Please sign for your missing male ticket [Liao Zhai]

01

Small white room, two pieces of paper, emotional disorder.

Regardless of what was written on those two pieces of paper, I threw them aside and lay down on the ground. I began to wonder if I blew up the universe in my life to be here, and I suffered from this. Kind of bitter.

why me.Why, it happens to be me.

No fruit.

Since it is a quick travel, the usual routine is to travel through various worlds with a certain task, but my task?In my previous life, I was beaten to death by people, and in my previous life, I was pierced by evil spirits to take pills... My task, I am afraid, is not to experience various ways of death in various worlds.

Touching the left chest pierced by the demon's sharp armor, I faced the empty roof and said, "At least it doesn't hurt, does it?"

It doesn't hurt to be surrounded and beaten, and it doesn't hurt to be pierced.

The flesh-to-body trauma suffered before death did not feel the slightest pain.

However, the heart will hurt.

Even if the pain didn't last long, it still hurts, and it hurts deeply.

02

Sleep for a day, an hour, or, just 1 minute.

There is nothing in the little white house that can remind time, and I will not feel hungry or thirsty because of the passage of time.Time seems to be stretched infinitely, or maybe it never flows.

The memories of the last two lives replayed in my mind like a revolving lantern.The only connection between the two lives is brother Tang.

"Brother Tang..." The two faces gradually merged into one, the only thing that was the same was the smiling eyes.

...It's obviously the same eyes, how could I see Wang Lan's eyes as looking at chickens in my last life?

03

Since I saw Brother Tang in the last two worlds, I might still see Brother Tang in the next world.

As soon as this deduction came out, the mood that fell to the bottom was like sitting on a sky monkey, and then rushed to the top and then exploded a small spark.This kind of excitement obviously has nothing to do with fellow villagers seeing fellow villagers, but...if we can really meet again, then it will not be too late to study.

Brother Tang's situation is obviously different from mine.

Leaving aside the fact that I am fast-traveling and he is reincarnation, the most terrible difference is that I have the memory of these lives, Brother Tang, I don’t.My face that can withstand the test of fast time travel, in the eyes of brother Tang who has lost his memory, is a strange face with good looks.

I don't know each other.

Fortunately, Brother Tang can’t recognize me, but I have a way to recognize Brother Tang—it has been proved that Brother Tang is ever-changing, but the king remains the same.

There is only one problem right now, how can I reasonably and unobtrusively see the two lords of men in the next world?

04

I don't want to open a men's bathhouse.

05

Once there is a direction to move forward, the two pieces of paper that are clumped together become cute.After all, that is also an important reminder to find brother Tang who has lost his memory.

On the two sheets of paper that were flattened, the one with more characters is the full text of "Wang Lan", and the one with fewer characters is a strange novel called "Qiao Niang".

It is still less than half an article, but the difference is that it is different from the full text of "Shemale" I saw last time, it is only a few hundred or so words.This time, in the full text of "Wang Lan", there are some more messy marks. To put it simply, it is a few checkmarks and a bunch of cross marks, making it look like a test paper that has been graded.

After reading the full text of "Wang Lan" with a half-knowledge, I found that the place where the check mark was marked was the place where my behavior was consistent with the content of the article.The place marked with a cross is where I disrupted the plot.

...This is to make me act according to the development of the original text?But I also need to know what the original text is!

What a broken tip.

The blank paper with the original text of "Wang Lan" was rolled into a ball again.I pulled the paper ball and fell in love with "Qiao Niang".

The first line is still the volume number and the title of the article.Slightly brushing the word "Juan Er Qiao Niang", I shifted my gaze to the content below.This time, the fast travel prompts about the next world are much more than in "Wang Lan". The previous four lines were directly upgraded to seven lines.The dense classical Chinese texts spread out on the paper made me... dizzy.

To be honest, in the next world, I must study classical Chinese well.

The number of words has been upgraded, and the difficulty has also been upgraded.

At least I can manage the article "Wang Lan", but I'm a little bit powerless in this one.

The following is the translation I have guessed and corrected. If there are any mistakes, please focus on understanding the spirit, thank you.

06

Fu Lian, an old man from a wealthy family, was born with incomparable intelligence, but, God damn it.

The so-called good things do not go out, bad things travel thousands of miles.The story of Fu Liantian, like all bad things, spread throughout the village.Therefore, poor Fu Lian can only live alone.

One day, Fu Lian's teacher went out, and a monkey show happened to come to the street, so Fu Lian threw away his book and went to watch a monkey show.

Watching the monkey is cool for a while, so go back and play with the teacher.As soon as Fu Lian was persuaded, he simply played and ran away from home.

... Bear boy, the identification is complete.

Fu Lian ran for a few miles and saw a beautiful girl.The girl asked Fu Lian to deliver a letter to Qiongzhou for her. Fu Lian had no escape plan and thought it would be nice to go out to sea by boat, so he agreed.

And the letter that the girl asked Fu Lian to send was to be delivered to a person surnamed Hua who lived in Qinnu Village.

...Fu Lian, isn't he just a courier guy who doesn't take any pay?

07

Quick travel reminder, this is the end.

I sorted out the people/animals that appeared in it, and made a rough guess about the people/animals that might be pierced by my soul.

There are five people/animals that can be pierced by my soul.They are Fu Lian's father, Fu Lian's teacher, the monkey player Fu Lian saw, the monkey whose gender may be male, and Fu Lian.

As long as I don't dress up as Fu Lian, I can dress up as a monkey being tricked, really.

08

What the hell, I'm dressed up, Qiao Niang.

09

Just after wearing it, I looked at the bright-colored dress I was wearing, and knew that I was wearing splits.Fortunately, splitting is back to splitting, but my good brother who has been with me for more than ten years still grows on me and never abandons me.

Just as I was wondering if I was wearing it on the body of some hypocrite, or if I simply dressed up as a rapist again, a middle-aged woman who still had a charm pushed open the door without knocking or saying hello.

At that time, I was holding up my skirt and holding up my panties, and in an extremely indecent posture, I was having a cordial meeting with my good brother.

I am grateful that I held up my panties instead of taking them off, so that my good brother's face was saved.But the good brother's face is preserved, mine, no.

Seeing my movements, the woman teased and pulled my panties, making noises, and said: "Qiao Niang, it's fine if you died because you couldn't do anything in your life, you're all dead, and you haven't died yet." Have you given up on that thought?"

...Auntie, what are you talking about?You said that the Qiaoniang I wore was depressed to death because I couldn't drive a car?

After finishing speaking, the woman walked up to me, hung in the air and touched my chest lightly, clicked her tongue a few times after touching it, and said: "Okay, it's all dead, don't think about it so much."

... You only touched a few hands of the air, how could there be so many sighs?

The chicken and the duck talked for a long time, and the woman seemed to stop playing and talk about serious business.

"I have borrowed from you for so long, and I have nothing to repay you. No, I got some excellent group tea. I think you like to drink it. You should drink all the tea you brought last time. I brought it all back to you."

After the woman finished speaking, she spread her hands, and on her left and right hands, two balls of tea gradually appeared from bottom to top.At the same time, the end of the woman's eyes, which were already raised, were raised even higher, and the pupils of her eyes changed from round to flat in an instant, revealing a faint light in the room with only a few candles burning.

A pair of fox eyes that I have seen countless times in my previous life.

After the two balls of tea appeared, the woman's eyes returned to their original state.She put the tea on the table, laughed a few more words, and left the room.

As a person who was drunk with Coke Sprite when I was young, I don't understand the group tea that the woman talked about.When the woman is here, I don't want to be too ignorant. If the woman is not here, I will be exposed as a bumpkin.

Opening the layer of paper wrapped around the tuancha tea, the excellent tuancha tea that the woman said revealed the true face of Lushan Mountain—a tea ball that resembled a sphere.

"It's still 'excellent', Huagu is not afraid of the wind flashing her tongue." A pot of orchids on the table burst into a voice, and stretched out a leaf to smoke a ball of tea.

The tuancha was whipped by the orchid leaves, and rolled towards the table. Before the tuancha fell to the ground, a flower leaf of another orchid in the flower pot suddenly grew, and it would block the tuancha.

The orchid leaf slowly pushed the tuancha, and after pushing the tuancha to its original place, it turned into a little girl in a green dress. The little girl's mouth moved, as if she was planning to say something After brewing for a long time, the little girl said: "That's right."

I……

There are two orchids in the flowerpot. After one turned into a human form, the other jumped out of the flowerpot.Two tender green orchids turned into two playful little girls in an instant.

The two little girls were similar in appearance and about the same size, but the one who talked a lot had flat cheeks without dimples, while the one who talked less had two deep dimples.Those two dimples will be revealed when she says "just", and the girl with dimples seems to only say a sentence between the words of the chatty girl.

The girl with dimples is dark green, and the girl with chatterbox is light green. Standing next to each other, it's not difficult to distinguish them.

After the talkative girl criticized the group tea sent by Aunt Hua, I pointed to the group tea and suggested, "Make a pot?"

"What's so good about this?" Although the talkative girl said so, she still followed my words and dragged the dimpled girl to get the tea set.

According to my opinion, just make a pot of tuancha and try it out, but the chatterbox girl doesn't follow it.Her original words were as follows: This tea is average enough, if you don't enjoy the moonlight, you will definitely not be able to drink it, Qiao Niang.

...Didn't Aunt Hua just say that Yuanchen Qiaoniang likes to drink this tea?And, I wonder if Hua Gu was here, she would be told to cry by this little girl.

Once bitten, twice shy.I have died in the night for two consecutive lifetimes, and I am more or less resistant to the night.Fortunately, tonight's night is clearly different from those two nights, so my resistance is not so strong.

The stars are sparse and the moon is bright.

When I looked up at the sky, I caught a glimpse of an old tree growing beside the courtyard wall.The tree is a few feet high and the branches are lush. Among the dense leaves and branches, one can vaguely see something lying on the branch. Is that a person?