Do you have a meow outside!

Flower Guardian ([-])

He Guang was really happy from the bottom of his heart to see the popularity of his pure-hearted talisman.

Assistant Meng and a few bodyguards at the side saw it, and couldn't help but feel a little itchy. They felt that Heguang was tired from playing games on the tablet after getting on the plane when Heguang was free and in a good mood. , while turning his eyeballs to look around, he began to ask Heguang about the difference between raising a kid and raising a Gumantong.

Assistant Meng and those bodyguards were usually quite serious, so it was inevitable that they were shy and timid at this time.

"Actually, it's not that we want to raise it, it's just that we are old and haven't found a suitable partner yet, so we just wonder if there is any shortcut to take... Cough, that Qin... the big star just raised a Is it a kid? When we look at the little boss, we don’t think there is anything wrong with that big star raising a little ghost, so we should, and we can raise it? After all, we work for the little boss, and the little boss not only pays us high wages, The big boss, Principal Yan, and the others also gave a lot of red envelopes. We also have some small money, so we thought about doing some side jobs. If we raise a kid, can we let them make wishes and make our side jobs earn more? Money, then not only can you marry a good wife and mother, but you can be gentle and kind, you can be enchanting and charming, you can be filial to your parents-in-law, you can dance elegant classical dances, and you can dance unrestrained pole dances in private, you can make money outside and have an independent career. How about a good daughter-in-law who can take care of the housework at home and treat us like a bird, and is willing to give us as many babies as we can?"

Assistant Meng and the bodyguards spoke in a very low voice in the first few words, but when they talked about their requirements for their future partner later, their emotions became high, and many passengers in the cabin heard the noise.

Ying Yue and a few female passengers sprayed out the water they just drank.

Director Zhao and several assistant directors were stunned when they heard it, and then began to laugh out loud.

There is even someone like Qin Le looking up at the sky - if such a woman can be found, he won't be coaxed into having sex, okay?Is it really easy to be gay?He pays great attention to diet and sleep every time, for fear that he will develop hemorrhoids from constipation, okay?

Director Zhao laughed so hard that he couldn't straighten up, and when he finally had enough, he changed seats with someone, sat next to Assistant Meng and the bodyguards, and laughed loudly: "Your eyes are amazing. That's really high! How about I find some for you, and I'm sure you'll be satisfied!"

The eyes of Assistant Meng and those bodyguards lit up immediately: "Who?"

Director Zhao: "Bai Suzhen in The Legend of the White Snake, the Tianluo girl in Searching for the Gods, the Weaver Girl who was peeped by the Cowherd while taking a bath and having her clothes stolen, Dong Yong's wife Seven Fairies, and some useless scholars in Liaozhai. How about the witches and fairies...? They all meet your requirements, do you want them? Marry or not?"

Assistant Meng and the bodyguards: "...hehe."

They really want to marry, but why do people look down on them?

And, this is actually a story, a story, a story.

It's all a story made up by men!

Qin Le turned around and saw the aggrieved looks of this group of people, and said with a smile: "This is not the aesthetic of straight men! It's a pity, it's a pity, you can't make it into these stories or those stallion novels to be the male lead. My son has found all kinds of daughter-in-laws that fit your aesthetics. If you want to find the right wedding dress, you have to pull your eyes from the sky to the ground, so that there is little chance of finding the right candidate. If it is still like this, hehe, I think you will probably be bachelors for the rest of your life!" After finishing speaking, he sneered, "The aesthetics of straight men!"

Everyone: "..."

Everyone: "..."

So, here comes the question, those words that Master He Guanghe said when he gave Qin Le and the star Qin Le the talisman of ascetic desires, are they really true, aren't they?

The crooked man Qin Le who laughed at the aesthetics of straight men.

Crooked man Qin Le: "..." He seemed to have revealed some terrible secret unintentionally.

Qin Le's assistant: "Hehe."

Forget it, let this poor-brained guy go.Anyway, these years, this big star has relied on the little devil he raised to help pray for blessings and the benefactor behind him to help clean up the mess behind him, and now he has made friends with Master Heguang, ha ha, so, this is why he raised this A big star's head is getting worse and worse...

But it's not his assistant's turn to worry!

Whatever happens to this big star, it will be resolved smoothly in the end.

Just like now, many people around me rolled their eyes when they heard it, but they all remained silent.After all, this big star Qin Le's luck in the entertainment industry is really good, and there is someone behind him who is supporting him. Qin Le's own sense of acting and variety is also very good. Except for the gold master behind him, almost everyone There are no other shortcomings, so even if everyone present heard that this big star with a brain problem sold himself, everyone just raised their heads and rolled their eyes, and it passed.

When Qin Le realized later that he just said something that he had already bent over, he could only silently look at the top of the plane, and felt that his mouth was really not twitching.

He Guang, on the other hand, became interested in the words straight man and curvy man, and started discussing with Qin Le.

Qin Le: "..." Aren't you planning to be a chicken for the rest of your life?Whether it's straight or bent, what does it matter to you?

Maybe Qin Le's eyes were too obvious, and He Guang understood it right away.

He puffed up his cheeks immediately.

Like a little squirrel hiding food.

"I'm going to be a boy chicken for the rest of my life. After all, the qi in my body can be guaranteed to be the strongest if I don't lose my energy. But what does being a boy chicken have to do with falling in love?" He Guang puffed his cheeks again , said, "People who enter the Tao cannot escape the five disadvantages and the three disadvantages because they reveal the secrets of heaven. I have already decided not to have children in this life. I don’t have much money to buy whatever I want, plus I was sold by my biological parents when I was a child, and all my brothers and sisters were sent away. In this case, among the five disadvantages and the three deficiencies, I account for the old orphan without a child, the young orphan without a father, and the lack of money and power among the three deficiencies. I account for four of the eight deficiencies, so The way of heaven is spiritual, so I won’t let me have too many shortcomings in other aspects. Of course, I will have some in terms of partners. Of course, love also needs to be talked about. I just don’t know whether the other party is a man or a woman. I want to be straight, or Bend a little better."

Qin Le: "..."

Everyone: "..."

When it comes to you, if you are a straight man or a curvy man, you can decide with just one sentence?

Clearly, aptitude is born, ah and Xiaoguang!

And, the biggest problem is clearly...

Qin Le weakly raised his hand and asked: "However, with Xiaoguang, you are determined to be a chicken, but you still want to fall in love. So, how do you plan to fall in love with Xiaoguang in the future? Do you want to talk about platonic love? ? Only pay attention to spiritual liking, absolutely not contaminated with physical pleasure?"

The others also looked at Heguang in unison, eyes full of anticipation.

He Guang said very confidently: "Of course! For men, keeping their essence and not leaking out is to ensure the body of Yuanyang. Men are much better mentally, have a peaceful mind, and live longer; but for women, once they are happy with a man, they may have a child, whether it is the fetus oppressing the body and internal organs after pregnancy, or the ghost gate during childbirth. , and whether you can cultivate yourself mentally and physically during the confinement period will be even more detrimental to your body. Of course, you still have to maintain a virgin body, and you will not be pregnant or have children. For women, they can live longer. healthier."

After He Guang finished speaking in one breath, seeing the people around him looked at him was even more strange, and he himself was also very strange, but he still turned his words back and said: "However, there must always be a sustenance in the human spirit. , and I can’t live like this alone. So, I must still find a partner, what’s wrong with that?”

Everyone: "..."

Well, there's nothing wrong with having a companion.but!yes!Food, sex, sex, in this era, people are more enlightened, if a man or a woman just wants to find a spiritual partner, they don’t even want to sleep with a marriage partner, they can kick you in minutes, okay? ?

But when everyone looked at Heguang's beautiful face and clear and bright eyes, they suddenly felt, as if, as if, if it was placed with those who only look at the appearance, with Master Heguang's face, There will be countless people who want to rush forward one after another, and form a partner with He Guangbut.

Of course, after forming a couple, it became inevitable to think of a way to flirt with Heguang and the master.

Everyone looked at each other immediately, and Qiqi showed a tacit smile.

Thinking about the innocent and innocent Heguang and Baobao being thrown on the bed, still talking about how to make sure Yuanyang doesn't vent, can't do that...

hey-hey.Hey Hey.

He Guang: "..." I always feel that something is wrong?

On the contrary, one of Heguang's bodyguards is a little silly. He still thinks about raising a Gumantong or a little ghost so that he can make more money and marry Meijiao Niang. : "So, little boss, is it better to raise a little ghost or a Gumantong? Is there any difference between the two?"

Although the bodyguard was shy, he had a naturally loud voice, so as soon as he spoke, many people heard his inquiry, and all of them pricked up their ears to listen, but they were holding a mobile phone tablet on their face There are people who play with their eyes closed and pretend to sleep, all of them are very good at acting.

Heguang didn't expect the people around him to be so interested in these things, so he frowned and explained.

"These two are not popular in our flower country, but they have a long history in T country. Gumantong is also called Golden Boy. As the name suggests, it is the voluntary boy who was attracted by the masters of T country after consecrating the things shaped by Guman. The soul that becomes a Gumantong will enter it, and then accept the support of the supporter, and help the supporter live and work in peace and contentment, achieve what he wants, and make money. Raising little ghosts is to use the way of the mage to urge the curse and burn the talisman to force the soul of the child to follow. Some of these people's methods are very easy to be unclean, such as deliberately summoning the soul of a child who was supposed to reincarnate, or simply targeting the child in the pregnant woman's belly, and then causing the pregnant woman to abort..."

The more He Guang talked, the more his brows became tighter and tighter, and he finally said: "Actually, these methods are probably a win-win, so that for various reasons, the souls of children who are temporarily unwilling or whose souls are not healthy can live in an exorcism shell, and then Accepting the care of the caretaker, while helping the caretaker to make a wish, and fulfilling some small and big wishes. But human beings are greedy, and more and more people want to take shortcuts to raise Gumantong or imps, but they are willing to do Gumantong or imps. There are fewer and fewer souls of mantong or little ghosts. After most children are accidentally or deliberately killed, of course they still instinctively want to go to the hell to reincarnate, so that they can be reborn as human beings. Under such circumstances, those who know such spells People are likely to bind the souls that originally wanted to be reincarnated in the world, either for money or fame, and trick them into making wishes for their caregivers. Most of these souls are children, so they are easy to coax. But souls are not It should be something that stays in the mortal world, so after a long time, they instinctively want to leave, but because of the spells on their bodies, they can't leave, so they will conflict with their supporters, and even disobey their supporters. People's desires are becoming more and more impossible to be realized..."

All the people listened silently, Qin Le pursed his lips slightly, but did not speak.

He Guang glanced at Qin Le, and then said: "Ashes return to ashes, dust returns to dust, everything in the world has its own destiny, each has its own destination, don't force it."

As for shortcuts or something.Since there are shortcuts, there are naturally risks.And risk is something that not everyone can afford.

Since you can't bear it, of course it's better not to think about these things early.

But He Guang could still see many things, he glanced at Qin Le again, and then said in a low voice: "You... are different from the other ones. It's just that although it came to repay you voluntarily, what you gave to it That's fine, but it will leave after all. When it starts to get angry, you can come and find me." Before Qin Le could happily agree, He Guang added, "[-]% off."

Qin Le: "..." There was no expression on her face.

He Guang blinked, and realized that Qin Le didn't like the discount. He rolled his eyes and said, "Then there will be no discount, and I will give you two jade charms of innocence and asceticism. Guaranteed that if you are pure in heart and asceticism, your partner will also Can be pure-hearted."

Qin Le: "..."

Qin Le: "..."

No, no, it's better to give him a [-]% discount!

He doesn't want an old Gong who "can't do it"!

The people on the plane were not stupid either, and they understood Heguang's implication, and whether it was raising a Gumantong or raising a kid, Heguang disagreed with both of them, so no matter if it was thoughtful It doesn't matter, or it doesn't matter whether they have never thought about these things, they all lowered their heads, not knowing what they were thinking.

Heguang didn't care about those, just put on the blindfold and began to rest.

Capital city, a holiday villa.

Yan Junmo knew that Heguang was coming back, and he was in a good mood. He was running to Heguang's room, and saw that there was a photo of Heguang's narcissism in Heguang's room. A photo, touched that photo again, and felt happy.

But before he could go through all the photos, he heard his cell phone ring.

It's Yan Juncan's call.

Yan Junmo raised his eyebrows slightly, and then picked up the phone.

"Brother, is the baby going home today? Well, back to the resort?"

Yan Junmo heard a hint of impatience in Yan Juncan's tone, so he sat on Heguang's bed and said, "What happened? Don't worry, speak slowly."

Yan Juncan's eyes immediately turned red on the other end of the phone.

He was not smart when he was young. Compared with his eldest brother, second sister and baby, he is the most inconspicuous one in the family.But everyone in the family never felt that there was anything wrong with him, and they never interfered too much with his preferences and what he wanted to do. They just carefully analyzed and helped him make choices.

The elder brother spends the least time with him, but every time he asks his elder brother for help, the elder brother will help him without hesitation.

And the second sister and the baby are also very, very kind to him.

That is to say, the brothers and sisters at home are so good, even if those people outside keep telling him to come out of school quickly, follow the second sister, and go to work in the company of the eldest brother, Yan Juncan will always He cursed back angrily.

The second sister is really smart and hardworking, but he knows everything about his family. He is neither as smart nor as hardworking as the second sister, nor does he have the ambition to surpass the second sister to take over the eldest brother's business. He just wants to be at the right age, Do the right thing.He is currently in his sophomore year step by step, so of course he has to take advantage of his time in college to do what a sophomore boy should do.

However, the last time he saw Yan Junqian...

Yan Juncan rubbed his eyes vigorously before saying, "Brother, there is something wrong with you."

Dabei is Yan Junqian's nickname, and Xiaobei is Yan Juncan's nickname.

Yan Junmo straightened up, and said in a serious voice, "What's wrong, Dabei?"

Yan Juncan said: "The safety buckle that the baby gave us is the one that not only protects the body but also allows us to get close to the big brother. The one of Yan Junqian is broken. Also, Yan Junqian is not in a good mood now. I ran after her to ask It took several days to find out that she didn't sleep very well recently, and when she didn't wear makeup, her eyes were dark! That's why she covered them with makeup! Something is wrong with her, very something is wrong!"

Moreover, he and Yan Junqian are twins, so they have a tacit understanding.He could feel that something was wrong with Yan Junqian, just thinking that He Guang was busy everywhere, so he wanted to delay it for two days, and then come to He Guang to help her look after He Guang came back after finishing his work.

"However, if the baby knows that she has a problem, he will definitely put down other things and come to see her first. If it is the baby, Da Bei will definitely be willing to put everything down and take care of the baby first. Ah. Why can't Da Bei understand such a simple matter? Obviously family is the most important thing to us."

Yan Juncan couldn't understand this matter very, very much.

Yan Junmo was silent for a while.

The person in the family with the most mediocre aptitude is actually Yan Juncan.However, Yan Juncan is open-minded and broad-minded, so no matter what it is, he can look at it cheerfully, and he can also see the side that they can't see.

That's right, Yan Junqian may be thinking about this kind of thing, and when it's convenient for Heguang, I'll come to Heguang for help.

But for He Guang, Yan Junqian was his family, so he certainly wanted to tell him about Yan Junqian's problems at the beginning, and then help him solve them.

However, Yan Junmo didn't say much, he just said: "You go and take her back to the resort, the baby will be back today. Well, do you still have the safety buckle on your body? You all came back hand in hand, it should be fine.

Yan Juncan immediately became happy.

He knew that he couldn't stop that idiot Yan Junqian.But if the elder brother said it, he wouldn't be afraid that that idiot Yan Junqian would be disobedient!

Yan Juncan cheered in his heart, and just about to hang up the phone, he suddenly gossiped and said to Yan Junmo: "By the way, brother, there is one more thing, hehe."

Yan Junmo's voice was very cold, obviously not interested in what Yan Juncan was about to say, which was obviously gossip: "Speak."

Yan Juncan: "..." Sure enough, the eldest brother is still fierce and uninterested.No wonder it's still... ahem, boy chicken.

Yan Juncan rolled his eyes, and secretly smiled at his elder brother before continuing, "It's over there in the old house. Didn't they say that there were no children and grandchildren born in the family a few years ago? Don't bump into something. They came to ask the baby for help. The baby said It's a remnant of evil spirits. This kind of thing can't be solved unless the family is separated. As a result, they didn't believe it, and found a lot of people to do it. In the end, two of them were pregnant. Now the two children are also three or four years old. Big. As a result, hehe."

"The two children are going to kindergarten, and the kindergarten organized physical examinations for the children, and it turned out that none of them are from the Yan family!" Yan Juncan's tone was quite smug and carefree, "It's inaccurate to let them spread the word about the baby everywhere, it's not right. Well now, they know it, that is, the baby is the most powerful, saying that they can't have children without separating their families, but they really can't. Even the girls in the old house who married in the past few years have never been pregnant The same goes for the Lin family."

Yan Junmo didn't speak.

He just touched and touched on Heguang's bed, and finally found a box of chocolates under the quilt.

Yan Junmo: "..." The little bastard is not afraid that the chocolate will melt on the bed, and the bed will be covered with ants!

Yan Juncan didn't hear the elder brother's voice, and he was not annoyed, but his voice began to be very low, and the voice had a strange meaning.

"Brother, tell me, is this retribution? Didn't the baby say that it's not that the time has not come. Now, the time has come."

To repay the two families, let the eldest brother alone bear the evil spirit that the two families should bear.

And until now, all the masters including Heguang also said that the eldest brother still died young, and lived to be 30 years old at most.Even apart from... that method, the eldest brother can only be confined in the resort and cannot get out at all.

The eldest brother suffers so much, the punishment that those two families receive is just to have no children, and the eldest brother is at a loss.

Yan Junmo paused, and could hear the disappointment and unwillingness in Yan Juncan's tone, his voice was still faint: "Hurry up and pick up Junqian. Also, bring back some normal things for the baby. Don't think I don't know you and Xiaosong Two, from time to time, I have to help the baby smuggle some messy things! This time the baby actually hid the chocolate under the mattress! I will look again, but I don’t know what the baby hides. If he hides it, will he even hide it? I forgot where I hid..."

Yan Juncan: "..."

Didn't you force this?

It's just, how did the eldest brother know about the fact that he smuggled candy to the baby?

The author has something to say: He Xiaoguang: The sky is lingling, the earth is lingling, make sure the candy in the nest will not be discovered by the big devil!

Big Devil · Big Brother: Hehe.