[A Chinese Ghost Story] Grandma is hard to be

When I appeared in the courtyard of Lanruo Temple with my sore back, Yan Chixia was practicing sword with a murderous look.

A trick kills a person, and a sword stabs the heart.

I supported the dilapidated blue brick wall with one hand, and beat my waist seriously with the other hand.

Ning Caichen, oh Ning Caichen!I waited for you in Lanruo Temple for a long time, it was almost dark, and I didn't even see your shadow!Your feet are slow enough!Can't help but secretly slander, as the saying goes!Useless is a scholar...

And the damn Montenegrin old demon!He enjoyed it, but I was so tired that my bones were about to fall apart!Do you understand respecting the old and loving the young? ?I am a little demon who is nine thousand years younger than him, okay! ?

Yan Chixia glanced at me coldly, and the peach wood sword dance was even more vigorous and mighty!

This is not good!Isn't this treating me as an imaginary enemy?I shook my head mournfully.

The banyan tree in the yard, which I re-fortified and moved to the corner, was awed by his fierce sword energy, and the malnourished withered yellow leaves fell down one after another, fluttering...

sunset.deserted temple.banyan tree.swordsman.dead leaves.

What a beautiful mood!How suitable for a romantic and beautiful love!

Tsk~ It's a pity that there is only one Taoist priest with a human sword and an old tree demon who has been practicing for thousands of years.

"Hee hee hee hee hee~"

At this time, my small laughter came out inappropriately...

"Haha~"

cents!none!edge!Depend on!I'm going to cry!

I just felt someone scratching the soles of my feet with a feather just now in the underground cave!The old man in the bath—the old demon from Heishan looked at me, and even suspected that I had a hidden danger of epilepsy, so don't wait for him to take a bath and rub his back, drive me out, and tell me to cut firewood and boil hot water...

Eh!Also call me stupid?To think that a tree can suffer from epilepsy?He is stupid!

The smiles come and go. After thinking about it, it is only possible that someone has tampered with my tree...

At this moment, I stomped my feet with a smirk, which couldn't alleviate the smile at all.

And look at Yan Chixia practicing sword, that move and move... Hey!The sword energy that is going to die just brushed against the banyan tree...

"Haha~ I'll go! Ha~ Yan Chixia, your uncle! Haha~ Can you be more careful when practicing swords!"

When I called him, he stopped, looked at me with heavy eyes, and said nothing.

Being stared at by him made me feel a little guilty for no reason, and rubbed my cheeks that were a little sore from laughing, "Ahem! Well, this is a kind suggestion~ Do you think you want to practice swords in another place? I..."

For some reason, he suddenly became angry, with anger in his eyes, he walked over with a sword in his hands, and pressed forward step by step, "Blame me for hindering you?"

I was confused by Monk Zhang Er, and I was afraid of the mahogany sword in his hand, so I took two steps back and said with a smile: "It's not a hindrance... It's just that your sword often pokes the soles of my feet, making me itchy."

He was obviously taken aback, probably thinking that I was talking nonsense.

I pointed embarrassingly at the banyan tree that was as thick as a person in the yard, and explained helplessly: "According to what you said, it may be a part of my body... I have been a little unstable recently. The connection between them has become a lot stronger..." I don't know if he can understand this explanation, after all, it is explained according to what modern people can understand.

It's not how brave I am now, I have enough courage to trust the swordsman in front of me who is destined to be an enemy or not a friend by birth.However, at present, on the one hand, I have no way to dissolve the connection between me and the tree. I can only hope that as I get more comfortable with my grandma's body day by day, I can use magic to cut this connection freely; on the other hand, What a magnanimous person Yan Chixia is!I told him it was more like buying an insurance policy, at least he wouldn't kill me behind my back.

What I bet on is nothing but Yan Chixia's chivalry.

He looked at me without blinking his eyelids, and then raised the mahogany sword in his hand...

"Haha~ Fake Squid!" I couldn't help but hold my waist and laugh until my tears flowed, good Yan Chixia!try me?

Only then did he believe my "nonsense", and his complexion looked better, but he remembered the scene of "full spring" he saw in the cave, and said with a livid face: "You just met Lao Heishan in the cave. Demon..."

As soon as he mentioned this, my whole body was sore again, I wipe it!

I supported my waist with one hand, and grabbed Yan Chixia's hand with the other, with sincere eyes, sincere eyes: "Hero Yan! You must work hard and practice! Try to kill him before I die, and eliminate harm for the people!"

He hesitated for a moment, thought about what "come on" meant, and understood "I support you", then he held my hand, nodded, and said in a deep voice, "I will! But without my consent , you can't die!"

Uh... the domineering president?

Oh~ I realized it in an instant, "Okay! I know~ Are you ranking heroes in Jianghu according to the number of monsters killed? Don't worry, grandma's life will always be left to you."

"..."

Chicken talking to duck, weird silence...

"Lai Xiaohe! Do you want to freeze my lord to death?" The bell viciously bounced between my collarbones, and a furious roar came out through the bell tied around my neck representing shame, breaking the speechless embarrassment.

Yan Chixia frowned and looked at the bell jumping happily around my neck, and reached out to take it off.

I smiled, held the bell in my palm, and shook my head at him.

I actually thought about it carefully, and felt that the contract between the old demon and me was not too much. He could have used strong means to force me, but he chose to make a contract.Moreover, I really need a "god-like teammate" like him,

"Lai Xiaohe! What are you dawdling about? You need another time to talk about love! I want hot water!" Impatient...

What a tormentor!

"Okay, okay! I'm going to fetch water now!" I said to myself angrily. No matter how awesome this Laoshizi soul-inducing bell sounds, it is not as great as our 21st century technology. We carry it with us The mobile phone you carry can realize two-way dialogue!

Break the bell!Pooh!

It is also self-inflicted!"Grandma" locked Xiaoqian with a bell before, but now it's my turn to be locked up with a bell by the Montenegrin old demon to act as a maid...

Little girls, quickly read to grandma: Do what you don't want!Don't do it to others!

After encouraging and comforting Yan Chixia, I went to the front of the mountain to see if Ning Caichen was coming soon, and then I slowly carried the wooden bucket to the back mountain to get hot spring water.

Tell him plainly that there is a hidden natural hot spring less than three miles away from the back of Lanruo Temple, and I don't want to use it. I have to carry buckets of water and boil water for his uncle to take a bath!The petals need to be freshly picked, the water needs mountain spring water, and the firewood needs locust tree branches...

Chopping firewood to boil water?Hehe...don't!As blind as I am, what if I accidentally chop up my own body and burn it as firewood?

Then wouldn't I become the worst and stupidest time-traveling girl in the history of time-traveling? —He was hacked to death by himself as firewood!

I rushed back with two wooden buckets of water, thinking about it as I walked, when I suggested that I would trade with him what I knew was going to happen to him, in exchange for where and who he got the booklet from. He proudly turned me down when I heard the news.

"It's more fun and exciting to know my own future, otherwise such a long demon life would be so lonely and boring."

The above are the original words of the arrogant Montenegro old demon.

whispering sound!Isn't there an undercover agent?What's the big deal, I still have Infernal Affairs as an undercover agent!

Our contract period is not over until he gets back his painting, and according to what he said, "In return, I will form an alliance with you, Xiaohe, according to what you wrote above, and help complete your 'end of the show' mission."

He deliberately bit the word "the end of the play" very hard. Sure enough, such a cunning old monster couldn't have failed to understand the booklet with his ten thousand years of practice experience and ability.He only thinks that this is an interesting game to play, and the result is not important, as long as the process can make him feel novel and interesting.And the old monk said "my troubles are his troubles", he didn't really take it to heart, did he?Whoops!What trouble could arise?I was careful, and went back and forth to deliberate the whole "A Chinese Ghost Story", without any clue.

They come, the security!

Anyway, me!want!back!Home!Stick to Qingshan and don't relax!

Now, I carefully go down the newly built stairs to the cave. In the past few months, the continuous improvement of the accommodation conditions has made me very pleased with my hands-on ability~ I also want to thank the volunteers who injured my leg Yan Chixia.

When I entered with a bucket of steaming water, the room was already filled with steam, and the figure of the old demon could not be seen clearly.

There is a rich fragrance of crabapple flowers in the air, and there is a light blue halo floating in the air in the haze, like a solitary lamp on the sea.

The old demon is leisurely lying on the edge of the big wooden barrel, and in a dispirited manner, rolls up a portrait of a lady who appears out of nowhere and "puts it down" (=throws it on the ground)...

It was only then that I noticed that the ground had long been scattered, and many portraits were randomly thrown away, which shows that the old monster does not cherish these paintings.

He turned his head and glanced at me lightly. In his eyes, the arrogance of the usual time was gone, only the gentle light, his eyebrows and eyes were extremely gentle and tender, very much like the eyes of the old shadow I saw for the first time.

"If I'm really stupid enough to wait for you..."

If Laoying was an old demon, he might be so gentle, right?

For some reason, he sighed softly, inaudibly, and with a vain gesture with his fingers in the air, the radiant shark beads faded away, and the room gradually darkened.

That sigh was floating and floating, like a piece of white feather fell on my heart, and the drizzle wet the spring flowers...

The skin on the back like fine porcelain is exposed outside, with one or two pink petals of April crabapple on it... pink petals, soft black long hair, dark golden leopard prints looming on the shoulders, this scene is seen in the steam It is really fragrant!Very impactful!

The wooden barrel filled with two barrels of hot water in my hand "clanged" to the ground, and the water splashed out, and the room was full of affectionate water.

A few rat-sized flame monsters with red bodies jumped out from the ground, flapped their wet fleshy wings a few times, and fled away quickly!It turned out that the old monster caught them and warmed his bath water underneath!Domineering, nature is hard to change! ==

The water mist was thicker... I didn't care about my wet trouser legs, and ran out with a blushing face and raised my head all the way "ahhh..."

I had a nosebleed for nothing... I was fine just now!

"He is Chi Guoguo's seductress! Smelly shameless!" I wiped away the stream of joy flowing under my nose, and poured a bucket of cold water into it again.

He needs to cool down!

The author has something to say: ("▔□▔)/("▔▔▔)/("▔▔)/

I wrote and wrote today and found out... Is it easy and happy that I originally said? !What about sweet pet 1v1? !

Why did I only write 10 minutes before the movie! ! !Unscientific! ! !

The agreed [-]-word draft is finished!

Angrily smashed the table! ┴┴(╰(｀ ′)╯(┴┴

ps: I recently searched for the character design of the old demon 1 years ago in my mind, but I don’t know how to post the picture, so I posted it on Weibo, @一百一十一, if you are interested, you can poke~see The portraits that match their personalities in your mind can also be @我团观哦~~~

I will be in a beautiful mood tomorrow, [-]:[-] am ~ [-]:[-] am ~ finally something big is going to happen