[A Chinese Ghost Story] Grandma is hard to be

"I don't want you to be the demon eighteen, only you, I only want you."

Such a provocative confession was uttered from such a flirtatious old monster, and it moved many little monsters who were listening in the corner.Woo woo woo~ Their king, when he is talking about love, he is really handsome!Handsome and invincible in the six realms!

During this period of time in the monster world, Xiaohe also discovered that monsters are actually very open-minded - they want to eat when they are hungry, they laugh when they are happy, they are moved and wronged, and when they deflate their mouths, they open their mouths and say "Wow!" Woohoo" crying.

Of course, all of the above have to get rid of those old monsters who have been in the world of mortals for too long.

After listening to the sensational confession, Xiaohe suddenly felt a strong uneasiness.Happiness seems to come too easily, like the moon in the water in the mirror, it will be broken if you are not careful.

The old demon blinked and smiled, and the rascal added domineeringly: "Anyway, if you don't marry, you have to marry. You are not allowed to go anywhere except by my side."

Xiaohe's anxiety was disturbed by him, and he didn't know where it went.

In an instant, a braised little crane came out of the oven piping hot!All kinds of noises and sweetness in her heart: "This man... bah... why is this old monster so domineering? He is really shameless... hum~"

At this time, a roc flew in hastily from the gate of the inn.

When it landed on the ground, it immediately turned into a human body and a bird's head. When it saw the old demon, it immediately breathed a sigh of relief, quickly approached, leaned over and whispered something to the old demon.

When the old demon heard this, his expression became a little subtle, as if he was a little annoyed, rubbed his temples with his forehead, frowned, and nodded.

After receiving the order, the roc fluttered its wings hastily and left.

The old demon stood up, patted the dust off his body, straightened his eyes and straightened his clothes, and said, "I'll go back to the dark..."

Before he finished speaking, Xiao He, who was in a trance, suddenly rolled his eyes and passed out, unable to support the appearance of a ghost, and instantly turned into a ball of white fluffy spirit body and was sucked into the soul bell.

The old demon's heart tightened, his eyes were filled with eagerness, he frowned, raised his hand, put the bell into his sleeve robe, turned into a wisp of black air, and disappeared into the inn.

After she absorbed the blood essence, the retention time became shorter and shorter.

Half demon, half ghost, why is it like this? !Thinking about it makes me feel a little stuffy.

The little demons who arranged the inn were all overwhelmed when the old demon left, and they didn't bother to do the work in their hands, so they started drinking again in a lively manner.They never worry about their lawless boss, the boss is invincible!

A Gen, who witnessed the shopkeeper turned into a monster, pointed tremblingly in the direction of the door, rolled his eyes, and fainted from fright again, he was frightened enough today!

The little cat passing by holding the wine jar squatted down, poked A Gen happily, raised his head and asked A Quan, "He's dead! Can we eat him?" The saliva dripped thickly...

A Quan ==: "He just passed out..."

Xiao Miao was disappointed: "Oh." Momo covered Agen's nose and mouth with both hands...

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In a daze, Xiaohe seemed to feel that she was surrounded by a mass of warm red light, which was warm and flowing, and was constantly nourishing her limbs and bones.

She remembered this feeling of ecstasy - the old demon's heart.

The eyelids were too heavy to lift, and she vaguely heard the cold female voice in her heart sigh and let out a relieved laugh.Then the voice that had been living in the depths of her soul turned into a wisp of light smoke, floating in the sky and the earth.

Then, it seemed that someone took a stick in her mind and kept disturbing her, causing her headache to split!Countless fragments flashed before her eyes—her previous life, her past, and another person’s memories intersected—Chang’an City in the heyday of Tang Dynasty, the younger and immature old demon, Xiaoqing, Xiaoqian; another boy she had a crush on in high school, an old banyan tree, Lanruo Temple...

She saw another woman's world.

That woman is the most familiar to her, but also the most unfamiliar—the banyan spirit grandma.

At the same time, the crazy love for the old demon hit her like a gust of wind and waves!She suddenly realized that the voice that had been lurking in her heart was grandma!It was grandma who kept appearing and reminding her to "go home and go home" every time she was confused whether to stay or not!

Could it be that she still wants to regain her body?

But now why, she gave up? !

She knew that grandma was really dead this time, but Xiaohe was left to inherit her memories and emotions intact!

Xiaohe covered his eyes, tears kept flowing from between his fingers: "Fake!"

She obviously didn't want to cry at all!They are all influenced by the feeling of being helpless but having to let go.She doesn't want it!She is Lai Xiaohe, why does she want to be a grandma?What if one day she starts to suspect that she is grandma?Was Lai Xiaohe "assimilated and eliminated" in this way?

The surrounding area is very dark, but the air is filled with the rich fragrance of crabapple flowers.

Well, there is also the smell of wine...

Suddenly, there was a shaking, the bell bone fell out from nowhere, and the little crane hurriedly got out from the gap, floating lightly in the air.

It turned out that she was in the Fuyun Temple in Heishan at the moment.

Turning her head to look, a large group of monsters and gods with erratic eyes all looked at her dumbfounded, and there seemed to be an old monster in a luxurious red dress among them.

I don't know who reacted faster, "hahahaha" smiled, and said teasingly: "So the old demon hides the seventeenth lady who is hidden from others as a treasure. She wears it close to her body. It seems that she is really doted on!"

For a while they chatted and chatted, but the old demon didn't explain. He smiled and drank the cup after cup of wine that they toasted, and then waved for Xiaohe to sit beside him.

Xiaohe squatted up, subconsciously picked up the soul-inducing bell, and put it away in his sleeve robe.The moment she stood up, as if struck by lightning, she immediately took out the bell from her sleeve.

Be overjoyed!He hurried to sit down beside the old demon.

The old demon blinked at Xiaohe, and asked softly, "Are you alright?"

Xiaohe shook his head, then pulled the old demon's sleeve blushing, his eyes became more and more radiant.

The old demon turned his head and said rudely to the drunken drinkers: "Hmm, she is my future Mrs. Heishan. You drunkards, you have drank and people have seen it. I am going to see off the guests."

Before the old demon finished speaking, he seemed to realize something suddenly, and immediately turned his head to look at Xiaohe.

Xiaohe smiled proudly "hehe", showing one side of his little canine teeth, and hooked his arm, making a sweet and shy look.

Ah, she can touch things!

Although the old demon was puzzled, she looked closely and found that she was originally half ghost and half demon, but what happened just now turned her into a wood elf!The lowest form of the dryad!

Xiaohe probably understood why he was half ghost and half demon, and now why he materialized again.

However, regardless of this, after the group of drunkards are sent away, she will talk to the old demon in detail.

Xiaohe glanced back and forth in the hall, and was surprised to find that the Bull Demon King and the Barefoot Immortal were also mixed in with the drunken drunkards, and each of them seemed to have been drunk a lot of alcohol. Their eyes were all vain .

In addition, there are a bunch of immortals and monsters that Xiaohe can't name, and the one who looks the most quiet and delicate is recognized at a glance-the Wenqu Xingjun in the sky, the true God that the scholar Ning Caichen believes in, Unexpectedly, he is also one of the drinking buddies of the old monster.

These people, they all ran here in groups when they heard that the old demon was going to get married again.

Tomorrow night's marriage is going to make a big noise, and the old demon doesn't want to invite these flying immortals to join in the fun, not to mention, Niang Niang just came back to report that the old shadow has appeared again.

Can't tell them to know the existence of Laoying.

Although these gods seem to have no rules and are very wanton, they actually abide by the rules of heaven. If the person sitting here is not an old demon, but an old shadow who has fallen into the devil's way and has blood on his hands, Yu Gongyu Privately, they will take action to subdue the demons.

The old demon didn't want him to be wiped out like this.

"Demon King, you are a person who is in high spirits on happy occasions! We brothers can't let you go easily, we must make you drunk until tomorrow's bridal chamber! And seventeen sisters-in-law, I will respect you with this toast for ten thousand years!" It’s a good match! Do it first and respect it!” A mighty god will hold up a big wine tank and drink directly from it.

Xiaohe's eyes widened, and he swallowed. How dare this uncle drink water?

The old demon forbade Xiaohe to drink, and the old demon finally drank all the wine that was offered to his "sister-in-law".

The drunkards in the Fuyun Temple came and went to find the doorway, and kept saving for the little crane to drink. In fact, they were pouring barrels of wine into the old demon's belly.

They made up their minds to get him drunk today, otherwise they wouldn't have come to Montenegro together like this.

Xiaohe watched more and more demons, fairies and ghosts laying down on the plush carpet. Even the old demon called "Bottomless Wine Barrel" next to him seemed to be too strong to drink, and he fainted from his neck upwards. pink.

The old demon stretched out his hand and handed over a jar of wine, and said with a smile: "Madam, go and pour wine for all the wine drinkers from the immortal family." The slightly raised phoenix eyes blinked at Xiaohe, and he glanced at the jar in his hand meaningfully. Delicious wine.

ah!Xiaohe immediately understood!The old monster drank the whole life!Drinking three cups of drunken half life to the end of floating life!She smiled treacherously, her eyes full of teasing complacency.

That's right~ Lai Xiaohe has never been a quiet master.Now that the two demons have teamed up, they are truly invincible in the world!

Those who were still slightly awake, looked at the old demon's blushing cheeks, and thought about it in their hearts, thinking that this time they must not miss the perfect opportunity to get the old demon drunk!One by one was even more red-eyed from drinking, only looking at whether the old demon's wine glass was full, pouring him glass by glass, but ignoring the taste of the wine he drank.

Inside the main hall, the fragrance of wine was strong, and even on the hundred-step jade steps outside the Floating Cloud Hall, there were a large number of colorful feather birds who were drunk from smelling the wine, combing their feathers wearily, or Simply lying there on all fours.

The old demon, who was trying to catch him, was also drunk and blurred, and the drunken pink even spread to the depths of his eyes. He held his wine glass and lazily said: "I think you can't do it. Don't forget to report on the [-]th tomorrow. Everyone, go! I, Fuyun Palace, am too lazy to greet all of you drunkards."

The white-faced and elegant angel who is the scholar in charge of the world——Wenqu Xianjun is so handsome that his face is flushed from drinking, and the tips of his ears are trembling, but he still speaks clearly and logically: "It's rare to meet a demon king after hundreds of years and marry a wife." I am overjoyed, but it is a pity that I cannot come to congratulate you in person tomorrow, but today we will have a drink with the Yaojun, and we will never go home if we are not drunk!"

This is said tactfully, and the translation is—"My boy, you deliberately chose to get married on the day when the gods of all walks of life go to heaven to report their duties. Anyway, I won't be able to arrive tomorrow. I'm sorry for the wine I drank if I don't get you drunk tonight. "

The Great Bull Demon King speaks much more bluntly, his swarthy hooves carelessly patted the old demon's thin shoulder: "Hehe~ old demon!"

The Bull Demon King asked with a teasing smile, "I think you are afraid of drinking too much. If you can't do it tomorrow, you will let down that pretty lady, right?" The crotch/under a certain demon second child.

Hehehe... Die, die, die!

In the next chapter, the old demon lies down in Huangquan drunk.

The author has something to say: Uh huh~ Yes, I have given another clue, and this chapter is also an explanation for why all the friends will not come to participate in the old demon’s marriage

[The explanation is very complicated]

Xiaohe was half demon and half human before, the demon is the body, and the human is the heart and soul.

Later, after dying once, she became half ghost and half demon, because her spiritual consciousness was sucked into the Nine-Revolution Fate Orb when she was about to die, and she only had a sliver of consciousness.

Well, the real grandma has always been obsessed with the old demon, and has never let go. Now when the old demon proposed to Xiaohe, in order to fulfill her wish, and at the same time knowing that she was powerless, she chose to die completely. Assimilated with Xiaohe.Xiaohe had absorbed a lot of monster energy from the wood element before, but now he has naturally become a monster but not a ghost...

[It was really troublesome for me to conceive the outline at the beginning, are you really not bubbling?You are a group of mensao monsters]

There is a chapter about the real grandma vs the old demon, which may have been published recently.