Please sign for your missing male ticket [Liao Zhai]

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The old Daoist who gave Ms. Xu orders is a veteran Daoist with profound Taoism skills. Ms. Xu is indeed destined to be immortal, and indeed her soul has left her body to become an immortal.Currently, the soul in Miss Xu's body is just a strand of her split soul.

——No wonder she ignored me when I made small gestures at Miss Xu. I reckoned that there was no memory of when I first met Miss Xu in that strand of soul.

After listening to Wang Lan talk about his experience of searching for Miss Xu's soul last night, I pointed out that Wang Lan used spring and autumn brushstrokes to obscure the details and said: "She didn't become a fairy after she became a fairy, but she was favored by the greedy wolf star and became a fairy." companion."

Recalling the terrifying Xingjun, I sat next to Wang Lan and shared with him the experience of being stared back into my original form by Xingjun, and I also lamented Miss Xu's powerful prophecy ability after becoming a fairy.

"Maybe it's a coincidence." Wang Lan didn't continue Miss Xu's topic. He took a hand from the rein to stroke the tail of the fox I let out.As soon as Wang Lan touched my luxurious fox tail, which had been magnified countless times, it rushed from the tip of the tail to the Tianling Gai with a burst of energy.This feeling is like the numbness all over the body is twisted, but it's not the same, at least, this numbness is quite comfortable.

There was a little thin sweat on Wang Lan's hands, and when he stroked it, the hair on his tail fell off.A few tail hairs flew along the wind to the horse's nose, and the excited horse sneezed uncontrollably, and the carriage swayed with the sneeze.

Wang Lan put her hand back in front of her eyes, looked at the tail hair all over her hand, and said, "This tail alone is enough to make a fox fur cloak."

...I still want to help Wang Lan pick out all the tail hair on his hands, and I am really sick.

In the end, the tail hair had no choice. When I blew away the flying tail hairs around me, Wang Lan suddenly said, "Someone is here."

Hearing Wang Lan's warning, I put away the fox tail immediately, let Wang Lan attach to my body, and I was alone in the carriage again.

The person Wang Lan mentioned was dressed in shabby clothes, and even the skinny mule he was riding looked much more energetic than him.The man rode a mule and stopped in front of the carriage, forcing Wang Lan to rein in the horse with my hand, so that he barely had a traffic accident with that man.

...I haven't met a professional user of Pingci.

Fortunately, the man just stopped in front of the car, and didn't roll off the mule with an exaggerated scream.The man and I looked at each other for a while, pointed to himself, and said, "I, He Cai. You don't recognize me? We are old acquaintances from afar!"

... If the old acquaintances were met by riding a mule blocking the road, I guess this "old acquaintance" could be renamed Xinchou.And, big brother, did you admit the wrong person?

The man named He Cai saw that I didn't answer, so he got off the mule. When he landed, his feet went limp, and he managed to stabilize himself.I looked at the limpness of his feet, and felt that this man needs to nourish his kidneys.

He Cai walked to the front of the car, pointed at my face and drew a circle, said: "You can do it, you can not only cure people, but also have the ability to change faces. Don't say, your fake face now , much more handsome than your own real face."

This is my real face, thank you.

After hearing so much about He Cai, I also sorted out He Cai's identity.This He Cai is the friend of Zhang Deyou who I transformed into.

He Cai walked to the side of the carriage, raised his leg and wanted to climb up, but Wang Lan pulled the rein, causing the horse to veer sideways, and He Cai's foot in the carriage also missed.

He Cai clicked his tongue indifferently, leaned on the horse instead of getting in the carriage, and said, "Thanks to my cleverness, I bought a mule as soon as I saw Rich Master Xu's family sending you out of the house. Hurry up!" , Only then did I catch up with you. If I hadn't been chasing after you all the way, I might not have dared to recognize you when I saw your fake face. "

Comrade He Cai, has anyone ever told you that your speech is quite unpleasant.

I was so choked by He Cai's mouthful of fake faces, I managed to be polite to him. "It's quite a coincidence."

"It's not just a coincidence." He Cai pointed at the mule with his chin up, and said, "I spent all the money I had on me to see you, so you don't have to express it."

...This one is really much more straightforward than Pengci.

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I am not Zhang Deyou himself, and I am not being taken advantage of.Naturally, I don't want to give He Cai the bamboo stick.Wang Lan gave me 800 taels of gold, and the remaining 200 taels of gold and the box of jewels should all belong to Mrs. Wang.

I don't want to give a single penny of this money to He Cailai who came out halfway.

He Cai had already made his words clear, he saw that I would not answer, so he didn't say anything about asking for money, he just got on the mule again, sat next to the carriage and played hand in hand, making it clear that he couldn't get the money or not. leave.

When encountering this kind of scoundrel, you will be angry, but there is no other way, you can't stop him from going this way, can you?

I can't be too hard, so I discussed with Wang Lan to be soft.

"Can you teleport me and the carriage to another place?"

"Deyou, who are you talking to? Immortals?"

I have lowered my voice to the minimum, but He Cai still heard my voice. I looked at He Cai who was looking around me, exhausted physically and mentally.Since there is even the setting of possession, and since there is a setting that only I can hear what Wang Lan said behind the possession, why can't we just have a telepathic setting?

He Cai looked at it for a long time, but couldn't tell who I was talking to, so he shook his head resentfully and said, "Don't leave your best friend behind."

Really... best friends.

"I can't do the teleportation technique. The carriage is too heavy, and I can't move it quickly." Wang Lan waved the rein, let the horse run a few steps, and after a little distance from He Cai, said: " It's better to give him some money and send him away directly, so as to save him from following like this."

I shook my head a few times to express my disapproval.

Wang Lan softly said something about being a financial fan, her deep voice mingled with a smile, and slowly swayed in my ears, with an indescribable magnetism.I rubbed my ears, for fear that after a while, my ears would give birth to a baby.

"Just give him 50 taels, and tell him not to follow us. We still earned a lot of money when we came here, so the 50 taels should be considered travel expenses."

Having said that, I can't refuse anymore.Stopping the carriage, I said to He Cai who stopped at the same time as me: "How much did you pay for this mule?"

"Ten taels." He Cai opened his mouth and started chatting, without arguing at all.

"I'll give you 15 taels, will you sell it or not?"

"Not for sale." He Cai glanced into the carriage, obviously dissatisfied with the price I offered.

"If you don't sell it, don't sell it."

I urged the carriage to move on, and He Cai followed with his mule, and it took only a cup of tea for him to catch up and speak first. "100 taels, give me 100 taels and I will leave."

Listening to He Cai's lion opening his mouth, I feel like I've heard the biggest joke ever.

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He Cai finally compromised.Compromise with his skinny mule that couldn't keep up with the carriage as he walked, and with his small body that couldn't withstand long-term riding.

He Cai kept the skinny mule and took the 30 taels I gave.When he saw that what I gave him was silver instead of gold, He Cai hesitated for a long time, and when he lost his money, He Cai still took the silver and honestly walked in the opposite direction.

"It's better to offend a gentleman than to offend a villain." Wang Lan separated from me and got out of the carriage to tie the mule to the carriage.

I gnawed on the meat bun, and replied, "That's how the villain is used to you."

Before the words were finished, I suddenly felt a sense of peeping. I looked in the direction of the sense of peeping, but saw nothing.

Wang Lan didn't refute me anymore, he got on the car again and took the reins, I held a meat bun and handed it to his mouth, I shook the meat bun and asked, "Do you want to eat?"

Wang Lan took a bite of my hand as an answer.

The meat buns are soup-filled buns with thin skin and big stuffing. When Wang Lan took a bite, the stuffing didn't get much, but there was a mouth for the soup.The soup was trembling in the bun skin and was about to spill out. Before the soup flowed out, I licked it on the meat bun and sucked it. After sucking, I raised my head and bumped into Wang Lan's sight.

Wang Lan moved his eyes down to the meat bun. He took the meat bun and said, "I'll eat it myself."

I stared at the meat bun that I had sucked out the soup, and said, "Why don't I eat it, and I'll get you a new one."

Wang Lan didn't answer, just took another bite where I had sucked the soup.

... This world is really unfriendly to gay men.It's too much to challenge the endurance of the gay man.

After eating the meat buns, Wang Lan said: "When we met for the first time, you said that if you were destined to meet again, you would tell me your name." Wang Lan looked at my true face and said, "Now, it's a real goodbye. Bar."

Goodbye, but I don't know what my name is in this world.

I thought about what my eldest sister called me, and said, "You can call me Erzai, Hu Erzai."

Wang Lan didn't show any dissatisfaction with the answer I gave, he called out to me, "Second boy."

Unlike the elder sister who habitually added the Erhua sound when calling, she could actually call Erzai Erzai.Wang Lan's pronunciation is very standard and soft. After hearing his call, I have the illusion that the name "Er Zai" is actually quite nice.

Of course, it can only be an illusion.

Er Zai's bad name is not inferior to the bad name Wang Erxi I used in my previous life.

Yesterday, Wang Lan obviously heard the conversation between my eldest sister and my third sister, and also knew the deadline of the 2000 days, so the return journey of more than [-] miles was very fast.It wasn't until dark that Wang Lan found an inn and ended today's trip.

sixteenth.

If there are sixteen days left in my life, what will I do?

Looking at Wang Lan who is so busy, I know that no matter what, I will never run around for a person who will kill me like Wang Lan.

Wang Lan, what is this for?

Gao Feng, Liang Jie?

impossible.