Do you have a meow outside!
Chapter 56 The Lotus Pond
Although Heguang read a lot of Taoist books in his previous life, those books were actually selected by Shen Rushi "specially" for him to read.
Since Shen Ru was the old hag who "specially" picked it out, He Guang only knew that merit was a good thing, but it was difficult for him to know what kind of good thing merit was.
That is to say, his metaphysics practice was many levels higher than that of the old witch, and he was gradually awakened by the little black face who came to him, knowing that his previous muddle-headed days were actually coaxed and brainwashed by the old witch, He didn't really owe the old hag and the old hag's daughter anything.
From the beginning to the end, the old hag did not teach him as an apprentice, but used him as a tool. She raised Heguang, not because she saw Heguang as pitiful, but because she wanted to adopt Heguang, so as to give Heguang a way out and the ability to survive. , but want to raise chickens and ducks casually like most people raise chickens and ducks, just to raise the chickens and ducks, or lay eggs for them every day to sell money, and then slaughter and eat them when they are older .This kind of casual raising and purposeful teaching is not kindness at all, and He Guang doesn't need to repay her anything.
Especially later, the old hag managed to transfer all of He Guangda's credit to her own daughter, so that her biological daughter could live a comfortable and happy life, but instead let He Guang live in guilt and self-blame and being brainwashed.
It is a matter of course that Heguang does not owe the old hag any karma.
Moreover, the reason why Heguang was able to get rid of the predicament in his previous life was actually a coincidence. When Shen Rushi arranged to save a group of people who went to the ancient tomb, he brought a small piece of it out of the ancient tomb on a whim. tortoise shell.
At that time, Heguang had a strange feeling about the small piece of tortoise shell that was the size of a child's palm, so when the bodyguards around him were not paying attention, Heguang hid the small piece of tortoise shell, and when he returned to the hotel, Heguang Then he took out an interesting-looking music box that he bought specially before.
This music box just looks interesting and fun, and there is nothing special about it. It’s just that there is a mezzanine where you can put things under the box for some reason.Heguang just put the thin tortoise shell in the interlayer.It was only later that I found an opportunity to take a magnifying glass and read the words engraved on the tortoise shell clearly.
It turns out that what is depicted on this small piece of turtle shell is a method that can go back in time, and this method needs to borrow a lot of merit from the person holding the turtle shell.
He Guang learned about this method, and Xiao Hei Miao was still by his side at that time, so He Guang didn't have any special ideas, but because of this, he also began to search for various books, and found a way to recover his own merits. method.
In the previous life, He Guang planned for a long time, and when he was sure that he had a way to break away from Shen Rushi smoothly, and he could take revenge on Shen Rushi severely, Xiao Heimiao died trying to save him.
Heguang in this life has many people who care about and like him.There are relatives, friends, fans, and cute and beautiful little creatures.
But for Heguang in his previous life, Heguang only had Xiao Heimiao as his little partner.At that time, Heguang had already decided that no matter what the cost, he would use this method of reversing time, so that he could be reborn to the time when Little Heimiao was still alive, and then spend his whole life happily with Little Heimiao.
result……
As a result, Heguang accidentally reborn from his original plan to the year before Xiao Heimiao died, and was reborn directly to when he was six years old and still foolish...
He Guang: "..." The rebirth operation made a mistake, which is also drunk.
However, thanks to a misoperation, he had the opportunity to come to Yan's house. He had a godfather and mother who loved him, and brothers and sisters who loved him even more than his godmother.
He Guang pondered for a while, then heard a sound of running fast, turned around and saw one of his bodyguards running towards him.
After seeing him standing alone, he was greatly relieved.
He Guang also came back to his senses, and stopped thinking blankly about what the ghost messenger told him just now.
Die quickly or something... He doesn't want to die!
He is now 17 years old at the best age, so let’s wait until he lives to be 110 years old!
He Guang shook his head, shook the ghost's words out of his head, stood there and waited for his bodyguard to rush over, and then told the bodyguard to run back quickly and drive the car over for them to go home.
Bodyguard: "..." I'll be exhausted like a dog!
He Guang's young man had no expression on his face.
So the bodyguard could only run back to the car with the same expressionless expression.
It wasn't until he ran back to the car, sat in the passenger seat, and let another Heguang's bodyguard drive to pick him up, that he realized that he was so stupid, really.He could have just called and asked the remaining bodyguards to drive over directly!Why do you have to run around panting by yourself?
And the little boss, is he stupid, didn't think of this method, is the little boss also stupid with him?
The driver's bodyguard: "Hehe. If you have the ability, you can ask the little boss?"
Tired bodyguard: "..."
Then he should continue to be tired like a dog.
He Guang thinks that he has nothing to do now, those things that intend to avenge himself and the wicked, some ghosts will do it by themselves, and He Guang doesn't need to do anything at all.
When it comes to class... Heguang feels that he has been attending classes honestly for several weeks, but this time he seems to be the bottom No. 1 in the exam...
He Guang: "..." It's a good thing that the parents signed something. He has godfathers and godmothers, and two brothers and one sister. He can just grab one and sign it. In this way, he doesn't have to let everyone know. Yes, he took the last exam again...
Heguang couldn't help scratching his cheeks, and began to lie on the car window, and began to look out the window.
Because there are often a lot of messy and unclean things around, He Guang used his celestial eyes to see for a long time, and he also felt annoying, so now when he doesn’t need the celestial eyes, He Guang will try his best to close the celestial eyes, and then only use his own eyes to look outside As expected, the world looks much better.
At least I won’t often see all kinds of weird ghosts, and I won’t see someone talking and laughing happily, being glamorous, surrounded by a bunch of ghosts, scratching their hair and smashing their heads hard... That scene is too scary, even Heguang I really don't want to watch it at all.
He Guang was thinking about what he should do next when he received a call from Zhang Xiaochen.
Zhang Xiaochen was the one who was beaten badly by his father because of a problem with his family's tomb.
At the same time, he was also the well-behaved legitimate son of the family, but was replaced by the illegitimate mother's prostitute. After that, he was treated indifferently by his own parents for more than ten years. In the end, Mr. Zhang threw the test results to his biological parents. In front of them, their biological parents are still unwilling to believe that the son they have loved for more than ten years is the illegitimate child, and the "illegitimate child" and "evil child" they have ignored for more than ten years, and even beaten in the end, is their real one. son of man.
Now 11 years have passed, Zhang Xiaochen, who was 16 years old at the time, is now 27 years old.
Not only did he follow Heguang's ideas back then, becoming a big star who is popular all over the world, he also cooperated with Heguang to open a small entertainment company, and because he wanted to help Heguang choose bodyguards, he opened a security company, perhaps because of him Because he used to be a celebrity, many celebrities are willing to come and take care of his security company, and now the security company's business is much better than his small entertainment company.
Zhang Xiaochen was quite depressed about this.Fortunately, he found that his little benefactor didn't care about these things, and only kept in touch with him like a friend with a smile, so Zhang Xiaochen gradually stopped caring about the fact that his talent in the entertainment company was not as good as that in the security company.
He called this time, not because of the affairs of the two companies, but a personal matter: "Little boss, Director Zhao is my bole. When I first entered the entertainment industry, it was thanks to Director Zhao who was willing to teach me Acting, which made me slowly get better at acting. Later, I won the Best Newcomer Award, the first Best Supporting Actor and the first Best Actor in Director Zhao’s film. He came Please, I... can only come here to find out what the little boss has to say."
Maybe it's childhood experience, or maybe it's Zhang's family's consistent indifference. Even though Zhang Xiaochen was popular all over the country back then, even though Zhang Xiaochen is now the boss of two companies, although Zhang Lao cares about Zhang Xiaochen, Zhang Xiaochen's biological parents still don't care about him. I am willing to believe that Zhang Xiaochen is the real son that the two of them should love so much. He would rather treat fish eyes as pearls, make mistakes at the beginning, and continue to make mistakes, and would rather die than turn back. Zhang Xiaochen had a very cold temper when he was young. He finally gained status, money, and the admiration and love of the people around him through his own efforts, and so many fans who liked him wholeheartedly liked him. Zhang Xiaochen's temperament was finally no longer so cold, but became colder. He is only willing to pay attention to the people and things he cares about. In other things, it is like an iceberg. Anyone who wants to climb it will be frozen back by the iceberg.
He was able to call Heguang this time, obviously he really valued this Director Zhao, and felt that this matter was not particularly troublesome for Heguang.
He Guang likes Zhang Xiaochen's clear and cold voice very much, especially He Guang is the body of the sun. Although there are many advantages, there are also disadvantages. For example...he is particularly afraid of heat.Zhang Xiaochen's voice was clear and cold, and He Guang liked it very much.
However, Zhang Xiaochen is not a person who likes to talk very much. He Guang waited for a while and found that the other end of the phone was also waiting in silence. He really didn't intend to continue talking. He wrinkled his nose and could only speak slowly. He said: "Director Zhao? Well, what is it? Catching ghosts? If the price he offers is high, it's not impossible. By the way, what are you doing recently? Are you in the capital? When will you come to the resort to escape the summer heat? Call me before you come, I'll skip class to play with you!"
Zhang Xiaochen: "..."
He was silent for a while, looked at the sky in October, and felt that there was absolutely no need to "avoid the heat" in this kind of weather.As for the little boss who coaxed the high school students who were studying to skip class to play, Zhang Xiaochen thought, he still can't be a "treacherous sycophant", but a good person.
So Zhang Xiaochen said lightly: "It's Director Zhao. I don't catch ghosts. I'm in the capital to handle the affairs of the two companies. I'm going to the villa for the Mid-Autumn Festival, so, little boss, you don't have to skip class. Otherwise, I will sue. I think , the eldest son of the Yan family should be very happy to know that the little boss is skipping class... and the reason for skipping class is not to go home to accompany him, but to play with me."
He Guang: "..."
He Guang: "..."
What a nuisance!Isn't it just because the young master likes your voice, so you are proud of your favor?Waiting for Xiaoye to find another warm person with a clear voice that makes him less tormented, then Xiaoye will ignore you!
He Guang said angrily, "Then what's the matter with you?"
Hearing the angry voice of the young boy on the other end of the phone, Zhang Xiaochen couldn't help but bend his lips slightly, and said with a hint of a smile in his cold voice, "Director Zhao wants to ask you to make a reality show, and the price is not too high." High, but Director Zhao promised that after the broadcast, he will give you 5.00% of the program's net profit." After Zhang Xiaochen finished speaking, he seemed to see the slight frown of the young man on the other end of the phone, he stood up and loosened his white shirt Putting on the tie, he leaned against the table, looked at the traffic outside the floor-to-ceiling windows, and said, "It's a reality show about caring for animals. Director Zhao is very sincere. He said that if you are willing to try it, He is willing to send you a copy of the rough plan first."
He Guang originally planned to refuse, but when he heard Zhang Xiaochen say this, He Guang hesitated for a while, and said: "Then let him send the plan to my mailbox first. Well, by the way, this Director Zhao , is he very good at making movies? How about he making TV series? I want to make an online drama about karma and reincarnation, good and evil are rewarded to promote feudal superstition ideas, do you think I agreed to his reality show, is it possible for him Promise to direct my web drama?"
Is your... feudal superstition web drama?
No matter how calm Zhang Xiaochen was, he couldn't help pinching the center of his eyebrows at this moment, and after thinking for a while, he replied: "No."
He Guang: "..." Don't you think about it for a while?Obviously he is planning to take over this reality show qaq!
However, it is really not very good to consider.
Because, "Director Zhao is afraid of ghosts." Zhang Xiaochen explained seriously, "So, little boss, you will scare Director Zhao."
He Guang: "..."
#Thousands of calculations can’t be counted as such a reason#
Heguang could only hang up the phone silently, thinking in his heart, besides the second silly director who is not afraid of anything and certainly not afraid of ghosts in the current Ghost Hunting, can he find another suitable director who is not afraid of ghosts? Received a call from Yan Junqian.
Because Yan Junqian skipped a grade, she is currently in her senior year at Tsinghua University, and she has two businesses in full swing, but Yan Junqian knows what the family wants and what her elder brother thinks, so she is now looking for a suitable handover person, and plans to Handing over her two businesses that are already on the right track, so that she can take over the company that Yan Junmo owns, she is really busy now.
Received her call, He Guang was very strange.
Yan Junqian is still dressed in a neutral attire.
When she was young, her grandparents and uncles and aunts at home had patriarchal ideas, which made Yan Junqian unable to let herself wear skirts until now.She has been involuntarily dressing herself up as a boy.However, she has grown up now, and it is no longer appropriate to dress up like Yan Juncan when she was a child, so she began to dress herself in a neutral way, until now she has been confessed by many girls...
Yan Junqian didn't care about those confessions, she was looking for peace this time because of another matter.
"Baby, you...you have been living with your elder brother all these years, haven't you?"
He Guang was very surprised to hear this question, and thought he had answered the wrong number, so he looked carefully, and it was indeed Yan Junqian who called him, and this time he said: "Yes. I live with my eldest brother. Uh , except when I have to go out to work."
Yan Junqian on the other end of the phone seemed to hesitate for a moment, but she still asked, "Then, do you sleep together too?"
He Guang said without hesitation: "Yes, of course they slept together. I came to the house, didn't I just come to accompany my elder brother?"
He and his eldest brother have indeed lived in a courtyard with three entrances and slept in the same courtyard... In short, of course they lived and slept together!
Yan Junqian on the other end of the phone let out a "huh" when she heard the words, and was in a daze for a while, then frowned, said some things about life to He Guang, and then hung up.
Could it really be her illusion?
In the past few years, she only thought that her eldest brother was in poor health, so she went to bed earlier than ordinary people every day.But now she has more and more things to deal with every day. Occasionally, she wants to find her elder brother at night, but his elder brother never responds.
This kind of no response means that the phone does not respond, the text message does not respond, and the computer does not respond.
Even Yan Junqian stood outside the courtyard of eldest brother and Heguang once again, and heard the voice from the landline when she was calling the landline in the bedroom of her eldest brother, but still no one picked it up.
After that time, the landline in the eldest brother's room was completely disconnected, and the mobile phone was turned off at night. Yan Junqian was very sensitive, and she immediately realized that something was wrong.
The eldest brother who goes to bed at nine o'clock every night... After nine o'clock, is the eldest brother really sleeping?Are you really in your bedroom?
Yan Junqian couldn't help but began to have doubts, so she made this call to ask He Guang.
Then, she heard Heguang said that he has been living with his eldest brother (one room) and sleeping together (one bed).If this is the case, then, brother should really start to sleep after nine o'clock every night, right?
She must have guessed wrong.
Yan Junqian couldn't help but let out a sigh of relief.
She doesn't want her relatives to have any supernatural powers or magical experiences at all.She just needs her loved ones to be normal people.
He is an ordinary person who can live a long life.
Thinking of her eldest brother's life expectancy, Yan Junqian couldn't help but be dazed for a while, and then returned to work after a while.
Anyway, He Guang "sleeps" with his eldest brother at night, so there is no problem with what He Guang said!
She should have trusted He Guang and Big Brother.
That is, He Guang is grown up now, and he still sleeps with his eldest brother... Yan Junqian hesitated a little, then shook her head, thinking that she must have been influenced by Yan Juncan and Xu Rusong, two guys who are fascinated by reading novels , her eldest brother and Heguang, of course, is the purest brotherhood!There will be no other relationship!
Even if they sleep on the same bed, there can be no other relationship!
Leaving aside Yan Junqian's doubts about Yan Junmo, Yan Junmo is seriously asking Master Liu for advice.
Master Liu was silent for a long time before finally giving Yan Junmo a definite answer.
He never thought that a proud child like Yan Junmo would make such a choice.
"However, in this case, when you re-enter reincarnation in the future, you may not necessarily reincarnate in which womb. After all, those who are reborn as animals may have to be reborn as animals for more than ten consecutive lives or even forever before they can be reborn as humans. If there are no major mistakes, it is rare to be reincarnated as a beast. If you keep the little black cat for too long and inhale too much evil spirit, when the time comes, you will not be reincarnated. You must be able to enter which one for reincarnation."
Master Liu spoke very seriously.Obviously, he didn't think it was inappropriate for Yan Junmo to become a little black cat forever after he turned 30.
"However, I have no other choice." Master Liu sighed softly, "I have lived for such a long time, the only person I want to help in this life is my old wife who has a child together. , failed; one is to help Ah Heng, so that Ah Heng can live a long life, just like a normal person, and it also failed." Master Liu's face looked like he was ten years old, he Sighed, "I have no hope. The two apprentices I have accepted, one is a spy from another country, and the other has been convicted of my master. It is not appropriate to leave those things of mine to others, so let me take those things of mine. , Donate all the money and so on to the charity foundation, and leave the rest of the Taoist books and items to Ah Heng's little daughter-in-law."
Yan Zhaoran and Lin Rou were both grateful and dumbfounded when they heard the words, and said, "Thank you, Master Liu, for thinking about our family Ah Heng and Bao Bao. It's just that Bao Bao really only regards Ah Heng as a younger brother, and Ah Heng only regards Bao Bao as a big brother. There is no idea in between."
Little daughter-in-law or something, of course not.
Yan Junmo's eyes flickered slightly, and he didn't explain, but thanked Master Liu very seriously and respectfully.
Master Liu glanced at Yan Zhaoran and Lin Rou, feeling that the couple was getting more and more confused; then he looked at Yan Junmo, smiled lovingly, and finally refused to stay in the villa, but went to the yard where his old wife died, thinking to die there.
The three of Yan Junmo couldn't stay, so they could only let Master Liu leave.
Yan Zhaoran even said: "You have to leave all your treasures to the baby, and the baby should thank you face to face. I just saw his bodyguard send a text message. He skipped class and went home. Wait a moment , the baby will be back."
Master Liu: "...he took the bottom one again?"
Yan Zhaoran: "..." In fact, the bottom one is also the first, it doesn't matter, really.
Master Liu was silent for a while, and then waved to his assistant: "Send me to the car. As for that He Guang... Heh, such a strong golden light of merit and virtue on his body, hehe, I just saw it once. I don't want to see you a second time!"
I think he has been busy all his life, but he didn't get so much golden light of merit. On the contrary, such a young boy was born with heavenly eyes, a body of pure yang, and a natural talent to be a celestial master. The golden light of merit at such a young age is so strong, Liu The master would never admit that he couldn't help but feel jealous of such a young boy, and he didn't want to see him at all.
Yan Zhaoran and Lin Rou had no choice but to send Master Liu away in person.
So when He Guang returned to the villa, he only saw Yan Junmo standing beside the lotus pond.
It is early October and the weather is getting cooler.
But Heguang still feels hot.
Very hot very hot.
Very very hot.
No way, who told him to be born with a body of pure yang, he still has to resolutely maintain his body of Yuanyang. It's time to do that, but he still wants to guarantee his Yuanyang body, so Heguang can only enjoy the magical existence brought to him by this Yuanyang body, He must also take on the "obligation" that he feels hot from time to time.
So, when I was thinking about whether I would always become a cat and follow Heguang in the future, or end my life at the age of 30, I heard a very cheerful "big brother".
Yan Junmo was overjoyed when he heard the "big brother", and when he looked back, he saw He Guang, who was wearing a school uniform, running towards him while taking off his clothes.
Yan Junmo was stunned for a moment.
He felt that at this moment, he seemed to be unable to hear or see anything.All he could hear was his own "plop plop plop" faster and faster heartbeat, and that unashamed Heguang running towards him with a bright smile on his face.
It shouldn't be like this.
However, he couldn't control it.
"Plop plop plop".
"Plop plop plop".
Yan Junmo couldn't help but open his arms.
"thump!"
Then, he finally recovered from that strange state, turned around blankly, and saw wearing boxer shorts, jumping into the lotus pond with a "plop"... He Guang.
Yan Junmo: "..."
I really want to beat this little bastard to death!
Simply hateful!It's time to fight!It's just... he can't control it!
Yan Junmo turned around and was about to leave.
The little bastard still laughed foolishly from behind: "Brother, brother, don't be angry. Hahahaha, I didn't mean to lie to my brother hahahahaha... Well, I did it on purpose. But brother, I apologize to him now It’s over, brother, can you forgive me? I’ll show you synchronized swimming! It’s so beautiful! Hahahahaha, brother, don’t run away. Swimming alone is boring. Watch me swim, brother, brother..."
Yan Junmo felt that he was going crazy.
Back at the courtyard house with the best geomantic omen that Heguang personally selected and built, Yan Junmo washed his face with cold water, calmed down for a while, then made a cup of matcha milk tea that Heguang liked, thinking about that little bastard "haha" and laughed Looking around, feeling puzzled, he simply squeezed another cup of bitter gourd juice without adding sugar, took two more small cakes, and went to the lotus pond again.
The lotus pond is actually quite clean, because there are little ghosts who are responsible for cleaning here every day, so Heguang swims here with confidence.
When Yan Junmo arrived, what he saw was the young man in the lotus pond. He was pulling a large lotus flower and putting it on his head. He hid under the water from the neck down, smiling at him with only his head exposed.
"Big brother, you're finally back! I knew you wouldn't leave me alone!"
The face is so good, but the smile is so stupid.
Yan Junmo couldn't help muttering something in his heart, then he squatted by the lotus pond, and placed two cartoon cups filled with water by the lotus pond.
He Guangyou came over, and sure enough, he picked up the cartoon cup of the green frog and drank it.
He Guang: "..."
He Guang: "..."
He silently refused to swallow the bitter gourd juice in his mouth, turned his head and looked pitifully at Yan Junmo with puffed cheeks.
Like asking again, can he spit out the bitter gourd juice?
It's so fucking bad!
It's so bad that he wants to beat someone up!
Yan Junmo picked up the cup of matcha milk tea, took a sip, and looked at He Guang lightly: "Bitter melon juice, drink together."
He Guang: "..." Brother, if you want to clear the fire, just clear the fire, he really doesn't need to clear the fire, really!
However, such a big mouthful of bitter gourd juice has already entered his mouth, and He Guang drank the bitter gourd juice in his mouth very depressed. The remaining bitter gourd juice in the cup refused to drink, and only jumped up from the lotus pond, with his calf still Soaked in the pool water, sitting on the bank by himself, holding a small cake, chatting with Yan Junmo while eating the small cake, the whole person was very happy.
Yan Junmo slowly drank half of the cup of milk tea that didn't really suit his taste, and then put the cup down.
Seemingly unintentional, but also intentional, it was placed closer to the light.
At least it's closer than Wako's glass of bitter gourd juice.
He Guang ate a lot of cakes and talked too much, and he was really thirsty. He picked up the cup unwillingly, and was about to drain the cup of bitter melon juice as if he was determined to go to the battlefield. Suddenly realized, huh?The feeling of the entrance, as if, isn't right?
Yes, sweet.
Matcha flavored.
He Guang blinked, then blinked again, and after drinking the milk tea, He Guang immediately glared at Yan Junmo angrily.
"Brother, you are lying! You obviously made a cup of milk tea and a cup of bitter gourd juice. You just lied to me that we both had bitter gourd juice! You are drinking delicious milk tea, but what I drink is terrible Bitter melon juice, that's not fair!"
Yan Junmo said slowly: "Then how is it fair?"
He Guang: "You have to drink this half cup of bitter gourd juice!" He resolutely pushed the half cup of bitter gourd juice that he hadn't finished drinking to Yan Junmo's side, his pretty face was full of seriousness, "Shameless waste! Brother , you can’t be a shameless person!”
Yan Junmo: "..."
He glanced at He Guang lightly, as if a little disgusted.
However, he disliked it for a while, but still picked up half of the glass of bitter gourd juice and drank it.
He drank it with disgust.
He Guang immediately became happy, and the two dimples at the corners of his lips were faintly visible.
Yan Junmo seemed to have fallen into that strange state again.In such a huge world, he can only see one person and hear his own "thumping" heartbeat.
Yan Junmo couldn't help but shook his head, regaining consciousness.
Then he saw Wako pressing his face against his.
Yan Junmo: "!!!"
Yan Junmo: "!!!"
"What are you doing? Do you want to take advantage of elder brother's distraction and scare elder brother?" Yan Junmo took three steps back calmly, looked at He Guang even more calmly, and said calmly, "If you are like this, elder brother can't help but teach you a lesson. of."
Heguang's round eyes widened even wider.
He couldn't help but whispered: "I, I can't help it. Brother, you don't know, you have more and more evil spirits recently, and I have to get very close to you to see your face clearly. Well, big brother, do you know that your face recently...is a little strange?" He Guang's face was a little strange, but also a little curious, and there was a little bit...aggrieved, he whispered, " Brother, you, do you know your face, is there anything strange about it?"
Of course Yan Junmo wanted to know.
However, he thought that Master Liu had just seen him today, and he didn't say what was so strange about his face, but just pointed him to a way that he might survive in the future.
Yan Junmo frowned and said, "Baby, what did you see? Is... not very good? It's okay, brother can bear it."
At most, it is worse than before, for example, he will not even live to be 30 years old.
Oh, it seems that this is nothing.
He Guang: "Brother, you have peach blossoms on your face, and the red luan moves with stars."
Yan Junmo: "..."
He Guang: "Brother, you have someone you like! You actually have someone you like! How can you have someone you like?"
Obviously, in the previous life, the eldest brother fell in love with him at first sight!
How come in this life, the eldest brother suddenly has someone he likes?
He Guang felt very wronged.
He couldn't help lowering his head, and really wanted to hug the little black cat and suck it to relieve this grievance.
But He Guang quickly cheered up, and immediately said to Yan Junmo very seriously: "But, even if you, Big Brother, have someone you like, you must learn from me. No matter what, you can like him spiritually." , But! Yes! Absolutely, you can’t break your body! Absolutely, must, must, keep your virgin body until you die! Well, I will definitely do it too! Brother, let’s work together!"
After all, he stretched out a palm to give Yan Junmo a high-five to show his brotherhood.
Yan Junmo: "..."
Yan Junmo: "..."
never.
The author has something to say: Keke, so, He Xiaoguang has always thought that he can have someone he likes, but!yes!The love he wants to talk about is of course a pure platonic love... There must be no dirty contact cough cough
Brother: Good boy, I'll teach you.
Heguang: ...
Since Shen Ru was the old hag who "specially" picked it out, He Guang only knew that merit was a good thing, but it was difficult for him to know what kind of good thing merit was.
That is to say, his metaphysics practice was many levels higher than that of the old witch, and he was gradually awakened by the little black face who came to him, knowing that his previous muddle-headed days were actually coaxed and brainwashed by the old witch, He didn't really owe the old hag and the old hag's daughter anything.
From the beginning to the end, the old hag did not teach him as an apprentice, but used him as a tool. She raised Heguang, not because she saw Heguang as pitiful, but because she wanted to adopt Heguang, so as to give Heguang a way out and the ability to survive. , but want to raise chickens and ducks casually like most people raise chickens and ducks, just to raise the chickens and ducks, or lay eggs for them every day to sell money, and then slaughter and eat them when they are older .This kind of casual raising and purposeful teaching is not kindness at all, and He Guang doesn't need to repay her anything.
Especially later, the old hag managed to transfer all of He Guangda's credit to her own daughter, so that her biological daughter could live a comfortable and happy life, but instead let He Guang live in guilt and self-blame and being brainwashed.
It is a matter of course that Heguang does not owe the old hag any karma.
Moreover, the reason why Heguang was able to get rid of the predicament in his previous life was actually a coincidence. When Shen Rushi arranged to save a group of people who went to the ancient tomb, he brought a small piece of it out of the ancient tomb on a whim. tortoise shell.
At that time, Heguang had a strange feeling about the small piece of tortoise shell that was the size of a child's palm, so when the bodyguards around him were not paying attention, Heguang hid the small piece of tortoise shell, and when he returned to the hotel, Heguang Then he took out an interesting-looking music box that he bought specially before.
This music box just looks interesting and fun, and there is nothing special about it. It’s just that there is a mezzanine where you can put things under the box for some reason.Heguang just put the thin tortoise shell in the interlayer.It was only later that I found an opportunity to take a magnifying glass and read the words engraved on the tortoise shell clearly.
It turns out that what is depicted on this small piece of turtle shell is a method that can go back in time, and this method needs to borrow a lot of merit from the person holding the turtle shell.
He Guang learned about this method, and Xiao Hei Miao was still by his side at that time, so He Guang didn't have any special ideas, but because of this, he also began to search for various books, and found a way to recover his own merits. method.
In the previous life, He Guang planned for a long time, and when he was sure that he had a way to break away from Shen Rushi smoothly, and he could take revenge on Shen Rushi severely, Xiao Heimiao died trying to save him.
Heguang in this life has many people who care about and like him.There are relatives, friends, fans, and cute and beautiful little creatures.
But for Heguang in his previous life, Heguang only had Xiao Heimiao as his little partner.At that time, Heguang had already decided that no matter what the cost, he would use this method of reversing time, so that he could be reborn to the time when Little Heimiao was still alive, and then spend his whole life happily with Little Heimiao.
result……
As a result, Heguang accidentally reborn from his original plan to the year before Xiao Heimiao died, and was reborn directly to when he was six years old and still foolish...
He Guang: "..." The rebirth operation made a mistake, which is also drunk.
However, thanks to a misoperation, he had the opportunity to come to Yan's house. He had a godfather and mother who loved him, and brothers and sisters who loved him even more than his godmother.
He Guang pondered for a while, then heard a sound of running fast, turned around and saw one of his bodyguards running towards him.
After seeing him standing alone, he was greatly relieved.
He Guang also came back to his senses, and stopped thinking blankly about what the ghost messenger told him just now.
Die quickly or something... He doesn't want to die!
He is now 17 years old at the best age, so let’s wait until he lives to be 110 years old!
He Guang shook his head, shook the ghost's words out of his head, stood there and waited for his bodyguard to rush over, and then told the bodyguard to run back quickly and drive the car over for them to go home.
Bodyguard: "..." I'll be exhausted like a dog!
He Guang's young man had no expression on his face.
So the bodyguard could only run back to the car with the same expressionless expression.
It wasn't until he ran back to the car, sat in the passenger seat, and let another Heguang's bodyguard drive to pick him up, that he realized that he was so stupid, really.He could have just called and asked the remaining bodyguards to drive over directly!Why do you have to run around panting by yourself?
And the little boss, is he stupid, didn't think of this method, is the little boss also stupid with him?
The driver's bodyguard: "Hehe. If you have the ability, you can ask the little boss?"
Tired bodyguard: "..."
Then he should continue to be tired like a dog.
He Guang thinks that he has nothing to do now, those things that intend to avenge himself and the wicked, some ghosts will do it by themselves, and He Guang doesn't need to do anything at all.
When it comes to class... Heguang feels that he has been attending classes honestly for several weeks, but this time he seems to be the bottom No. 1 in the exam...
He Guang: "..." It's a good thing that the parents signed something. He has godfathers and godmothers, and two brothers and one sister. He can just grab one and sign it. In this way, he doesn't have to let everyone know. Yes, he took the last exam again...
Heguang couldn't help scratching his cheeks, and began to lie on the car window, and began to look out the window.
Because there are often a lot of messy and unclean things around, He Guang used his celestial eyes to see for a long time, and he also felt annoying, so now when he doesn’t need the celestial eyes, He Guang will try his best to close the celestial eyes, and then only use his own eyes to look outside As expected, the world looks much better.
At least I won’t often see all kinds of weird ghosts, and I won’t see someone talking and laughing happily, being glamorous, surrounded by a bunch of ghosts, scratching their hair and smashing their heads hard... That scene is too scary, even Heguang I really don't want to watch it at all.
He Guang was thinking about what he should do next when he received a call from Zhang Xiaochen.
Zhang Xiaochen was the one who was beaten badly by his father because of a problem with his family's tomb.
At the same time, he was also the well-behaved legitimate son of the family, but was replaced by the illegitimate mother's prostitute. After that, he was treated indifferently by his own parents for more than ten years. In the end, Mr. Zhang threw the test results to his biological parents. In front of them, their biological parents are still unwilling to believe that the son they have loved for more than ten years is the illegitimate child, and the "illegitimate child" and "evil child" they have ignored for more than ten years, and even beaten in the end, is their real one. son of man.
Now 11 years have passed, Zhang Xiaochen, who was 16 years old at the time, is now 27 years old.
Not only did he follow Heguang's ideas back then, becoming a big star who is popular all over the world, he also cooperated with Heguang to open a small entertainment company, and because he wanted to help Heguang choose bodyguards, he opened a security company, perhaps because of him Because he used to be a celebrity, many celebrities are willing to come and take care of his security company, and now the security company's business is much better than his small entertainment company.
Zhang Xiaochen was quite depressed about this.Fortunately, he found that his little benefactor didn't care about these things, and only kept in touch with him like a friend with a smile, so Zhang Xiaochen gradually stopped caring about the fact that his talent in the entertainment company was not as good as that in the security company.
He called this time, not because of the affairs of the two companies, but a personal matter: "Little boss, Director Zhao is my bole. When I first entered the entertainment industry, it was thanks to Director Zhao who was willing to teach me Acting, which made me slowly get better at acting. Later, I won the Best Newcomer Award, the first Best Supporting Actor and the first Best Actor in Director Zhao’s film. He came Please, I... can only come here to find out what the little boss has to say."
Maybe it's childhood experience, or maybe it's Zhang's family's consistent indifference. Even though Zhang Xiaochen was popular all over the country back then, even though Zhang Xiaochen is now the boss of two companies, although Zhang Lao cares about Zhang Xiaochen, Zhang Xiaochen's biological parents still don't care about him. I am willing to believe that Zhang Xiaochen is the real son that the two of them should love so much. He would rather treat fish eyes as pearls, make mistakes at the beginning, and continue to make mistakes, and would rather die than turn back. Zhang Xiaochen had a very cold temper when he was young. He finally gained status, money, and the admiration and love of the people around him through his own efforts, and so many fans who liked him wholeheartedly liked him. Zhang Xiaochen's temperament was finally no longer so cold, but became colder. He is only willing to pay attention to the people and things he cares about. In other things, it is like an iceberg. Anyone who wants to climb it will be frozen back by the iceberg.
He was able to call Heguang this time, obviously he really valued this Director Zhao, and felt that this matter was not particularly troublesome for Heguang.
He Guang likes Zhang Xiaochen's clear and cold voice very much, especially He Guang is the body of the sun. Although there are many advantages, there are also disadvantages. For example...he is particularly afraid of heat.Zhang Xiaochen's voice was clear and cold, and He Guang liked it very much.
However, Zhang Xiaochen is not a person who likes to talk very much. He Guang waited for a while and found that the other end of the phone was also waiting in silence. He really didn't intend to continue talking. He wrinkled his nose and could only speak slowly. He said: "Director Zhao? Well, what is it? Catching ghosts? If the price he offers is high, it's not impossible. By the way, what are you doing recently? Are you in the capital? When will you come to the resort to escape the summer heat? Call me before you come, I'll skip class to play with you!"
Zhang Xiaochen: "..."
He was silent for a while, looked at the sky in October, and felt that there was absolutely no need to "avoid the heat" in this kind of weather.As for the little boss who coaxed the high school students who were studying to skip class to play, Zhang Xiaochen thought, he still can't be a "treacherous sycophant", but a good person.
So Zhang Xiaochen said lightly: "It's Director Zhao. I don't catch ghosts. I'm in the capital to handle the affairs of the two companies. I'm going to the villa for the Mid-Autumn Festival, so, little boss, you don't have to skip class. Otherwise, I will sue. I think , the eldest son of the Yan family should be very happy to know that the little boss is skipping class... and the reason for skipping class is not to go home to accompany him, but to play with me."
He Guang: "..."
He Guang: "..."
What a nuisance!Isn't it just because the young master likes your voice, so you are proud of your favor?Waiting for Xiaoye to find another warm person with a clear voice that makes him less tormented, then Xiaoye will ignore you!
He Guang said angrily, "Then what's the matter with you?"
Hearing the angry voice of the young boy on the other end of the phone, Zhang Xiaochen couldn't help but bend his lips slightly, and said with a hint of a smile in his cold voice, "Director Zhao wants to ask you to make a reality show, and the price is not too high." High, but Director Zhao promised that after the broadcast, he will give you 5.00% of the program's net profit." After Zhang Xiaochen finished speaking, he seemed to see the slight frown of the young man on the other end of the phone, he stood up and loosened his white shirt Putting on the tie, he leaned against the table, looked at the traffic outside the floor-to-ceiling windows, and said, "It's a reality show about caring for animals. Director Zhao is very sincere. He said that if you are willing to try it, He is willing to send you a copy of the rough plan first."
He Guang originally planned to refuse, but when he heard Zhang Xiaochen say this, He Guang hesitated for a while, and said: "Then let him send the plan to my mailbox first. Well, by the way, this Director Zhao , is he very good at making movies? How about he making TV series? I want to make an online drama about karma and reincarnation, good and evil are rewarded to promote feudal superstition ideas, do you think I agreed to his reality show, is it possible for him Promise to direct my web drama?"
Is your... feudal superstition web drama?
No matter how calm Zhang Xiaochen was, he couldn't help pinching the center of his eyebrows at this moment, and after thinking for a while, he replied: "No."
He Guang: "..." Don't you think about it for a while?Obviously he is planning to take over this reality show qaq!
However, it is really not very good to consider.
Because, "Director Zhao is afraid of ghosts." Zhang Xiaochen explained seriously, "So, little boss, you will scare Director Zhao."
He Guang: "..."
#Thousands of calculations can’t be counted as such a reason#
Heguang could only hang up the phone silently, thinking in his heart, besides the second silly director who is not afraid of anything and certainly not afraid of ghosts in the current Ghost Hunting, can he find another suitable director who is not afraid of ghosts? Received a call from Yan Junqian.
Because Yan Junqian skipped a grade, she is currently in her senior year at Tsinghua University, and she has two businesses in full swing, but Yan Junqian knows what the family wants and what her elder brother thinks, so she is now looking for a suitable handover person, and plans to Handing over her two businesses that are already on the right track, so that she can take over the company that Yan Junmo owns, she is really busy now.
Received her call, He Guang was very strange.
Yan Junqian is still dressed in a neutral attire.
When she was young, her grandparents and uncles and aunts at home had patriarchal ideas, which made Yan Junqian unable to let herself wear skirts until now.She has been involuntarily dressing herself up as a boy.However, she has grown up now, and it is no longer appropriate to dress up like Yan Juncan when she was a child, so she began to dress herself in a neutral way, until now she has been confessed by many girls...
Yan Junqian didn't care about those confessions, she was looking for peace this time because of another matter.
"Baby, you...you have been living with your elder brother all these years, haven't you?"
He Guang was very surprised to hear this question, and thought he had answered the wrong number, so he looked carefully, and it was indeed Yan Junqian who called him, and this time he said: "Yes. I live with my eldest brother. Uh , except when I have to go out to work."
Yan Junqian on the other end of the phone seemed to hesitate for a moment, but she still asked, "Then, do you sleep together too?"
He Guang said without hesitation: "Yes, of course they slept together. I came to the house, didn't I just come to accompany my elder brother?"
He and his eldest brother have indeed lived in a courtyard with three entrances and slept in the same courtyard... In short, of course they lived and slept together!
Yan Junqian on the other end of the phone let out a "huh" when she heard the words, and was in a daze for a while, then frowned, said some things about life to He Guang, and then hung up.
Could it really be her illusion?
In the past few years, she only thought that her eldest brother was in poor health, so she went to bed earlier than ordinary people every day.But now she has more and more things to deal with every day. Occasionally, she wants to find her elder brother at night, but his elder brother never responds.
This kind of no response means that the phone does not respond, the text message does not respond, and the computer does not respond.
Even Yan Junqian stood outside the courtyard of eldest brother and Heguang once again, and heard the voice from the landline when she was calling the landline in the bedroom of her eldest brother, but still no one picked it up.
After that time, the landline in the eldest brother's room was completely disconnected, and the mobile phone was turned off at night. Yan Junqian was very sensitive, and she immediately realized that something was wrong.
The eldest brother who goes to bed at nine o'clock every night... After nine o'clock, is the eldest brother really sleeping?Are you really in your bedroom?
Yan Junqian couldn't help but began to have doubts, so she made this call to ask He Guang.
Then, she heard Heguang said that he has been living with his eldest brother (one room) and sleeping together (one bed).If this is the case, then, brother should really start to sleep after nine o'clock every night, right?
She must have guessed wrong.
Yan Junqian couldn't help but let out a sigh of relief.
She doesn't want her relatives to have any supernatural powers or magical experiences at all.She just needs her loved ones to be normal people.
He is an ordinary person who can live a long life.
Thinking of her eldest brother's life expectancy, Yan Junqian couldn't help but be dazed for a while, and then returned to work after a while.
Anyway, He Guang "sleeps" with his eldest brother at night, so there is no problem with what He Guang said!
She should have trusted He Guang and Big Brother.
That is, He Guang is grown up now, and he still sleeps with his eldest brother... Yan Junqian hesitated a little, then shook her head, thinking that she must have been influenced by Yan Juncan and Xu Rusong, two guys who are fascinated by reading novels , her eldest brother and Heguang, of course, is the purest brotherhood!There will be no other relationship!
Even if they sleep on the same bed, there can be no other relationship!
Leaving aside Yan Junqian's doubts about Yan Junmo, Yan Junmo is seriously asking Master Liu for advice.
Master Liu was silent for a long time before finally giving Yan Junmo a definite answer.
He never thought that a proud child like Yan Junmo would make such a choice.
"However, in this case, when you re-enter reincarnation in the future, you may not necessarily reincarnate in which womb. After all, those who are reborn as animals may have to be reborn as animals for more than ten consecutive lives or even forever before they can be reborn as humans. If there are no major mistakes, it is rare to be reincarnated as a beast. If you keep the little black cat for too long and inhale too much evil spirit, when the time comes, you will not be reincarnated. You must be able to enter which one for reincarnation."
Master Liu spoke very seriously.Obviously, he didn't think it was inappropriate for Yan Junmo to become a little black cat forever after he turned 30.
"However, I have no other choice." Master Liu sighed softly, "I have lived for such a long time, the only person I want to help in this life is my old wife who has a child together. , failed; one is to help Ah Heng, so that Ah Heng can live a long life, just like a normal person, and it also failed." Master Liu's face looked like he was ten years old, he Sighed, "I have no hope. The two apprentices I have accepted, one is a spy from another country, and the other has been convicted of my master. It is not appropriate to leave those things of mine to others, so let me take those things of mine. , Donate all the money and so on to the charity foundation, and leave the rest of the Taoist books and items to Ah Heng's little daughter-in-law."
Yan Zhaoran and Lin Rou were both grateful and dumbfounded when they heard the words, and said, "Thank you, Master Liu, for thinking about our family Ah Heng and Bao Bao. It's just that Bao Bao really only regards Ah Heng as a younger brother, and Ah Heng only regards Bao Bao as a big brother. There is no idea in between."
Little daughter-in-law or something, of course not.
Yan Junmo's eyes flickered slightly, and he didn't explain, but thanked Master Liu very seriously and respectfully.
Master Liu glanced at Yan Zhaoran and Lin Rou, feeling that the couple was getting more and more confused; then he looked at Yan Junmo, smiled lovingly, and finally refused to stay in the villa, but went to the yard where his old wife died, thinking to die there.
The three of Yan Junmo couldn't stay, so they could only let Master Liu leave.
Yan Zhaoran even said: "You have to leave all your treasures to the baby, and the baby should thank you face to face. I just saw his bodyguard send a text message. He skipped class and went home. Wait a moment , the baby will be back."
Master Liu: "...he took the bottom one again?"
Yan Zhaoran: "..." In fact, the bottom one is also the first, it doesn't matter, really.
Master Liu was silent for a while, and then waved to his assistant: "Send me to the car. As for that He Guang... Heh, such a strong golden light of merit and virtue on his body, hehe, I just saw it once. I don't want to see you a second time!"
I think he has been busy all his life, but he didn't get so much golden light of merit. On the contrary, such a young boy was born with heavenly eyes, a body of pure yang, and a natural talent to be a celestial master. The golden light of merit at such a young age is so strong, Liu The master would never admit that he couldn't help but feel jealous of such a young boy, and he didn't want to see him at all.
Yan Zhaoran and Lin Rou had no choice but to send Master Liu away in person.
So when He Guang returned to the villa, he only saw Yan Junmo standing beside the lotus pond.
It is early October and the weather is getting cooler.
But Heguang still feels hot.
Very hot very hot.
Very very hot.
No way, who told him to be born with a body of pure yang, he still has to resolutely maintain his body of Yuanyang. It's time to do that, but he still wants to guarantee his Yuanyang body, so Heguang can only enjoy the magical existence brought to him by this Yuanyang body, He must also take on the "obligation" that he feels hot from time to time.
So, when I was thinking about whether I would always become a cat and follow Heguang in the future, or end my life at the age of 30, I heard a very cheerful "big brother".
Yan Junmo was overjoyed when he heard the "big brother", and when he looked back, he saw He Guang, who was wearing a school uniform, running towards him while taking off his clothes.
Yan Junmo was stunned for a moment.
He felt that at this moment, he seemed to be unable to hear or see anything.All he could hear was his own "plop plop plop" faster and faster heartbeat, and that unashamed Heguang running towards him with a bright smile on his face.
It shouldn't be like this.
However, he couldn't control it.
"Plop plop plop".
"Plop plop plop".
Yan Junmo couldn't help but open his arms.
"thump!"
Then, he finally recovered from that strange state, turned around blankly, and saw wearing boxer shorts, jumping into the lotus pond with a "plop"... He Guang.
Yan Junmo: "..."
I really want to beat this little bastard to death!
Simply hateful!It's time to fight!It's just... he can't control it!
Yan Junmo turned around and was about to leave.
The little bastard still laughed foolishly from behind: "Brother, brother, don't be angry. Hahahaha, I didn't mean to lie to my brother hahahahaha... Well, I did it on purpose. But brother, I apologize to him now It’s over, brother, can you forgive me? I’ll show you synchronized swimming! It’s so beautiful! Hahahahaha, brother, don’t run away. Swimming alone is boring. Watch me swim, brother, brother..."
Yan Junmo felt that he was going crazy.
Back at the courtyard house with the best geomantic omen that Heguang personally selected and built, Yan Junmo washed his face with cold water, calmed down for a while, then made a cup of matcha milk tea that Heguang liked, thinking about that little bastard "haha" and laughed Looking around, feeling puzzled, he simply squeezed another cup of bitter gourd juice without adding sugar, took two more small cakes, and went to the lotus pond again.
The lotus pond is actually quite clean, because there are little ghosts who are responsible for cleaning here every day, so Heguang swims here with confidence.
When Yan Junmo arrived, what he saw was the young man in the lotus pond. He was pulling a large lotus flower and putting it on his head. He hid under the water from the neck down, smiling at him with only his head exposed.
"Big brother, you're finally back! I knew you wouldn't leave me alone!"
The face is so good, but the smile is so stupid.
Yan Junmo couldn't help muttering something in his heart, then he squatted by the lotus pond, and placed two cartoon cups filled with water by the lotus pond.
He Guangyou came over, and sure enough, he picked up the cartoon cup of the green frog and drank it.
He Guang: "..."
He Guang: "..."
He silently refused to swallow the bitter gourd juice in his mouth, turned his head and looked pitifully at Yan Junmo with puffed cheeks.
Like asking again, can he spit out the bitter gourd juice?
It's so fucking bad!
It's so bad that he wants to beat someone up!
Yan Junmo picked up the cup of matcha milk tea, took a sip, and looked at He Guang lightly: "Bitter melon juice, drink together."
He Guang: "..." Brother, if you want to clear the fire, just clear the fire, he really doesn't need to clear the fire, really!
However, such a big mouthful of bitter gourd juice has already entered his mouth, and He Guang drank the bitter gourd juice in his mouth very depressed. The remaining bitter gourd juice in the cup refused to drink, and only jumped up from the lotus pond, with his calf still Soaked in the pool water, sitting on the bank by himself, holding a small cake, chatting with Yan Junmo while eating the small cake, the whole person was very happy.
Yan Junmo slowly drank half of the cup of milk tea that didn't really suit his taste, and then put the cup down.
Seemingly unintentional, but also intentional, it was placed closer to the light.
At least it's closer than Wako's glass of bitter gourd juice.
He Guang ate a lot of cakes and talked too much, and he was really thirsty. He picked up the cup unwillingly, and was about to drain the cup of bitter melon juice as if he was determined to go to the battlefield. Suddenly realized, huh?The feeling of the entrance, as if, isn't right?
Yes, sweet.
Matcha flavored.
He Guang blinked, then blinked again, and after drinking the milk tea, He Guang immediately glared at Yan Junmo angrily.
"Brother, you are lying! You obviously made a cup of milk tea and a cup of bitter gourd juice. You just lied to me that we both had bitter gourd juice! You are drinking delicious milk tea, but what I drink is terrible Bitter melon juice, that's not fair!"
Yan Junmo said slowly: "Then how is it fair?"
He Guang: "You have to drink this half cup of bitter gourd juice!" He resolutely pushed the half cup of bitter gourd juice that he hadn't finished drinking to Yan Junmo's side, his pretty face was full of seriousness, "Shameless waste! Brother , you can’t be a shameless person!”
Yan Junmo: "..."
He glanced at He Guang lightly, as if a little disgusted.
However, he disliked it for a while, but still picked up half of the glass of bitter gourd juice and drank it.
He drank it with disgust.
He Guang immediately became happy, and the two dimples at the corners of his lips were faintly visible.
Yan Junmo seemed to have fallen into that strange state again.In such a huge world, he can only see one person and hear his own "thumping" heartbeat.
Yan Junmo couldn't help but shook his head, regaining consciousness.
Then he saw Wako pressing his face against his.
Yan Junmo: "!!!"
Yan Junmo: "!!!"
"What are you doing? Do you want to take advantage of elder brother's distraction and scare elder brother?" Yan Junmo took three steps back calmly, looked at He Guang even more calmly, and said calmly, "If you are like this, elder brother can't help but teach you a lesson. of."
Heguang's round eyes widened even wider.
He couldn't help but whispered: "I, I can't help it. Brother, you don't know, you have more and more evil spirits recently, and I have to get very close to you to see your face clearly. Well, big brother, do you know that your face recently...is a little strange?" He Guang's face was a little strange, but also a little curious, and there was a little bit...aggrieved, he whispered, " Brother, you, do you know your face, is there anything strange about it?"
Of course Yan Junmo wanted to know.
However, he thought that Master Liu had just seen him today, and he didn't say what was so strange about his face, but just pointed him to a way that he might survive in the future.
Yan Junmo frowned and said, "Baby, what did you see? Is... not very good? It's okay, brother can bear it."
At most, it is worse than before, for example, he will not even live to be 30 years old.
Oh, it seems that this is nothing.
He Guang: "Brother, you have peach blossoms on your face, and the red luan moves with stars."
Yan Junmo: "..."
He Guang: "Brother, you have someone you like! You actually have someone you like! How can you have someone you like?"
Obviously, in the previous life, the eldest brother fell in love with him at first sight!
How come in this life, the eldest brother suddenly has someone he likes?
He Guang felt very wronged.
He couldn't help lowering his head, and really wanted to hug the little black cat and suck it to relieve this grievance.
But He Guang quickly cheered up, and immediately said to Yan Junmo very seriously: "But, even if you, Big Brother, have someone you like, you must learn from me. No matter what, you can like him spiritually." , But! Yes! Absolutely, you can’t break your body! Absolutely, must, must, keep your virgin body until you die! Well, I will definitely do it too! Brother, let’s work together!"
After all, he stretched out a palm to give Yan Junmo a high-five to show his brotherhood.
Yan Junmo: "..."
Yan Junmo: "..."
never.
The author has something to say: Keke, so, He Xiaoguang has always thought that he can have someone he likes, but!yes!The love he wants to talk about is of course a pure platonic love... There must be no dirty contact cough cough
Brother: Good boy, I'll teach you.
Heguang: ...
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