[Compilation] Nine Palaces

"Brother, are you really going to abandon me?"

"Junior brother, I just went down the mountain to practice."

"You left me and went down the mountain to practice by yourself."

"...Don't make trouble, brother, this is the arrangement of the master."

"But I want to be with you."

"..."

"I don't want to be separated from you."

"Okay, then you come with me."

"But Master..."

"Master will explain to him when he comes back. If he blames it, I will fully bear it."

"Brother, do you think we eloped?"

"…gone."

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"Brother, I want to eat candied haws! Go buy it for me, and I'll book a room at the inn!"

"it is good."

"Junior brother, your candied haws."

"Thank you, brother! There is only one room left, let's make do tonight."

"it is good."

Shopkeeper: "Boss, don't we still have two vacant rooms? Why did I hear the guest officer say that there is only one room left?"

The boss weighed the money in his hand, and said cheerfully: "The guest officer gave money for two rooms, and he likes to say that there is only one room left, so let him agree."

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"Brother, why are you so far away from me?"

"I'm afraid of bumping into you."

"It's a lie, brother sleeps very well, and he won't squeeze me at all."

"How do you know I sleep well?"

"Uh... I guess, senior brother is very organized in everything he does, and he must be very honest when he sleeps!"

"..." Do you think I really don't know that you often sneak into my room at night?

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"Junior brother, have you sent the carrier pigeon back to report to Master that he is safe?"

"Ah, I was just about to tell you! That carrier pigeon was too fat to fly, and when I let go, it fell to its death."

"...Junior brother, you really didn't throw it to death on purpose?"

"how is this possible!"

"Then what are you hiding behind?"

"Roasted...roasted pigeon...Senior brother, I was wrong! I just got greedy for a while!"

"... Forget it, I'll go find a carrier pigeon."

Seeing the brother leave, the younger brother took a hard bite of the roasted pigeon: "Hmph, I'll roast one! I don't want to report to Master, Master will definitely take me back!"

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Brother: "Brother, my stomach hurts TAT"

The senior brother rubbed his stomach helplessly: "...who told you to eat such roasted pigeons."

Junior Brother: "I don't want you to inform Master..."

Brother: "Just tell me no?"

Junior brother: "I'm afraid you won't agree."

The senior brother sighed: "Since I was young, what have you asked for that I don't agree to?"

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"Does my brother like me?"

"Ah."

"Like like a lover?"

"Ah."

"Brother, if you just 'hmm', I won't believe that you like me!"

"Well... I like you like a lover. I want to be with you and protect you all the time. From the first day you were brought back by Master, I have always thought so."

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"Senior brother, it turns out that you started to like me so early!"

"Yes."

"Then why haven't you said anything?"

"Afraid to scare you."

"Hmph, you are not afraid of dying of me!"

"..."

"If I knew you liked me too, I would have pushed you down a long time ago!"

"..."

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"Wait...Senior Brother...Ah...Why did you push me down!"

"Because I am a senior and you are a junior. Master said that the elders and the younger should not be confused."

"Hmph, you know how to listen to Master!"

"No, I listen to you most."

"Well...then you are still like this..."

"Because I heard you say, you want it."

"Ah... bastard!"

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"Brother, I always thought you were a gentleman."

"Ah."

"I didn't expect you to be a beast in clothes!"

"Ah."

"...Uh, what, uh, bastard!"

"So, do you like me, a gentleman, or a beast in clothes?"

"Cough...all...all of them."

【THAN】