Do you have a meow outside!

Kissing, hugging and holding high is enough, kissing and hugging is enough, "holding high" is really really unnecessary!

He Guang opened his black eyes wide, and looked at the big brother who was squatting in a solid iron cage with iron chains tied around his wrists, ankles and waist. looking at myself...

He Guang: "..."

He felt that if he said nothing, his eldest brother would be smashed to death in an iron cage!

Why did his family's eldest brother suddenly become a big showman?

How can this be good? Hey!

He Guang's mood was quite complicated in an instant. He looked at Yan Junmo, and after a long while, he uttered a sentence: "There are countless pursuits and dreams in a person's life. You only think about such a thing now, just because you have spent a long time You have always been confined in a prison, and you have never really seen the outside world and seen all kinds of people outside. Once you get out of the cage and have seen the outside world, you will definitely not be overly lustful for the body. Desire and pursuit. After all, compared to spiritual happiness, physical desire and desire pursuit is the lowest and most tasteless pursuit—although, the vulgar people in the world can't understand this matter at all."

Yan Junmo: "..." He is also a mediocre person, and he can't understand what He Guang said?

He silently took out a dagger from behind his back, pointed at his heart, and questioned He Guang: "My lord, do you really not care about XX at all? I would rather let XX commit suicide in front of the factory owner than let XX Touch the factory master?"

He Guang: "..." If it's really just a touch, of course he's fine!

But brother, you just expressed your thoughts just now - wanting to "fuck" him, such a terrible idea, how could he agree to it!

Obviously talking about a pure platonic love is the happiest thing, why do you have to care about the vulgar "needs" of the body?

Moreover, two men who love each other so much can maintain a pure virgin body for the rest of their lives. Isn't this a very proud thing?When they go to the underworld, those ghosts and gods in the underworld will definitely look at them with all kinds of admiration!

Yan Junmo: "..." He silently waved the dagger in front of He Guang again, and asked again: "My lord, are you really refusing to make me a promise?" Then he made a promise that he really wanted to stick the dagger into his chest in the appearance.

He Guang: "..." He silently looked at Yan Junmo for a while, then at the dagger for a while, and then said, "Is this the kind of retractable fake dagger specially used for filming? Brother, stab it, I know nothing will happen of."

Yan Junmo: "..." Why isn't the person he likes a little fool?

Wouldn't it be easier to cheat if you were a little fool?

Yan Junmo could only silently put down the "fake" dagger, and then continued to say affectionately to He Guang: "Then Lord Chang can continue to torture XX. However, no matter what lord Chang uses to XX next... This kind of punishment, some people still don't change their minds."

Then he turned his back, with a firm posture.

He Guang: "..." So, can he really "torture" his elder brother?

Inexplicably a little excited, what should I do?

He Guang stood there and hesitated for a while, feeling that he shouldn't be so "bad", and wanted to really torture his eldest brother.

But, but, the eldest brother has already been waiting for him, and he took the initiative to let him "torture" the eldest brother!Then if he doesn't act again, wouldn't he be too unmanly!

Heguang comforted himself like this, and couldn't help but move his feet, moved, moved again, and made a lot of noise on purpose.

As a result, the person in the iron cage still didn't move, as if he didn't object to Heguang's "moving" at all.

He Guang immediately felt happy, looked around, and rushed to the place where the "instrument of torture" was prevented.

When he got there, he realized that the "instruments of torture" here are really diverse.

Even the whips come in different lengths, long and short, ones that pinch fingers, ones that pinch toes, ones with soldering irons, and there is also a big box of ice cubes!

He Guang: "..." These instruments of torture seem to be real. Will it hurt if they hit the elder brother?He just wanted to frighten the elder brother, and it was enough to beat the elder brother until it hurt a little...

As he was thinking about it, he realized that the placement of these instruments of torture was a bit strange.

He Guang frowned, couldn't help but took a few steps back, and then backed up a few more steps before he stopped in a daze.

It turned out that these instruments of torture were "just" placed in the shape of several English letters.

"ILOVEU".

He Guang blushed immediately.

He almost forgot that this was the eldest brother confessing to him.

In the period of the Republic of China, he swore an oath to confess his love to him on the stage, and in the Qing Dynasty, it was a kite to confess his love to him. This time, he first expressed his "heart" to him in an iron cage, and then used these "instruments of torture" to express his love to him.

His elder brother really cares about him.

He Guang suddenly felt his heart beating like a "thump, bang, bang".

Immediately, a solid and warm chest was attached to his back.

"Baby, are you ready to use that instrument of torture to punish elder brother?" Yan Junmo's voice was hoarse and bewildering, "Baby, you have to believe that no matter which instrument of torture you want to use to punish elder brother, or whether you want to continue to imprison elder brother In the 'cage', I can only stay where I am and wait for you to come back, Big Brother is willing. Big Brother... really likes you."

In fact, not just like, but deeply in love.

However, this little bastard is already enough to be a jerk and embarrassing enough now. If he said that he loves deeply, wouldn't the little bastard want to climb on top of him to make a fuss?

Therefore, it is better to say the word "like" for the time being.

He Guang's face was getting hotter and hotter, he suddenly turned around, and threw himself into Yan Junmo's arms, hugged Yan Junmo's waist, and whispered: "I like big brother too. So, I just came here to see what these instruments of torture look like Like, I never thought of using torture on my elder brother! Really! I have never thought about continuing to imprison my elder brother! I just want to tie the marriage line with my elder brother and drag him out to show off! Just, I never thought about keeping my eldest brother locked up in the villa..."

In this passage, except for the sentence "I also like big brother" at the beginning, Heguang said very guilty.

However, in life, it's okay to tell a little lie once in a while, right?

Although he is a celestial master...

He Guang felt more and more guilty, only thinking about doing more good deeds.When he does more good deeds and catches more ghosts, maybe he can be fooled by lying...

Yan Junmo looked at his little bastard with a half-smile.

He hasn't forgotten what the little bastard bragged about in front of the little black cat.

The little bastard at that time said that the elder brother was "voluntarily" locked in the villa by him, so I hope that the little black cat can also be "voluntarily" locked in the cage...

This wonderful reason and desire is also intoxicating.

But who let this little bastard say it?

Yan Junmo only hugged He Guang, sighed lightly, and said, "I believe in you."

He Guang: "..." Actually, actually, you don't have to believe that much.

He felt a little embarrassed, so he wanted to reach out and grab Yan Junmo's neck, grab it and kiss him.

It's a pity that Yan Junmo grabbed his hand as soon as he started to move.

He Guang looked at Yan Junmo innocently: "Brother, kiss. As you said, after confessing, you can kiss."

Yan Junmo is even more innocent: "You can only kiss after you have confessed everything."

Then, he ruthlessly pushed He Guang away, and then took out a set of blue scholar's robes from the Yuan Dynasty in a box that was used as a torture tool, and then turned his head to look at He Guang.

He Guang: "?"

what happened?

Then, He Guang saw Yan Junmo take a deep look at him, then faced him, and began...to undress.

He Guang: "..."

He Guang: "..."

and many more!

This rhythm is wrong!

He clearly said that he wanted to be a pure lover with his eldest brother!How could... be so dirty?

Yan Junmo seemed to see He Guang's thoughts, and smiled: "Even pure lovers are closer than family members. Isn't it normal to change clothes in front of each other?"

So, you can also change clothes in front of me.

He Guang: "Is...is that so?"

Yan Junmo nodded decisively.

He Guang then looked thoughtfully at his elder brother... taking off his clothes in front of him.

It turns out that there is a big difference between seeing broad shoulders, narrow waist and long legs in clothes, and seeing broad shoulders, narrow waist and long legs in clothes off.

And that [beep——], it turned out to be different from his.First of all, the size of the head is different...

He Guang blushed watching his elder brother take off his clothes in front of him and put them on again, until his elder brother changed into the scholar's clothes and came over to pat him on the shoulder, He Guang suddenly woke up, silly He stared blankly at Yan Junmo.

The corners of Yan Junmo's lips lifted slightly, but he no longer forced He Guang to say that he liked him and was willing to be ♂ed by him, but said softly, "I'll wait for you in Qinghe."

Qinghe is a river that passes through the resort, it is very clear and winding.

He Guang nodded foolishly, and he didn't come back to his senses until Yan Junmo was gone.

Lin Rou walked in after a while, still carrying a box in her hand.

She looked at the place that had been changed into a dark ancient prison with an unpredictable expression on her face, and then looked at the iron cage that obviously just housed her eldest son, her expression became even more unpredictable.

Is that how young people nowadays play like this?

Simply, simply too curious!

Lin Rou couldn't help but took a deep breath, and then let go of the idea that her eldest son had something wrong with his head, and walked to Heguang with a smile, and then saw the pair of strange torture instruments at a glance!

Lin Rou: "!!!" So, is her eldest son really, really okay?

He Guang had already seen Lin Rou, was surprised, and said, "Mom, why are you here?"

Lin Rou looked at He Guang carefully, and seeing He Guang's eunuch uniform, his expression was indescribable!

She could only sigh from the bottom of her heart, saying that this young man's world is really different from theirs, she just said: "This is what Ah Heng asked me to bring, you can wear it." Then she looked at it with some pity And light one.

She peeked at it before taking it, and it turned out to be a set of ancient women's clothing, and there was a long tail under the skirt of the women's clothing!

This is obviously Ah Heng's serious-looking kid, who is about to make trouble again!

Heguang: "..." Women's clothes, tails, these don't seem to be cute words, hehehehe...

However, He Guang promised Yan Junmo before that he would cooperate with this confession to the end, so after Lin Rou left, He Guang looked at this ancient women's dress and the white fox tail again and again, and finally put it on, and went to the Qinghe River go up!

This is simply, the lower limit is too high!

However, the inside is a snow-white skirt, and the outside is covered with a white fox cloak. When the cloak is put on and the fox tail is hidden, it looks...more like a vixen running from a deep mountain.

He Guang: "..." So, what kind of strange taste does his elder brother have?

When he finally walked to the Qinghe River in strange clothes, it was already late.

He was waiting, thinking about where his elder brother had gone, when he noticed dozens of lotus lanterns floating down from the upper reaches of the Qinghe River.

He Guang was startled, and saw a small boat behind the lotus lantern, and on top of the small boat, there was a scholar in Tsing Yi standing proudly, holding a flute in both hands, playing it attentively.

He Guang was a little stunned.But he was stunned and soon understood that what Yan Junmo was playing was still Feng Qiuhuang.

The phoenix seeks the phoenix, and the beautiful woman looks at her.

He Guang thought, at this moment, the eldest brother should want to tell him all the feelings in his heart.

As he was thinking about it, he realized that Yan Junmo on the boat had landed and was walking towards him.

He Guang pursed his lips, not knowing what to say, when he saw Yan Junmo looking at him with a gentle smile, and stretched out his hand to him, He Guang couldn't help but also stretched out his hand, letting Yan Junmo hold his hand Hands, go upstream together.

After walking for a while, He Guang discovered that there were still many lotus lanterns on the shore.

Next to the lotus lantern, there are some flower notes with words written on them.

He Guang couldn't understand it, but Yan Junmo continued to pull him and walked over, and then said in a low voice: "Xiaosheng has a favorite person, but after all, men and men are different. There are some things that I can't talk to him directly, so I have to tell him what I want." The words he said were written on paper and planned to be placed in the lotus lantern. He hoped that even if he couldn’t hear these words with his own ears, he could let God know that Xu Xiaosheng’s wish would come true. I wonder if Xiongtai has the time to help Xiaosheng put these flowers Put the note in the lotus lantern, then light the lotus lantern, and send it into the Qinghe River, wishing Xiaosheng's wish to come true soon?"

He Guang: "..." Facing the big brother who is like a showman, what else can he say?Of course I chose to act with him.

"it is good."

Then He Guang saw the flower paper, each piece seemed to be written with some small words at random.

"The little bastard took my hand today for 3 minutes. March 3rd."

"The little bastard is very good today. He stayed by my side all day. He didn't go out to play or go to school. I'm very happy. March 3th."

"The little bastard is on a 'business trip' and will be going for more than half a month. I don't want this little bastard. April 4."

"The little bastard has been on a business trip for three days. I don't miss it very much. April 4th."

"The little bastard has been on a business trip for seven days. ... If I can get out of the manor and find him, that's it. April 4th."

"The little bastard is very good today. When he sleeps next to me, it makes me... want to kiss. May 5th."

"I found a bad thing. However, this thing is not bad. I don't know if I should say it. May 5th."

"I teased him again today, but he doesn't understand. May 5th."

"Want to...kiss. June 6th."

"Want to... hug. July 7th."

"I want to... kiss and hug, then hold it high, hold it high again, hold it high again... finally hold it high again. August 8rd."

"Thinking of... August 8th."

……

He Guang: "..."

He Guang: "..."

Can he say that at the beginning, he was still very moved?

But now, hehe, he really wants to rush up, hug his elder brother and shake him vigorously, ask his elder brother, if there is something wrong with talking about a pure love?

Why is it obvious that there is a "secret formula" for maintaining a boyish body, and can be a glorious boyish body for a lifetime, but the eldest brother is not willing?

It's just weird!

Yan Junmo seemed to see the indignation in He Guang's eyes, and after glancing at He Guang, he said calmly, "Who says I'm still a boy?" Then he pulled open the neckline, and took the innocence jade that He Guang gave him. The talisman was dropped on the ground.

It turned out that the day Yan Junmo threw away the jade talisman of innocence and asceticism, he had already... fulfilled his dream of being with He Guang in a dream.

Of course, he is no longer a virgin.

It's just that because he still wanted to coax the little bastard, the elder brother of the Yan family didn't say anything in silence, and even found another master to cover up his "appearance" as a boy.

He Guang: "..."

The so-called darkness under the lamp is nothing more than that.

Celestial Masters Association.

A group of gray-haired celestial masters gathered together, their faces were very ugly.

"He won't come? How could he not come? This is a major event concerning the honor of Huaguo! We are willing to give such a young man such a chance. The reason for the successive accidents? If it wasn’t for this, why should we invite such a celestial master from Ye Luzi?”

"Oh, just him? He can't even tell his teacher's school, he went out to be cheated and abducted at the age of five or six, and he didn't even recognize his biological parents, so he can be regarded as a celestial master? He is a liar who is unkind, unrighteous, filial, and loyal!"

There were accusations, and there were good things to say. In the end, there were more than a dozen old men and women at the table, but no result was reached.

In the end, a silver-haired female celestial master suddenly said: "In the past few years, all the young and famous celestial master elites have had incidents and been calculated by others. That one, has he done anything in the past few years?" Such an experience? If there is, then forget it, if not...then do we have to investigate him more to see if he is a spy?"

As soon as she said this, except for a few people who had never had any brains in their lives, they nodded and said yes, and everyone else looked at the female celestial master like a fool.

spy?

A "spies" who were born in Huaguo and grew up in Huaguo and spent two-thirds of their income doing charity for Huaguo?

It's not a joke!

The author has something to say: He Xiaoguang: Kissing and hugging are fine, but those who hold you high must not!

Yan Junmo: Hehe.