Do you have a meow outside!

He Guang was still lying on the altar, laughing silly, occasionally muttering a few words, all of which were all resentment towards Yan Junmo for not being able to persevere to the end like him and be a pure chicken to the end!

Yan Junmo: "..."

If it's just that, Yan Junmo thought silently, he is actually a very good, kind, and good brother.Since Heguang likes to complain behind his back like this, as the eldest brother and partner, he certainly can't tolerate it.

but!yes!What he couldn't bear was that little bastard Heguang, who not only complained that he hadn't been able to persevere in being a young chicken in his life, but even wrote in the sacrificial oration to heaven and earth that he hoped that he would be a young chicken in the next two lives!

Yan Junmo: "!!!"

Out of anger!

He stood aside silently for a while, stood for a while, finally couldn't hold back, stepped forward angrily, and grabbed Heguang's hand.

He Guang: "...What's the matter? Brother?" He had to react for a while before asking his question.And in order to behave naturally, he even turned over the sacrificial text conveniently, so as not to let his elder brother see the draft of the sacrificial text he wrote.

Yan Junmo had heard He Guang's muttering, and now he saw He Guang's movements, how could He Guang turn things over so easily?Immediately snatched the draft of the sacrificial oration written by He Guang.

Then get angrier and angrier.

It turns out that He Guang not only wrote his "good wish" that he hoped that his eldest brother Yan Junmo would stick to it in the next life and the next life, and keep Yuanyang's body in the two lives, but also wrote that if this "good wish" is for his elder brother If it is too difficult to achieve, of course you can settle for the next best thing, for example, let the elder brother in the next life and the next life be... born impotent or a eunuch... He Guang also clearly stated in the sacrificial text that even so, he is very happy Da is willing to continue the relationship with his big brother again.It's just that such a big brother, although he uses "external force" to maintain his Yuanyang body, he can still maintain it. After death, he must have merits and virtues, and a hundred ghosts will not invade him.

Yan Junmo: "..."

Yan Junmo: "..."

Who cares about this method of adding merit to the body?Who wants to sacrifice at least the top three benefits of life, just to keep a hundred ghosts from invading?Can't he think of another way?Moreover, after throwing you down, you little bastard, do you still want to watch him being disturbed by ghosts?

Sure enough, he is a little bastard with a bad brain!

It was rare for Yan Junmo to become very angry. The idea of ​​beating and bare his ass that was just in his mind, suddenly became a reality.

He was so angry that he immediately hugged Heguang by the waist, hit him horizontally on the altar, and slapped Heguang's ass which was struggling to turn over several times!

"This kind of matter should be resolved by the two of us in private. How can we write it in the sacrificial text and tell the world? Baby, you really are getting more and more misbehaved..."

Then there are a few "slaps"!

He Guang: "..."

I really want to fight hard, but I don't have enough strength, and I can't beat this big brother!I just don't want to get married!

"If you hit me again, if you hit me again, I won't..." Not getting married anymore!The last few words circled in Heguang's stomach for a few times, but he was not willing to say them, and he said angrily, "If you hit me again, I will bite you! I will ask you for a lot of betrothal gifts! I will give you a penny less I'm not even happy!"

Yan Junmo was even angrier.But the movement of his hands was already very light. He was about to say something when he suddenly heard a joyous... scream!

"Ahh! Brother Yan and Xiaoguang, are you guys playing some strange play in broad daylight? Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! The books, comics, and discs are all outdated, so, so you have already developed to this point in advance hahaha..."

It turned out that not far away, Xu Rusong was jumping excitedly with a box in his arms.While dancing, he was still yelling something, as if he was very happy to see the scene where Wako was spanked (ass).

The face of the butler grandpa standing beside him suddenly turned dark, and he grabbed Xu Rusong's back collar, smiled lovingly at Yan Junmo and He Guang, and said, "Eldest young master, young master He Guang, please continue. This kid is not sensible, I Now go teach him what politeness is, and make sure he will remember the mistakes he made today, and correct them when he realizes his mistakes in the future, and never disturb the 'good deeds' of Eldest Young Master and Young Master Heguang on such occasions."

Then the grandpa housekeeper smiled lovingly, grabbed Xu Rusong who was still struggling and screaming, and walked away.

——The butler grandpa was the security chief of the Yan family when he was young, and his force value was super high.Even when he was old, the housekeeper's grandfather never relaxed about martial arts.To educate Xu Rusong in the mere area is simply a piece of cake.Xu Rusong regretted it to death!He saw the strange play between Yan Junmo and He Guang, did he just feel happy in his heart?Why are you shouting?As soon as he shouted out, he would be taught a lesson by his own grandfather!It's just sad!

So the world finally quieted down.

Heguang couldn't help but sniffed sadly, feeling very wronged.

Yan Junmo finally returned to his senses. Looking at his sweetheart on the altar, he felt that it seemed inappropriate to put his sweetheart on the altar, so he hugged his sweetheart down forcefully.

But Heguang is not happy.Leng is to continue to struggle.

Yan Junmo had no choice but to hug He Guang, and finally sat on the grass so that He Guang could find a good place in his arms. The two of you hugged me, and I hugged you, and collapsed comfortably on the grass .

He and □□ waited for a while, but did not wait for Yan Junmo's apology, and felt even more annoyed, thinking that his childhood sweetheart was not good at all!Nothing is worse than Big Brother!When the two are happy, the eldest brother will say that they are lovers, they are lovers, and they should communicate well; Brother, you should teach yourself a lesson!

This is simply unreasonable trouble!

It's just bullying!

The more he thought about it, the more angry he became, and his breathing began to increase.

Yan Junmo originally didn't want to talk.He felt that He Guang was wrong, and he was also wrong. Since both of them were wrong, then let this matter pass in such a muddle.As long as he remembers the lesson after making peace, and stops talking about the private and secret things between the two of them in the future, and can no longer beg the world to let him be a eunuch in the next life, he will not make peace.

You know, he feels uncomfortable when he makes peace.

Of course, brother Yan Jun and Mo Yan silently ignored the little excitement in his heart besides the discomfort.

He Guang became even angrier, picked up Yan Junmo's arm, and bit it hard!

Let you spank my ass!Let you spank my ass on the altar!Let you spank my ass on the altar in front of others!

deserved to be bitten!Still bitten hard!

Yan Junmo was helpless.However, He Guang was petted by him, and now that He Guang wants to resist and bite him, Yan Junmo has no choice but to admit it.He let He Guang bite him for a long time, and after he let go angrily, he sighed: "What did you write on the draft of the sacrificial rite just now? You can't forget everything in just such a short while?"

He Guang's eyeballs suddenly rolled up, obviously guilty.

Yan Junmo was still saying: "Baby, big brother really likes you, likes your soul, likes your body, likes your good habits and small problems, likes just kissing you, likes to hold you without doing anything, and also I like it and look forward to it... one day in the future, the day when you and I can truly be happy." Yan Junmo suddenly felt his body in his arms stiffen, he pretended not to notice, and continued, "Of course, if you really If you don’t like it, big brother won’t force it. It’s just that big brother doesn’t force you to break your Yuanyang, but you can’t let big brother be a eunuch in the next life and the afterlife just to make big brother not force you in the future. No? Baby, you can't be selfish."

Only then did Heguang's head droop.

Yan Junmo's heart ached immediately.Although he felt that what he said was not wrong, when he saw Heguang's pitiful appearance, he naturally began to feel distressed in his heart. He just wanted to comfort him, and even if the consolation didn't work, he would send another When he sent his arm to Heguang to bite, he heard the young Heguang speak in a low voice.

"Actually, that's a draft. A draft that you don't want after you write it." When praying to heaven and earth, he, he wouldn't ask for this!He also knows the severity!

Yan Junmo was startled when he heard the words, and then buried his head in He Guang's shoulder, and laughed softly.

He Guang was still a little uncomfortable, thought for a while, and whispered again: "That kind of thing, really, so good?"

So good that a rational and calm man like Big Brother has mentioned it to him several times, and now he is still doing everything possible to stop him from talking nonsense?

Yan Junmo's voice was slightly hoarse: "Baby, do you really, want to know?"

He Guang suddenly fell silent.

Do you want to know?Of course I want to.But if the eldest brother wants to "teach" him personally, then, what should I do?

He Guang couldn't help but think with blushing cheeks.

But the heart beat like a drum, and the whole person was excited.There seems to be something wrong with this?

So he really needs to hurry up and wear a jade talisman of innocence and asceticism?Where did the concentration of his previous life go?

In this room, He Guang and Yan Junmo started hugging each other on the grass and became dazed. In the other room, the Celestial Masters Association had already received the news from the Security Bureau.

In the past, they didn't care at all about what Heguang did, whether it would reduce the golden light of Heguang's own merits; In the name of the Teachers Association, he stared at and tried to take advantage of the opportunity to calculate Heguang, and he didn't care about it. He could even call it a "test" for Heguang, a wild and wild young celestial master... But after going through last night The big families in the world of celestial masters suffered heavy losses, and the young geniuses either directly entered the reincarnation, or the foundation of the celestial masters was destroyed, and they could not do this job even after their bodies recovered. In the midst of troubles, and they also learned about Huaguo's possession of Qianlong from the mouths of the few people they caught who calculated the geniuses of the aristocratic family, the Celestial Masters Association is of course very excited now, and they don't want to lose this boy Heguang at all. Celestial Master!

You know, the next celestial master exchange meeting, to put it bluntly, is still an exchange meeting for young celestial masters.And in order to prevent the development of Huaguo's celestial master world, so that Huaguo can lose a few more young celestial masters, so that when Huaguo's Qianlong ascends in the future, things will go smoothly. At the teacher exchange meeting, he dealt with the young celestial master sent by Huaguo.

The Celestial Master Family and Celestial Master Association in Huaguo had suffered heavy losses this time.Next, he is even more unwilling to lose another genius of his own.Under such circumstances, the young geniuses that the Celestial Masters Association hopes to send out are of course the Heguang youths who have no sense of belonging to the Celestial Masters Association and the Celestial Masters family.

——Besides, they also knew from the people they captured, and those people also knew in their hearts that among the young genius celestial masters in Huaguo, the most powerful ones were not those who were protected by several great celestial master families The genius who coaxed him to grow up, but the Heguang boy who had become famous for a long time at a young age.Therefore, the most powerful magic sticks sent out by those people last night were to deal with He Guang.But the problem is that when dealing with other young geniuses who are weaker, they all successfully complete the task.Even if some were caught afterwards, at least their tasks were successfully completed, and they did not feel ashamed of their organization.But it happened that the most elite team was sent, not only failed to complete the task, but also seriously injured several magic sticks.

From this point of view, Heguang is a really capable person.

"Since he is so capable, let him prepare well for this Heavenly Masters exchange meeting." A gray-haired vice president of the Heavenly Masters Association, Qin Lao's eyes were covered with bloodshot eyes, and his tone was rather unfriendly. .

The seven or eight people present at the meeting glanced at each other, and only one person said: "The call from the Security Bureau said that He Guang is going to enter into a marriage contract with the eldest son of the Yan family who is so unlucky, what are we?" Didn’t you want to stop it? After all, judging from Heguang’s childhood experience, Heguang’s luck has always been very good after he became sane. The golden light around him is also exceptionally different from ordinary people. With these two things in Heguang, this time the heavenly At the teacher exchange meeting, he should be able to shine for Huaguo and survive successfully. In any case, our Huaguo suffered a heavy loss this time. For a young genius like Heguang, it doesn’t matter if he takes risks, but let him die Well, that would be too much of a loss.”

Moreover, this person still didn't say a word, even if they wanted to plot against He Guang and let He Guang have an accident at this celestial master exchange meeting, He Guang might not necessarily have an accident.It would be better for them to show kindness to He Guang now, maybe because of his young age, He Guang would be willing to fight with their Celestial Masters Association, which is not a bad thing.After all, their Celestial Masters Association is the association of all the Celestial Masters in Huaguo, and He Guang is also the Celestial Masters of Huaguo, so it should be a matter for Heguang to come into their association.

They don't have to fight Heguang.

It's a pity that several big aristocratic families are now in a rage.

Even if they are people who have lived for decades, they have seen a lot, and they are quite knowledgeable and cultivated.But now, something happened to the young genius of their own family, and the Heguang boy who was also calculated was alive and well, not only alive, but now he was thinking of sacrificing his own merits, golden light and luck, just to be with a hard luck Very bad men enter into a marriage contract. For those of them who are not broad-minded, although they have never seen He Guang, their impression of He Guang has long since fallen to the bottom line.

Why is it that the highly valued and protected genius of their family died, and you and Guang, a wild wild man surrounded by only you and a lonely family who was a celestial master, did not die?It's not fair!

This kind of reasoning can't be called reasoning at all, but those people who are so angry can't think of it at all.

Among them, Elder Qin is the most.Of the two young geniuses in his family, one died on the spot, and although the other did not die, he was lying on the bed now, and his aptitude as a celestial master was completely destroyed.

His eyes were scarlet and his fists were clenched tightly, obviously trying to suppress his anger.

It took a long time for Old Qin to speak slowly: "You are right, He Guang can't die now."

The person who spoke just now opened his mouth when he heard the words, but finally closed his mouth tightly again. ——He just said, where is He Guang who can't die now?He obviously reiterated the potential of Heguang again, hoping that the Celestial Masters Association can make peace with Heguang.But when he came to Mr. Qin, he intentionally misinterpreted his words.It's just that the Qin family is powerful, even if he could hear the unkindness in Old Qin's tone, he couldn't say anything, he just lowered his head and remained silent.

Elder Qin took a deep breath, and finally said: "Send someone to explain the reasoning to him clearly. If he wants to enter into a marriage contract with a hapless ghost, he will have to wait until he wins the celestial master exchange meeting." After a pause, he said again, "Find some people who can talk."

The high-level thoughts of the Tianshi Association are very good, but when their people arrive at the resort, it is almost noon.

When Yan Zhaoran and Lin Rou heard the news, they were surprised for a while before remembering to tell He Guang and Yan Junmo.

Yan Junmo frowned, just about to say that someone would take them around, at least let them come after the ceremony.

"No." He Guang said directly, "Tell them, they dare to disturb me, don't say that I won't participate in this Tianshi exchange meeting, the gate of the Tianshi Association, I will not step in in the future!"

After finishing speaking, he took Yan Junmo's hand and continued to work on the altar.

Yan Zhaoran and Lin Rou were taken aback for a moment, and then laughed.

The baby in their family has always been a person with a temper.

But those people are still self-righteous, thinking that seeing the baby is young, they can handle it casually.It really is wishful thinking.

When the people from the Celestial Masters Association heard the person in charge of the holiday resort telling them the answer with a smile but firmly, the smiles on their faces almost didn't collapse.It took a while before he started to speak, and of course he still wanted to meet Master He Guanghe, hoping that Master He Guanghe could change his mind.At least before the Tianshi exchange meeting, you must not draw a red line with this hapless young master of the Yan family.

The person in charge of the holiday villa was originally single-handedly promoted by Yan Junmo, and Yan Junmo had always been kind to him, but now seeing these people from the Celestial Masters Association open their mouths like this, it is because they dislike the Young Master of the Yan family, and they feel very dissatisfied. Comfortable, with a smile on his face, but still firmly rejected these people again and again.

The people of the Celestial Masters Association were helpless, and dawdled for a long time. Seeing that it was almost noon, they finally had no choice but to sit in the hall staring blankly, still refusing to leave.

Even if Master He Guanghe really wants to get married with that one, they have to see if this is true before going back to make a deal.

At noon.

He Guang and Yan Junmo each wore a bright red ancient wedding dress.

Yan Junmo stood aside and didn't speak, just smiled softly and looked at He Guang, the great dancing god in front of the altar.

The rest of the Yan family, as well as the housekeeper Grandpa Xu who came to watch the ceremony, stood 50 meters away, watching the situation here from a distance—after all, the ceremony has not yet been completed, and they still need to wait In order to get close to Yan Junmo without being affected by bad luck.

Heguang was wearing a red wedding dress, holding a bouquet of tall incense with thick and long arms of an adult man in his hand, and was "dancing" in front of the altar where the candles had been lit.

Others looked at him as if he was dancing a great god, but in fact Heguang was dancing a ceremony that could attract the attention of heaven and earth according to the formation of five elements and eight trigrams.After the ceremony is completed, only the three Qings of heaven and earth can see the altar in this room, and He Guang can send out his sacrificial oration to heaven and earth, and then exchange merits and virtues to form a marriage with Yan Junmo for three generations.

Originally, the matter of pulling the red line was not so cumbersome, but since He Guang promised to be with Yan Junmo for three lifetimes, of course he had to pay more.

He Guang danced the "God Dance" under the scorching sun for an hour, and the flames on the two burning candles on the altar jumped suddenly, as high as a person, and returned to their original state in an instant.

Yan Zhaoran and the others in the distance felt uneasy, and when they saw the unscientific jumping of the flames, they felt even more uneasy, and looked anxiously with the binoculars.

Yan Junmo's heart skipped a beat.

He Guang finally stopped dancing, heaved a sigh of relief, and glanced at Yan Junmo standing beside him, his clear eyes became brighter.

Yan Junmo then knew that this step was completed.

Sure enough, He Guang put on a serious face, murmured a few words in his mouth, then knelt down facing the altar, holding Gao Xiang in his hand, still holding it up high.

Yan Junmo was startled when he saw this, and then he also stepped forward and knelt side by side with He Guang.

Both of them lowered their heads, so they didn't see that when Yan Junmo and He Guang knelt down together, the flames on the two red candles jumped high again, and then returned to normal.

He Guang knelt for half an hour, recited the sacrificial oration he had written ten times, and then stood up again, holding the incense in his hand high, and inserted it firmly into the incense burner on the altar.

Then He Guang stared at the incense in the incense burner, and he was relieved when he saw that the incense did not go out suddenly.

He turned around and smiled at Yan Junmo, who also had a tense expression on his face, and said, "It should be fine, brother, look, our incense is still alive!" He had just recited the sacrificial rite so many times, Tiandi and Sanqing should know what he asked for what is it.If he disagrees, the moment he inserts the incense into the incense burner, the incense will die without wind.Now that the incense is burning well, it must be tacit approval.

He Guang then took out his last sacrificial oration written with the blood of his fingertips, put a red string on it, and then knelt down under the altar again.

When Yan Junmo saw the words on the sacrificial oration, his pupils shrank immediately.He actually watched Heguang write the draft of the sacrificial oration, and he also watched Heguang write a sacrificial oration on a piece of golden brocade with his own eyes.But he never imagined that it was not the last official sacrificial letter that Heguang was going to burn, but the sacrificial letter that Heguang was holding in his hand that looked like it was written in blood was the real sacrificial letter that Heguang was going to burn.

Yan Junmo squinted his eyes and looked at He Guang.

He Guang was a little guilty, but quickly calmed down, and said solemnly: "...disciple He Guang, and Yan Shi Junmo, vowed to be in love for three generations. Wu and Guang, I hope that in the next three lives, I will still be a celestial master, five disadvantages and three deficiencies, dare not say no, do good deeds and accumulate virtue, dare not slack off, just take this as an oath, ask the heaven and earth to be pure, and grant what I ask! Disciple He Guang , I salute you here!"

Every word is the voice of the heart.

Yan Junmo's heart beat fast, he opened his mouth, wanting to say the same of his promise, but found that after he opened his mouth, he couldn't utter a single word.

Yan Junmo immediately understood He Guang's guilt just now—it was really guilty.Not only because of tampering with the sacrificial oration, but also because the current him can't speak at all.

Yan Junmo thought that he could probably guess the reason why He Guang did this, and even if he were He Guang instead, he would probably do the same now.Because of this, it can be ensured that only one person pays the price for their love for three generations, while the other can "sit back and enjoy the benefits" without paying anything.If Yan Junmo could do it himself, he would not be willing to make He Guang pay any price.Now that Heguang can do it by himself, he obviously thinks so, and doesn't want him to pay any price.

Yan Junmo's eyes suddenly dimmed.

However, He Guang continued to recite the words in the sacrificial text seriously, and after reading it a hundred times, he spontaneously ignited the sacrificial text without fire, offering sacrifices to heaven, earth and the Taoist ancestor of Sanqing.

As expected, the sacrificial scriptures burned quickly in He Guangbai's long and slender fingers, without even a trace of ashes falling.

Yan Zhaoran and others in the distance were stunned.

Although they know that unscientific things can happen because they are close to Heguang.But like now, watching that piece of golden brocade ignite spontaneously without fire, I couldn't help but close my eyes and then open them again to make sure if there was something wrong with my eyes.

And this is not the only "unscientific" thing they saw.

They actually saw the red rope in He Guang's hand, and they flew up automatically, entangled He Guang and Yan Junmo's little finger together!

Xu Rusong couldn't help but grabbed Yan Juncan's wrist beside him, put it near his mouth, and bit it hard!

"Wow——" Yan Juncan immediately cried out in pain, but before he could accuse Xu Rusong angrily, he was stared at by the others, as if he had committed some heinous crime. Don't blame the one who made him bark.

Yan Juncan: "..." I really want to cry, but I still have to smile in silence.

Everyone continued to look at the situation on the other side of the altar with binoculars. On the other side of the altar, the red rope holding Yan Junmo and He Guang's little finger suddenly disappeared.

Lin Rou couldn't help but said, "Did they tear it off by themselves, or... just disappeared?" Of course, everyone couldn't answer, so they stared at Yan Juncan angrily—who made this guy scream so much just now!If Yan Juncan didn't bark just now, everyone wouldn't go to see him, and if everyone didn't go to see him, of course they wouldn't miss the disappearance of the red rope!Therefore, this matter is of course Yan Juncan's fault!

Yan Juncan: "..." He really can't get rid of this pot, can he?

under the altar.

Heguang also widened his eyes.

He obviously didn't expect that the marriage line would be so easy.You know, he was well prepared before, and he even planned to send out some of his blood essence and kowtow dozens or hundreds of heads.As a result... the red line was pulled like this?

He Guang still felt a little unbelievable, and couldn't help but look at his own and Yan Junmo's hands, first at the little finger tied with a red thread, then at Yan Junmo's palm, after looking at it, He Guang suddenly raised his head to look at Yan Junmo's face , the more you look at the surprise on your face, the more you can't hide it.

Yan Junmo felt itchy when he was seen by the person he liked, so he grabbed Heguang's hand in turn, and wanted to ask "what's the matter", only to find that he had been secretly pasted with a talisman by Heguang, so he couldn't speak for the time being.

Yan Junmo: "..." Sure enough, the little bastard is just a little bastard. Even if he is caring occasionally, he can't help calling "be careful" in his heart. Most of the time, this little bastard can still make his heart ache with anger.

The "little guy" who was so angry that his heart ached, at this time, he widened his already big eyes, stared at him in novelty and said, "The tenth benevolent person? Big brother, you are actually the tenth benevolent person?

He Guang felt that it was simply strange.Shouldn't the benevolent people of the tenth world be very kind and very motherly?But his eldest brother was so angry that he beat his ass today.

试问一个经常想要揍自己的爱人屁股的男人，怎么可能是十世善人？

Heguang felt that he should continue to look at his elder brother's face and palm reading, um, in the end, he could still touch, feel the bones, and so on, it's not impossible.

If you touch the bones, you can also look at the phase.

The author has something to say: Little Theater:

Heguang: Palmistry and facial reading, you can choose as you please!

Big brother of the Yan family: It’s a good idea to touch~bone~ah~, come on!

Heguang: ... This is obviously a very serious job!If you don't believe me, ask Du Niang!Brother who thinks crookedly, your belly must be black!