longer care about other people's eyes, he dragged his little lover up from the sofa, and hugged him horizontally.
"Mother, I have to leave again so soon, please forgive me." Even at this moment, he is still the boss of the universe, he is civilized, polite, and respects his parents. The angel bowed deeply to Ms. Murong, and President Ba said earnestly, "Noah and I still have some urgent matters, so we'll go back to the villa first, and we'll bring our children back to see you next time."
Wait a minute, they don't have kids!
Noah instinctively sensed the crisis, and hurriedly struggled, but was suppressed by the gentle boss involuntarily.
"Hey baby, don't worry, we'll be home soon."
After finishing speaking, Murong Longtian turned around gracefully, walked toward the door with great strides and shouted loudly at the same time:
"Ah Fu, go fly the plane!"
"Okay, President."
The gate of the castle opened slowly, but what penetrated was not light, but unknown danger.
The little angel's heart was beating violently. He panickedly supported the boss's chest and wanted to jump off, but he was still rippling in Murong Longtian's arms back and forth. As soon as he was about to walk out of the gate, Ms. Murong's gentle voice suddenly came from behind him. call:
"Wait a moment."
Omg this lady she saved an angel!
Noah was so excited that tears filled his eyes. He looked expectantly at Ms. Murong who was walking slowly, and was about to ask for help, but he saw the lady's clear eyes, which were full of kindness.
Ms. Murong made a cheering gesture to the little angel: "Son, don't be nervous, take it easy!"
Then, she turned her head to look at Murong Longtian, with a clear smile on the corner of her mouth.
"Long Tian, you will be a real adult from now on, you must take good care of your significant other."
"I understand, mother." Murong Longtian nodded solemnly.
Wait a minute, what's going on with this popular science sex education conversation?Didn't this lady come to save him? !
At this moment, the little angel was dumbfounded.
In the next second, Noah saw only a pink light waving from Ms. Murong's hand, like an angel's holy light, flashing across the air and falling into his arms.
"Son, come on!"
Accompanied by Ms. Murong's cheerful voice, the little angel lowered her head in a daze, and the big square characters on the pink box caught her eyes unexpectedly, such as "passionate pretense", "enhanced sensitivity", "natural", "screaming" and ——
"Special XXXL number for the overlord".
A trace of haze suddenly appeared on the innocent face of the little angel.
The author has something to say:
The author never returns...
I think I was a pure author back then, and I threw away my integrity for the collection of little angels.
So is there any little angel willing to collect it~
Care for the author, start from me, refuse to prostitute for nothing!
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