Please sign for your missing male ticket [Liao Zhai]

01

My plan is this.First, find brother Tang, and second, snap it.

...The premise is that I can transform into a human form.

02

The world I entered this time is the "Farmer" chapter of the fifth volume of "Strange Tales from a Liaozhai Studio".I dressed it up as a vixen who stuck his head in the porridge jar just to steal leftover porridge.

This gluttonous vixen is obviously very devoted to eating. When I first passed through, I didn't fully understand what was going on with the blackness in front of me, so I almost plunged into the leftover porridge to end this time travel.Fortunately, in the original text, the farmer who was supposed to teach the greedy vixen a lesson with a hoe, in reality, lifted me by my hind legs and lifted me out of the porridge jar.

At that time, I was carried upside down in the hands of the farmer, and the leftover porridge rubbed on my face slid down my chin, hanging on the tip of my nose.I stared at the drop of porridge, stretched out my tongue, and licked the farmer's hand.

When the calluses on the farmer's fingers touched the tip of his tongue, I was stunned for a moment by the roughness that was born.And the farmer who reached out to wipe off the leftover porridge hanging on the tip of my nose obviously didn't expect to be licked by me like this.

The four eyes met, and what met was the extremely portrait face of Brother Zhang and Tang.The difference is that it may be caused by the long-term wind and sun. This farmer is a few shades darker than brother Tang, and directly tans into a wheat color.

The wheat-colored farmer stared at me for a while, then carried me around again, looked at me from front to back, and said hesitantly, "Yi Xi?"

In response, I swung my legs forward vigorously, completed the difficult movement of drifting in the air, and licked Brother Tang's mouth directly.

Huh hee hee hee hee.

03

What should be the next development?A three-hundred-round battle between a fox spirit and a farmer?

...Don't talk about becoming a human, I can't even say a word of human.

It is written in "The Peasant" that the fox spirit I dressed up will turn into a human form in a few years to harm the big girl Huang Hua. Especially because of the powerlessness.

Well, now it's me who can't do anything.

The fox spirit I was wearing didn't pay much attention to personal hygiene. Although Brother Tang didn't say anything clearly when he brought me home, he still gave me a very subtle bath before letting me go.And now, brother Tang is standing in the courtyard to shower himself.Brother Tang didn't notice when he was wearing the reed hat earlier, but when he took off the reed hat, the braid that was coiled on his head was immediately exposed.

Qing Dynasty, all right.

Brother Tang raised his hand and touched his braids as if he wasn't used to it, but finally scooped up a ladle of water and splashed it on his body without saying a word.The water flowed across the wheat-colored skin that had been exposed to the sun for a long time, and also across the extremely conspicuous parts that were white due to the lack of sunlight.After staring at the white and non-white position, I ran a few steps under Brother Tang, and took a shower in the falling water.

Feel powerless, worry.

04

One person and one fox sat facing each other. Brother Tang told me how he looked at a fox tail that was about to wriggle out of flowers. After remembering the memory of the previous life, I stretched my paw into the cup and wanted to write " "It's not me" is used to confess, that stupid fox who wags its tail excitedly after drinking the leftover porridge is not me.

Brother Tang looked at the horizontal bar I drew from the table, nodded, and said deeply, "The speed of recovering memory this time is very fast."

...I want to discuss with you whether your memory recovery is fast or slow?

Erasing the horizontal line, I wrote a swipe from the table while the water on my paw was still wet.

people!I want to become a human!

05

Brother Tang said that there was a family surnamed Liang outside Nancheng, and Brother Tang also said that there was a fox fairy in Liang's family.As for whether this fox fairy can help me transform into a human form...it's hard to say.

Let's treat a dead horse as a living horse doctor.

The fox fairy Brother Tang mentioned was a middle-aged woman who looked about forty years old, with extremely pale facial features, neither good-looking nor ugly, but a pair of slightly raised eyes squinted, which was quite amorous.

When brother Tang and I went, the fox fairy was sitting on a low stool leaning against the courtyard wall, cracking melon seeds.A circle of melon seeds formed a semicircle around the fox fairy, and when the fox finished eating the last melon seed, Brother Tang walked up to the fox fairy.I stood in the bamboo basket that brother Tang was carrying, looked at the fox fairy with my shoulder on his shoulder, and met the fox fairy's gaze.

The fox fairy raised her eyelids to look at me and then lowered her eyelids. She stood up and patted the crumbs of melon seeds on her clothes, and took a low stool into the yard.

The place where the fox fairy lives is no better than the place where Brother Tang lived in this life.There are two dilapidated houses on one side of the yard, and in the small yard, there are two chicken pens on the left and right next to the courtyard wall.As soon as the fox fairy entered the courtyard, the fat chickens in the pen immediately flapped their wings and ran to the side. The fat chickens crowded together against the wall, all facing the wall buttocks outward, looking shy like they wanted to break through the wall. .It wasn't until the fox fairy walked through the path between the chicken pens that the fat chickens loosened up as if they had escaped a catastrophe.

Brother Tang followed the fox fairy into the house, and I took the opportunity to look at the place where the fox who became a fairy lived.The main room and the interior of Hu Xian's house are connected together, and only a piece of red cloth was pulled and hung on the door frame to make the door.The red cloth is not particular about how it is pulled, it is high enough but not wide enough, through the gaps on both sides of the cloth, you can see the situation of the inner room.

On the wall in the center of the inner room, there is a statue of Avalokitesvara holding a clean bottle with poplar branches, and a pair of scrolls are hung on both sides of the Avalokitesvara statue.The painting in the scroll shows two generals straddling horses and holding swords. Behind the generals are followed by unknown cavalry pawns.I stared at the pawns who couldn't see their specific faces for a while, and suddenly felt that the pawns in the two scrolls moved suddenly.

The cavalry who were still following the general suddenly drove past the general and rushed towards me brandishing their swords.The blurred faces of the cavalrymen suddenly became clear the moment they rushed towards them.Among the cavalry in armor and helmets, there are many faces I have seen before, Qian Shun, He Cai, San Niang, Hua Gu...all of them, people who have killed me.

The fox fairy lifted the red cloth, and the portrait that was still hanging on the wall disappeared in an instant.The killing spirit left by the cavalry was still there, I let go of my claws and rolled back into the bamboo basket. At the same time, I heard the first words of the fox fairy.

"come in."

06

When I stretched my head to look again, the inner room, which was dilapidated to the point of peeling off the walls, had already changed a lot.The four walls are gone, replaced by fog that has no boundaries.The fog opened and closed as the fox walked by. I turned my head and looked back at the way I came, but the way I came from was already covered by the fog.

"The road in the world doesn't always come and go." The fox fairy who was supposed to lead the way in front of Brother Tang approached before him at some point.I subconsciously dodged backwards, and instead of leaning against the bamboo basket, I fell to the ground.

The faint facial features of the fox fairy became more difficult to distinguish in the dense mist.Finally, the mist surged up and surrounded the fox fairy.I looked at the figure looming in the mist, and I felt that the person shrouded in the mist was no longer a fox fairy, but I seemed to have seen that person before.

Where have you seen it?

Suddenly, a handful of incense ash was scattered in front of the eyes, covering the sight, and when the incense ash dispersed, it was the inner room again.The three portraits are still hanging on the wall, but the cavalrymen I saw earlier with swords and halberds all changed their movements, each holding the rein and sitting astride the horse, without any trace of hostility.

Not long after looking at the portrait, Brother Tang's face suddenly came close to my eyes. Looking at this handsome face, I felt something was wrong.Look at this face, isn't it a little small?

I stared at Brother Tang's pupils for a few seconds, and realized that it wasn't that Brother Tang's face had become smaller, but that I had returned to normal proportions.I looked at the idiot who squatted on the ground and kept his hands on the ground reflected in Brother Tang's eyes, just like a humanoid dog, pretending that he was not the same as that idiot.

Hu Immortal patted the incense ash off his hand, and seemed to want to say something to Brother Tang, but before he could say anything, he was interrupted by a voice from outside the courtyard.

"Is Liang Shangxian here? I'm here to ask for medicine."

"Yes." Hu Immortal responded and left the inner room. Before leaving the house, he still winked at brother Tang and me, meaning to let us quietly wait for her to finish her work in the inner room.

The fox fairy went to call the medicine seeker to come in, and I took advantage of this time to listen to brother Tang tell me how I turned from a fox into a human.

According to Brother Tang, as soon as I entered the inner room, I suddenly jumped out of the bamboo basket and changed into a human form, but although I became a human being, my mind was not very clear. In the words of the fox fairy, it is "" Bewildered."

Next, the fox fairy caught me and scattered the incense ashes to wake me up. Looking at the two scrolls, I felt that the problem was on the scrolls.

After thinking about it, the medicine seeker has been led into the main room, listening to the movement, it seems that there is more than one person who came to ask for medicine.The old man who heard the voice before was describing the patient's condition to the fox, and the other two were talking about their own affairs in a low voice.

"Have you finished that book?"

"It's not finished yet." The person who answered seemed to be considering his words, after a moment of silence, he said again: "The first draft is almost finished."

"I heard that Mr. Nian Dong also wrote a preface for your book?"

"Yes, Mr. Meng Niandong is showing love."

The interrogator's tone from the beginning to the end was not gentle, but the answerer's attitude was too gentle, which made the interrogator's tone gradually soften.The interrogator persuaded: "According to me, you can just write in your book. You are old enough to be confused, so you should put your mind to it and focus on scientific examinations."

The attitude of the questioner was improved, but the answerer became a dull gourd without saying a word.I raised my ears in the inner room and listened to the corner of the wall for a long time, but I didn't hear what the answerer said anymore, only heard the questioner sighed in a low voice.

The two people who didn't agree with each other finally didn't say anything more, and in the main room, only the voices of the old man and the fox fairy remained.I recalled what I had just overheard, and repeated the words "Mr. Niandong" repeatedly.

Mr. Niandong...why does it sound so familiar?