Please sign for your missing male ticket [Liao Zhai]

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There is a widely circulated story about Strange Tales from a Liaozhai Studio.

That is to say, in order to write "Strange Tales from a Liaozhai Studio", Pu Songling once set up a tea stall next to his hometown Liuquan and asked passers-by to tell stories.After listening to the story, Pu Songling went home to process it, which became "Strange Tales from a Liaozhai Studio".The authenticity of the story may not be tested, but it is certain that Pu Songling collected many anecdotes and anecdotes when he wrote "Strange Tales from a Liaozhai Studio".

I went through the celebrity knowledge stuffed in my head by the Chinese teacher, and said casually, "If your surname is Qian, let your surname be Qian."

After being frightened by Qian for so long, my fatigue also came up, I yawned, turned around and wanted to sit on the bed, I didn't want Brother Tang to sit on the bed before me.Sitting in the middle of the bed, Brother Tang began to speak very seriously... nonsense.

Brother Tang said: "You also know that I am a man of Jin Ming. People who are destined for Jin Wang, it is best to live in the north. The north belongs to water, and gold produces water. Living in the north is good for my wealth."

Brother Tang finished talking about feudal superstitions, patted the wooden bed, and said, "This is Zhengbei, if you want me to be good, you have to let me sleep here."

... I believe your evil.

In the end, I was still defeated by Brother Tang's rhetoric. I looked at the wooden bed that could just accommodate Brother Tang's long legs, and silently sent Brother Tang a good person card in my heart.

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There is neither perfect nor flawless people in this world.Take Qian Shi as an example, although her temper is really not flattering, but she will do what she says and do what she says, but she perseveres and perseveres.

Ever since Mrs. Qian put down the words of "coming every day", she really came over every day to get something to eat. After eating, she called her to visit patients.Sister Wan was itchy by Qian's anger every day, but Brother Tang, after persuading Sister Wan in a soft-spoken manner, brought me my meal, which Qian said was "unable to eat at the table due to illness", to the house.

After a few days, I was fattened up by the large sick meal given to me by brother Tang.

Fortunately, Mrs. Qian didn't come to have a meal for a long time. As soon as Brother Tang bought her house, Mrs. Qian, who had no house to live in, left the village with Ma Wanbao.For this reason, for a long time, when Mrs. Li saw Brother Tang and Sister Wan, she began by saying, "Why don't you listen to my advice and delay them for a few more days."

The above are all off topic.

Green hills and green waters, white grass, red leaves and yellow flowers.

When Brother Tang bowed his head to write, I was distracted and counted the days, only to realize that I have lived in Sister Wan's house for more than a month.

It's been more than a month... It's time to go.

"What are you thinking?" Brother Tang tapped the rice paper under my hand with the pen holder, and said, "Pick up the pen."

I listened to Brother Youtang's words, and quickly raised my pen, but the brush that had licked enough ink had already stained the three characters I wrote "Wang Yixi".I lifted the rice paper to look at the table, sure enough, the table was also stained with ink.Subconsciously, he wiped the table with his hands a few times, and the ink stains stained his hands again.

A trace of ink smear spread and climbed along the palm lines, and finally joined together.

"Come here first today, you go to wipe your hands, and I will clean up here."

Brother Tang finished speaking and came to collect the pen and paper from my side. I looked at Brother Tang's bony hands, coughed lightly, and said, "Brother Tang, I've lived in your house for so long, so I should go."

A drop of rainwater hit the eaves, making a soft sound, followed by thousands of drops of rainwater falling all at once, and the sound of tick-tock filled the gap between my conversation with brother Tang.The rice paper was folded, and the rustling sound was hidden in the rain, which became more and more unreal. Brother Tang looked at the rain curtain and said, "Where are you going?"

Where to go.

I do not know either.

It would be a blessing to escape the arrest when the cheating-rape gang failed, and in the future, let's take one step at a time.

The west wind is precipitous, blowing rain into the house from time to time.I looked at the window lattice soaked in rain, and got up to close the window.Brother Tang's deep voice fell behind me, Brother Tang said, stay at ease, everything will be fine.

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Brother Tang said he would let me live in peace, and then left the next day, and the whole family became the same as when I first arrived at Sister Wan's house.I didn't feel it when I didn't see Brother Tang, but now that Brother Tang left, the house in the courtyard immediately seemed empty.

"Is that all right?" Sister Wan took two steps back, looking at the fence that was just circled from afar. "Is the distance between the sticks too close? I can see that the chicken can get out of the fence."

"If you can get your head out, it's amazing." I said and broke the two wooden sticks out, so that the chicken with its head stuck between the fences could shrink back.

The chicken was trapped behind the fence, and didn't know how to move, so it just stood there blankly, occasionally lowering its head and pecking at the ground.Sister Wan looked amused, and stretched out her fingers to push the chicken back into the fence.The chicken was pushed back a few inches, shook its head, then moved forward a few steps, and stuck its head back into the fence.

"This chicken!" Sister Wan stopped paying attention to the chicken after spitting. After she wandered into the main room, she said, "If you count the days, Youtang should be back. When he brings a guide, you won't ask for it." It’s something to worry about. Also, if you stay outside like this, it will be difficult to deal with if you are sentenced to a homeless person.”

I nodded in response, and finally got a little self-consciousness as a time traveler.

It's not that the Great God of Traveling didn't open a cheat for me, it's just that I haven't discovered it.

I thought that my future life would be spent in hiding in Tibet, but I didn't expect that there will be another village, and I will light up the golden finger of brother Tang for me.

The guide that brother Tang wants to get back translates to a letter of introduction from the government.In other words, Brother Tang, who has someone above, can ask someone to use Luyin to create a false identity for me. At that time, even if the government starts to arrest the suspect, they will not be able to catch me, a person with a serious identity.

Crisis, self-defeating.

There is an old saying that people don't talk about it. As soon as Sister Wan talked about Brother Tang, Brother Tang came back.And behind Brother Tang, there was a Zaoli wearing a scarf and a soap coat.

As soon as I saw Zaoli, my heart couldn't help but tighten for a moment. I felt that Zaoli was here for the purpose of defrauding gangsters. My legs were weak and I wanted to fall back. Fortunately, Brother Tang was here with me. Before he was in a mess, he nodded slightly to me without any trace, and showed the road in his arms to the side for me to see.

In my heart, I was instantly settled.

After the Zaoli entered the courtyard, he didn't look around, he just stood obediently in a corner, Sister Wan gave him a few way into the room, and he just walked into the main room cautiously, and didn't sit down.

Looking at it like that, it seems to be standing as a punishment.

Even if it's just a clerk in the yamen, doesn't this slave put his status too low?

Just as I was thinking about it, Brother Youtang took out Lu Yindi and Zaoli.Seeing that the guide was handed to him, Zaoli quickly walked a few steps to brother Tang, raised his hands to take the guide.

Brother Tang handed the guide and said: "This is my cousin's guide. Brother Zhang, since you are here, please stop by to have a look."

This person who was called Brother Zhang by Brother Tang didn’t even ask why the guide that he should have carried with him was on him, a person who had just returned to the village, when he heard what Brother Tang said. After finishing it once, he returned it to brother Tang.

After Zhang Zaoli finished watching Lu Yin, he became a silent wooden pile again. Brother Tang poured a cup of tea for Zhang Zaoli, and asked, "I wonder why Brother Zhang came here today?"

Zhang Zaoli held his teacup for a long time before he said: "Recently, the imperial court has arrested several traitors who pretended to be women and went around doing evil. According to the confessions of those traitors, one person is still on the run. Apprehend. If brother Ma encounters any unidentified woman, be careful."

Zhang Zaoli's words were ambiguous, and even the person who should be wary of traitors the most was said by Sister Wan to Brother Tang, but even so, the message Zhang Zaoli wanted to convey was conveyed without fail. ——Cheat-rape gang, arrested.

It was time to come, and it really came.

Brother Tang nodded slightly when he heard this, and said: "Thank you Brother Zhang for telling me. Brother Zhang, are you going door to door to notify this matter?"

"No." Zhang Zaoli said: "The notice has already been posted, so I just said it casually, said it casually."

Zhang Zaoli scratched his head after saying that, and said in a low voice: "Also, not long ago, the yellow book was approved again. When the yellow book was approved, the approval was sloppy, and some mistakes happened accidentally. When I found out, The yellow book has been submitted."

Brother Tang heard Zhang Zaoli's voice, and he followed Zhang Zaoli's words: "But something went wrong with my naturalization?"

"It's not a big problem. Brother Ma, didn't you buy Ma Wanbao's house? The name of Ma Wanbao is still registered in the yellow book. If you agree, Brother Ma, you will replace Ma Wanbao. In this way, It can be considered naturalized. That’s the way, brother Ma, you have to change your name...I’d better go back and think about other ways.”

Without waiting for Brother Tang to answer, Zhang Zaoli put down his teacup and wanted to say goodbye.

Brother Tang waved his hand meaninglessly, stopped Zhang Zaoli and said, "It's thanks to Brother Zhang that I can be registered as a naturalist. I don't care about my name or not. There is only one thing, and I ask Zhang Zaoli for help."

Brother Tang pointed to me who was standing in the courtyard, and said: "My cousin just came here not long ago, and the people in the village are not familiar with her. I'm afraid they will misunderstand my cousin after seeing the notice. "

"It's simple." Zhang Zaoli heard that his most worrying matter was solved by Brother Tang in a few words, his heart was quickened, and he even spoke a little louder, "If they really have any nonsense, I will take it personally Lu Yin goes to show them, and then, brother Ma, you just need to lend me Lu Yin for use.”

"Brother Zhang, I'm sorry to trouble you." Brother Tang shook his hand and said, "Brother Zhang will have to help with the naturalization. See you later, Brother Zhang can call me Wanbao."

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Did I never mention that Sister Wan's last name is Tian?