[A Chinese Ghost Story] Grandma is hard to be

There is no such thing as a banquet in the world.

After the few of us said goodbye early this morning, the old demon led me, and I led the little wolf to pretend to leave Lanruo Temple, and even invited Ning Caichen and Yan Chixia to come to Liuquan more often with a fake smile Come play with us.

The two demons and one wolf wandered around in the forest, taking advantage of Ning Caichen and Yan Chixia's lack of ideas, they turned around and rolled back to Lanruo Temple.

But this time Song Yu and Song Zhuojin no longer exist, only the Heishan old demon and Lanruosi's grandma who are in collusion.

I sneaked into Ning Caichen's wing, knocked him out from behind who was peeling an apple, and picked up the apple to eat. The old demon took it from me as a matter of course, and gnawed it with a clear conscience.

Rubbing his middle fingers secretly, he took out the hidden ledger and stuffed it into his messy pile of soaked books.

"Hmm. The old demon king, come here and help me put up a talisman~~"

My brows and eyes are crooked with a smile.

At that time, Yan Chixia wrote the talisman and gave it to me, but I didn't dare to accept it. What if I couldn't practice enough and was forced to show my original shape on the spot?Fortunately, the old demon next to me took it for me.

After the old demon got out of the "Song Yu" skin, he regained the expression of Uncle Heishan, glanced at me with disdain, stretched out his hand to pat, and pasted a piece of talisman on Ning Caichen's back.

OK!Everything is ready, only the east wind is owed.

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In the underground cave.

Moved!After half a month!I finally slept in my own bed! ! !

Hugging the soft little wolf rolling~~~

The old demon who was sitting on the master chair with his legs crossed and drinking was sneered, turned his face to give us a glance, put down his glass and said, "Nie Xiaoqian is here."

My heart skipped a beat, and I let out a low exclamation in fright!

Die!Die!I am now Lai Xiaohe!

Kick the little wolf away!The hands immediately turned into flexible branches, turned back, and in a weird posture, opened the gap in the skin bag on the back with both hands, took off the human skin like undressing, clamped it under the armpits, and turned into The happy grandma who just came back from "hunting".

The old demon stood still and watched with great interest as I became a grandma in a second.

I look around, where is it?

"Xiaoqian?"

Seeing that he had successfully teased me, the old demon finally couldn't help laughing out loud "hahaha", came over and hit my head with a fan, while stretching out a hand to pull the several layers of skin folds piled up on my chin.

"I lied to you!" My eyebrows were beaming, and I told me "kindly" triumphantly.

I have black lines on my face: "..."

Nonsence!shameless!

He turned around and reached out to hug the little wolf back, but was kicked away by the angry little wolf with a whirling leg!

Seeing this, the old demon laughed even more tremblingly, and the colorful reflections reflected from the skylight added to his exquisite face, which was as beautiful as a crown of jade.

I was slightly stunned, I have rarely seen him laughing so happily recently, and his hundreds of appearances were played repeatedly and endlessly in my mind, either lazy or intoxicated or full of anger or gentle sigh... No wonder Laoying would say that everyone who knew him in the world loved and hated him.

He raised his bone fan to cover his mouth and coughed a few times in a low voice, "Nie Xiaoqian is here..." Before he finished speaking, his throat was hoarse and his eyes were red.

I looked up and stared at him!Children know that deceiving people cannot use the same trick!Bitter tricks are useless!

"Stop lying! I won't be fooled by you again!"

Eh?However, what can you lie to me this time?

The old demon glanced sideways at the entrance on the other side, then glanced at me with a smile, covered his mouth and coughed a few times.

I turned around suspiciously, and met Xiaoqing with a surprised face and Xiaoqian with a pale face...

Sure enough, the story of the wolf came!

I turned my head to stare at the old demon, but I didn't see Xiaoqing behind me and also gave Xiaoqian a hard look.

The old demon raised his eyebrows and smiled innocently and aggrieved. Perhaps he knew that the three of us had private matters to discuss, so he turned around and left silently with his folding fan.

The little wolf gritted his teeth and paws, and followed with a sinister expression.

I pursed my lips, feeling a little uneasy and worried, the little wolf probably wouldn't bite him when he wasn't prepared, right?In ancient times, there was no rabies vaccine. What should I do if I get sick?A generation of arrogance, Xiang Xiaoyu died of wolf bites? 【Hello!Wrong word? !

I think what are these random things?It is impossible for the old monster to be killed by the little wolf!

I have explained the seriousness of the reality. The female ghosts in Lanruo Temple have been let go by Yan Chixia. Now, grandma, I urgently need pure vitality to nourish yin and nourish yang, so as to prolong my life. Xiaoqian must find it for me tonight. a man! (Yes! It was Ning Caichen!)

The reborn Xiaoqian was even more picturesque, with a slender figure, bowed gracefully, frowned, and accepted the task unwillingly.

I nodded with satisfaction. With the coming of the Obon Festival, lonely ghosts can wander around in the daytime.Xiaoqian asked me for leave on purpose, she wanted to go to the town and find the dressing picture her father made for her back then.

oops!I forgot about this important prop!I nodded again and again, naturally agreeing happily.

It was getting late, and a half-yellow warm moon hung in the sky.

Lanruo Temple has been repaired some time ago, with all the dead grass and neat green plants, and the clear and gentle moonlight spreads across the earth, giving it a peaceful atmosphere.

For a while I flew up to the roof of the Daxiong Palace to look around on tiptoes, and for a while I flew down and circled anxiously around the stone table in the courtyard.

Why hasn't Xiaoqian come back yet?Something is going to happen in town, isn't it?I should have known that I should have gone with her!

On the stone table is a pot of floating life, a broken jade cup, and a plate of bean paste mooncakes.

The old demon sat leisurely, wearing a light-colored coat embroidered with lavender begonias, and pulling on a pair of clogs, the favorite of the Wei and Jin literati, contentedly drinking and eating cakes.

Putting down the wine glass in his hand, he stretched out his hand to hold me who was spinning around, made me sit down, stretched out his hand and broke off half a mooncake, handed it to me, and ordered: "Miao Niang's craftsmanship is always good, eat it."

I pursed my mouth, took it helplessly, and muttered: "I eat mooncakes before the Mid-Autumn Festival, what a weirdo..."

Hearing this, the old demon raised her eyebrows, narrowed her peach-blossom phoenix eyes, and smiled magnificently, "Can you control it? I like to celebrate it early~ No matter what festive season it is, I just pass it if I think about it. It would be silly to wait~ ~"

He opened his mouth to take a bite, chewed carefully, drank a large cup of Fu Sheng Jin, and said vaguely: "It's okay next time. I didn't feel nostalgic before, but recently I've been living more and more..."

It is very delicate and elegant to eat.

He sat in a casual posture, and the silk coat that was leisurely draped over his shoulders was about to slip off with every move, and he was thinner.

I endured it for a while, pursed my lips, and finally couldn't help reaching out to lift his coat and put it on for him.

The old face was slightly embarrassed.I kept doing moral construction for myself in my heart: I was just afraid that the wind, cold and dew in the mountains would be heavy, and he would have to trick me into spending money to buy medicine for him when he caught a cold.

A gleam of brilliance flashed in the old demon's jet-black eyes, but he disappeared for a moment.I poured myself a glass of wine with a guilty conscience, took a sip, and when I wanted to drink again, the old demon blocked the mouth of the glass.

Disdainfully squinting, "You can't drink this wine, if you are in heat, I can't control you, a strong woman!"

"Shua—" It exploded all of a sudden!

"Who cares!" I put down my wine glass with a flushed face, and said bitterly.

The old demon narrowed his eyes, mocked and sneered, his eyes were as cool as water, he raised his head and drank the glass of wine I had drunk.

Why is the old monster getting weirder and weirder?

Before I could speak again, I heard a steady footstep coming from the gate of the temple.broken!Xiaoqian didn't wait, Yan Chixia came back!

I pulled the old demon as if to hide, but the old demon grabbed my wrist instead, with heavy eyes, quietly looking at the way the door came from.

"What are you doing..."

"The banyan tree demon?"

I raised my head, and my eyes fell into Yan Chixia's astonished eyes...

And Yan Chixia was followed by Xiaoqian in fluttering white clothes.

I was frowning, and he also frowned when he saw the hand I was holding with the old demon.

Why did it go wrong again?How about a "beautiful encounter on the waterside pavilion" tonight?

Yan Chixia strode over, closing the distance between us.

I felt guilty and instinctively wanted to step back, but my wrist was firmly held by the old demon, unable to move.

"Why are you back again?"

"Why did you come back?"

With a difference of one word, Yan Chixia and I asked in unison.

But what he asked was the "banyan tree demon" whom he hadn't seen for a long time. Why did the banyan tree demon come back after doing a good deed? But I was still standing in the position of "Song Zhuojin" and asked what happened to Yan Chixia, who went down the mountain every night to catch demons. just came back.

Xiaoqian looked at the "different" grandma, I was very surprised, and she also floated over, but when she saw the smiling old demon, her face turned pale with fright, and she floated to the corner of the wall.

Yan Chixia was not surprised when she saw this scene.

At that time, I just understood it as "Xiaoqian is shy when she sees her future husband".

Yan Chixia pursed her lips and frowned in displeasure, "Didn't Xiaoqing, the female ghost, say that you sent all the female ghosts under your hand to be reincarnated? Why did I see her wandering around Guobei Town?" Pointing to the girl in the corner Xiaoqian.

oops!The bad Yan Chixia!What I told Xiaoqian was that you dispersed the female ghosts, why didn't 24 hours pass, and you came here to make trouble...

I smirked towards Xiaoqian's searching eyes.

"What kind of medicine are you selling in your gourd?" Well, this time the finger is not directed at me, Yan Chixia turned around and went straight to the old demon.

"She wants to pick..." the old demon smiled, propped her chin and answered the truth casually.

I quickly picked up a piece of moon cake and stuffed it into the old demon's mouth.

"Hehe~ Xiaoqian, go to the waterside pavilion to play the piano and paint first~ Don't forget the mission!" I waved my hand to urge Xiaoqian to leave, I can't control Yan Chixia, I can't scare the old demon, with my ability, it's still better to chase Xiaoqian away More than enough.

Xiaoqian felt relieved and left quickly.

Seeing Xiaoqian's back drifting away, I breathed a sigh of relief. The old demon had already gnawed the mooncake with my hand, and the nimble tongue stinks shamelessly and put my finger in his mouth. Lick it!

wipe!The old monster is in spring all day long!I was startled, and quickly pulled out my wet finger, what if I bite off it! ?My heart was in a mess.

The old monster succeeds in doing bad things, smiling like a coquettish fox with his eyes narrowed!

He noticed that the displeased Yan Chixia was still there, so he covered his mouth and coughed dryly, and said seriously: "She promised Nie Xiaoqian to me as the seventeenth lady, and she will pass the door in five days, but I heard that Ning Caichen in Lanruo Temple I have a relationship with Nie Xiaoqian, so come and have a look."

Yan Chixia frowned, and her voice was as cold as ice: "Absurd! People and ghosts have different paths! How could Ning Caichen and Nie Xiaoqian have a marriage! Don't forget that we still have a life-and-death agreement!"

The old demon laughed extremely disdainfully, narrowed his eyes, and spoke with the utmost sarcasm:

"You human beings are superficial and narrow-minded! Love knows no bounds, understand? Love has no age, gender, or race. Love is love, and at most it has something to do with desire. We monsters are comparable to this. You mortals have a much deeper understanding!"

I wiped off my cold sweat and nodded. The old demon always has amazing words, and what he said is irrefutable.

The old demon smiled all over his face, and stretched out his little finger to grab my hand.

I hurriedly nodded and said in agreement: "Yes, in this matter, you who married sixteen beautiful wives of different races have the most say!"

The old demon casually stretched out his hand to touch my head, with a faint smile: "Good boy~ Xiaohe, don't be jealous~ Daddy, I'm serious~"

As soon as this remark came out, the three of them were all stunned.

He must be stupefied when he thinks of Song Yu's father... How can he say such words in front of Yan Chixia now! ?

My forehead hurts...

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