Please sign for your missing male ticket [Liao Zhai]

01

Got tricked.Was completely played.

Looking at the white roof, I always wanted to give full play to the national curse that I had learned for more than ten years, but unfortunately, I couldn't even find someone to scold.

It was agreed that the two masters know the way of people, but they were blindfolded by the setting of a "heavenly eunuch".It was agreed that watching the night is the date of death, but it is just a rule summed up by my wishful thinking.Fortunately, Brother Tang will be reincarnated, I did not conclude wrongly.

From this point of view, my fast travel mission should be to find the male ticket with amnesia.

...Thinking about it this way, it's quite touching.If it wasn't for life and death as the price of fast travel.

At the end of the last life, I died neatly.But brother Tang who survived, what should he do?

At that time, I thought it would be great not to involve Brother Tang, but now that I think about it... maybe, it would be better to involve Brother Tang.I have also memorized the fact that Wushan is not a cloud. Then, my brother Tang, who has seen the sea water and Wushan cloud, how will he live in the next few decades?

Thinking about it, I feel very cruel.

However, it is only "feeling", not "feeling".

The emotional disorder that follows me like a shadow, now that I think about it, it is probably a kind of protection for me, a fast-traveling person.But, I am protected, where is Brother Tang?

do not know.

02

Two sheets arrived as expected.One is "Qiao Niang", and the other is "Huang Jiulang".

Looking at the three characters "Huang Jiulang", I finally knew which book I was wearing - "Strange Tales from a Liaozhai Studio".As for how many volumes of "Strange Tales from a Liaozhai Studio" there are, how many times I can go through it quickly... I don't know.

All I know is that the number of volumes in "Strange Tales from a Liaozhai Studio" does not seem to be old or young.

…… When I first learned "Wolf", "Ventuillary" and "Mountain City", why didn't I study the relevant knowledge well?

The piece of paper with "Qiao Niang" was thrown aside without even reading it.Anyway, it's an afterthought, so there's nothing to see.

The piece of paper with "Huang Jiulang" written on it, including the title and content, is still no more than seven lines.I stared at the remaining blank part for a long time, and there were no more lines of words on it.It seems that the conjecture that the prompt content will increase in a three-six-nine manner is not true.

So... What is the connection between these fast travel prompts?In other words, there is no connection at all.There are several lines of fast travel prompts given, perhaps, they are simply random.If you are lucky, you will get more quick travel hints, but if you are unlucky, you will get fewer quick travel tips.

is it possible?

As far as the situation on my booth where the fast travel mission is not even released, yes.

03

It is also a coincidence that I read the article "Huang Jiulang".

After I finished reading "Shemale", I happened to see a related recommendation called "Huang Jiulang". When I was curious, I opened the webpage.Or it is a related recommendation, this recommendation related to "Shemale", it is still a disturbing article.It's just that this article is not as good as "Shemale".

I can't remember the details of the plot, now, I will share with you what I remember clearly.

These clearly remembered contents, to sum up, is that Huang Jiulang, who had encountered Slag Gong, had sacrificed himself physically and mentally, and rushed to find a wife for Slag Gong.Not only did he find a wife for Scum Gong, but he also sold his body under the schemes of Scum Gong's scumbag wife, so as to help Scum Gong resolve the catastrophe.

To sum it up in one sentence, scumbags are abused, their hearts are abused, their bodies are abused.

04

There are seven lines of words written on the white paper for the plots that I can't remember clearly, but it can also be used as a hint to add some.

Below, I will use the knowledge I learned in my previous life to translate for you.If you feel that the next translation is not as good as the clip of "Qiao Niang" I translated before, and the teacher is lazy, please go to Brother Tang, who is more provocative than teaching, and complain. Thank you for your cooperation.

05

This bad relationship unfolded like this.

One day, He Shishen went out for a walk, and happened to meet a woman riding a donkey, and Huang Jiulang, a poor man, followed her.He Shishen was originally a broken sleeve, but when he saw the beautiful boy Huang Jiulang, his heart was moved.Seeing Huang Jiulang in a hurry for the first time, Shishen He waited day and night, just to see Huang Jiulang again.

It should be Huang Jiulang's back a little bit, but He Shishen really waited for him.But this time, He Shishen, who was waiting for him, didn't just want to see the beautiful boy, he also wanted to take the beautiful boy to his study to have a talk with him.

... He Shishen, a young man of fifteen or sixteen years old, can also do it.

The beautiful boy was delicate and weak, so He Shishen forcibly dragged him into the study.Fortunately, although Master He has a beast heart, he is also wearing a layer of human skin.Seeing that the beautiful boy had no intention of getting close to him, Master He let the beautiful boy go, but before letting him go, he badly told Huang Jiulang to come and play again.

If you ask me, this Huang Jiulang should be more careful.It would be easy for him to walk around the road against such a strange Shushu, but Huang Jiulang passed by He Shishen's study carelessly, and was dragged into the study by He Shishen again.

... If it weren't for the quick travel prompt to stop here, I would jump in anger if I looked down.

After reading the translation, the following is the homework for you.May I ask He Shishen, is he called He Shicān, He Shicēn, He Shiyan, or He Shisan?

06

To make a digression, if a classmate learns my way to translate classical Chinese.Then, congratulations, because you can not only get a big zero egg, but also get the treatment of meeting parents that the Chinese teacher gives you alone.

congratulations.

07

Entering the little white room this time seems to be to overthrow a series of speculations about fast travel that I have drawn.

I thought that the necessary condition for leaving the little white house was to read the contents of the two pieces of paper, but when I put "Huang Jiulang" in my hand, I was thinking that I didn't want to read "Qiao Niang". , just wear it.

To sum up, the necessary condition for fast time travel is whether I want to time travel or not.

08

This time through, I was caught off guard by wearing it, my feet were soft, and I almost fell my face on the ass of the donkey in front of me.

——This is directly worn on the body of the person who is walking.

Staggering a few steps to stabilize her pace, the woman who heard the movement behind her turned around, revealing a delicate and refined face.Yan value, yes, age, also has.

The woman's face showed some sallow and sick look, but her eyes were still clear, it was obvious that she was sick, but not so sick to the point of being insane.

The woman reined in the donkey, stepped on the pedals, and wanted to get off. As she moved, she said angrily: "I told you that we will ride this donkey alternately, but you didn't listen. Now, can't you walk?" Naturally, there was a lot of pity and love, but the words didn't last long, and they were all scattered in the wind.

Insufficient Qi.

The woman supported the donkey and wanted to get off, but she obviously lacked strength in her hands and feet. She tried hard for a long time, but she only tilted her body, as if she was unstable and about to fall.

I rushed to support the woman before she fell to the ground, and after holding her steady again, I followed the woman's words and said, "My feet are not tired."

It's just... tired.

Silly boy Huang Jiulang, now it's my turn to face the peerless scumbag He Shishen you are about to face.

09

Dusk, greenery, white reeds.

With such a beautiful view, the only flaw is a study built [-] meters away from Tiaoxi River.

The owner of that study is He Shishen.

I saw He Shishen walking in front of the study, and He Shishen also saw me.Looking at each other, I suddenly felt that to be a scumbag requires capital.As for He Shishen, there is no doubt that he has a lot of capital.

The autumn wind suddenly picked up, blowing countless reed flowers, He Shishen stood tall among the reed flowers, just like a banished fairy who had strayed into the mortal world.

Not stained with dust.

One can't help but want to drag that ignorant person down for nine days, so that the ice heart of the jade pot can be dyed with some other colors.

However, He Shishen's heart was completely blackened without me dyeing it.

It's a pity a good bag.

After sighing, I took the donkey that the woman was riding and walked away.Although those words in black and white clearly tell me to act according to the above content, but, as far as the prompts I have received so far, it didn't prevent me from staying away from He Shishen when I first met him, right?

Thinking of the terrible plots that will follow, I just want to see Master He in the rivers and lakes.

10

I played a little bit within the scope of the plot, and Shishen He played a big role within the scope of the plot.

He Shishen, who was supposed to watch me go away in the dust, played out the first scene without any communication, and played out the plot of the dialogue.

He Shishen, who has a dark heart and a dark belly, walked quickly and talked to the woman.The general meaning is that he saw that my face was tired and my feet were weak, which was obviously caused by overwork, so he wanted to invite us to his study to rest for a while before starting.

Hit a snake and hit seven inches.He Shishen firmly grasped the woman's seven inches.

The woman felt that her family Jiulang was walking hard and wanted him to rest for a long time. He Shishen's proposal was exactly what the woman wanted.

The woman didn't ask me if I needed to rest my feet, she said some polite words to He Shishen and then rode the donkey to the study.I... Is it necessary for me to speak?

The woman's health is really bad. The donkey that can be dismounted by ordinary people can't dismount when it comes to the woman.In this world, I am the woman's son and the woman is my mother.The mother can't get off the donkey, so she must rely on her son to help.My own son said that he was powerless.

In "Huang Jiulang", when Huang Jiulang met He Shishen, he looked like a fifteen-year-old boy.So, when I came here, I put on the soul of a little twenty, and entered the shell of a fifteen-six-six.

Without looking in a mirror, I can see that the shell I am wearing now is exactly the same as my body when I was fifteen or sixteen.But the problem is that there is no difference.

Boys develop late, at 1.6 or [-], my height is only [-] meters.So, how can I get a woman who is taller than me on a donkey with my height?