Alien is my minister
Chapter 7 Alien Service Guide
Ian patted Li Pu, pointed to Albert who was working inside with a slight inconspicuous smile, and asked, "Do you know what happened to the minister? Why is he smiling all day today?!"
Li Pu poked his head out slightly, looked at his minister carefully, and found that the minister was not smiling, but his expression was not as serious as usual, but very gentle, as if he had encountered some happy event.
"I don't know! Besides, Special Assistant Ian, I didn't see the minister smiling!" Li Pu really didn't see it, because Albert had restrained his expression at this time and was working very hard.
"Yeah, he's smiling! You don't even know how creepy his smile makes me! You don't even know that every time the minister smiles, I get treated badly. Working with the minister is My history of blood and tears, even when he was his special assistant, he brought me here because he lost a bet. You have no idea how scary it is when the minister laughs!" Ian did not threaten Li Pu, because what he said was indeed truth.
But falling into Li Pu's ears has another meaning, so at the moment, he only has one thought in his mind, that is, the minister who is laughing is terrible, what should we do? !Better not see him today!Whether it was sending documents or something else, he decided to stay away from the minister today.
Albert, who was deeply misunderstood again, in Li Pu's mind at this moment, he is not much different from hell ghosts except that he has a green face and fangs. Not intentional.
At this moment, a familiar male voice sounded: "Special Assistant Ian, Assistant Li, what are you doing squatting in the corridor?"
Ian and Li Pu were very embarrassed, because they couldn't say that they squatted here to spy on the minister, so they had to interrupt happily.Especially Ian's ability to respond, he asked very quickly: "Nan Ke, are you here to deliver documents to the minister again? Does Deputy Zhou have any instructions?"
The man named Nan Ke was the handsome young man who forcibly delivered documents to Li Pu in the carport that day.At this moment, he looked at Ian with a smile, and said, "It's okay, but Deputy Zhou said that this document needs to be signed by the minister, and then sent to Ian's special assistant for archiving."
"Oh, so that's the case. Ah, by the way, Nan Ke, let me introduce a new person to you. This is our new assistant in the office, named Li Pu. Please take care of me in the future." Ian also responded with a smile.
Nan Ke stretched out his hand and said with a smile: "Assistant Ian, we have known each other for a long time. By the way, Assistant Li, thank you very much for helping me deliver the documents last time. I would like to invite you to dinner if I have the opportunity. What do you think?" "
Li Pu quickly returned the salute, then let go after three seconds, and said with a smile: "It's okay, it's a trivial matter, (although I was scared to death by the minister's invitation to dinner, and we are very close) there is no special invitation to dinner."
"Actually, it's nothing. I just want to find an opportunity to get to know the people in your office. By the way, I know where to eat good food. I'm sure you will like it!" Nan Ke is a very enthusiastic and straightforward young handsome guy, and Li Pu even wants to refuse. no chance.
It's a pity that he didn't have a chance to answer, because after Albert came out and listened, he smiled and said, "Really? I want to go too, and I just happen to be hungry now."
Sure enough, Ian saw his head of the family smiling very brightly. . . .It was shameless, because he seemed to only see Li Pu.
Li Pu, who had just been brainwashed, saw the minister laughing at this moment, and was so frightened that he wanted to say what he really wanted, and wanted to hide for a moment!!!
And the two people who saw Albert laughing next to each other froze in place, and no one dared to say no.
Especially Nan Ke, he decided to go home and count the days, what kind of wind is blowing today!The head of my own family actually laughed, this damn is an auspicious day!
As a result, a strange atmosphere suddenly enveloped the four of them. When they arrived at the snack bar recommended by Nan Ke, the three of them sat opposite the minister, and none of them wanted to sit on his left or right.
Albert, who was isolated, really wanted to ask what happened to everyone today?It's a pity that they didn't open their mouths. The middle-aged old woman happily came over to help them order.
"Hello! Welcome to the Taoyuan store. Today's signature dishes are the secret lamb's feet, dry-pot old lamb, and drunken Shanghai crab. Are you interested in ordering one of each?"
Nan Ke looked at it, then silently handed the menu to the minister, flatteringly said: "Why don't you order it first, and see what you like to eat."
Albert looked around. Although he didn't like this kind of storefront design, it seemed a little unclean. For a person like him who has a strong sense of cleanliness, he had to go all out. Now he heard the old woman's words, and then went to Nan Ke handed over the menu, but he was still patient. After looking at it for a while, he handed the menu to Li Pu, and said with a smile, "How about, Assistant Li, how many would you recommend?"
Li Pu, who was trying to reduce his sense of presence, almost choked on his own saliva after listening to it. He looked up at the minister in disbelief, and saw the minister smiling at him again. He looked like he was about to cry, tremblingly said: "Minister...I...I...I don't...not picky eaters..."
Immediately when Li Pu handed the menu card to Ian, Ian was about to order, when he saw the minister glanced at him with a smile, Ian was very sensible and turned the menu card back to Li Pu's hand, and said in a low voice: "How about , Assistant Li, come here. I...I'm not picky eaters..."
Li Pu was embarrassed to take it back, and was about to tell Nan Ke, but Nan Ke replied quickly, smiling: "I'm not picky eaters..."
Li Pu raised his head weakly and looked at the minister. Just as he was about to speak, he heard Albert say with great joy: "Me too, you can choose Assistant Li."
Damn, did I say you guys are picky eaters?I just want you to recommend a few dishes, this picky eater has something to do with it!Li Pu was speechless for a moment, but when he raised his head, he saw the minister smiling. Li Pu decided to quickly order a few dishes. He just thought it was a quick decision.
The minister who keeps laughing is so scary, okay?Is there any kindness to eat a meal? !
After ordering, the atmosphere fell into silence again, because everyone was afraid to speak, so worried about being shot!
Albert had no idea that he had been deeply misunderstood by someone, and he asked with special concern, "Assistant Nan, do you often eat out?"
Nanke thinks the sky is clear today, why does it still feel chilly!After hearing the minister's question, he decided to answer cautiously, because he didn't know if he would be killed by the minister later, and said, "Fortunately, it's just that this place was recommended by a foodie friend, and it's the first time today. Thank you very much, minister." Give me this opportunity to treat you and your colleagues to a meal."
Albert nodded after listening, and said with a smile: "You're welcome, what about Assistant Li? You too?"
Li Pu really wanted to ask, please don't focus on me, I really don't want to be kept on by the incandescent lamp, but I can't answer, so I can only forcefully smile and say: "It's...not bad."
Ian decided to run along the tiger's hair, stroked it, and said, "Minister, you don't hate it..." It's a pity that Ian didn't finish speaking, and saw Albert pour Ian a glass of water.
Ian resolutely held the water glass and drank water silently. Dare to fucking punish him for why he came here to be a light bulb just now!Nima's!Can this meal be eaten normally?
On the other hand, Nan Ke, who was also silently drinking water, really wanted to say Minister Minister, you can't see me, you can't see me!
Thus, a new round of silence began again.It wasn't until the food was served that Albert smiled at Ian: "Excuse me, Ian, please help me buy a set of tableware, clean ones."
After hearing this, Ian nodded resolutely as if he had received amnesty, and left the slaughterhouse in an instant. He was so happy.
And Nan Ke on the side also stood up and said: "Oh, I suddenly remembered that I didn't take the key to my office. After they close the door, I won't be able to get the key to open the house. Minister, please eat first, no need Wait for me. I'll be back shortly after I get the key!"
The excuse was good, Nan Ke felt that he should be smarter at this time.
Albert nodded. Although he didn't know why everyone avoided him today with a tacit understanding, it was not too much to force.
After Nan Ke left, Li Pu couldn't help howling in his heart, please take me, and me, look at me, stay here! ! !
However, neither of them looked back, and left very decisively!
In the end, Albert tore off a pair of disposable chopsticks to help Li Pu pick up the food. In an instant, Li Pu was so frightened that his heart stopped. He picked up the bowl tremblingly, and said with a bitter face, "Thank you, Minister."
"Well, I know you're not picky eaters." Albert responded with satisfaction.
Li Pu, who had just eaten it, took a few more bites and swallowed it decisively. He felt that not being picky eaters does not mean that everyone likes to eat. . . .
However, Li Pu, who was particularly cowardly, did not refuse. When Ian came back, he saw the minister serving food, and Li Pu was eating, without any intention of stopping.
Ian silently handed the tableware to the waiter, gave a few words of advice, and then he left. Damn, this single dog's life is really abused enough.
Finally, the waiter handed the clean bowls and chopsticks to Albert. Li Pu stood up instantly and stammered, "Minister...I...I'll go. Go to the toilet..."
Albert nodded and looked at Li Pu with a smile.
Li Pu's expression was stiff, and he trot into the toilet without any response, and then closed the door.
Damn, is there an end to this dish?If you continue to eat like this, you will completely skyrocket and die!What the minister laughed was really scary!I wonder if I can find an excuse to leave!
Before Li Pu could think of a solution, Albert also walked into the toilet and saw Li Pu squatting beside the door, wondering, "What are you doing?"
Li Pu was frightened, he didn't expect the minister to come in, and immediately panicked and explained: "No, it's nothing, just...just...just...just...ah, yes, just eat...eat...eat too much. .too much.”
"Oh, is it better now?" Albert decided to express his concern and condolences to his subordinates.
But for Li Pu, that means that if you eat too much, you should take a break before continuing to eat! !
Li Pu had only one thought at dinner that day, that is, the minister should stop laughing, he didn't know where he got offended!
So, after returning home at night, Li Pu ran to the toilet more than a dozen times, because he was strangled to death!
The next morning when he went to work, the sallow and emaciated Li Pu stood at the information desk, which surprised Mary who passed by, and asked concerned: "Assistant Li, what's the matter with you? What happened?"
Li Pu shook his head, he said he was very strong, nothing happened.
However, he swore that if he saw the Minister smiling in the future, he would stay away!
The author has something to say: Poor Assistant Li is really amazing in this chapter!The stupid author expressed comfort.
!
Li Pu poked his head out slightly, looked at his minister carefully, and found that the minister was not smiling, but his expression was not as serious as usual, but very gentle, as if he had encountered some happy event.
"I don't know! Besides, Special Assistant Ian, I didn't see the minister smiling!" Li Pu really didn't see it, because Albert had restrained his expression at this time and was working very hard.
"Yeah, he's smiling! You don't even know how creepy his smile makes me! You don't even know that every time the minister smiles, I get treated badly. Working with the minister is My history of blood and tears, even when he was his special assistant, he brought me here because he lost a bet. You have no idea how scary it is when the minister laughs!" Ian did not threaten Li Pu, because what he said was indeed truth.
But falling into Li Pu's ears has another meaning, so at the moment, he only has one thought in his mind, that is, the minister who is laughing is terrible, what should we do? !Better not see him today!Whether it was sending documents or something else, he decided to stay away from the minister today.
Albert, who was deeply misunderstood again, in Li Pu's mind at this moment, he is not much different from hell ghosts except that he has a green face and fangs. Not intentional.
At this moment, a familiar male voice sounded: "Special Assistant Ian, Assistant Li, what are you doing squatting in the corridor?"
Ian and Li Pu were very embarrassed, because they couldn't say that they squatted here to spy on the minister, so they had to interrupt happily.Especially Ian's ability to respond, he asked very quickly: "Nan Ke, are you here to deliver documents to the minister again? Does Deputy Zhou have any instructions?"
The man named Nan Ke was the handsome young man who forcibly delivered documents to Li Pu in the carport that day.At this moment, he looked at Ian with a smile, and said, "It's okay, but Deputy Zhou said that this document needs to be signed by the minister, and then sent to Ian's special assistant for archiving."
"Oh, so that's the case. Ah, by the way, Nan Ke, let me introduce a new person to you. This is our new assistant in the office, named Li Pu. Please take care of me in the future." Ian also responded with a smile.
Nan Ke stretched out his hand and said with a smile: "Assistant Ian, we have known each other for a long time. By the way, Assistant Li, thank you very much for helping me deliver the documents last time. I would like to invite you to dinner if I have the opportunity. What do you think?" "
Li Pu quickly returned the salute, then let go after three seconds, and said with a smile: "It's okay, it's a trivial matter, (although I was scared to death by the minister's invitation to dinner, and we are very close) there is no special invitation to dinner."
"Actually, it's nothing. I just want to find an opportunity to get to know the people in your office. By the way, I know where to eat good food. I'm sure you will like it!" Nan Ke is a very enthusiastic and straightforward young handsome guy, and Li Pu even wants to refuse. no chance.
It's a pity that he didn't have a chance to answer, because after Albert came out and listened, he smiled and said, "Really? I want to go too, and I just happen to be hungry now."
Sure enough, Ian saw his head of the family smiling very brightly. . . .It was shameless, because he seemed to only see Li Pu.
Li Pu, who had just been brainwashed, saw the minister laughing at this moment, and was so frightened that he wanted to say what he really wanted, and wanted to hide for a moment!!!
And the two people who saw Albert laughing next to each other froze in place, and no one dared to say no.
Especially Nan Ke, he decided to go home and count the days, what kind of wind is blowing today!The head of my own family actually laughed, this damn is an auspicious day!
As a result, a strange atmosphere suddenly enveloped the four of them. When they arrived at the snack bar recommended by Nan Ke, the three of them sat opposite the minister, and none of them wanted to sit on his left or right.
Albert, who was isolated, really wanted to ask what happened to everyone today?It's a pity that they didn't open their mouths. The middle-aged old woman happily came over to help them order.
"Hello! Welcome to the Taoyuan store. Today's signature dishes are the secret lamb's feet, dry-pot old lamb, and drunken Shanghai crab. Are you interested in ordering one of each?"
Nan Ke looked at it, then silently handed the menu to the minister, flatteringly said: "Why don't you order it first, and see what you like to eat."
Albert looked around. Although he didn't like this kind of storefront design, it seemed a little unclean. For a person like him who has a strong sense of cleanliness, he had to go all out. Now he heard the old woman's words, and then went to Nan Ke handed over the menu, but he was still patient. After looking at it for a while, he handed the menu to Li Pu, and said with a smile, "How about, Assistant Li, how many would you recommend?"
Li Pu, who was trying to reduce his sense of presence, almost choked on his own saliva after listening to it. He looked up at the minister in disbelief, and saw the minister smiling at him again. He looked like he was about to cry, tremblingly said: "Minister...I...I...I don't...not picky eaters..."
Immediately when Li Pu handed the menu card to Ian, Ian was about to order, when he saw the minister glanced at him with a smile, Ian was very sensible and turned the menu card back to Li Pu's hand, and said in a low voice: "How about , Assistant Li, come here. I...I'm not picky eaters..."
Li Pu was embarrassed to take it back, and was about to tell Nan Ke, but Nan Ke replied quickly, smiling: "I'm not picky eaters..."
Li Pu raised his head weakly and looked at the minister. Just as he was about to speak, he heard Albert say with great joy: "Me too, you can choose Assistant Li."
Damn, did I say you guys are picky eaters?I just want you to recommend a few dishes, this picky eater has something to do with it!Li Pu was speechless for a moment, but when he raised his head, he saw the minister smiling. Li Pu decided to quickly order a few dishes. He just thought it was a quick decision.
The minister who keeps laughing is so scary, okay?Is there any kindness to eat a meal? !
After ordering, the atmosphere fell into silence again, because everyone was afraid to speak, so worried about being shot!
Albert had no idea that he had been deeply misunderstood by someone, and he asked with special concern, "Assistant Nan, do you often eat out?"
Nanke thinks the sky is clear today, why does it still feel chilly!After hearing the minister's question, he decided to answer cautiously, because he didn't know if he would be killed by the minister later, and said, "Fortunately, it's just that this place was recommended by a foodie friend, and it's the first time today. Thank you very much, minister." Give me this opportunity to treat you and your colleagues to a meal."
Albert nodded after listening, and said with a smile: "You're welcome, what about Assistant Li? You too?"
Li Pu really wanted to ask, please don't focus on me, I really don't want to be kept on by the incandescent lamp, but I can't answer, so I can only forcefully smile and say: "It's...not bad."
Ian decided to run along the tiger's hair, stroked it, and said, "Minister, you don't hate it..." It's a pity that Ian didn't finish speaking, and saw Albert pour Ian a glass of water.
Ian resolutely held the water glass and drank water silently. Dare to fucking punish him for why he came here to be a light bulb just now!Nima's!Can this meal be eaten normally?
On the other hand, Nan Ke, who was also silently drinking water, really wanted to say Minister Minister, you can't see me, you can't see me!
Thus, a new round of silence began again.It wasn't until the food was served that Albert smiled at Ian: "Excuse me, Ian, please help me buy a set of tableware, clean ones."
After hearing this, Ian nodded resolutely as if he had received amnesty, and left the slaughterhouse in an instant. He was so happy.
And Nan Ke on the side also stood up and said: "Oh, I suddenly remembered that I didn't take the key to my office. After they close the door, I won't be able to get the key to open the house. Minister, please eat first, no need Wait for me. I'll be back shortly after I get the key!"
The excuse was good, Nan Ke felt that he should be smarter at this time.
Albert nodded. Although he didn't know why everyone avoided him today with a tacit understanding, it was not too much to force.
After Nan Ke left, Li Pu couldn't help howling in his heart, please take me, and me, look at me, stay here! ! !
However, neither of them looked back, and left very decisively!
In the end, Albert tore off a pair of disposable chopsticks to help Li Pu pick up the food. In an instant, Li Pu was so frightened that his heart stopped. He picked up the bowl tremblingly, and said with a bitter face, "Thank you, Minister."
"Well, I know you're not picky eaters." Albert responded with satisfaction.
Li Pu, who had just eaten it, took a few more bites and swallowed it decisively. He felt that not being picky eaters does not mean that everyone likes to eat. . . .
However, Li Pu, who was particularly cowardly, did not refuse. When Ian came back, he saw the minister serving food, and Li Pu was eating, without any intention of stopping.
Ian silently handed the tableware to the waiter, gave a few words of advice, and then he left. Damn, this single dog's life is really abused enough.
Finally, the waiter handed the clean bowls and chopsticks to Albert. Li Pu stood up instantly and stammered, "Minister...I...I'll go. Go to the toilet..."
Albert nodded and looked at Li Pu with a smile.
Li Pu's expression was stiff, and he trot into the toilet without any response, and then closed the door.
Damn, is there an end to this dish?If you continue to eat like this, you will completely skyrocket and die!What the minister laughed was really scary!I wonder if I can find an excuse to leave!
Before Li Pu could think of a solution, Albert also walked into the toilet and saw Li Pu squatting beside the door, wondering, "What are you doing?"
Li Pu was frightened, he didn't expect the minister to come in, and immediately panicked and explained: "No, it's nothing, just...just...just...just...ah, yes, just eat...eat...eat too much. .too much.”
"Oh, is it better now?" Albert decided to express his concern and condolences to his subordinates.
But for Li Pu, that means that if you eat too much, you should take a break before continuing to eat! !
Li Pu had only one thought at dinner that day, that is, the minister should stop laughing, he didn't know where he got offended!
So, after returning home at night, Li Pu ran to the toilet more than a dozen times, because he was strangled to death!
The next morning when he went to work, the sallow and emaciated Li Pu stood at the information desk, which surprised Mary who passed by, and asked concerned: "Assistant Li, what's the matter with you? What happened?"
Li Pu shook his head, he said he was very strong, nothing happened.
However, he swore that if he saw the Minister smiling in the future, he would stay away!
The author has something to say: Poor Assistant Li is really amazing in this chapter!The stupid author expressed comfort.
!
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