Do you have a meow outside!
Chapter 31
As soon as the old village head said the words, the excited people in the village suddenly froze and looked at the old village head suspiciously.
The old village chief was already startled by the black phoenix that had just flashed in mid-air, and murmured: "The old ancestors said, what's the use of the Phoenix land? It's women who thrive in the Phoenix land. It can make women capable, talented and capable. But if a woman is powerful, what use is a man? What's more, a powerful woman refuses to wash clothes, cook and have a son for a man, thinking that giving birth to a daughter is considered powerful. Heh, Since ancient times, it has been the dragon over the phoenix, and men win over women. If the price of stability and prosperity in the village is that the men in the village are not as good as women, then it would be better to destroy the so-called phoenix land that covers the so-called excellent feng shui! Rather, the whole village They are all extremely poor, and women must not be allowed to overwhelm men, women are not willing to honestly bear sons to men, and daughters cannot be better than sons!"
Having said that, the villagers in Anjia Village have long been accustomed to this patriarchal thinking, and they don't think there is anything wrong with this thinking.Even the women in the village, except for a few young girls who showed slight struggles on their faces, the rest of the women numbly listened to the words of the old village chief, very... Agreeing.
Wen Die and the others suddenly looked at the serious little baby, and couldn't help but ask, "This, is this really Phoenix Land? Is it really a good place with good Fengshui?"
But how is it possible?If Feng Shui is really good, how can it be possible to be poor like this?How could it be possible to raise such despicable and vicious villagers?
But thinking about what the old village chief said just now, everyone couldn't help but feel chills in their hearts—could it be that the former villagers of Anjia Village were just to suppress the women in the village, so that women could only live in the village forever? Under the oppression of men, and then abruptly changed the good feng shui here to a feng shui that has no benefits except for men to suppress women?
Don't these people have brains?
He Guangxin said that of course these people have brains, but too much water has entered their brains, and they have already bubbled up and can no longer be used.
However, he only said with a gentle face: "This is indeed the land of the Phoenix, and it is also a land of the natural Phoenix. Anyone who settles in this place, as long as he has not committed any crimes, will become rich and successful. Especially in the land of Phoenix. Born women are tough, smart and decisive when they grow up, and they are more likely to become talents. And women are generally more family-loving than men. With such a female leader, Anjia Village should have developed better and better, and may even be named as a village. It is famous all over the country, but it should be 300 years ago. The men in this village were probably not satisfied with being suppressed by the women in the village. In the world, no one is smarter than anyone else, only who works harder and has a more tenacious temperament than anyone else, so there is not much time to spend on childbearing. Even if you give birth, you will not care too much about whether the child is a boy or a girl. And , the Phoenix land here is more favorable to women than the Phoenix land in other places, but there are also disadvantages.——Women who live here are more likely to have daughters who are virtuous, rather than relatively mediocre son. In this case, 300 years ago..."
There are still countless patriarchal people in Huaguo today, let alone the feudal society 300 years ago?
However, He Guang sighed with a puffy face: "But they should have had a lot of choices at that time. Or move the tomb away and stay away from Fenghuang Land, so that those people's idea of wanting women in the women's village not to be affected by Fenghuang Town can come true. It’s not impossible to have a son if they want to. But they chose the most outrageous method—to suppress Phoenix Land, and they still used the soul of the baby girl who was killed every year in the village to suppress... In this way, these The soul of the baby girl will not return to the underworld, and there is no name, so there will be no ghosts from the underworld to arrest the soul, knowing what they have done in this village, and secondly, the formation of the Phoenix Land will allow them to have more daughters. The reason why the two daughters who were born first could not be killed should be so that the family can have two more servants who are like servants, and when they grow up, they can be sold with dowry for money, and it is also for the balance between men and women, so that the village The men will not be unable to marry a wife because the village becomes poor. In addition, the houses in their village are built according to specific formations, and finally formed the Peacock Land. Originally, the Peacock Land could bless them , so that the village can be regarded as a well-off family, although it will not be rich and powerful. But peacocks have spirits, how can they bless these disgusting people? What's more, the phoenix is the king of all birds. Although the spirit of the phoenix is suppressed, it will also make peacocks fear, so this village will become poorer and more difficult, but it has never been disturbed by cause and effect."
After He Guang finished speaking, Wen Die and others felt that the whole village became more and more disgusting, but the people in Anjia Village looked at He Guang as if they were monsters.
"How do you know? How do you know about these things that have been passed down from mouth to mouth in Anjia Village?" The oldest old man in the village couldn't help but staggered forward, wanting to question him with peace of mind.
But the bodyguards around Heguang were not hired for nothing, and they were not afraid of getting into trouble, so they turned around and lifted the old man's clothes and "lightly" threw them aside, snorted coldly, and began to put their hands on his waist.
The villagers in the village immediately took several steps back.
But they still couldn't believe how a little doll who was only five or six years old would know the secrets of their village.Did patriotism say it?How can it be?The patriotic mother herself has three debts, how could she tell bad news about them?
He Guang only pointed in one direction, and said, "It's what Little Phoenix said."
Little Phoenix is naturally the Phoenix Spirit of Phoenix Land.
Little Fenghuang couldn't help but yelled "Qang Qiang" a few more times, although he didn't show his body, everyone could hear Feng Ming's sadness and anger clearly.
Especially the people in Anjia Village felt that their backs were getting cold and their knees were weak, and they all knelt down in the direction He Guang pointed at subconsciously.
He Guang could see clearly that after seeing those people kneeling down, Little Phoenix flew towards them, flapping its wings continuously, but did not land.
The phoenix does not live in the non-phoenix tree.
Heguang stretched out his arms.
Only then did the little phoenix land on his arm, and then moved closer to Heguang, holding his head, and rubbed Heguang's head.
It has been bullied for so long, and those girls have been tortured for so long, thanks to the help of this little doll with the body of the sun, it finally doesn't have to be tortured by its own guilt.
It likes this little doll very much.
But no matter how much you like it, it will go.
"Clang, clang—"
A golden feather fell from He Guang's hand, but the little phoenix flew up from his arm. After circling He Guang a few times, it flew to the top of the people in Anjia Village. The sound changed suddenly and turned into the hoarse and mournful cry of a crow "Yah-ah-ah."
He Guang put away the golden feather expressionlessly, looked at the... little phoenix that had completely turned black, and didn't know what to say.
The phoenix has a spirit, so of course it wants revenge.Even if there are already records of those people committing crimes in the underworld, those people will definitely not have good results.But what is recorded in the underworld is the revenge of those people who killed female infants, the revenge of the little phoenix being suppressed for 300 years, how could it not avenge it?Even if maybe in the future, it can no longer be a phoenix, the phoenix land that can bring auspiciousness will become a place where everyone is unlucky and full of crows.From then on, little Phoenix will chase after the people in Anjia Village and those who have been reincarnated in Anjia Village, so that they can truly achieve the unsatisfactory things in life.
As for the peacock spirit... The peacock spirit has been completely suppressed by the phoenix spirit and has completely fallen asleep, and will no longer help the people of Anjia Village, except for poverty, there are no other disasters.
The entire Anjia Village and those who used to be in Anjia Village are finally about to receive the revenge they deserve.
He Guang stared at the "Phoenix Spirit" that had completely turned black, sighed softly, and finally led a group of people to dig out the grave bags of the baby girls in the cemetery, and then removed the needles from their bones. It was pulled out and reburied.
After all, among the people they brought in, there were one or two who were unwilling to do this kind of "wicked" thing, and He Guang didn't force it, and only let those who were willing to help to help.
And these people later discovered that they had been going smoothly for a long time, and some people even avoided a lot of disasters because of this.There are even people who happened to meet the master, and were told by the master that he had merits and virtues entangled in him. After careful reflection, he realized that what he did that day helped him.
After knowing about the one or two who didn't help today, all kinds of jealousy and envy needless to say.
He Guang and the others pulled out all the needles from the baby girls, and put the babies back in the grave to bury them. This work took three full days.
Three days later, it happened to be an auspicious day for moving the grave. Wen Die knelt on the ground and took away her three daughters who had died in vain.
The people in Anjia Village haven't had a good time for three whole days.
Almost all the time, they hear the crow's "Yah Yah" in their ears, sleep, sleep well, eat, eat well, they want to vent their anger on their wives and daughters like before, but once they If you do this, it will be even more painful, and you will even bump into each other without paying attention. The old man and the village head in the village have already broken their legs and are lying on the bed.
The people in the village wanted to question what Heguang had done, but when they thought of He Guangming's appearance that he should know nothing but knew everything that day, and the gusts of wind and the cries of phoenixes and crows, the villagers They all flinched, not daring to question He Guang at all.
Instead, He Guang took the initiative to go to the old village head, saying that what he had said was true, and left a check for the people in the village to build roads and houses.
And not long after He Guang went down the mountain, he stretched out his hand to calculate, and sure enough, he figured out that everyone in the village wanted to share the money, those who wanted to leave left, and those who wanted to stay stayed.As for road construction?Hehe, where is the money you get for road construction useful?Moreover, the village is very gloomy now, maybe after they take the money and go down the mountain, they will be able to live well?
In the coming days of those people, He Guang knew without counting this time that they would have all kinds of bad luck, suffering from various diseases, emotions, and money, but they would not die early.They will encounter all kinds of misfortune, and will suffer more and more until the day they repent, and then they will die, and then go to the hell to continue to pay for their sins.
And the pain of those people, He Guang can't control it.
He was looking at his hands happily.
The golden light is shining, so many, many, many merits and virtues are golden!
He has made a fortune!
In his previous life, he had done a lot of good deeds and gained a lot of merit, but the old witch would transfer all his merits away, so there was very little left for He Guang in the end.He has never held so many golden lights of merit!
With so many merits and virtues in the Golden Light Bodyguard, He Guang suddenly felt that his body, his blood, his...boy urine would be stronger than before!
Even the big and small five emperors' coins in his hand are now inferior to his boy's urine!
Yan Juncan and Yan Junqian who came to pick up the little brother stared blankly at He Guang, and asked after a long while: "Then when you have a day, no boy will pee?"
"What if you marry a daughter-in-law in the future?"
The first sentence was asked by the reserved Yan Junqian, and the latter was asked by the carefree Yan Juncan.
Xiao Meng was sitting in the passenger seat, clutching his stomach and laughing hard.
He Guang looked at the siblings strangely, and said, "I can always remain a child! It's not too difficult."
Yan Junqian froze for a moment, then suddenly grabbed He Guang's hand and asked, "Then the baby won't marry a wife in the future, won't he get married?"
He Guang said as a matter of course: "The five disadvantages and three defects of warlocks cannot be avoided. Since I have entered this way, of course I will inevitably be disturbed by the five disadvantages and three defects. But, instead of me wanting everything, and then let the way of heaven take it from me forcefully." It’s better for me to give up a few of them. Although it’s a pity, it’s not so distressing, right? I’m old and have no children, I’ve never had a wife, I’ve no right to my life, and… I’m abandoned by my biological parents. These are the ones I choose. Now that I have these few choices, I think other aspects will be much smoother. This is enough."
Life is not perfect, what's more, He Guang said that he doesn't like women!He doesn't marry a wife!
Although, the person he fell in love with before is still very young, and he did not fall in love with him at first sight, and he himself... now does not have the conditions to share the bed with him. Death penalty, He Guang silently covered his face, then nodded solemnly again.
"Yes, I don't want to marry a daughter-in-law. I want to be a boy chicken for the rest of my life, and I want to have a magical weapon like boy urine for the rest of my life!"
Yan Juncan & Yan Junqian: "..."
Xiaomeng & the driver brother: "..."
This seems to be a very remarkable thing!
But think about what Master He Guanghe said just now, the boy urine with the golden light of merit and the yang energy is really very, very powerful. If he can directly kill ten ghosts, isn't that amazing?
For such a powerful "magic weapon", it seems that Master He Guanghe decided to remain a child for the rest of his life, isn't it so incomprehensible?
Yan Juncan was dizzy when he heard that, although Yan Junqian was young, she had read a lot of books and understood everything. Together with Xiao Meng, she looked at He Guang with complicated expressions, and suddenly felt that this little doll seemed to be shining with golden light!
For the great cause of the heavenly master, a diligent and excellent master who will be a virgin all his life!
Then they heard the good master suddenly say: "That's right, it's actually not easy to maintain a virgin body. When I grow up, it's easy not to be close to women, but, but those sheep whips, bullwhips, venison, etc. can't do it." Eat, and you have to be alert even when you are sleeping, so as not to accidentally dream about each other in your sleep. Nocturnal, when the first ejaculation ejaculates, the energy and yang will be dispersed, and my boyish body will be lost!"
The ignorant Yan Juncan: "..."
Yan Junqian & Xiao Meng & the driver who understood everything completely: "!!!"
He Guang already clenched his small fists, and said firmly: "But it's okay, it's up to people, I'm all-in-one, and at most I can find a companion to live with me, so that there won't be a day when Yuanyang will be vented, right?"
Everyone: "..." Hehe.
Yan Juncan was still ignorant and didn't know anything. Yan Junqian and Xiao Meng, who understood, thought silently, how could it be possible?You know, the science and special education books really told them that this matter is an inevitable thing on the way for men to grow up. No matter how dedicated He Guang is, it is impossible not to have that day!
And, you're going to have a partner, how can you keep things the same?
In fact, what they think is too simple.
They sent He Guang to the outside of Yan Junmo's villa together, and watched He Guang happily run into the arms of Yan Junmo who was sitting in a wheelchair. Seeing the rare smile on the corner of Yan Junmo's lips, it was too late to feel the deep brotherhood between the two, Just listen to He Guanghe Grandmaster's sudden serious opening.
"By the way, big brother, are you about to reach puberty? Puberty is easy to be impulsive. Big brother, you have a special body and destiny. In order not to let the evil spirits around you get too much, it's best to be like me and stay a child in the future. Live until the day you die, okay?"
Yan Junmo: "..." Although he really didn't want to harm others, but, but, are these words what He Guang, a younger brother, should say?
Heguang continued to say: "Oh, and oh, the boy body I'm talking about not only cannot sleep with women after adulthood, but also specifically refers to the elder brother who must cultivate his body and mind, be quiet and inactive. You have to persevere, never let Yuanyang out! You can't do it in dreams, and you can't do it manually!"
Yan Junmo: "..."
Yan Junmo: "..."
"Heh." Yan Junmo suddenly chuckled, and immediately put He Guang on his knees, making He Guang face the ground and his back to him, "slap", and started hitting He Guang's buttocks.
Little villain, it’s fine to send him durians, but you still have to take care of him... That kind of thing is really unbearable. The next little villain must be taught a lesson!
Teach me a lesson!
The author has something to say: Keke, for a boy who is a god, of course it needs to be more difficult to show the importance of the "magic weapon" boy's urine, right?
The old village chief was already startled by the black phoenix that had just flashed in mid-air, and murmured: "The old ancestors said, what's the use of the Phoenix land? It's women who thrive in the Phoenix land. It can make women capable, talented and capable. But if a woman is powerful, what use is a man? What's more, a powerful woman refuses to wash clothes, cook and have a son for a man, thinking that giving birth to a daughter is considered powerful. Heh, Since ancient times, it has been the dragon over the phoenix, and men win over women. If the price of stability and prosperity in the village is that the men in the village are not as good as women, then it would be better to destroy the so-called phoenix land that covers the so-called excellent feng shui! Rather, the whole village They are all extremely poor, and women must not be allowed to overwhelm men, women are not willing to honestly bear sons to men, and daughters cannot be better than sons!"
Having said that, the villagers in Anjia Village have long been accustomed to this patriarchal thinking, and they don't think there is anything wrong with this thinking.Even the women in the village, except for a few young girls who showed slight struggles on their faces, the rest of the women numbly listened to the words of the old village chief, very... Agreeing.
Wen Die and the others suddenly looked at the serious little baby, and couldn't help but ask, "This, is this really Phoenix Land? Is it really a good place with good Fengshui?"
But how is it possible?If Feng Shui is really good, how can it be possible to be poor like this?How could it be possible to raise such despicable and vicious villagers?
But thinking about what the old village chief said just now, everyone couldn't help but feel chills in their hearts—could it be that the former villagers of Anjia Village were just to suppress the women in the village, so that women could only live in the village forever? Under the oppression of men, and then abruptly changed the good feng shui here to a feng shui that has no benefits except for men to suppress women?
Don't these people have brains?
He Guangxin said that of course these people have brains, but too much water has entered their brains, and they have already bubbled up and can no longer be used.
However, he only said with a gentle face: "This is indeed the land of the Phoenix, and it is also a land of the natural Phoenix. Anyone who settles in this place, as long as he has not committed any crimes, will become rich and successful. Especially in the land of Phoenix. Born women are tough, smart and decisive when they grow up, and they are more likely to become talents. And women are generally more family-loving than men. With such a female leader, Anjia Village should have developed better and better, and may even be named as a village. It is famous all over the country, but it should be 300 years ago. The men in this village were probably not satisfied with being suppressed by the women in the village. In the world, no one is smarter than anyone else, only who works harder and has a more tenacious temperament than anyone else, so there is not much time to spend on childbearing. Even if you give birth, you will not care too much about whether the child is a boy or a girl. And , the Phoenix land here is more favorable to women than the Phoenix land in other places, but there are also disadvantages.——Women who live here are more likely to have daughters who are virtuous, rather than relatively mediocre son. In this case, 300 years ago..."
There are still countless patriarchal people in Huaguo today, let alone the feudal society 300 years ago?
However, He Guang sighed with a puffy face: "But they should have had a lot of choices at that time. Or move the tomb away and stay away from Fenghuang Land, so that those people's idea of wanting women in the women's village not to be affected by Fenghuang Town can come true. It’s not impossible to have a son if they want to. But they chose the most outrageous method—to suppress Phoenix Land, and they still used the soul of the baby girl who was killed every year in the village to suppress... In this way, these The soul of the baby girl will not return to the underworld, and there is no name, so there will be no ghosts from the underworld to arrest the soul, knowing what they have done in this village, and secondly, the formation of the Phoenix Land will allow them to have more daughters. The reason why the two daughters who were born first could not be killed should be so that the family can have two more servants who are like servants, and when they grow up, they can be sold with dowry for money, and it is also for the balance between men and women, so that the village The men will not be unable to marry a wife because the village becomes poor. In addition, the houses in their village are built according to specific formations, and finally formed the Peacock Land. Originally, the Peacock Land could bless them , so that the village can be regarded as a well-off family, although it will not be rich and powerful. But peacocks have spirits, how can they bless these disgusting people? What's more, the phoenix is the king of all birds. Although the spirit of the phoenix is suppressed, it will also make peacocks fear, so this village will become poorer and more difficult, but it has never been disturbed by cause and effect."
After He Guang finished speaking, Wen Die and others felt that the whole village became more and more disgusting, but the people in Anjia Village looked at He Guang as if they were monsters.
"How do you know? How do you know about these things that have been passed down from mouth to mouth in Anjia Village?" The oldest old man in the village couldn't help but staggered forward, wanting to question him with peace of mind.
But the bodyguards around Heguang were not hired for nothing, and they were not afraid of getting into trouble, so they turned around and lifted the old man's clothes and "lightly" threw them aside, snorted coldly, and began to put their hands on his waist.
The villagers in the village immediately took several steps back.
But they still couldn't believe how a little doll who was only five or six years old would know the secrets of their village.Did patriotism say it?How can it be?The patriotic mother herself has three debts, how could she tell bad news about them?
He Guang only pointed in one direction, and said, "It's what Little Phoenix said."
Little Phoenix is naturally the Phoenix Spirit of Phoenix Land.
Little Fenghuang couldn't help but yelled "Qang Qiang" a few more times, although he didn't show his body, everyone could hear Feng Ming's sadness and anger clearly.
Especially the people in Anjia Village felt that their backs were getting cold and their knees were weak, and they all knelt down in the direction He Guang pointed at subconsciously.
He Guang could see clearly that after seeing those people kneeling down, Little Phoenix flew towards them, flapping its wings continuously, but did not land.
The phoenix does not live in the non-phoenix tree.
Heguang stretched out his arms.
Only then did the little phoenix land on his arm, and then moved closer to Heguang, holding his head, and rubbed Heguang's head.
It has been bullied for so long, and those girls have been tortured for so long, thanks to the help of this little doll with the body of the sun, it finally doesn't have to be tortured by its own guilt.
It likes this little doll very much.
But no matter how much you like it, it will go.
"Clang, clang—"
A golden feather fell from He Guang's hand, but the little phoenix flew up from his arm. After circling He Guang a few times, it flew to the top of the people in Anjia Village. The sound changed suddenly and turned into the hoarse and mournful cry of a crow "Yah-ah-ah."
He Guang put away the golden feather expressionlessly, looked at the... little phoenix that had completely turned black, and didn't know what to say.
The phoenix has a spirit, so of course it wants revenge.Even if there are already records of those people committing crimes in the underworld, those people will definitely not have good results.But what is recorded in the underworld is the revenge of those people who killed female infants, the revenge of the little phoenix being suppressed for 300 years, how could it not avenge it?Even if maybe in the future, it can no longer be a phoenix, the phoenix land that can bring auspiciousness will become a place where everyone is unlucky and full of crows.From then on, little Phoenix will chase after the people in Anjia Village and those who have been reincarnated in Anjia Village, so that they can truly achieve the unsatisfactory things in life.
As for the peacock spirit... The peacock spirit has been completely suppressed by the phoenix spirit and has completely fallen asleep, and will no longer help the people of Anjia Village, except for poverty, there are no other disasters.
The entire Anjia Village and those who used to be in Anjia Village are finally about to receive the revenge they deserve.
He Guang stared at the "Phoenix Spirit" that had completely turned black, sighed softly, and finally led a group of people to dig out the grave bags of the baby girls in the cemetery, and then removed the needles from their bones. It was pulled out and reburied.
After all, among the people they brought in, there were one or two who were unwilling to do this kind of "wicked" thing, and He Guang didn't force it, and only let those who were willing to help to help.
And these people later discovered that they had been going smoothly for a long time, and some people even avoided a lot of disasters because of this.There are even people who happened to meet the master, and were told by the master that he had merits and virtues entangled in him. After careful reflection, he realized that what he did that day helped him.
After knowing about the one or two who didn't help today, all kinds of jealousy and envy needless to say.
He Guang and the others pulled out all the needles from the baby girls, and put the babies back in the grave to bury them. This work took three full days.
Three days later, it happened to be an auspicious day for moving the grave. Wen Die knelt on the ground and took away her three daughters who had died in vain.
The people in Anjia Village haven't had a good time for three whole days.
Almost all the time, they hear the crow's "Yah Yah" in their ears, sleep, sleep well, eat, eat well, they want to vent their anger on their wives and daughters like before, but once they If you do this, it will be even more painful, and you will even bump into each other without paying attention. The old man and the village head in the village have already broken their legs and are lying on the bed.
The people in the village wanted to question what Heguang had done, but when they thought of He Guangming's appearance that he should know nothing but knew everything that day, and the gusts of wind and the cries of phoenixes and crows, the villagers They all flinched, not daring to question He Guang at all.
Instead, He Guang took the initiative to go to the old village head, saying that what he had said was true, and left a check for the people in the village to build roads and houses.
And not long after He Guang went down the mountain, he stretched out his hand to calculate, and sure enough, he figured out that everyone in the village wanted to share the money, those who wanted to leave left, and those who wanted to stay stayed.As for road construction?Hehe, where is the money you get for road construction useful?Moreover, the village is very gloomy now, maybe after they take the money and go down the mountain, they will be able to live well?
In the coming days of those people, He Guang knew without counting this time that they would have all kinds of bad luck, suffering from various diseases, emotions, and money, but they would not die early.They will encounter all kinds of misfortune, and will suffer more and more until the day they repent, and then they will die, and then go to the hell to continue to pay for their sins.
And the pain of those people, He Guang can't control it.
He was looking at his hands happily.
The golden light is shining, so many, many, many merits and virtues are golden!
He has made a fortune!
In his previous life, he had done a lot of good deeds and gained a lot of merit, but the old witch would transfer all his merits away, so there was very little left for He Guang in the end.He has never held so many golden lights of merit!
With so many merits and virtues in the Golden Light Bodyguard, He Guang suddenly felt that his body, his blood, his...boy urine would be stronger than before!
Even the big and small five emperors' coins in his hand are now inferior to his boy's urine!
Yan Juncan and Yan Junqian who came to pick up the little brother stared blankly at He Guang, and asked after a long while: "Then when you have a day, no boy will pee?"
"What if you marry a daughter-in-law in the future?"
The first sentence was asked by the reserved Yan Junqian, and the latter was asked by the carefree Yan Juncan.
Xiao Meng was sitting in the passenger seat, clutching his stomach and laughing hard.
He Guang looked at the siblings strangely, and said, "I can always remain a child! It's not too difficult."
Yan Junqian froze for a moment, then suddenly grabbed He Guang's hand and asked, "Then the baby won't marry a wife in the future, won't he get married?"
He Guang said as a matter of course: "The five disadvantages and three defects of warlocks cannot be avoided. Since I have entered this way, of course I will inevitably be disturbed by the five disadvantages and three defects. But, instead of me wanting everything, and then let the way of heaven take it from me forcefully." It’s better for me to give up a few of them. Although it’s a pity, it’s not so distressing, right? I’m old and have no children, I’ve never had a wife, I’ve no right to my life, and… I’m abandoned by my biological parents. These are the ones I choose. Now that I have these few choices, I think other aspects will be much smoother. This is enough."
Life is not perfect, what's more, He Guang said that he doesn't like women!He doesn't marry a wife!
Although, the person he fell in love with before is still very young, and he did not fall in love with him at first sight, and he himself... now does not have the conditions to share the bed with him. Death penalty, He Guang silently covered his face, then nodded solemnly again.
"Yes, I don't want to marry a daughter-in-law. I want to be a boy chicken for the rest of my life, and I want to have a magical weapon like boy urine for the rest of my life!"
Yan Juncan & Yan Junqian: "..."
Xiaomeng & the driver brother: "..."
This seems to be a very remarkable thing!
But think about what Master He Guanghe said just now, the boy urine with the golden light of merit and the yang energy is really very, very powerful. If he can directly kill ten ghosts, isn't that amazing?
For such a powerful "magic weapon", it seems that Master He Guanghe decided to remain a child for the rest of his life, isn't it so incomprehensible?
Yan Juncan was dizzy when he heard that, although Yan Junqian was young, she had read a lot of books and understood everything. Together with Xiao Meng, she looked at He Guang with complicated expressions, and suddenly felt that this little doll seemed to be shining with golden light!
For the great cause of the heavenly master, a diligent and excellent master who will be a virgin all his life!
Then they heard the good master suddenly say: "That's right, it's actually not easy to maintain a virgin body. When I grow up, it's easy not to be close to women, but, but those sheep whips, bullwhips, venison, etc. can't do it." Eat, and you have to be alert even when you are sleeping, so as not to accidentally dream about each other in your sleep. Nocturnal, when the first ejaculation ejaculates, the energy and yang will be dispersed, and my boyish body will be lost!"
The ignorant Yan Juncan: "..."
Yan Junqian & Xiao Meng & the driver who understood everything completely: "!!!"
He Guang already clenched his small fists, and said firmly: "But it's okay, it's up to people, I'm all-in-one, and at most I can find a companion to live with me, so that there won't be a day when Yuanyang will be vented, right?"
Everyone: "..." Hehe.
Yan Juncan was still ignorant and didn't know anything. Yan Junqian and Xiao Meng, who understood, thought silently, how could it be possible?You know, the science and special education books really told them that this matter is an inevitable thing on the way for men to grow up. No matter how dedicated He Guang is, it is impossible not to have that day!
And, you're going to have a partner, how can you keep things the same?
In fact, what they think is too simple.
They sent He Guang to the outside of Yan Junmo's villa together, and watched He Guang happily run into the arms of Yan Junmo who was sitting in a wheelchair. Seeing the rare smile on the corner of Yan Junmo's lips, it was too late to feel the deep brotherhood between the two, Just listen to He Guanghe Grandmaster's sudden serious opening.
"By the way, big brother, are you about to reach puberty? Puberty is easy to be impulsive. Big brother, you have a special body and destiny. In order not to let the evil spirits around you get too much, it's best to be like me and stay a child in the future. Live until the day you die, okay?"
Yan Junmo: "..." Although he really didn't want to harm others, but, but, are these words what He Guang, a younger brother, should say?
Heguang continued to say: "Oh, and oh, the boy body I'm talking about not only cannot sleep with women after adulthood, but also specifically refers to the elder brother who must cultivate his body and mind, be quiet and inactive. You have to persevere, never let Yuanyang out! You can't do it in dreams, and you can't do it manually!"
Yan Junmo: "..."
Yan Junmo: "..."
"Heh." Yan Junmo suddenly chuckled, and immediately put He Guang on his knees, making He Guang face the ground and his back to him, "slap", and started hitting He Guang's buttocks.
Little villain, it’s fine to send him durians, but you still have to take care of him... That kind of thing is really unbearable. The next little villain must be taught a lesson!
Teach me a lesson!
The author has something to say: Keke, for a boy who is a god, of course it needs to be more difficult to show the importance of the "magic weapon" boy's urine, right?
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