Wu Jian becomes empty

Momo: First question, may I ask your names?

Sun Wukong: Haven't you even heard of your grandpa's name?

Yang Jian: Next to Yang Jian, you should be familiar with the person next to you, Monkey King.

Momo: Zhenjun loves you so much~~ヽ(*з｀*)

Sun Wukong: Get out! (angry `Д angry)

Momo: Yes... yes, Great Sage!

Mo Mo: The second question, what are the ages of the two of you?

Yang Jian: (laughs at himself, shakes his head) I've lived so long that I don't remember...

Sun Wukong: About my age, I have lived like Yang Jian for too long, so I don’t remember, but... Although I was Yang Jian’s junior at the beginning, but now, I am his elder

Mo Mo: The third question, what is the gender of the two?

Sun Wukong: Are you blind? You can't even see it!next question! ! (▼dish▼#)

Silently: My lord, I was wrong!Let's move on to the fourth question, what is your personality like?

Yang Jian: Not bad.

Momo: Is this the only true gentleman?

Yang Jian: I really have nothing to say about my personality.

Mo Mo: Okay, what about you, Great Sage?

Sun Wukong: I have so many advantages that I don’t know where to start

Momo: Fifth question, the character of the other party?

Yang Jian: Distinction between likes and hates, a vigilant heart, a clear mind, and a god of deep tunnels, these are probably not easy for others to have.

Sun Wukong: Yang Jian’s advantages are too many to mention, mind spells and so on, of course, I have not practiced it yet, but I have heard of Yang Jian’s name, the mana ranking is the third in the three worlds!It's just that sometimes I don't know how to think about myself, which I don't like very much

Momo: Question six, when did the two meet?Where?

Yang Jian: It happened a long time ago, probably outside my master's doorway. If you count childhood, it should be next to the old tree in Guanjiangkou.

Sun Wukong: For me, the first time I met was when you cried for the first time... It's a pity that you couldn't see me at that time.

Mo Mo: Why did the topic just now become sad, let’s change the topic to the seventh one, the first impression of the other party?

Sun Wukong: At that time, I felt the trembling of the world, and thought that this person must be very capable, and it would be great if I was like her.

Yang Jian: Materials that can be made. (￣￣)

Mo Mo: Question eight, what do you like about the other party?

Yang Jian: I can't say.

Sun Wukong: I like them all!

Momo: Question [-], what do you hate about the other party?

Sun Wukong: Don't think about yourself in everything you do.

Yang Jian: (frowned) Cooking is too bad! (*￣ー￣)

Sun Wukong: (with a confused face)

Mo Mo: Question [-], do you think you have a good relationship with the other party?

Yang Jian: What does this mean?

Sun Wukong: Don't say it's so complicated. I'm a mountain person, and I don't understand the routines of your city people.

Silently: (quietly explaining to the Great Sage)

Monkey King: Of course, there is no need to ask!ヽ(*з｀*)

Yang Jian: (confused) What do you mean?

Sun Wukong: (guilty) Nothing, next question!

Momo: Question No.11, what do you call the other party?

Sun Wukong: Yang Jian... Jian.

Yang Jian: It’s almost Sun Wukong, Wukong, monkeys and nothing else.

Sun Wukong: Whoever said it clearly has other names! !

Silently: Ask the Great Sage to inform the little one (Star Eyes)

Sun Wukong: Cough...for example, big brother, husband...

Yang Jian: (fierce eyes)

Sun Wukong: I made a mistake...

Mo Mo: Ahem... No. 12 question, how do you want to be called by the other party?

Yang Jian: As long as you are normal, everything will be fine.

Sun Wukong: As long as he is happy.

Mo Mo: Question No.13, if you use an animal as a metaphor, what do you think the other party is?

Yang Jian: Monkey

Sun Wukong: Human

Momo: Ahem, the two gods are talking about animals...

Yang Jian: (Strange) A monkey is not an animal.

Sun Wukong: Humans are also advanced animals, what’s wrong, next question!

Momo: It's... the Great Sage. Question No.14, if you want to give a gift to the other party, what would you do?

Yang Jian: It depends on what he needs at that time.

Sun Wukong: Same thing.

Mo Mo: Question No.15, what gift do you want for yourself?

Yang Jian: The happiness of family and friends is the best gift, nothing more is required.

Sun Wukong: As for me...just need him by my side.

Momo: Question No.16, is there any dissatisfaction with the other party?What is it normally?

Sun Wukong: Of course, I always don't think about the consequences for myself, and I feel distressed when I think about it.

Yang Jian: I have eaten peaches for a month≥▂≤

silently: (blind)

Momo: Question No.17, what is your problem?

Sun Wukong: nothing wrong

Yang Jian: I don’t know yet

Mo Mo: Question No.18, what is the other party's problem?

Monkey King, Yang Jian: None

Mo Mo: Question No.19, what kind of things does the other party do that make you unhappy?

Sun Wukong: As mentioned above

Yang Jian///)

Momo: Zhenjun, what does your expression mean?

Yang Jian: (stare!)

silently: ()

Mo Mo: Question No.20, what did you do that made the other party unhappy?

Yang Jian: That's exactly what he said.

Sun Wukong: You must know my difficulties, I can't say.

silently: ()

Momo: Question No.20, to what extent has your relationship reached?

Sun Wukong: They are already married, what do you think? !

Momo: Question No.20, where did the two meet for the first time?

Yang Jian: I haven't dated before.

Silently: ←_← Dasheng, how can you do this.

Sun Wukong: (Blinded) What is dating? ?

Silently: Ask Du Niang←_←

Momo: No.20 three questions, how was the atmosphere between the two of you at that time?Passed. . Question 24, to what extent did it progress at that time? 25. Where do you often go to date? (Angry｀ДAngry) The Great Sage will answer after he completes his common sense practice.

Sun Wukong: (with a serious face, nodding his head) En.

Mo Mo: No. 20 six questions, what kind of preparations will you make for the other party's birthday?

Sun Wukong: See what he liked that year.

Yang Jian: Well, the same.

Mo Mo: Question 27, which party confessed first?

Sun Wukong: Of course it is me.

Mo Mo: 28 questions, how much do you like each other?

Yang Jian: Treat him as a very important family member.

Monkey King: He is the most important person in my world.

Mo Mo: No.20 nine questions, do you love each other?

Monkey King, Yang Jian: Of course

Momo: Question No.30, what does the other party say that makes you feel confused?

Sun Wukong: This is often the case.

Yang Jian: When you say something in a coquettish tone

Sun Wukong, silently: (#Д)

Mo Mo: If you feel that the other party is suspected of having a change of heart, what will you do?

Yang Jian: Well... I don't know.

Monkey King: I would never let that happen.

Mo Mo: 32 questions, can you forgive the other party for changing his mind?

Sun Wukong: Damn, none of us will change our minds, so we didn’t say that, next question!

Momo: No.30 four questions, what if the other party is more than one hour late for a date?

Yang Jian: It's nothing serious, just wait.

Sun Wukong: Your big event is your sister (sigh) I'll be waiting.

Mo Mo: No.30 five questions, the other party's sexy expression?

Sun Wukong: Every expression of Yang Jian is very beautiful, if it is sexy, hehehe (/ω＼)

Unspeakable, not suitable for children.

Yang Jian: Almost.

Silently: (os: almost what?!)

Mo Mo: No.30 seven questions, when two people are together, when do you feel your heart beat faster?

Sun Wukong: When he took the initiative to kiss me, and when I asked him if he wanted to marry me (///ˊˋ///)

Yang Jian: Same as him.

Mo Mo: No.30 eight questions, do you feel the happiest when doing something?

Sun Wukong: When two people are together, no matter what they do, they will be very happy.

Yang Jian: Yes, it is very happy to be able to do everything with my family.

Mo Mo: No.30 nine questions, have you ever quarreled?

Sun Wukong: very little

Yang Jian: Yes

Mo Mo: What kind of quarrels are they?

Sun Wukong: Disagreement

Yang Jian: Yes

Momo: How can we reconcile after that?

Sun Wukong: Naturally

Yang Jian: To be precise, I don't care too much. After the matter is over, we just clean up the mess.

Mo Mo: No.40 Question [-], do you still want to be lovers after reincarnation?

Sun Wukong: Of course

Yang Jian: If you love each other in the next life.

Sun Wukong: No matter what life it is, I will put you by my side.

Silently: (wearing sunglasses)

Mo Mo: No.40 three questions, when will you feel loved?

Sun Wukong: When he was by my side.

Yang Jian: Same

Mo Mo, No.40 four questions, how do you express your love?

Yang Jian: protect him

Sun Wukong: Protect him, always be by his side

Mo Mo: No.40 five questions, when will you feel "you don't love me anymore"?

Yang Jian: It seems that there is no such time.

Monkey King: That's for sure

Mo Mo: Question No.40 six, what do you think is the flower that matches the other party?

Sun Wukong: Aoxue Hanmei

Yang Jian: There seems to be no flower to describe him. If you have to use something to describe him, I think "stone" is the most appropriate. Not to mention that he broke out of a stone, it is a stubborn stone but cut into jade.

Mo Mo: No.40 seven questions, is there something the two of you are hiding from each other?

Yang Jian: I used to have it, but now it’s gone

Sun Wukong: We have made an agreement now, and we can't hide anything in the future. We must discuss it before doing anything.

Mo Mo: No.40 eight questions, where does your inferiority complex come from?

Sun Wukong: What is that? !

Yang Jian: No

Momo: Question No.40, is the relationship between the two open or secret?

Yang Jian, Monkey King: Open

Sun Wukong: But it is inevitable that some people do not know.

Momo: Do ​​you think the love with the other party can last forever?

Yang Jian, Sun Wukong: Of course.

Mo Mo: I have interviewed so much today, and I have fifty more questions to answer tomorrow, so don’t miss it! !

Sun Wukong: I know a new restaurant is good, where shall we go to eat tonight?

Yang Jian: good

Mo Mo: True Monarch, Great Sage...! !Don't forget about the little ones~~~~

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