Interstellar Metaphysics Application Guide
Chapter 1: Hehe
The scorching sun turned the cement floor into a snow-white, scorching air waves rising from the ground, making people feel unspeakably anxious.Sima Qing seemed to be dazzled by the light, she couldn't help closing her eyes, gathered herself together, and then shook her head: "How do you sell this thing, tell me the real price."
The sharp-mouthed monkey-cheeked peddler on the opposite side hurriedly snatched the delicate-looking pendant from his hand, looked at it like a baby, and then said with a distressed face: "How can such a treasure be called a business! You young man! Do you understand, this is called fate!"
The peddler held the pendant in the palm of his hand, as if it would make the small signboard appear more upscale, and the spitting education Sima Qing said, "Look at the fairy portrait on this signboard, this is Princess Lianhua of Shanglingmiaoyin The spirit card is the incarnation of a goddess with boundless mana. Please go back together, and everything will go smoothly for you, especially in terms of relationships..." The peddler even pretended to be playful and winked at him: "Such a magic weapon , I wouldn’t show it to most people. 500 yuan will make a great marriage, young man, don’t miss it!”
Sima Qing looked at the fanart of a famous online game character on that board, and was speechless for a moment. He curled the corners of his mouth without a smile: "15 yuan, if you can make a deal, if you can't, let it go." Said Then, he wanted to stand up, but was dragged by the peddler: "Okay, okay, it's because you, a young man, are destined to be with me. Come on, come on, I will end your fate today."
The peddler quickly wrapped the small sign in a bag, and said with a smile: "Cash or QR code payment is acceptable."
Under the watchful eyes of several stall owners around, Sima Qing paid the money and walked back to her car under the sun. As soon as she opened the car door, she heard the cheerful music from her mobile phone. Sima Qing cheered up all of a sudden, put the things he just bought casually into his breast pocket, and he quickly connected the phone: "Second brother, I'm optimistic, the other party has no skill at all, he's just a charlatan , let's do it!"
The other party wanted to ask more questions, so Sima Qing stopped pushing the car door and listened carefully to his words.Just talking on the phone, Sima Qing's heart suddenly moved, it's a warning sign!
Then the world turned upside down in an instant, and a blood mist covered Sima Qing's eyes.If it wasn't for the fact that he had lost too much blood, Sima Qing would have vomited blood—the divination he made before going out in the morning didn't show that he would suffer such an unreasonable disaster today!
Even if the secret art passed down from family to his generation, there are only a few leftovers, it won't be impossible to calculate the catastrophe of life and death, right?
I obey the traffic rules well, but why others don't!This is the so-called fate!Originally, after completing this order, the car loan could be repaid, but now it is done, and the person and the car are scrapped together.Even failing to hold on until the ambulance arrived, Sima Qing closed her eyes helplessly.
And in a corner that no one noticed, a layer of pale pink light suddenly appeared on the Qixiu pendant, which was full of blood, covering Sima Qing, and then the light dissipated, and the pendant was reduced to a handful of ashes.
When Sima Qing woke up again, what he saw was not the hospital or any other place he thought - although the surrounding environment looked very similar, and the surrounding was almost white, but as long as the medical staff had a little sympathy, it would be It is impossible to casually throw seriously injured patients on the cold ground.
Before he could figure out what happened, a pink ball of light suddenly appeared in front of him, from which a strange male voice came out: "Hello, Karma, I am your Dao Seed."
Sima Qing felt dizzy in front of her eyes, what the hell is this!Just after waking up from the shock of escaping from the dead, you gave him such a big surprise? !
However, all of this was not a prank show. After experiencing a major blow that her own Taoism could not even calculate the catastrophe of life and death, Sima Qing's world view, which was barely similar to that of a normal person, was subverted again.Listening to the self-introduction of the pink ball of light, he twitched the corner of his mouth like a toothache, and tried to keep himself polite: "Can I trouble you to say it again?"
The pink ball also repeated in a good temper: "I am the spiritual cultivator of Princess Shangling Miaoyin Lianhua who stayed in the human world. Because of a previous accident, I became attached to you and came to this other world together. Now you are in this world. The only heir to the eldest princess's lineage, the divine way in this world has been declining for a long time, and it depends on your efforts to carry it forward."
There is so much information in this passage that Sima Qing didn't know which one to start complaining about.
Considering the most urgent issue of survival, Sima Qing, whose entire world view has been subverted, said dryly, "What kind of world is this here?"
Hearing his question, the little pink ball spun around briskly before his eyes, although Sima Qing couldn't tell the difference between its front and back as a ball at all.
The little pink ball seemed unaware of the predicament they were facing now, and said briskly: "According to the scan results, we can see that the planet we are on now belongs to a huge empire with five galaxies. The political system is an imperial system, and other unknown , the language type has no similarity with the earth, the distribution of civilian population is unknown, the currency used is unknown, the level of technology far exceeds the level of the earth, the specific level is unknown, the per capita income is unknown, and the average life expectancy is unknown.”
Sima Qing was dazed by this series of unknowns, and said with the last bit of expectation: "Then what specific functions do you have?" Isn't this kind of thing with self-wisdom usually a treasure?
A faint pink light came out of the Dao seed light ball: "My role is to supervise your hard work in cultivation, so that one day you can inherit the mantle of Princess Lingmiaoyin Lianhua." It paused, and added: "Now The shape of your body is to mimic the style of this world, and now I am the artificial intelligence you carry!"
He just knew, what kind of good fate can the fate of 15 yuan have? You get what you pay for!There was no way to respond to this overly active divine cultivator, but Sima Qing's body gradually recovered from the previous paralysis, and finally got up from the ground.He is now simply wearing a piece of clothing of unknown material. Looking at the exposed skin, it is obviously much fairer and more delicate than before. He doesn't know how he looks now. Is this still his body?
I've seen this kind of time travel in novels, but I didn't expect that it would happen to me one day.Sima Qing took a deep breath, and before he could ask the little pink ball what it was, she saw a bun-shaped thing with blue stripes falling down in front of her, which was probably an aircraft. The door of the aircraft slid open, What came out of it was not any "human" in Sima Qing's idea, but a dozen or so small robots that looked like steamed buns.
They surrounded Sima Qing in the center, and each projected a blue light, which almost scanned his whole body. As for the divine cultivator, they were excluded from the scanning range because there were no biological characteristics.
After scanning, the leader of these little robots flew in front of Sima Qing and murmured a series of words. After a certain period of time, Sima Qing didn't reply. It changed another language, but Sima Qing still couldn't understand. After switching a dozen languages in a row, Sima Qing was in a daze. Even when he was still on Earth, he only knew Chinese and English at the sixth level of a university.
Looking at those robots who seem to be troubled by something, gathered together, unable to take the next step, Sima Qing finally had to admit painfully that in this world, he who has received compulsory education for so many years is another illiterate.
And he still doesn't know that what is more terrifying than being an illiterate is that he is simply a black household here.If you want to make this tragedy look even more tragic, then you can add a qualification, that is, the empire is actually a country with quite good welfare, for those who have imperial citizenship.
And Sima Qing will know soon. #Point wax#
The sharp-mouthed monkey-cheeked peddler on the opposite side hurriedly snatched the delicate-looking pendant from his hand, looked at it like a baby, and then said with a distressed face: "How can such a treasure be called a business! You young man! Do you understand, this is called fate!"
The peddler held the pendant in the palm of his hand, as if it would make the small signboard appear more upscale, and the spitting education Sima Qing said, "Look at the fairy portrait on this signboard, this is Princess Lianhua of Shanglingmiaoyin The spirit card is the incarnation of a goddess with boundless mana. Please go back together, and everything will go smoothly for you, especially in terms of relationships..." The peddler even pretended to be playful and winked at him: "Such a magic weapon , I wouldn’t show it to most people. 500 yuan will make a great marriage, young man, don’t miss it!”
Sima Qing looked at the fanart of a famous online game character on that board, and was speechless for a moment. He curled the corners of his mouth without a smile: "15 yuan, if you can make a deal, if you can't, let it go." Said Then, he wanted to stand up, but was dragged by the peddler: "Okay, okay, it's because you, a young man, are destined to be with me. Come on, come on, I will end your fate today."
The peddler quickly wrapped the small sign in a bag, and said with a smile: "Cash or QR code payment is acceptable."
Under the watchful eyes of several stall owners around, Sima Qing paid the money and walked back to her car under the sun. As soon as she opened the car door, she heard the cheerful music from her mobile phone. Sima Qing cheered up all of a sudden, put the things he just bought casually into his breast pocket, and he quickly connected the phone: "Second brother, I'm optimistic, the other party has no skill at all, he's just a charlatan , let's do it!"
The other party wanted to ask more questions, so Sima Qing stopped pushing the car door and listened carefully to his words.Just talking on the phone, Sima Qing's heart suddenly moved, it's a warning sign!
Then the world turned upside down in an instant, and a blood mist covered Sima Qing's eyes.If it wasn't for the fact that he had lost too much blood, Sima Qing would have vomited blood—the divination he made before going out in the morning didn't show that he would suffer such an unreasonable disaster today!
Even if the secret art passed down from family to his generation, there are only a few leftovers, it won't be impossible to calculate the catastrophe of life and death, right?
I obey the traffic rules well, but why others don't!This is the so-called fate!Originally, after completing this order, the car loan could be repaid, but now it is done, and the person and the car are scrapped together.Even failing to hold on until the ambulance arrived, Sima Qing closed her eyes helplessly.
And in a corner that no one noticed, a layer of pale pink light suddenly appeared on the Qixiu pendant, which was full of blood, covering Sima Qing, and then the light dissipated, and the pendant was reduced to a handful of ashes.
When Sima Qing woke up again, what he saw was not the hospital or any other place he thought - although the surrounding environment looked very similar, and the surrounding was almost white, but as long as the medical staff had a little sympathy, it would be It is impossible to casually throw seriously injured patients on the cold ground.
Before he could figure out what happened, a pink ball of light suddenly appeared in front of him, from which a strange male voice came out: "Hello, Karma, I am your Dao Seed."
Sima Qing felt dizzy in front of her eyes, what the hell is this!Just after waking up from the shock of escaping from the dead, you gave him such a big surprise? !
However, all of this was not a prank show. After experiencing a major blow that her own Taoism could not even calculate the catastrophe of life and death, Sima Qing's world view, which was barely similar to that of a normal person, was subverted again.Listening to the self-introduction of the pink ball of light, he twitched the corner of his mouth like a toothache, and tried to keep himself polite: "Can I trouble you to say it again?"
The pink ball also repeated in a good temper: "I am the spiritual cultivator of Princess Shangling Miaoyin Lianhua who stayed in the human world. Because of a previous accident, I became attached to you and came to this other world together. Now you are in this world. The only heir to the eldest princess's lineage, the divine way in this world has been declining for a long time, and it depends on your efforts to carry it forward."
There is so much information in this passage that Sima Qing didn't know which one to start complaining about.
Considering the most urgent issue of survival, Sima Qing, whose entire world view has been subverted, said dryly, "What kind of world is this here?"
Hearing his question, the little pink ball spun around briskly before his eyes, although Sima Qing couldn't tell the difference between its front and back as a ball at all.
The little pink ball seemed unaware of the predicament they were facing now, and said briskly: "According to the scan results, we can see that the planet we are on now belongs to a huge empire with five galaxies. The political system is an imperial system, and other unknown , the language type has no similarity with the earth, the distribution of civilian population is unknown, the currency used is unknown, the level of technology far exceeds the level of the earth, the specific level is unknown, the per capita income is unknown, and the average life expectancy is unknown.”
Sima Qing was dazed by this series of unknowns, and said with the last bit of expectation: "Then what specific functions do you have?" Isn't this kind of thing with self-wisdom usually a treasure?
A faint pink light came out of the Dao seed light ball: "My role is to supervise your hard work in cultivation, so that one day you can inherit the mantle of Princess Lingmiaoyin Lianhua." It paused, and added: "Now The shape of your body is to mimic the style of this world, and now I am the artificial intelligence you carry!"
He just knew, what kind of good fate can the fate of 15 yuan have? You get what you pay for!There was no way to respond to this overly active divine cultivator, but Sima Qing's body gradually recovered from the previous paralysis, and finally got up from the ground.He is now simply wearing a piece of clothing of unknown material. Looking at the exposed skin, it is obviously much fairer and more delicate than before. He doesn't know how he looks now. Is this still his body?
I've seen this kind of time travel in novels, but I didn't expect that it would happen to me one day.Sima Qing took a deep breath, and before he could ask the little pink ball what it was, she saw a bun-shaped thing with blue stripes falling down in front of her, which was probably an aircraft. The door of the aircraft slid open, What came out of it was not any "human" in Sima Qing's idea, but a dozen or so small robots that looked like steamed buns.
They surrounded Sima Qing in the center, and each projected a blue light, which almost scanned his whole body. As for the divine cultivator, they were excluded from the scanning range because there were no biological characteristics.
After scanning, the leader of these little robots flew in front of Sima Qing and murmured a series of words. After a certain period of time, Sima Qing didn't reply. It changed another language, but Sima Qing still couldn't understand. After switching a dozen languages in a row, Sima Qing was in a daze. Even when he was still on Earth, he only knew Chinese and English at the sixth level of a university.
Looking at those robots who seem to be troubled by something, gathered together, unable to take the next step, Sima Qing finally had to admit painfully that in this world, he who has received compulsory education for so many years is another illiterate.
And he still doesn't know that what is more terrifying than being an illiterate is that he is simply a black household here.If you want to make this tragedy look even more tragic, then you can add a qualification, that is, the empire is actually a country with quite good welfare, for those who have imperial citizenship.
And Sima Qing will know soon. #Point wax#
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