[A Chinese Ghost Story] Grandma is hard to be

Summer showers come and go quickly.

After a torrential rain that lasted no more than a quarter of an hour, the sky was still gray and gloomy after the rain.Guobei Town has a bleak and decaying silence, just like the Song Dynasty that is coming to an end.

The old demon walked out of the coffin shop with his hands behind his back, stood in the alley and smiled brightly at me.Brocade clothes and jade belt, domineering, long hair soft and shiny.

But my heart skipped a beat, and I forced the corners of my mouth to smile: "Don't casually talk about immortality, okay? No one will be sad when you, an old monster, die! Don't let your corpse be left in the wilderness and be picked up here and there by wild wolves." Together, it's so pitiful!"

"You bury me." The old demon said with a smile, raised his eyebrows and looked at me seriously.

I rolled my eyes at him, he was really relieved of me, he abused and oppressed me so much, and even expected me to collect his body, wouldn't he be afraid that my heart would be dark, and he would be the first to be killed?The more serious he is, the more deceitful he is!

"Okay, okay! I just happened to take a look at what kind of genius you are." I said perfunctorily.

"Well. Don't build a luxurious tomb, so that the tomb robbers won't worry about it. You just need to pile up a small earthen bag in the Begonia forest in Heishan. There are many funerary objects in it. Don't forget the painting, and there are rare treasures... the most important thing The most important thing is to have wine!" He talked more and more vigorously, his eyes were shining, and his expression was indescribably joyful.

It's the first time I've seen someone planning their own affairs with such enthusiasm.

I couldn't help but want to interrupt his unconstrained style, and hit him: "What if you don't have any bones left?"

He was taken aback by my question, then rolled his eyes, smiled slightly, and the thin smile lines appeared in his eyes, "That's even easier, just set up a tomb and you're done." Then he couldn't help adding: "It won't take long. Long-term."

It's still his unique sloppy tone, unconcerned, but it makes me feel a little bored.

"You don't have a good memory, quickly take out your little notebook and write it down. If you forget it by then, I'll be a ghost and pester you every day!" He urged me angrily.

"Where's the stele? There must be a name engraved on the stele, right? Everyone calls you Yaoyao, hey! There are also people who call you Yaoyao... What is your name?"

He was smiling, and I knew what he wanted to say when he opened his mouth. I immediately stopped him: "Don't talk about Song Yu!"

"Huh? Doesn't Xiao Feihe like being Song Zhuojin? My king quite likes being Song Yu, picking up a daughter for nothing."

I looked at him, wondering what he was thinking, but I didn't expect the old demon to lower his head slightly and look back at me with a smile.

There was emotion in his eyes that I couldn't see clearly, and I hurriedly looked away.

Seriously, he took out his small notebook and wrote it down, if he wants to play, I will always accompany him to the end.

Open your mouth and ask, "Tell me your first name!"

"...It's been too long, I forgot." The old demon pursed her lips and said helplessly.

"How can someone forget their own name?" I couldn't help but roll my eyes again, getting close to Zhu Zhechi, I don't know if I will have problems with my eyes when I get old.

The old demon frowned and rubbed his chin, seriously recalling for a moment, eerily quiet.

In the end, he shrugged his shoulders, frowned softly, and said casually: "If you take it and no one calls, forget it. Forget it. You can write about the old demon of Montenegro!"

I heard his leisurely voice, but my heart felt a little tense and painful. I could smell the faint fragrance of crabapple from his body. The fragrance after the rain seemed more delicate and elegant.

The old demon is clearly standing in front of my eyes, but I feel as if he is far away in the world, he is like a light of the moonlight in a half-dream and half-awake.

Seeing me in a daze, the old demon walked over worriedly, grabbed my notebook, and glanced at it.

Seeing that I had written it all down, I smiled and patted my head, and praised, "Good girl~ Daddy loves you so much~ Let's go! Ning Caichen is going back to Lanruo Temple." Coquettishly took out the folding fan and shook it Ah Yao walked out of the alley.

I regained my composure, looked down at the small book, pursed my lips, tore off the page, and followed.

I didn't realize that after we left, a figure appeared, picked up the piece of paper, flattened it, and put it in his arms.

***

After Ning Caichen successfully received the money, he returned to Lanruo Temple with three lanterns.

While walking, he was carrying Li Bai's "Will Enter the Wine" on his back.

That was the old demon's favorite poem to recite, and he didn't expect him to recite it by heart.

Me, the old demon, and the little wolf waiting for us at the foot of the mountain followed Ning Caichen closely like three voyeurs.

I couldn't help poking the old demon, and teased, "It's nice to be missed by ordinary people as a close friend, doesn't it?"

He propped his chin and did not speak, but his eyes narrowed happily, like a large lazy cat.

Ning Caichen, who was trotting all the way, was tired, leaning against the tree trunk to rest and pant, and looked around blankly, as if wondering why no vicious pack of hungry wolves appeared to scare him this time.

In the next second, it was me, the old demon and the little wolf who were surprised!He actually heard someone howling like a wolf!

The little wolf was in a trance, and his center of gravity was even unstable. He almost fell off the branch, but fortunately, the old demon had quick eyesight and quick hands, and grabbed it by the neck.

It turned out that Xiaoqian, who was waiting for Ning Caichen, hid in the branches of a tree and howled like a wolf on a whim to scare Ning Caichen!Looking at Ning Caichen who ran away, Xiaoqian, who was fluttering in white, couldn't help but smile softly with her lips pursed.

After successfully arriving at Lanruo Temple.

I'm starting to arrange the highlight of the night - Ning Caichen's wet body!

The plot in the movie is roughly: Ning Caichen went to Xiaoqian's residence to look for Xiaoqian, and the grandmother aggressively brought the handkerchief that Xiaoqian used to remind Ning Caichen to leave Lanruo Temple quickly to ask the teacher; in desperation, Xiaoqian let Ning Caichen hid in the wooden tub, and gave him mouth-to-mouth breathing during the period, and let Ning Caichen look naked; grandma confessed that Xiaoqian would marry her to Montenegro three days later.

At that time, Xiaoqing first brought two female ghost maidservants in with red wedding gowns, and then grandma rushed in through the window and rushed to Xiaoqian, angrily slapped Xiaoqian down the face!

What needs to be solved urgently are the two female ghost maidservants, and how to handle my subordinates when I slap my face.

Except for Xiaoqing and Xiaoqian in Lanruo Temple, all the other female ghosts were dismissed by me to reincarnate. It seems that I had to recruit two female ghosts to be temporary workers.

OK!everything's ready!The hard-to-serve old monster doesn't know where to hide at this time in order to be quiet. It just so happens that tonight is a woman's world!

While I was changing clothes, the little wolf jumped up to me from the hole and stared at me.

I clutched my chest and asked vigilantly, "Are you a male wolf?" Although my grandma's skin was loose and poorly maintained, she was considered a female creature anyway.

The little wolf turned his eyes away in disdain, and quickly scrambled a few words on the ground, "Xiaoqing has entered the house."

ah!Why doesn't Xiaoqing obey the command?I hurriedly dressed and rushed to the "set".

Passing through the water pavilion, all the way at a fast speed, I heard Xiaoqian and Xiaoqing's conversation in the distance.

"Good sister, I know you are impatient to wait. But don't forget, without me, you will not have good fruit to eat!"

What are they communicating?

Going out of the window, I glanced at the two temporary female ghosts standing in the corridor, huh?Why don't you go in?

I took a deep breath, adjusted my facial expression, stood outside the window, recalled my lines later, did the enthusiastic exercise before taking off, and then took out the preparatory actions for participating in the school sports meeting!

1, 2... 3!

"Little bitch! How dare you hide from me and collect other men!" I yelled sternly, and flew through the window at the same time.

The momentum was good, but the landing was a little unstable, so I turned two somersaults on the ground and stood firmly.Flowing clouds and flowing water can be regarded as barely passing the test.

He took a deep breath and wiped the cold sweat from his forehead.

"Hehe~" A female ghost in Tsing Yi among the temporary workers in the hallway laughed softly through the window hole.

I turned around and glared at her dissatisfied. Sure enough, the temporary workers hired for ten copper coins and three sticks of incense were unreliable, and I laughed at this time!No professionalism at all!It is also necessary to have the basic conduct of a dragon.

Xiaoqian, who was sitting elegantly on the ground dressing up, saw that I was a little scared, and couldn't help shrinking back, pitifully denying: "I don't! Grandma..."

It seems that the remaining prestige of the original grandma is still there.

With glaring eyebrows, I strode over and grabbed Xiaoqian's long black and beautiful hair.

"You can't deny it! I have evidence!"

I took it out of my sleeve, handkerchief handkerchief!Eh?Not here, is it the other side?touch, huh?I go!Where did I lose such an important item?I remember the last time I picked up a handkerchief in the Black Forest and stuffed it into my sleeve!

Oops!I slapped my head, I have developed a bad habit during this time!Shouldn't I casually stuff it into the sleeve of the old demon Qiankun?

For a moment, the room was silent.

I smiled awkwardly.

At this time, a lazy rustling voice asked in a neutral tone: "Grandma, are you looking for this?"

I turned my head.

The female ghost in blue in the corridor came in at some point, and walked to a shadowy corner of the room, her long hair fell down to cover her face.But I saw a plain white handkerchief in her hand at a glance, and the corners of her mouth were slightly raised, with a smile.

That gesture of pinching the handkerchief with two fingers in disgust...that lazy tone...that coquettish smile...

I go!Who else could it be if it wasn't an old monster? !

When Xiaoqian saw the white handkerchief, her face paled with fright, and she backed away repeatedly.

I snuggled up to the female ghost that the old demon turned into, and took important evidence from "her".

Gritting his teeth, he asked softly, "Why are you here to join in the fun?"

"The female ghost you're looking for actually ran away as soon as she saw me! Didn't my lord be afraid of the lack of manpower for Xiao Feihe, so she kindly made a cameo appearance~~" The old demon smiled shamelessly, leaned over to my ear, Breathe like blue at me.

Enough is enough!Just pretend to be a female ghost, but now you can deal with grandma's old bark face, you are not picky at all!

The old monster said he was free, and he replaced the temporary worker casually.Where can I get my ten coppers back?That's a usury loan I borrowed from Agen!

I glared at him bitterly, and signaled, "I'll settle accounts with you later!"

Turning around, "Ahem!" He coughed dryly twice, covering his unnaturally red face.

"How dare you give this kind of thing to a man? Little bitch! I'm going to teach you a lesson!" I pretended to be fierce, and threw Sipa onto Xiaoqian who was weak and lying on the ground.

Xiaoqing seemed a little gloating, and hurriedly handed me a calfskin whip soaked in chili water that I didn't know where to get.

I was startled, and squinted at Xiaoqing, "When did you prepare such a heavyweight instrument of torture?"

Xiaoqing smiled innocently, lightly tapped my shoulder with one hand, rubbed it for me, and said softly, "Grandma, you should use the old method to deal with female ghosts who refuse to obey discipline."

After saying that, he snorted coldly, and glanced at Xiaoqian who was pale with fright.

A woman's heart is a sea needle.

Xiaoqing, you deliberately invited pets in front of me, what kind of bad idea are you playing?

The author has something to say: √

The old demon still doesn't have a name [Actually, I just don't want to think about it]

I still don’t know what makes him a genius [Actually, I just don’t want to think

What is Xiaoqing and Xiaoqian plotting?

Yesterday, I secretly rubbed and loved* caressed the authors in my circle, there is no code word at all, and I feel that I am cheap when I say it rough

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