I don't want the cowardly husband and wife below

I don't know how long it took before Chu Liang woke up. The pain in her buttocks reminded her that everything was not a dream. She is now...Chu Liangyi.

She died because of dysmenorrhea, she is definitely No.1...

No...it's over!

Her computer is not turned off, the tablet is still on it!

Chu Liangyi knelt up "teng", her fame in the first life was over!

Hissing and sucking air, Chu Liangyi was crying in his heart!

"You can still kneel up when your butt is so swollen, Chu Liangyi, sometimes I admire you."

At this time, someone pushed the door in with a wooden basin, Chu Liangyi supported his waist and frowned, seeing that she was dressed as a maid, she was about thirteen or fourteen, she was pretty, but she didn't look at him directly.

Chu Liangyi remembered that Chu Liangxiang had said that she was the third master, and her status could be considered high, but how dare this little girl call her by her name so boldly?

"Why are you still kneeling? Make atonement to the ancestors?"

She put the basin on the wooden stand, but her mouth was not forgiving. When did Chu Liangyi feel aggrieved, and clicked his tongue, "You little girl has a poisonous mouth."

Despite what he said, Chu Liangyi endured the pain and moved his legs and changed his posture.

"The third master is too modest."

She put her hands together and arched her chest, "How can a mere servant girl compare to the third master. The third master is so powerful that he doesn't even show mercy when he scolds the elder master."

Ever since he came out of the brothel, what Chu Liangyi scolded Prime Minister Chu Liang had become a joke, even if his own family didn't say it, he had heard it more or less from other family members.

The little maid couldn't figure it out, it was him, Chu Liangyi, who climbed on the woman's bed, why did he have the cheek to bite back on the old man, and said that the old man was a pervert and a hooligan?

(The little girl doesn't quite understand what Chu Liangyi means by metamorphosis, but she knows it definitely doesn't mean change.)

As for the hooligan, he is the one who plays bad all day long, and he is also the one who is idle. Who gave him the confidence to make him speak so boldly? !The most hateful thing is that son of a bitch, it's true that the elder is good-looking, but he doesn't look like those soft child molesters!

These points have wronged Chu Liangyi... The original owner of this body is the one who climbed on the woman's bed, played badly, and idled... At best, she just scolded a bastard, how did she know what the meaning of a bastard was in ancient times!

Thinking about it this way, Xiang Chuliang hit her lightly...

Facing the little maid's ridicule, Chu Liangyi touched his nose in embarrassment, and he was caught off guard by the time traveler, the conscience of heaven and earth, she really didn't mean it...

Anyway, Prime Minister Chu Liang also beat her up, and it was cleared up, even though he was the one who suffered the most...

"Girl, what's your name?"

Chu Liangyi was afraid that she would not understand, so he added, "Who is the name?"

She maintained a half-sitting and half-kneeling posture. Except for being a little uncomfortable at first, she got used to it now, and she always felt much better than lying down.

"The old doctor said that his brain would go wrong, and it seems to be true."

Chu Liangyi picked his ears, the little maid whispered too loudly.

She poured a bowl of water, "My name is Chu Biyu, you can call me Ayu."

"Here, do you want some water?"

Chu Liangyi was indeed a little thirsty, he took two or three sips from the bowl before feeling comfortable, "Thank you."

Chu Biyu raised her eyebrows, took the empty bowl and put it on the table, "You're welcome, I'm afraid that your barking will be too harsh."

Uh... huh?

Chu Liangyi saw her take out a bottle of ointment from her jacket like a conjuring, with a smile all over her face, she got closer and closer, swallowed, "Little Biyu, what do you want?"

She reluctantly backed away, but the wounded was the wounded after all, and Chu Liangyi felt heart-wrenching pain when he tried to lift his arm, so naturally he couldn't compare to the little Chu Biyu.

The little girl unceremoniously pulled Chu Liangyi's obscene collar and dragged her to the bedside. As soon as Chu Liangyi scolded "your sister", she was pressed down on the bed by her shoulders, and her mouth was crooked in pain.

"Little girl, just wait, when I recover from my injury... hey, can you change your pants lightly! Didn't your parents teach you that girls should be gentle? How did you get married like this?"

Chu Liangyi's mouth is really amazing. Looking at that swollen butt that is taller than a mountain is enough to make people uncomfortable, but now they dare to mention her parents.If it wasn't for her parents, why would she serve such a playboy here at such a young age?

How can she get married if she touches his butt and rubs medicine on him for three months of the year?

After thinking about it, the little girl became angry.The ointment was slapped on Chu Liangyi's buttocks with both hands indiscriminately.

Chu Liangyi let out a cry of pain, gritted his teeth and shouted, "Damn it, you're crazy!"

She is crazy!

He didn't know whether it was the cool ointment or Chu Biyu's little hands, but after hearing the slap on the mouth, Chu Liangyi felt it again.

This…

She asked God to give her a little M with deer eyes, but in the end, she became so emotional that she would die.

Chu Liangyi was a little happy that he was wearing a man's body, otherwise... no, it's not right, it's the bottom of this body!

Hearing Chu Liangyi inhale and exhale for a while, Chu Biyu thought she was in severe pain, and she was in a good mood, so she hummed a little tune happily.

Probably Chu Biyu's ditty played an effect, Chu Liangyi finally calmed down, and didn't realize that his body was covered in cold sweat until the medicine was wiped off.

She had a feeling of being cramped, but this time she learned to be good, and "served" Chu Biyu in her heart.

Gradually, probably the ointment took effect, Chu Liangyi really didn't feel the pain anymore, his whole body was groggy, and he was about to fall asleep when he heard the sound of running water, and then a cold cloth was stuck to his face, Chu Liangyi Liang Yi subconsciously shrank her legs, her eyebrows twitched in pain, and she immediately opened her eyes.

Standing in front of the bed, Chu Biyu smirked triumphantly, "Third Master, this servant saw that you were sweating, and was afraid that you would not sleep well, so I specially wiped it for you."

You are clearly watching me sleep comfortably!

Forget it, I have time to settle the ledger with you.

Chu Liangyi waved his hand, and said helplessly, "Grandma, I beg you, get out quickly and let me sleep peacefully..."

Before she finished speaking, she was interrupted by Chu Biyu, "Chu Liangyi, that's what you said, it's not that I don't serve you."

The little girl was afraid that Chu Liangyi would repent, so she jumped out of the room.

Chu Liangyi sighed, feeling drowsy, and didn't dare to turn over, so he could only lie on his stomach and think about what to do. Fortunately, with the doctor's explanation, she didn't have to panic, but... what happened to the blood?

Look at her brain!I forgot to ask what year it is now!

Chu Liangyi may not be doing well in other aspects, but his history is still okay.No way, when she was young, she liked to spit out some poems and songs to seduce girls. After spit out, she had to know the source, so she did her homework, including ancient fonts: such as Xiaozhuan, Dazhuan, regular script, official script, etc. Books, as well as Shiguwen, Kedouwen, and even oracle bone inscriptions Chu Liangyi knows a thing or two.So traveling through the ancient times, Chu Liangyi had almost no pressure.

She also roughly estimated, based on Chu Biyu's freewheeling personality, the dress of Chu Liang and others, the furniture in Yixiang Building, including Chu Biyu's feet (the little girl is young, but she obviously does not have feet bound), inferring that it should be Tang During the Northern Song Dynasty, Chu Liangyi didn't know exactly.

Thinking about it, she gradually fell asleep and woke up again. I don't know how long it took, but it was obvious that she wanted to pee...

Chu Liangyi wanted to hold back until Chu Biyu came back, but he didn't know when she would come back, so he couldn't help but regret drinking such a big bowl of water, and he didn't know if the little girl was deliberately messing with him. If it was true, Chu Liangyi would have to sigh at her Thinking too far ahead...

No way, she can only "live on her own". Fortunately, when Chu Liang hit her, she was hung up. Apart from redness and swelling, she would not be bloody and bloody like pounding garlic.

Chu Liangyi fumbled to pull up his pants, and then looked around.

From the first sight, she felt that the room was very big, and now it looked even bigger.

Her gaze swept around, and finally stayed on the drinking bowl.No way, it just lay on the table so openly, as if to say: Use me, come and use me.

Chu Liangyi shook his head, in order to prevent future psychological shadows, he should give up the idea of ​​peeing in a bowl...

She stroked her chin and looked away.

Anyway, there are a lot of porcelain here, so get one nearby.

So he was good at measuring the distance with gestures, and finally selected it.

She propped herself up and climbed out of the bed, walking all the way, her clothes were soaked with sweat, but most of the urge to urinate disappeared.

Anyway, it was all here, Chu Liangyi supported the table, gritted his teeth, and picked up the porcelain.Looking at the mouth, Chu Liangyi was at a loss, she didn't know what size mouth was suitable for her...

Forget it, don't think so much...

She pulled down her trousers, and searched without lowering her head, until it was cold, and the bottom was trapped, so she was brewing in an extremely weird posture.

(Probably supporting the table with one hand, half-bowed, legs spread apart, and the other hand at the moment.)

I don't know if it was because of embarrassment or what, but Chu Liangyi became enthusiastic again.

Coincidentally, she had just urinated halfway when she heard Chu Liangru's voice outside.

"Ayi, I brought you your favorite little fruit."

Chu Liangyi was so frightened that his hands shook, the mouth of the bottle was crooked, and he peed half of his pants... Fortunately, it wasn't too much...

This is embarrassing...

"wait wait wait!"

She needs to clean up!

It's a pity that before the words were finished, Chu Liangru pushed the door and entered. At first glance, she froze, but when she realized it, she immediately pressed the door with her body, and after making sure it was closed tightly, she put the wooden box in her hand on the table.

Chu Liangyi put the porcelain back in a panic, and hurriedly pulled up his pants.

Seeing her blushing like a boiled shrimp, Chu Liangru couldn't help laughing and said, "Yo, the little brother who grew up in my arms, does he know how to be shy?"

He covered his mouth as he spoke, "Not bad, not bad, I really grew up a lot compared to when I was a child."

What Chu Liangru was referring to, Chu Liangyi naturally knew, she was already ashamed of looking at the urine stains on her pants, if conditions allowed, she would stomp her feet.

Now his hands are not clean, and his face can't be covered, so he can only stagger and turn his back, "Second sister, I'm miserable enough, so stop teasing me."

Chu Liangru nodded, held back her laughter, and said dotingly: "Okay, okay, Second Sister won't tease you."

While speaking, the wooden box was swiftly opened, and a seductive fragrance came over immediately.

Chu Liangyi rubbed his stomach, only then did he feel hungry.

Chu Liangru didn't stop moving, and asked seemingly unintentionally, "Where's that little girl Chu Biyu?"

In fact, the question was useless, she didn't see Chu Biyu standing outside the door before she came in, so she called the servants to catch the little girl.As for where, we will know immediately.

The reason for asking this is to avoid embarrassment.

How could Chu Liangyi know what Chu Liangru was thinking.

She stood there and made an excuse at random. "I asked her to help me get food."

"Is it?"

Chu Liangru's sudden voice made Chu Liangyi feel guilty, so he hummed without saying anything.

Only Chu Liangru continued: "Bring that girl in."

Chu Liangyi didn't hold back, and coughed.

This is embarrassing...

She didn't expect that she had finally told a lie, and it would be exposed so quickly.

But it's okay to be exposed, with this little girl's temper, it's time to tidy up.

Chu Liangyi couldn't help gloating, thinking: Little Biyu, if you play tricks on me again, I can only help you so far.