Please sign for your missing male ticket [Liao Zhai]

22

The dish was finally brought back intact, and Wang Lan had an extra kitchen knife in his other hand.At this moment, the image of Wang Lan in my heart is no less than that of a perverted murderer.I became that broiler waiting to be slaughtered again.

Imagination belongs to imagination, and reality belongs to reality.Wang Lan didn't peel and shave my meat, he just put the dish in front of and behind my bowl, opened the oiled paper bag, and cut the sauced meat.Wang Lan glanced at me as soon as she cut the sauced meat with a knife. Although it was a bit cowardly to say so, I was indeed horrified by the sight of my prey.

If I were in the fox form now, I guess I would be so scared that I would emit body odor.

The sauced meat was cut into equal sizes and distinct pieces. Wang Lan put down the kitchen knife and said, "I just realized when Brother Zhang said that my approach was too outlandish."

Listen to people's advice to eat enough.I am also very pleased that you can cut meat and eat it if you know your mistake.

Staring at the sauced meat on the oil paper package, I have already settled on the fattest and most fragrant pieces.

"It just so happens that the fox outside is also hungry, so I'll borrow flowers to present to Buddha and feed it some meat." After saying that, Wang Lan raised one hand and left the house wrapped in oiled paper.

... Don't say anything more, wait for the right time to move, seize the pill, right now!

23

The sauced meat is still delicious, and Wang Lan is still a nice person, but... her mouth is a bit bad.Just when I was about to take back the golden core for a piece of sauced meat, Wang Lan walked in with the sauced meat at the right time.

The oiled paper bag turned into a large pottery plate, and Wang Lan just went to put it on the plate.The comfortable way of laying out dishes has returned again. During the interval between eating, I changed the friendship between Zhang Deyou and Wang Lan from a casual acquaintance to a mutual loss friend.

The plan to win the alchemy is still feasible.

The head of the fox apparently also got a few pieces of sauced meat, and on his beard that trembled as he walked, there were all the sauces rubbed on when he ate the meat.It walked to Wang Lan's feet and lay down leisurely, without any appearance of serving as it said - it was clearly a fox who only came here to make a living.

……same as me.

After eating and drinking, I can't take revenge and take back the golden core today.Putting aside the plan to win the pill for the time being, I rubbed my swollen belly and looked at the mild sunlight outside the house. I just wanted to find a place where no one would disturb me and return to my original shape to sleep in the sun.The first time is raw and the second time is familiar, I slightly revised the words of Che Jilu that should be said after Cengfan and said them again.

Wang Lan still didn't do much to persuade me to stay, but before I left, she said: "You and my family have always been poor, and now I have a way to make money, would you like to travel with me?"

Traveling?Doesn't this mean that I can stay by Wang Lan's side all the time, so I can grab a lot of opportunities to win pills.Wang Lan, you are rushing to send the golden pill to me.

"You also know that I am resurrected from the dead. After returning to my yang, I have the ability to cure people's diseases without medicinal materials, and to know good or bad people without divination. It's just that I am a dead person after all to others. If they recognize me Fear, I can only do things if I am attached to you."

...Dare to love that my golden elixir has such a great effect.

but……

"Afraid that others would recognize you, you still wandered around the streets yesterday?" I pointed out the loopholes in Wang Lan's words and expressed doubts.

"You saw me on the street yesterday?" Wang Lan raised her eyebrows slightly and asked back.

Yes, I have.But Zhang Deyou had never seen it.

"I heard. I heard that someone saw you on the street." After a haha ​​to fool Wang Lan's question, I nodded and said, "Okay, let's go out and travel."

24

Wang Lan, as the male protagonist of this strange novel, naturally has the excellent qualities that a male protagonist should have. One of them is that he has excellent action power when he says he does it.

I originally thought that Wang Lan's choice of a day to travel meant choosing an auspicious day suitable for long-distance travel. Unexpectedly, in Wang Lan's dictionary, choosing a date means the same day.

Wang Lan gave me half an hour to go home and pack my bags, but I'm not the real Zhang Deyou, so there's no home to go back to, so I can only wander around the streets with nothing to do to pass the time.This shopping and shopping really made me find something I wanted to buy.

There is a coffin shop in the street, which sells things that I like very well.

The owner of the coffin shop saw me looking around in his shop, so he came up to say hello.He walked up to me and asked, "Deyou, what do you want to buy?"

This boss knows Zhang Deyou?OK, that's easy.

I glanced at the coffin shop owner with a swollen face, and said, "I want to buy some joss sticks, which one is the best?"

"Incense candles, these are the best." The coffin shop owner brought me some incense candles, and asked me for gossip while taking them, "It's not from Zhongyuan Hanyi, why did I think of buying these things."

"A friend of mine passed away, so I wanted to burn some incense candles for him." After choosing some incense candles from the owner of the coffin shop and a random incense burner, I pretended to pay and asked, "How much are these?" money?"

"520 Wen. We have a good relationship, let's count it as [-] Wen."

After the owner of the coffin shop finished speaking, he wondered which friend I had died. I didn't answer his question, but just slapped my thigh and said, "It's bad, I was in a hurry when I went out, and I forgot my purse. Do you think this will work?" , I'll take the incense burner back first, and I'll send the money tomorrow."

When the owner of the coffin shop heard my words, the fat on his face drooped immediately. Before he could refuse, I said, "Don't worry, I will definitely pay back the money tomorrow, 520 Wen, not a penny less."

Hearing the extra twenty words, the face of the coffin shop owner softened a little. He pointed to the incense burner I was holding, and said, "Don't forget it."

"I will never forget it, see you tomorrow."

See you tomorrow if you have a chance.

25

Incense candles, bought.Censer, bought.Huozhezi, didn't buy it.

...Good will be rewarded with good, and evil will be rewarded with evil. The evil retribution of me, who was cheated and deceived, will come in a blink of an eye.

After trying several times, I was finally sure of one thing - I really am a good-for-nothing vixen without the ability to light a fire.

Although Wang Lan's current state is not a pure ghost, no matter how impure a ghost is, it can only accept incense after the incense candle is lit, right?The pile of joss sticks I carefully selected is equivalent to none.

The scented candles that had no fire to burn suddenly became tasteless, and when he was hesitating whether to keep this pile of tasteless, a little fire suddenly lit up on the inserted incense sticks.

Ignition...is it taking effect again after a delay?

I can't control so much for the time being, I hurriedly protect the fire, and carefully blow up the fire that is about to go out.As I was blowing, I suddenly felt something was wrong, as if someone was looking at me.

It's just that this feeling of being spied on doesn't last long, it only lasted for a moment, and then disappeared.

Be nervous.

I turned my head and looked around, seeing that there was no one around, so I turned my attention to the incense candles again.

You invited me to two meals, so I will treat you to one for the time being.When the two of us are even, I will take back the golden core.

26

When I returned to Wang Lan's house, he had already packed it up.The packed luggage was open and untied, and he showed me the contents one by one. The more I looked at it, the more I felt that it was luggage for two people.

Wang Lan took all the luggage I brought back—a censer still stained with incense ash—put it in the bag, and said, “That’s all.”

... I can't answer this, you just need a censer to burn incense for yourself, right?

Wang Lan fastened the burden in twos and threes, and then performed the method of possessing the body.

His skin and clothes melted into the air little by little, and eventually all disappeared.In the next second, I felt a warm touch coming from my body.First it was the left hand, then the left arm, then later, the left chest, and the left leg.The warmth rippled like water waves, and just when it was about to touch his cheeks, Wang Lan's voice suddenly rang out from his ears.

"Next is the eyebrows... the nose... the mouth."

The warm feeling spread with Wang Lan's words, and suddenly, the warm feeling became hot, which made me blush.

Warm, yet embarrassingly comfortable.

The originally upright and serious possession gave me the illusion of flirting.

"Don't be attached, don't be attached." As soon as the words came out, the hot feeling on his body also subsided.I let out a long breath, and said: "You can hide yourself, why don't you get attached to me."

"I haven't mastered the method of invisibility yet."

The last trace of warmth on my body also separated from my fingertips, I hooked my fingertips, and suddenly felt a little bit reluctant.Wang Lan's voice was so close that I could even feel his breath when he spoke.For a gay guy like me, this is too exciting.

I took a few steps back to avoid Wang Lan who was still hidden, I calmed down, and after the burning ears cooled down, I said: "Don't show up, let me see how your invisible skills are, Then consider whether to let you be possessed."

This time, Wang Lan was quiet for a long time before saying, "Okay."

A quarter of an hour later, there was no one in front of him.

Two quarters of an hour later, Wang Lan disappeared.

Three quarters of an hour later, Wang Lan's clothes were gradually revealed, but only the clothes were revealed. Wang Lan was still well hidden.From this point of view, the shortcoming of Wang Lan's invisibility technique should lie in the concealment clothes.

Just thinking like this, Wang Lan's clothes suddenly slipped off, as if the person holding the clothes suddenly disappeared.Without waiting for a reaction, a naked, naked Wang Lan appeared in front of her eyes.

... No wonder he hesitated so long before agreeing to me.

However, maybe it's a bit strange and wretched to say so, but Wang Lan's Erliang Lord is really exactly the same as Brother Tang's Erliang Lord.