[Compilation] Nine Palaces

Swordsman: "I have a story, do you have wine?"

Tavern owner: "Get lost! How many wines have been cheated on me!"

Swordsman: "Don't you like listening to stories?"

Tavern owner: "Tired of listening."

Swordsman: "It's different this time. It's a story about a swordsman secretly in love with a tavern owner."

Tavern owner: "..."

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Swordsman: "I'm leaving."

Tavernkeeper: "Oh."

Swordsman: "Aren't you going to keep me?"

Tavern owner: "Whenever you come to drink and pay for the drink, I will keep you."

Swordsman: "If you don't have money, can you pay with meat?"

Tavern owner: "..."

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The owner of the tavern: "Since there is no money to pay for the wine, let's pay with meat as you said."

Swordsman: "Really???"

Tavern owner: "Well, go and get me some hare and pheasant, and return with meat for wine."

swordsman:"……"

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Tavernkeeper: "Do you have a home?"

Swordsman: "Yes."

Tavern owner: "Who's in the house?"

Swordsman: "Father and mother."

Tavernkeeper: "Then you are luckier than me, I have only myself now."

Swordsman: "No, you still have me now."

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Swordsman: "I really have to leave this time, to the capital."

Tavernkeeper: "Then drink this last drink."

The swordsman took the wine glass and drank it down, then passed out.

Tavern owner: "Hmph, you have stolen my heart after drinking so much good wine, want to leave? No way!"

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Swordsman: "There is no way you can tie me up like this, I can always escape."

Tavern owner: "I have countless fine wines, but none of them can keep you?"

Swordsman: "No, everything can keep me."

Tavern owner: "Then why are you going to the capital!"

Swordsman: "I just want to go home and tell my parents that I want to marry you."

Tavern owner: "..."

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Tavern owner: "Why didn't you think of taking me home?"

Swordsman: "You have never left here, the capital is so far away, I thought you would be reluctant to leave the tavern."

The tavern owner: "Well, I'm really reluctant, but it's okay to go to your house to propose a marriage."

swordsman:"……"

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Tavernkeeper: "Your sword has been with you for a long time."

Swordsman: "Yes."

Tavernkeeper: "How come I never see it unsheathed?"

"This sword is inauspicious, so it's better not to take it out of its sheath." The swordsman approached him, "However, I still have a sword, and I will let you see it on the wedding night."

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Before going to the capital, the owner of the tavern asked the swordsman: "You have traveled to so many places before, but have you never met anyone who makes you fall in love?"

Swordsman: "Before you, no."

Tavern owner: "Then I'm luckier than you, I've never left here, and I can meet you."

【THAN】