Alien is my minister

Li Pu was speechless for a moment, this was planned at all!He doesn't want to eat with little octopus aliens or anything!For aliens, he only has one word, fear! ! !If you really want to describe it, brother little octopus or something, please let me go!

However, Zhou Cai's fiery eyes never left Li Pu, so Li Pu had no choice but to bite the bullet, stood up and said weakly: "Teacher, I think that the misunderstanding should be caused by lack of good communication. I think that if you can Discuss with each other and try to make each other understand each other's thoughts and meanings. I believe that many problems can be solved with words, not force."

"Student Li said it very well. Today our first psychological lesson is to learn how to communicate with aliens. I know that everyone's language foundation of aliens must be very weak, but during the learning process, have you found that there are many problems? The meaning, I understand but the expression is not clear, so a misunderstanding occurs, which tells us that communication is not just a communication in the heart, it should be an all-round study, not only the knowledge horizon must be extremely broad, but more importantly, substitute Sensation! It’s also often referred to in psychology as empathy.” After Zhou finished speaking, he still didn’t forget to wink slightly at Li Pu.

Sitting next to him, Nan Ke accidentally noticed that look, so he asked Li Pu in a low voice, "Do you know that Mr. Zhou?"

Li Pu didn't know how to answer?If you say they know each other, how do you explain their identities? If you say you don’t know each other, the interaction just now has already made people see that something is wrong, and I can’t think of how to answer, so Li Pu can only vaguely say: "Maybe they know each other?"

Nan Ke originally wanted to ask what might be known, but Jinx next to him raised his hand and was called by Zhou Cai. He stood up and asked, "Mr. Zhou, I don't understand something, please help me?" Be sure to tell me the truth."

Zhou Cai nodded, smiled slightly, and motioned for him to ask questions.

"The female alien didn't come to the earth, right? Her relatives and family members didn't come! If they came, could they be kept away from the earth for a while? The earth doesn't welcome them, because the earth has no force, and there are no Jedi knights. ..." After Jinx finished speaking seriously, the whole class suddenly burst into laughter, and everyone raised their hands to give a thumbs up!

Zhou Cai pursed his lips slightly, smiled lightly, and said happily, "This classmate's question is very good, but unfortunately, I am not relative or friend to the female alien in the video, so I can't tell you the answer."

"Oh, that's such a pity. As a single guy, I suddenly feel that being single is actually pretty good!" Jinx finished with a smile, making the whole class laugh up and down, one after another, very happy.

Even Li Pu couldn't help but pat the table, Ma Dan, why didn't he know that the table next to him was so funny!Such serious psychology abruptly changed the topic for him.

Zhou Cai stretched out his finger, booed lightly, and everyone gradually restrained their laughter, and then said with a smile: "This student's insights are very unique, I hope that my future courses will allow everyone to have their own ideas, blindly Copy and paste and you will fail the exam

of.Of course, if you get the measurements of your teacher during the test, don't worry, the teacher will not let you pass. "

After listening to Zhou Cai's words, Li Pu wondered why he found out that his neighbor next door was such an interesting and humorous teacher, but at this moment, the feeling of fear and panic disappeared little by little.

"Okay, let's get back to the topic. Communication is the foundation of all communication. The most popular saying on earth is that nonsense is the first step in interpersonal relationships. I would like to ask students, where is the bridge between nonsense and communication? "

At this time, the three girls with long hair among the rare treasures in the class suddenly raised their hands, and Zhou Cai nodded. She stood up decisively and said, "Teacher, I know. The nonsense is Teacher Zhou, I like you very much, yours What is the mobile phone number, can you tell me? Communication is the teacher, I hope to pass the exam, so tell me the test questions with your mobile phone number! If you let me pass, I will like you even more!"

After listening to Li Pu, he immediately liked it!Damn Eggy, it’s okay to be beautiful, she’s still so humorous, it’s okay to be so humorous, and her IQ is so high!And women don't give in to men, when women pursue men, they really become very smart!It's no wonder Gongdouju is so popular, the IQ of the daring woman is completely lacking in explosive detonation!

After Zhou Cai finished listening, he lightly clapped his hands and expressed encouragement: "This student Chenxi told us the answer very vividly, but unfortunately, the teacher doesn't know the exam questions, so there is no way. Of course, if you work hard to study the textbook , I believe you will also like my...class more, right?"

"Yes, it's a pity, teacher, I think psychology is difficult." After the long-haired female student sat down, she smiled at Zhou Cai.

"It doesn't matter, as long as you study hard, I believe you will be grateful for this course in the future. As the saying goes, psychology has abused me thousands of times, but I still treat it like first love. Dear students, the teacher also hopes that this course will be called yours. There is no need for my first love and secret love." Zhou Cai finished speaking, and when he heard the bell rang for the end of class, he greeted everyone and left, he did not stop specifically, nor did he take the initiative to greet Li Pu.

Li Pu was originally terrified of aliens, but after Zhou Cai's class, he found that not all aliens are particularly scary, especially the little octopus next door is actually quite cute.

During the 10-minute break between classes, Li Pu dragged Nan Ke to the next classroom. After searching carefully for a long time, he saw his girl was surrounded by a group of girls. He took a few glances and dragged Nan Ke back.

Nan Ke returned to the classroom, decisively slammed Li Pu on the wall, held up his chin, and asked word by word: "I said Assistant Li, if you like people to confess boldly, you take me there secretly like an idiot." See people, what do you mean?"

Li Pu scratched his hair, and asked himself: "If I don't look like a fool, I don't know why I sneak around."

Nan Ke couldn't help twitching the corner of his mouth, embarrassment and cancer broke out, he turned around decisively and left, Li Pu grabbed his arm and shouted: "Brother, I'm going to have to do it anyway!"

"Put the knife? Are you sure you don't need me to make up the knife? You are a mother-in-law, with the courage to shrink back, do you still need help? Come on, the sun will rise tomorrow, I guess you are still dreaming." Nan Ke was very merciless Expose Li Pu.

Li Pu, who was extremely depressed, had no choice but to go back to the classroom with Assistant Nan. Before he could get over his depression, he suddenly heard all the students exclaim.

Li Pu raised his head, and saw the teacher walking in wearing a military uniform, which turned into a body armor in an instant, and then raised a cannon towards everyone.

Fuck, what's the situation, is our teacher a terrorist?

Moreover, everyone found that the door was locked, and the teacher smiled slightly and said, "Your doomsday is coming, are you mentally prepared?"

"You...you're not going to kill us, are you?" Bree shouted suddenly.

Without further ado, the teacher raised the cannonball and pointed it at Bree. A giant missile flew towards Bree. Bree was so frightened that he closed his eyes and passed out.

However, in the next second, the students discovered that the missile suddenly glowed, and it was still that kind of dazzling glare, which made everyone unable to open their eyes at all.

When everyone paid attention, they found that everyone was standing in the center of the universe, looking at all kinds of beautiful planets, like dreams.

"Hi everyone, I am your alien weapon teacher. My name is Lu Wei. I am very happy and honored to have this opportunity to be your teacher. However, taking my class may require a strong mental quality."

It really needs a strong psychological quality. I haven't seen a prank teacher before, and Li Pu can't complain anymore.Damn it, teachers these days are so funny, are they talking to themselves?

Bri, who was in a coma, was sprayed with water by Lu Wei, and everyone was stunned for a moment. Teacher, where is your quality?

"Everyone, don't be surprised. I'm not from Earth. I'm an alien from the distant Andromeda constellation called Bulechahe. Lu Wei is just my alias on Earth. What I just spat at this classmate wasn't saliva, but The divine water of our Andromeda Constellation has the function of healing, and this function is very powerful, it has the effect of turning decay into magic, and even allows you to regenerate as long as you still have a breath."

After doing it for a long time, my mother chirped, why are they aliens again?Can there still be some healthy humans in the capital?Li Pu couldn't imagine that the people around him were all normal earthlings.

"Okay, first of all, welcome everyone to enter the universe. Don't be surprised. You are really standing in the universe, not relying on your human technology, but relying on our Andromeda's high-tech technology, so that you can truly experience the universe. Why do I To do this? Can everyone tell me the answer?"

Josi raised his hand weakly and said, "Teacher, do you want to tell us that there are planets in this universe that are more powerful than our earth, right? Are their weapons more powerful than our earth's weapons?" ?”

"Yes. In the distant and vast universe, the civilization of aliens is more high-tech and more developed than human civilization. If we want to deal with aliens well and never cause wars, then we need Get to know their knowledge well, including the knowledge of weapons. If there is an alien kidnapper one day, if we know what his weapon is, maybe we can save human beings, whether they are earthlings or aliens. Now, I Let’s take a look at the alien’s high-tech first, and then introduce in detail the weapons they mainly use. By the way, you can also take a look at some of the more commonly used alien technological tools.”

The whole class was excited, standing together in twos and threes, watching the scenes in various dimensions of the universe, especially when some aliens moved and changed their appearance in an instant.

Li Pu felt that his three views of the world were gone, and if Lu Yun knew that there were so many aliens in this world, he would definitely go crazy with excitement.

However, because Li Pu, who had done grassroots work in the consulting room, secretly made up his mind that he would never go to this position again if he was killed. If he was not careful, what if he triggered a space war one day?

The author has something to say: talk about the update problem. Due to some reasons of the author, the update of this article is slow, and it is also stuck.I can only update and modify as much as possible. Once the revision is completed, it will be updated on a daily basis and it will also apply for the list. This article will not give up.This is the happiest article I have ever written.When I write this article, I always feel very happy. I hope to pass on this happiness to everyone, but the update speed will be slower, mainly due to the modification of Kawen, and the repair is slower.